QUICK! Someone has just squirted enough acid into your mouth

Drink it all up

>>737760192
I most likely have enough change in my pocket to get on a bus. I use that to get home, then lock all doors and windows, and then I would most likely black out. Once I wake up from black out, I'd still be tripping so from there I'd just clean up whatever mess I made while I was unconscious, but I'm still in my house because my high ass didn't know how to unlock doors and windows. It's freezing in my apartment because when I close all the doors and windows in my house it heats up really fast, so I proceed to turn off the air and just chill out till I come down.

Hospital

>put on cape
>enjoy the adventure

There is literally no way this could not be an awesome adventure.

>>737760680
You'd be surprised. I recently did WAY too much acid and blacked out. I proceeded to vomit literally everywhere and ruin some friendships. Worst part is I have no memory of it.

>>737760885
Acid doesn't make you black out

>>737760192
Which acid
The drugs or the chemical

How on earth does the amount affect how quickly it hits you?

You can take 100ug or 800 it's not going to get into your body any quicker

>>737760960
Lol you have no clue what you're talking about dude. It's actually really common just Google it.

>>737761186
https://erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_effects.shtml

He's right, there aren't any reports of people passing out on lsd nor is there any scientific evidence to indicate it would happen

In fact people are less likely to fall asleep or become unconscious

>>737761186
I have no clue how you're this fucking stupid. If you're going to make up stories on the internet maybe you should see if it'll sound realistic first. Go back to 9gag XD

>>737761186
You didn't take acid dude accept it.

>>737761186
Whatever you ingested or took was laced, bro.

>>737760192
>Lie down
>Prepare to die, because whatever the fatal dose of LSD is, I probably have it.

>>737761630
Yeah you definitely took something tens of thousands times higher than a normal dose lol
(it's not possible)

>>737761377
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/303552-Psychedelic-Blackouts

https://www.reddit.com/r/LSD/comments/24nyc5/lsd_blackout/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/4fi4xy/trip_gone_badblackout_loss_of_control_and_looping/

https://drugs-forum.com/threads/blacking-out-acting-unconsciously-while-on-lsd.239980/

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13458047

Plus my experience, which I'm certain was real LSD. I don't just take random substances, I own test kits.

duh neutralize that shit with a strong ass base

>>737761758
You're just picking out bullshit from the internet to try and convince yourself it was the LSD not just you being a cunt

>>737761758
never trust the cucks on reddit all they do is circlejerk how le weeeeeeed lmaoooo and le lsd cure all mental illnesses and enlighten you like the faggots they are

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>>737760192
Acid is one hell of a drug. By far my favorite
>use my last money to get home by bus ASAP
>play Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Canned Heat, Jefferson Airplane and all the other good stuff on my stereo
>enjoy the best time of my life
>experience the most incredible visuals that totally blow my mind
>this is total madness
>be in tears from how the music and the unbelievable visuals take you on a journey to the deepest part of your mind
>enjoy this and so much more for the next 10-12 hours
Legit LSD is really a remarkable experience.

5 miles is not long at all. If you have a smartphone, find a uber or Lyft if they're available. If not, google the nearest cab. Or you can just walk 5 miles. You won't even be halfway through your trip if you start walking now.

>>737761925
Oml, once again, I own test kits. It was LSD.

>>737761758
All of those links are to forums where most of them haven't even mentioned the amount they took

They probably had a panic attack and fainted but this isn't directly caused by the drug

>>737762005
Yeah maybe it was and you're just a piece of shit, high or not. No one gives a shit about your bad trip either way fuckface

>>737762005
>>737762146
kek, my version of a test kit: If it's bitter, it's a spitter.

>>737762098
Could be. I don't know if it was directly the acid or not that caused my blackout, but I took way too much for me. The most I've ever taken before my blackout was 130ug, so my dumb ass thought it would be fun to push boundaries and take 300ug. Thing is, you can never be exactly sure how much acid is in blotter paper, because it's just some dude telling you, who buys it from another dude, who buys it from another dude, etc. Because of this I'm sure it was over 300ug, but even if it wasn't it was a horrible idea on my part.

>>737760192

>>given the amount, you start feeling the effects within 10-15mins so driving is out of the question

Nigger what?
15 minutes is enough time to do at least 10 miles.

>>737762260
Lol that's how I used to roll until I took some fake acid. Had the worst trip ever on a some random drug. After that I started buying test kits on amazon, it's seriously worth it even if you trust your dealer.

>>737760192
Do a 360 and get out of there

>>737762431
Lsd affects the brain in a complicated way since it has different effects on different receptors

Passing out was likely due to your brain not coping with what was happening

I remember once when I smoked a lot of weed and I was in a bad headspace I vomited, usually it's not possible but when your brain is in a bad space it'll do whatever it can to evacuate what's causing the problem

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>>737761155
>>737761186
>>737761759
>>737761946
>>737761988


Drug newb here. Where do you get your LSD from? I want to know of reliable ways.

>>737762737
Exactly. People on here are acting like they know everything about acid when they don't even realize it's completely subjective how it acts on each person. Same dose+setting, but different people= wildly different trips.

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>>737762098
Yep, I was terrified and had a paranoid anxiety attack.

I'm on acid, and it's awesome.

>>737762763
I just get it from a coworker. I don't really trust the guy so ALWAYS use test kits. Even if it's your fucking mom giving it to use always test that shit. You can also buy it off deep web if you're antisocial or your dude is dry.

>>737762763
Darknet. Get Tor Browser and visit a market like alphabay.
Get Bitcoins, find a reputable vendor, buy and receive your LSD in the mail.
Go for it, everyone should try it. It's phenomenal

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>>737760192
become the for that I am now to be

>>737760192
Probably kill myself

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>>737761377
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>>737761542
Samefaggong this hard

A simple fucking google search will tell you. >>737760885
Me and my bitch believe u G.

>>737763099
And you've never gotten a warning or cease and desist letter?

I've been wanting to try LSD for months but I'm too much of a pussy to get involved in the darknet. Is it safe?

You cannot fight it, you must ride the snake.

>>737763622
You can send LSD through mail with minimal effort. It's easily the safest drug to ship, you don't need to worry about it.

>>737763088
>if you're antisocial or your dude is dry.
See, that's the thing. I don't have a "dude." How did you find out your coworker has LSD? I don't think it'd be a good idea to just walk up to someone on my college campus and go "hey bro, you know where to find LSD?"

>>737763622
not the guy ur talking too but i would love too order off deepweb too but mailman here fucks up shit a lot and i cant risk that shit

Call 911, get the person arrested and get doctors attending to me before I even start to feel affects.

>>737761109
They're both a chemical.

>>737763593
the site won't let you post that quickly in succession newfag

>>737763772
Holidays are the worst time to send or receive mail on time. My package hasn't even left the state yet.

Some sage advice in this clip...

https://youtu.be/kCXqbjo6cb0?t=4m18s

>>737763781
If he know's it's legitimate LSD, there really isn't anything to worry about. It sounds like someone gave you the coolest walk home ever. Poor fucking you.

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>>737760192
Shatter your reality with shattering their shattering:
>Someone has just squirted enough acid into your mouth to make a puddle on your tongue
>>Now, do you do what?
>>5 miles from home, liquid down your throat, the question is out so driving within 10-15 minutes, given the amount, is at least 5 miles
>>>the clock is ticking into your mouth to make a puddle on your tongue, as you've got liquid down your throat
>>>>driving is out of the question; you start feeling the effects, and given the amount, you're at least 5 miles from home. What do you do now?
>>>>>QUICK, a puddle on your tongue is liquid down your throat, and so are you down your throat and up through your ego, looking out on reality
>>>>>Reality looks out on you, looking inward as you've got liquid down your throat, feeling the effects as driving is so out of the question
>>>>>>What do you do now? You do you do now, voodoo you do now, you do now, whodoo? and know that you do, as you can't not, lest you be consumed. You do you; do now.

>>737763891
U right. Didn't notice 2 posts were within a minute. Oh well.
Can't Believe there's that many faggots on /b/.

I've been here since freshman year.
2010. Chris Cordova told me to check out /x/ and from there I went to /b/

I put my time in

>>737760192
>>737763952
>enough acid into your mouth to make a puddle on your tongue
>there really isn't anything to worry about
15 y/o detected

>>737763943
my neighbourhood is full of dicks if my mailman was too deliver too the wrong person it would be like stuffing eight bad dragons dildos in my eyes