Okay /b/ Im back after 2 years no fap. Wanna hear a tale???

sure. i like stories

go ahead buddy

>>737742025
Yes

>>737742051
>>737742109
Well 2 years ago i was a constant fapper, almost 8 times a day then, dry, til it would bleed..

>>737742197
Then i found a no fap general and learned some shit. Eventually took my last wank about an hour ago this time two years ago

https://youtu.be/V9c2XRluot4 this is why you fap

YOU BECAME A GIRL?

>>737742310
It was hard but like with anything if i didn't try it wasn't gonna work so i used the full power of autism to literally write my penis off

>>737742382
Yeah. Getting to that

>>737742409
So months passed, i stopped watching porn, using porn threads, changes boards and faned out and discovered philosophy, science, and the arts....

>>737742535
>using porn threads, changes boards and faned out and d
AND THEN YOU BECAME A FOREMAN GRILL?

>>737742535
is that how you become girl?

>>737742025
need more feet

>>737742535
Stopped watching tv 6 months in and stopped using the refrigerator for liquids, 7 months in stopped listening to music and and refrigerating dairy or eggs,...

post huge two years old cumshot, you record it right?

I'm 12 what is this?

I LOVE YOUR NAILS COLOR

>>737742535
I bet you also discovered the pleasure of being railed by cock, isn't that right?

>>737742697
All this time didnt fap, didnt even get hard when i bathed... ended up selling my car, my manly toys like jet skis, dirtbikes, and jeeps... my mind was clear and clean

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>>737742697
refrigerator liquids? i've heard of all of these other pretentious things but this is the first time i've heard someone scorn the refrigerator

>>737742025
Cute dicklet.

Should have been 'Wanna hear a TAIL' You kno, because tail means penis and you havent fapped so no penis? lelele

>>737742025
Yeah, I want to know how no fap is supposed to work when niggas have wet dreams any fucking way.

Wait a fucking minute, traps are sharpie in pooper w timestamp or gtfo

>>737743030
tru

>>737742864
Yep

>>737742795
Cranberry wine with a glitter top coat by sally hansen

>>737742875
Ended up moving from the deep south to seattle, ended up grooming more and letting my hair grow out, didnt even feel like different, just felt like clear headed, no more need to please my dick opened my mind up...

>>737743123
im 26, is it late for me to BECOME A TRAP?

>>737743312
not op, but I think never is enough late...

>>737743369
Im not very masculine anyways.

>>737743312
Not OP, I started at 26, but I already passed well enough

>>737743515
much on your favor.

>>737743123
So i eventually found smart people my age to chill with, one became my best friend, i never had real friends before no fap and now i had several... so my best friend and i became super close, he was an immigtant from Scotland and super smart and outgoing. We eventually had sex and i was the bottom, didn't even touch my peen or get hard and he came in me and i had my first prostate orgasm. Prostate orgasms, true ones, are a very different thing from fapping. Needless to say i didnt pick up fapping or shlicking with a dildo but me and my bf continued to fuck weekly....

>>737742535
>discovered philosophy, science, and the arts....

The three things that fill the vacuum of common sense.

>>737742409
>literally write my penis off
And by literally, you mean figuratively, but go on.

>>737743593
Sharpie in pooper or gtfo

>>737743593
With timestamp. Desu.

>>737743722
truTV

>>737743593
Interesting...go on...

Whelp, guess he gtfo.

>>737743593
We eventually got engaged and moved in together.... we worked hard and saved and eventually moved to a small yet hip little village in holland. I decided whilst walking through a pretty garden outside my hotel on the way to our new home that i wanted to start living as a woman, my dick isnt in my life, my balls shrank, i had become girly as fuck anyway.... so i got on hornones after a few months of presenting full time as a woman and succeeding... its been quite few months since going on hormones and even longer basically living as a female.

Went from a slightly fat redneck retard in Tennessee to an eco friendly, MARRIED, young woman living in a civilized European country.

Ipso facto your penises are killing u

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>>737744270

>>737744270
xD

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>>737744270
Desu

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>>737744337
Not bait

Btw im back home for 4th july because bf wanted to nerd out on firworks

>>737744451
Would suck on both.

>>737744270

This is pretty much the definition of a male fundamentally failing at life.

>>737744451
I don't want to see your frankentits tranny. And there's not even a fucking timestamp! Learn the goddamn rules! Fuck!!!

>>737742025
Post pics of feet please

>>737744451 moar

>>737744270
Wow your inspiring!

This shill is not a fucking trap. No timestamp, no sharpie, no nothing.

>>737744568
How? Being a testosterone raging monster is retarded

Where in holland??

So you are a fedora tipping neck beard LARPing as a trap. Neat.

>>737744728
Wow you're the OP samefagging.

>>737742876
I know, kek. Like what in the fuck?
Cooler liquids?!?!?!? MY GOD!!!

>>737744756
After you fap, you're much more clear headed.

By not fapping, you're being controlled by your hormones, even more so if you started literally taking hormones.

You got addicted to fapping, that doesn't mean you should pretend you don't have a dick.

This entire premise is fucking retarded and I hope, for your sake, that you're trolling.

>>737745277
Dead serious, while I'm in the states im getting my sexual reassignment surgery

Next week ill have a vagina

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>>737742025
Wait aren't you the guy who died?

OP changed into a grill because he was too dumb to bust a nut?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>>737745450
Wow. You must be so proud. Amazing. Congrats.
Faggot

>>737745518
Actually i was smart enough and clear headed enough to see being a girl is a major step up in the modern world, i literally get treated like a princess

>>737744270
SO happy for you OP honestly. Living my dream lol

>>737745812
Again, OP samefag

Is there legitimately someone paying these cuck/trap shills? Honest question.

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>>737745665
EH being a trans girl isnt really a step up. But if transitioning is the right choice for you it will be a huge step up from your previous life.

This story ends with
>raped and beheaded my muslims

>>737745812
You on hormones yet? Do u still fap? Don't listen to these losers, they are just jealous we get to be women and be the pussy on the pedestal

>>737745665
So you think being treated like a princess matches your philosophical enlightenment you experienced? Letting go of things? Now you're a spoilt cunt?

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>>737745968
could be bots. There are bots all over the internet creating huge echo chambers. Always do your research and think for yourself anon.

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>>737746005
God i hate that comic, what a pretentious bitch, and yeah i guess bring trans fucking sucks, i was trying to be happy.
Tbh i can wear tiny panties with no fuss since my orchiectomy