YLYL
>>737757756
>>737759673
Somebody
>>737759821
once
>>737759935
told
>>737760302
That I was gay
>>737760302
the
>>737759125
top kek
>>737759817
>>737760639
World
Sorry I'm late
These are the worst threads on /b/. How could anybody find this reddit-tier shit funny
>>73775723
Jimmy Nutt-Tron. Amiright?
I feel like everyone in this thread 12 years old
>>737761817
was
https://youtu.be/a22EuHjbJdU
>>737763858
Fucking got me. Kek
>>737762000
Alright douchebag, what do you find funny?
>>737764436
Dammit, I lost
>>737757156
>>737762514
Gonna
>>737762000
Trips confirm, these threads are shit.
>>737764729
Probably some edgy meatspin "I fucked a corpse of a cival war soldier than ate him" bullshit. Cause you know. Summer.
>>737764810
>Hurdur fuk ylyl. It's trannies and gore ONLY for me.
>>737764771
>
https://youtu.be/Q--hIufhp-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dbOlWz67-E&feature=youtu.be
Based on a true story!
>>737759125
Gets me everytime
>>737765279
Sauce
>>737764436
damn. got me
>>737764186
She's wearing a choker necklace and has straight bangs. Honestly, I'd still hit it.
>>737765855
Her belly button has an erection
>>737766529
that his mom?
>>737767184
I sure hope so nigga, I literally just lost to your comment
>>737759817
Fuckin shit must not lose...
>>737764799
Roll
>>737763858
Dammit, i lost kek
>>737759821
>>737759935
>>737760249
>>737760302
>>737760639
>>737761817
>>737762514
>>737764799
>>737768142
>>737768869
Fucking lost (sides are still in orbit)
so is this >>737759937
the new >>737761987 ?
>>737765879
GOLD
>>737764436
LOST
https://youtu.be/t7i3OA-qfvw
>>737762000
Here we go. The hipster faggot who never finds anything funny and just posts how lame everything is. Ok faggot, post the funniest thing you have and so we can all admire your refined sense of humor.
>>737757591
thicc
>>737764436
I lost to hard fuck holy shit.
Lets ride bitches.
>>737759033
>different eyes
>different nose
>different skin color
>doesn't have a mouth
what the fuck is the stick nigger worried for? that's a lazy ass joke
>>737772451
fucking lost
>>737770047
this one's better
>>737773599
why did he jizz a sad face? Wouldnt a winky face be better? ;)
>>737759033
Carson Daily used the same po box for TRL. So I always replaced his name with Stick Stickly and laugh about how funny I am.
>>737772711
No fun allowed guys
>>737770065
Should.ve called the Cyber Police
Whoever called that granny last night to inquire about the status of her butthole did an excellent job!
It caused quite a stir
>>737772094
I actually read that entire thing. Kek.
>>737764436
Lol
>>737774319
If there is any company with an army of lawyers you don't want to fuck around with, it's Disney. Steal something less known for your shitty app of the day.
>>737773860
that's not the actual cup retard, also I very much doubt anyone could even make a face out of cum in a coffee cup
>>737764771
Would be funnier if Venezuela
>>737772068
This turned into a feels thread
>>737774319
hellllooo lawsuit
>>737774587
Disney?
Monsters Inc is Pixar.
Dumb fuck
>>737759125
>sheboon
Fucking lost
>>737761987
Still funnier than all these other new garbage memes.
>>737775108
Disney owns Pixar, you dumb fuck
>>737773311
I can't fucking believe I lost to this of all things.
>>737765352
...close
>>737772068
Lost, how do u get cucked when ur gf isn't even real
>>737761987
>>737761817
Ah shit an unexpected loss
>>737775108
...Pixar is owned by the Disney Corporation dumbass.
>>737770065
>Slander
They should pick up a fucking book about law before they start talking tough like that. You can't sue someone for hurting your feelings, and the suicide was the choice of the idiot who did it not the trolls that were just having a laugh (at their expense, but that's not enough to warrant suicide)
>>737770906
this
>>737770436
Holy shit that's hilarious if real, probably won't catch on though
>>737774377
niggers gon nig
>>737772068
sauce on game?
>>737764186
Lost
>>737776703
Artificial Academy 2 senpai
>>737776703
Not him but pretty sure its Artificial Academy 2. Shits a bitch to install but is nut for days
>>737774599
>the joke
>the moon
>your head
>>737762499
I'll have you know we're actually 13
>>737773247
Why can this not work
A classic.
>>737772094
Check'em
>>737759673
Here's the thing. You said "Shrek is love." Are they in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a neuroscientist who studies emotions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Shrek love. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're talking about "love" you're referring to a wide range of emotions, which includes things from adoration to compassion to sentimentality. So your reasoning for calling Shrek love is because hundreds of random people have had intimate relations with him? Let's get my ex-wife in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
>>737769082
Lost at it.
Damn.
>>737772068
waifus are proof america needs to be nuked.
>>737757235
I just realized how shitty the animation quality in this show was. After all, the show came out around 2002...
>>737778188
So you were only pretending to be retarded?
>>737778267
>>still lives with mom
>>faps to guro
>>notfuckingsurprised.jpg
>>737779703
A classic
>>737773247
The pole would be too heavy to lift without some extremely slow yet powerful engine. We're talking stronger than a jet engine to lift miles upon miles of material weighing hundreds if not thousands of tons.
Theoretically... using some super alloy with an incredible tensile strength, and a powerful as fuck motor, this could work.
>>737779905
ur funi
>>737779882
yup snd I would fuck her too
>>737779703
>>737779882
>>737780113
Samefagging is such an art
>>737758924
Hankenstein
>>737764771
>>737759033
I gave a small chuckle up to that, good job
>>737774296
>>737772094
long read but worth it KEK
>>737769961
>>737761817
/co/tards are wonderful.
>>737762514
Who the hell caps unfunny shit like this?
>>737757156
Why would I laugh at that? You're a faggot.
>>737773285
actually that would likely break your legs the best thing to do i lie completely spread out on the floor it may distribute the force evenly and only cause minor injuries. We had a whole discussion on it in my physics class once.
>>737759125
There's nothing funny about what those four did to Ghostbusters.......
>>737773451
"paradox interactive who is that" i say nervously while truing to hide my Mount and Blade collection
>>737781301
What about trauma to the head?
>>737772964
it's a GTX590 you dumb bitch...
jesus christ
>>737764186
she give the good succ?
Anyone has bleach for eyes?
>>737772199
You got me.
>>737778245
essentially you're not moving the entire object at once, but all of the particles in rapid succession. At extreme distances, this becomes very apparent as the particles need to bump into each other over hundreds of miles, thus it takes time for the pole to move.
>>737779905
Objects moving like that only move at the speed of sound. You're an idiot.
>>737772094
Love how they act like prenups actually do anything.
>>737770834
is it bad i caught myself bobbing my head to this?
>>737775108
Jesus Christ
>>737772094
Harsh shit
>>737772199
6/10 cause it's late at night and I almost chuckled
>>737765352
This must be OP
>>737760271
plz go back to tumblr
>>737783249
i just realized that poopy butthole looks like his brains were blown out with the pizza
>>737783612
here you go. use it wisely
>>737765279
>>737764186
"The Unity will bring about the master race. Master! Master! One able to survive, or even thrive, in the wasteland. As long as there are differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other. We need one race. Race! Race! One goal. Goal! Goal! One people... to move forward to our destiny. Destiny."
>>737772094
Cringey
>>737777452
Love that one
>>737757156
caught so off guard I hate you
>>737783532
Got me.
>>737759125
This makes me so sad.
>>737759125
>>737781642
i guess you could rest head on arms, but you have autism one more concussion wont hurt you one bit
>>737764436
"Some for you, some for me."
>>737772094
That .jpg in the end. The guy is really savage kek
>>737770049
Was present for this
>>737761817
its not photoshoped tho? wtf
I must be high as a kite. This thread is excellent, I laughed at every post
>>737773824
The original image says 16 and 36, bit it's still fucked up.
>>737773247
imagine the pole to be just a very very very compressed spring. when you push on the end of a spring it compresses then sends a translational wave through the rest until it reaches the end of the spring. The rod acts this way too and the wave of molecules or atoms that make up the rod won't move faster than light.
>>737773451
Is that John Greens hair?
>>737776424
>>737773980
>>737763252
>>737759937
Seriously consider suicide
>>737785079
Sorry it's called a longitudinal wave not translational. The point is it takes the compression wave to reach the end slower than light would
>>737764436
Holy fuck I'm dead
>>737784585
this actually anger's me since I'm a biologist
Venus flytraps require a lot of energy for even the most minuscule movements , by doing this joke he might have ended up killing it afterwards
>>737785578
It's just a small fucking plant. Fuck off and let us have our fun.
>>737785708
Lol seriously, it's not someone's pet dog it's a fucking plant. Oh it might die, buy a new one it doesn't has a fully developed brain for fucks sake.
>>737780136
Fuck i'm straight and that doesn't seem to bad. I'd fucken do it.
>>737770303
ain't
>>737778245
Because you would be producing a mechanical longitudinal wave in a solid. An rf signal will travel much faster.
>>737772964
Perfectly sums up any pretty face next to any item pretty face has been whored to stand next to.
Racing
Guns
Booze
Cigars
Weed
Anything
Models need to fuck off
>>737785231
clearly faked in front of a computer
>>737785179
I used to do this and force shaving cream into the tight hole the explosion of tiny bubbles would make me cum so hard..I was like 11 or 12
>>737773267
Won't work. Earth is flat
>>737783532
I fucking lost to this
>>737778245
movement in objects occurs at speed of sound
>>737772094
This didn't make me laugh. It only made me sad. Perhaps I have become soft.
>>737778625
Fuck off to Reddit newfag
>>737765352
Lost
>>737777452
Boring. Can't believe I read that shit.
>>737774862
Eyyyyy Memedroid user
>>737786969
Of course it will you fag, we just build off the edge
>>737766145
unespected kek
>>737777452
Interesting turn of events.
Would things have been different if she lost weight and became more attractive?
>>737770049
is there a gallery somewhere with those pics? i think I can manage a fap.
>>737759224
Lost hard
>>737772199
the shit i lose too
>>737770906
Hey buddy your posting memes from fb that are 3 yeard old .
It's time to stop posting ylyl everyday confirms your newfaggotry which is why this board is covered with bananas traps and Spider-Man please fuck off to face book
>>737783765
Forward and back until we simultaneously orgasm creating a wormhole sucking me down into the infinity as I recreated my own birth
>>737759125
Lost fucking hard.
>>737764186
She looks like a fucking melting candle mixed with an apple.
>>737764436
To quote a Christmas Story
>You'll shoot your eye out!
>>737772199
you dirty mother fucker....
>>737785354
>that fucking furry caused millions of people dying due to war
>>737772068
This is the type of asshole that says he doesn't want to see porn of a girl in anime because "That's not what she would really like. I know what she wants."
>>737790429
if she developed this theoretical drive to better her looks, then she would also, in turn, better her shitty behavior, which is really the shit cake with her looks being the piss flavored icing on top.
>>737764436
L0St
>>737784435
WHY DID THIS OF ALL THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH
>>737783653
>if his brains were made of pizza
feex
>>737773143
kek the french can't even die with dignity
>>737772199
you fuckin piece of shit you got me
>>737759224
zoo e mama
>>737786607
All of the craziest shit in the world on the internet and this one crosses the line? Kek