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Hey boys! How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass

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Hey boys!

How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!

I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.

Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
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My cuteness is my only weapon so have mercy.
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>>737766070
suck my cock bitch
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>>737766070
Karate is a method of self defense, not a method of combat. Learn what karate is before you call yourself a master
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>>737766070
OC you will, I'm a sissy faggot
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>>737766070
>>737766482
>>737766791
>samefag
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>>737766482
makes me want to shoot you in the face
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>>737766070
5 years for a black belt is bull shit u should do more research before u post bait
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>>737766698
kek
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>>737766070
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>>737766070
Man she gets drunk alot
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ur gay lol
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Scary?you must have an incredible grip strength.why you come over here and pull my cock I'll give you a cum rope to wear afterwards
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Sure bitch , beat this phaggot . Oh yeah , you can't he's 4 times your size . Your kicks won't do much .
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>>737767069
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She looks literally exactly like John Krasinski in The Office.
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>>737767183
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>>737766867
nope, at least the last one
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>>737766070
Get off my board fag
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>>737766070
post this R9K whore's vag and anal gape shots
faggot
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>>737766070
Pretty simple to win. Any sort of Jiu jitsu grab and you're fucked, on the ground with some skinny white fuck breaking your arm three ways to Sunday.
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>>737766070
You are a woman

/thread
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>>737766070
you might flail some impressive shit towards me, you might even hurt me a bit but i'm not dumb enough to get hit in the nose or just stand there and let you do a grab on me. I'll bob and you'll probably throw some kicks that will be painful, i might even run towards some with cover, take the hits and then just wreck your shit with one punch.
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>>737766070
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Who cares? You would still be face first in the gutter crying like a little bitch as I pound your ass with a pistol to your head.

Martial arts is for fags.
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>>737766070
2nd degree in taekwondo reporting in.
OP, you're an idiot, there's a reason what we do is not what you see in a cagefight... Unless you specialized in weapons training, your martial arts would barely put you ahead of someone else of your own size and strength.
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>>737765947 (OP)
Samefag here.
Real question. Why these threads? And, have you ever been in fights outside the gym?
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Weak b8
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>>737766070
ok
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>>737766070

Hey hey judo chop baby yeeeahh
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>>737766070
>5 years to get a black belt
Gee, wonder if that's because it's determined based on how long you've been learning and not actual skill
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>>737766070
Try and defend urself from some gunshots im a nigger so ill automatically shoot
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>>737766070
Go fuck yourself you chink looking cunt
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>>737766070
i'm above fighting people. that's something kids do in middle school. only stupid twats start fights.
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>>737766070
Enjoy getting your ass handed to you when you try to fight someone who regularly fights.
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>>737768740
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>>737766070
Seriously though, does anyone else think it's a little fucked up to be showing all these movies where 5'6" 130lb girls are dropping dudes left and right? Like what if some chick believes that shit and squares off against a 200 pounder and learns the really hard way about weight classes?
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black belt in: karate, judo ,jujitsu and kung fu, i am a virgin
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>>737766070
>In a streetfight
>Implying I don't carry a fucking glock with me
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>>737766070
I'm a masochist so I would love for you to beat me up
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>>737766070
your problem is you either except from me weak moves or some expert shit when i just hit your throat and space between your lungs so you literaly can't breath for next 5-10 seconds or more.
This 5 second give me time to break your leg or arm, i will repeat this process or at least weaken your breath control so...
Who i kidding i will just shot you with my gun.
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>>737766070
lol I really hope for you sake you never actually try to fight a man
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>>737766070
>itt fag op who thinks that streetfight is like training in a secure space for 5 years
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>>737766070
Post a pic of your body. It'll help us gauge how strong you are, and plus you look pretty hot so that's a plus too.
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>>737766070
Prison that long is a better test
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i don't work out at all so if you're muscular/strong you could definitely beat me up. would be kind of hot tbqh
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>>737766070
What form of karate did you take? Also, what degree black belt are you?
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>>737766070
realistically, how do you expect an actual fight with a man to go?
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>>737771033

5th dan googlefu
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>>737767145

another one, don't ever play yourself
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>>737766070
I have a belt, bitch. Try me, I'll whip your Anne frank looking ass up.
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Who is in OP's pic?

If it's a trap then that only makes it better
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>>737772243
So you're a 5th Dan in googlefu. You can find things fast on google, got it. When you learn an actual martial art, come back.
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What's she up to, nowadays? Heard she had some kinda orbiter discord.
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>>737766070
Where did that pic come from?
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Thinking you're strong enough to fight a man is a good way to end up beaten, dragged into an alley, and raped.
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