How to defeat God ?

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>>737766385
Check these dubs.

>>737766385
Trips

With the katana

>>737766613
Roll

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>>737766385
Knowledge usually does the trick.

>>737766666
Omfg

Science

>>737766666
PHYSICS HAS SPOKEN. CHECKED.

>>737766666
Pentasix

>>737766666
Proof

>>737766385
With an Infinite Improbability Drive.

>>737766666
ITS THE ANTI CHRIST

FUCK ME JERRY

>>737766385
The only way to defeat God is to become God

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>>737766385

>>737766666
fuck you

>>737766385
1.Do a bunch of bad shit on earth
2.Kill yourself
3.Go to hell
4. Enlist Satan's help
5.Kill God
6.??????????
7.Profit

>>737766666
Lmao

>>737766385
~tgm
then kill

>>737766385
You can't.

>>737766666
jesus checking christ!

>>737766666
wow haha

Gotta defeat the penultimate boss first, Jesus. He has 12 orcs with him which are easy to kill, but are fast. Accuracy is key here. You can get one-hit KO's if you manage to get the head of each. Once the 12 are defeated, Jesus' HP will drop to half. You need to aim for his hands and feet. Those are his weak spots. He can magic bread and wine from fuck all, so beware, he uses this to regain health.
Once you've smashed Jesus, you're transported by an angel up to your last boss. The man, the myth, the legend, God. He has a massive amount of CP, really strong moves, a height advantage and he uses invisibility and omnipresence moves to be everywhere at once. You've defetaed his son and he is PISSED.
If your magic stat is high enough, you can summon Satan to help you. This is highly recommended as Satan's moves deal double damage against God, especially close combat with the tri-fork. Let Satan have time between moves to heat up the tri-fork for extra damage.
That's about it.

>>737766666
Hail Satan

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>>737766666
Those digits

>>737766666
gg

God is the worst thing to be imagined. By anyone.

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>>737766666
Fuck me sideways

>>382720391
With these dubs motherfucker

>>737766997
>Satan
>killing God

>>737767064
Cant kill something that doesnt exist

>>737766385
You already defeated him, its doesnt exists. It's a social construct created in an old context were you needed to control the masses in a fearful way. Nowadays whoever bealives in the existence of an omnipotent being is just plain stupid/ignorant... The universe has no fucking idea who you are or cares if you live/die. Just be happy that you are here just as the fucking dog cross the street is.

>>737766666
Satan confirmed.

>>737766385
Ok, so first you gotta make sure you have at least 1 party member with access to Dekunda / Dekaja. Luster Candy and Charge / Concentrate are also vital. Then you gotta pick Debilitate or Smirk-charged Antitchtons.

Don't buff / debuff to +3 of he'll remove both, just get to +2 and spam Godslayer Sword, which will make God weaker to different elements.

Also make sure your demons have good Physical resistance. God loves to spam OP physical skills, specially in the second phase of the battle.

>>737767277
Checked... and yes this.

>>737767266
Then my point still stands, dumbass.

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>>737766385
Place your fedora firmly on your head and assault him with your intellect.

>>737767277
CHCHCHCHecked... damn dubs.
Yup it doesnt exists

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>>737766666

>>737766666
Hail Lucifer!

Chaos route best route.

>>737766880
That is interesting.

>>737767277
Love it. this

>>737767330
Also Doping and Imposing Stance, vital skills, all of them

>>737767376
Whoa there dude, why the need to be aggresive? I made a point that we both agree with, no need to be a dick about it

>>737766666
Kek I want to be satan too

>>737766385
Don't believe in him. Easy.

>>737767834
That's a stupid ass answer wen we already have scientific fundaments to say that bitch dont exist. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT YOU STUPID DUMB FUCK

>>737766385
You don't need to defeat something that doesn't exist.
Instead, you should be concerned about defeating religion.

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>>737766385
with ecchi

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>>737766385
Convince Lucifer to surrender.
If Lucy would simply agree to become a flesh being as you have this would all end. It is NOT going to happen though.

God's plan will proceed and be fulfilled no matter how many are harmed and how much it sucks.

>>737768681
Well you didn't get them.

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>>737766385
You can't

>>737767143
that would make a nice vidya tbqh

>>737766385

Ah, just stop believing in him, and he'll lose all his power. He's kinda like Freddy Kruger.

-Realize he doesn't exist
-Realize that scientific materialism is a lie too
-Abandon all views
-Become enlightened

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>>737769625
>-Become enlightened

>>737766385

A cross and nails worked pretty well the first time.

Why are all English assholes?

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>Team up with your son
>Pair him with a born again Christian
>Make the match No Holds Barred
>Beat the shit out of God's partner
>Have a team of 5 male cheerleaders put him through a table
>Pin him

And that folks, is how the owner of WWE and his son beat God in a wrestling match

>>737766385
By summoning forth the powers of darkness to initiate the infernal kingdom of night that will forever eclipse the light.

>>737766666
YES

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Shoot him in the fucking face

>>737766666
HOLLY SHIT

>>737766385
with trips

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>>737766385

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>>737766666

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>>737766666
Well there you have it

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>>737766666

>>737766385
try existing

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>>737768920
This.

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>>737766666

>>737766666
Ohshit nigger

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>>737766666

>>737766385
Make a deal with him and get him to swap your places.

>>737766385
Vote obama

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>>737766666
THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST COMPELS YOU

>>737768920
How does this defeat God? Not sure I'm up and up on how this lore works.

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>>737766385
Start rebuilding the Temple of Solomon in Israel.

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>>737772578
It would make God a liar.
He says that will never happen.

>>737766657
Good luck.

>>737766385
think about it for more than 2 seconds

>>737766385
1.Get 44. Revolver
2.Put 44. bullets in
3.Shoot the Nibble
4.Touch the dinor
5.Floor dance

>>737772710
oh shit

>>737766385
Time. All major religions in the past have fizzled out and Christianity's god is no different. People will forget about Christianity and find something else to worship

tell im 2 fuk off ye?

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>>737766666
Include me in screenshot

cheese_grater

Fedoras, snarky t-shirts, and long hair usually do the trick. It also helps if you curse out your parents periodically.

>>737766385
you don't

You got to become greater than him first.

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>>737766666
Thanks satan

>>737766910
is this a picture from the walking dead hoard?

>>737766666
What the fuck are you

“Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,'" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

>>737772586
/thred

pretty sure nobody will notice when the rapture occurs.
no one on this gay earth is worthy of heaven anyway

>>737766385
You can't in in fact you're going to have to make peace in order to obey God's commands

>>737766666
Replying to historic post

>>737780384
Why is it "historic?" Nobody fucking cares.

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>>737780512
Except over a dozen people got a laugh out of the sheerly comical coincidence of quints with reply to the topic at hand.
Also you cared enough to bitch about it.

>>737766385
>Be born gay
>Marry female
>Live biblical life
>Go to Hell anyway

>>737781206
Say it with me:
"I am not going to hell for being born a gay."
Enjoy the rest of your life.

>>737780898
I'm right faggot shut up

>>737766385

Deities derive their power from worship. Eliminate the worship, you remove a god's power. So if you can convince all of the followers of a particular god to stop worshipping and believing in said god, they lose all of their power.

>>737766666

Meh. That's just how you defeat Christianity.

>>737781363
Believe what you like, there are thousands of versions of the bible, some condemn the very being of people. Don't worry, I'm ok with Hell, it's going to be very well decorated and all of the judgmental people will be in Heaven peeing from clouds on us :)

Get all the angels and Archangels to fight God at once.

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>>737766385
this is how

>>737766666
This was better than the sept by far.

>>737766385
make sure everyone lives past their childhood

god is a megaultra pedophile, hence the shockingly large amount of dead children in the world.
and the impossability of entering heaven once you've been on this gay earth for any viable amount of time

>>737766666
Bow down to anti christ

>>737766385
Easy m8, just do this:

Bottom of screen twice, left side, right side, left side, right side, B , A , center of screen. DONE!

Good luck!

kick him in the balls

Critical thinking.

Build a universe gun

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>>737766666

>>737766385
Dont consider its existence. /thread