Ruin a dinner in 4 words

I'm a furry, Dad.

I BROUGHT SOME BEES

I failed math test..

>>737752147
Do you taste cum?

put salt in penis

Make America Great Again

I fucked my brother

>>737752147
I voted for Trump

>>737752147
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

>>737752147
Slowly take a bite of some vegetables, look the girl who cooked them in the eye and say with all the disgust you can muster,
"Tastes like rotten cunts"

I think we should bring back the holocaust

>>737752147
my girlfriend is black

>>737752147
Mom's specialty, jenkem vinaigrette.

>>737752147
We should eat vegan.

Liked my dick, mom?

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>>737752147
Milhouse is a meme.

>>737752538
This

I'm addicted to 4chan.

>>737752523
I have no son

I pissed in the pot

Meet my bf Tyrone.

Mom. Dad. I'm gay.

>>737752607
Um at least you tried

>>737752147
"I'm pregnant"

>>737752479
>reading comprehension

>>737752683
These are three words. at most.

>>737752651
Oh, sorry
I pissed ON the plates

Hitler did nothing wrong

Dad, this is Jamal.

>>737752607
Learn to count Faggot

>>737752147
I shit in this.

>>737752317
Chuckled.

>>737752917
Why would I count faggots? How many of you are there?

>>737752147
traps are not gay

I shat my pants

Shaniqua's on her way.

>>737752317
Read this as Kyle kinane

I think I'm transgender

>>737752147
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>737752390
>>737752414
He said ruin, not improve.

I crapped in it.

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>>737753469

>>737752147

Stalin faked the holocaust

>>737752147
Everybody do the FLOP!

Sand niggers are ok

>>737752147
i raped your baby.

Give Me The Succ

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>>737752147
Hitler did nothing wrong

I swallow giant shits .

he's got a gun

my name is jeff

Only middle schoolers posted.

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>>737752147
I am a Vegan

>>737752147

Humans can't be vegetarian

I HAVE THE GAY

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>>737752147
This taste like Cum...

The poison will kick--------

I shit in that

Welcome to Britian, Refugees.

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>>737752233
This.
a million times this.

What is a potato?

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Which one is mine..?

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>>737754182
No! Not the GAY!

>>737752147
Dad can't unfuck me

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>>737752147
This dinner isn't vegan

i suck black cock

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"Mom's boyfriend called earlier."

Is this gluten free?

>>737752147
Mom, dad fucks us.

I caught your daughter fucking black cock

>>737754502
Holy shit, he said ruin dinner, not start WW3

>>737752147
dad knocked me up

>>737752147
You'll never have grandkids.

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>>737752147

Meat causes heart disease

Traps are not gay.

>>737752147
I am done eating

>>737754674
i knocked mom up

>>737752147
Well good morning everyone

>>737752147
Dad moms a whore

>>737752147
you are eating cum.

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>>737752147
Mu husband is pregananant.

>>737752147
hen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

Are sis' tits are growing?

You're fucking our daughter ?!

>>737752147
Vidya games is art.

I cum in Milk

She was only 12?!?! (and.......) That was good pussy!!

the guacamole is jewish

^ this actually caused a fight in a family meet up once

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>>737755030

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Mom, did you use White Power Milk for the Béchamel sauce?

i really like antiques.

>>737752835
>still 5 words

>>737753703
Normie scum

Hitler did something wrong

>>737752147
I love feminine penises

>>737752147
decimate literally every nigger

>>737752637
kek

Are we not men?

>>737755309
Of course he did! He lost the fucking war son!

i keep shitting blood.

>>737752835
still 5 faggot

>>737752147
I'm dating a nigger

Steve can't live here

>>737752147
Sis, Im going first

I am a feminist

>>737755342
You can't decimate all niggers. Decimation means killing every 10th.

>>737752147

"i dont eat pork"

>>737752147
>points to child

"I'd rather eat her"

Anyone want a McDonalds

4 dinner words in

>>737752147
Wanna participate in incest?

Take your pic, depending on the audience.

Trump is our president
Trump's not my president.

I fucked the dog

Niggers tongue my anus

Wanna see my penis?

I fucked a tranny

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>>737752147
[looking at the girl] she old enough yet?

>>737755555
Epic ruin.
Checked.

>my entry
I think I'm Fencekin.

>>737752147
Mom, sis is pregnant.

Is there vegan food?

Sieze means of production

If anyone finds a bandaid...

Is this gluten free?

>>737752147
In shalah, ALAHU AKBAAAAAR!

>>737752479
4 words, asswipe

Where's the feminine penis?

>>737755798
five words, try again

>>737752646
Hi gay, I'm Dad

>>737755739


Joey, how many times have I told you to use a condom?

i'm pregnant. he's black

>>737752738
Someone's Autism is showing

The Priest tickles me

>>737752147
I'm vegan

>>737752147

DAD'S FACE IS TORNADO

>>737755947
or "trayquan got me pregnant"

>>737755961
Two words, try again.

How is babby formed?

>>737752147
Not hungry THAT much.

The Jews did 9/11

>>737752147
dad gives killer bjs

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>>737756099

Our household is vegan

>>737752147
WTF are they eating? is that uncooked pasta with sauce on it?!

>>737755578
There's more than one acceptable definition of many words. Decimate also means to cause great harm to, so he can still be correct.

>>737756088
kek
>jews
>heil hitler dubs

>>737755864

Nobody cares

>>737752147
pass the potatoes, babe

Are traps always gay?

>>737756140
foosh noosh
>chicken that's been yelled at for two hours
>then run over by mercedes benz

you can really taste the fear

I need a knife

>>737755947
>I AM pregnant, he IS black.

6 words faggot.

>>737752476
This is oddly specific.

>>737755951
Yours most definitely is pal

I shitpost on /b/

>>737756159
Great harm not equals total extermination.

>>737756590
/bread

The WiFi is shit

>>737752147
(little girls name) is pregnant, sorry.

>>737753419
I *know I'm transgender.

i love Child Pornography

Um dad, I'm gay.

>>737756711
show feminine penis?

>>737755578
Exactly!

I sniff moms panties

>>737756747
Do we know her? Will you invite her parents to our next dinner?

>>737752147
IM NAMING HIM TYRONE!

>>737755911
I ain't the one who needs to be told! It's pops! I always used protection with Amy, the fuck kind of dumbass do ya take me for?

>>737756640
Um, ok?

>>737756221
Funny, almost everyone who has used 5 words has been called out for it
summerfag get out

>>737752147
Is this Food, Cum??'

>>737752646
We always figured that, son.

>>737752147
I fap to traps

>>737752147
I'm dating a nigger

>>737756470
I Perganenant HE BLACK

Twenty-One Pilots rock

>>737756140
yes, it's white people food

I'm full, thank you.

>>737752147
Wow sis, this breakfast has nothing on you. You look delicious.

>>737757063
I feel like I could bust some rhymes to that.

Hitler did something wrong

>>737753972
lol'd

>>737757300
I feel like I could bust some nuts to that.

>>737756948
He had a vasectomy last month, faggot.

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>>737752147
Mom. Dad. I'm pregnant!

/pol/ is always right

>>737752147
What about building seven!?

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>>737752147
Sorry, but I'm vegan.

>>737757362
kek, you beat me to it.

>>737752147
Your daughter is pregnant.

what does fox say?

you just drank antifreeze

does the child consent?

Cladding's tested fireproof, right?

Stop fucking your daughter.

>>737755342
i don't think you know what decimation means

moot is a cuck

four-chan is kill

>>737755555
>quints
>meh

I'm the hacker 4chan

>>737757755
https://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2012/09/does-decimate-mean-destroy-one-tenth/

That high horse, get the fuck off it

>>737757961
>>737757755
You two need to stop this. You're breaking the family apart.

>>737756159
american?

>>737755188
>the guacamole is jewish
How did that happen?

Shat on the pot.

I Masturbate to traps

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>>737756747

>>737758043
But mom, tell him he can't decimate whole thing!

Uncles dick tastes better

>>737758288
Did you just assume my fucking gender

>>737758304
Sorry your uncle had only one, and you already ate it. Enjoy granddad's.

>>737752147
I cooked amrican meal.

>>737758043
i just realized maybe we speak different languages

>>737752147
...I fucked my sister.

>>737752361
Yellow nigger found

Dads cunt taste better

>>737758346
You are male unless proven othervise.

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We lost to Vietnam.

wow your daughter's hot

Just learn my pronouns!

>>737757412
Oh shi-...

Mom came in this

>>737752147
"Middle schoolers are sexy"

>>737754868
Me knocked mom, dad.

>>737759061
it's not like he's lying though.

>>737759061
>Middle schoolers
Get out normies.

i am a furry

can i please go

>>737755772
>>737755815

Periods taste really good.

>>737759242
You must be one of those niggers who posts toddlercon in the loli threads.

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"This Needs More Potassium"

Everyone likes cat right?

>>737752147
Let's talk about politics

>>737752147
traps are not gay

"The secret ingredient?" "Rohypnol"

>>737752147
Who are you people

>>737755555
Can it be? Lord Kek?
So I started playing...

>>737752147
the fuk we eating

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Your period came tasty

Is this the starter?

>>737755030
>Are sis' tits are growing?

pass the potatoes, please

There's another Ghostbusters movie

i Have severe autism

I'm dating a nigger

>>737752147
Me and sis fucked.

>>737752147
HItler did nothing wrong

I'm pregnant with twins

>>No.737752147
Hey, want some crack?

>>737752147
Those are tape worms.

>>737752147
Where's my child porn?

>>737761808
it's you in those

>>737752147
don't assume my gender

You know I vape?

>>737752147
try my fidget spinner