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who wins /b/?
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>>737741120
Sanik, because they can't even go fast
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>>737741120
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>>737741120
Asking this question is hearesy
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>>737741120
Any Space Marine would win.

That isn't even a battle.
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Space marine with no helmet or kinetic shield, vs a 360 no-scope headshot machine.

Guess
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I think the only people who ask this question are kids who don't even know about WH40k
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Nothing beats 40k, it's that simple.
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>>737742726
Would a space marine skull stop a 14.5mm anti-tank round?

If not space marine doesn't even get into range.
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>>737742124
rip and tear
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>>737743144
The space marine could see whatever is attacking him MILES away and could easily react to it.
I love it when people ALWAYS have to put the space marines at a disadvantage, even then they'd still win.
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>>737741120
Is that an ODST or a Spartan?
If ODST, space marine all the way
If Spartan, RIP space marine
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>>737743713
Any rounds you guys have in the Halo universe can't even penetrate their armor.
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Space marines-Chosen from the most deadly candidates and worship the god emperor
>spartans-Genetically modified mutants who have a kinetic shield to compensate for mettle in combat.
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Kharn could alone take down an entire ship of Spartans
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>>737743825
marine in picture is not wearing a helmet.

Spartans or ODST last I checked are pretty good at headshots.
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In one of the books, first heresy book I think, marines faced off against a planet with a company of Spartans.

Guess you won
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>>737744105
A space marine can not only think faster and way more complex, he has faster reflexes, stringer muscles and better training.

Don't think that helmet-advantage would help
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>>737743144
Implying all space Marines don't use helmet
And if they don't use one then you better watch the fuck out because you will be dead before you see them
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>>737744105
Marine in the picture is Captain Titus, he would win easily despite being a Ultrasmurf.

Space Marine > Spartan any time, even without armor.

Space Marine Armor
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Armour

Space Marine Anatomy
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine

Since you want to argue using the Marine in the pic here
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Titus_(Space_Marine)
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even the Tau would win that fight against a Spartan TBH
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>>737744495
They are still xenos scum so nah.
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>>737744537
I mean Xeno or not, their weaponry and equipment would easily allow them to beat a Spartan
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>>737741120
What are the Space Marines best feats? I know pretty much all of Chiefs and other Spartans so I could compare from there.
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>>737744677
Please refer to >>737744351
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>>737744673
spartan = human
tau = xenos

human > xenos

Therefore fuck off xenoslovinghereticalcuntface
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Spess Mehreen
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Any scenario with a Space Marine and a Spartan, Space Marine wins.

But imagine the absolute destruction of a Spartan against any Nurgle follower

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Typhus

>>737744913
I'm not Xeno loving, I'm just a lovely ol' heretic
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>>737744351
I couldn't even get through a few paragraphs of this shit without cringing. I've never played Warhammer, but it seems like they went out their way to make them as cartoony and unrealistic as possible.

>"making them capable of spitting acidic venom, absorbing the memories of the dead by eating their flesh, darkening their skin to protect it from radiation, and operating for long periods without sleep by switching off parts of their brains at a time."

Might as well said they were augmented to be able to shoot lasers out of their eyes and fly.
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>>737744351
>>737742991
>>737743355
>>737744315

but mastar cheef is a pretty cool guy
eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anythign
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>>737745029
people like you are the reason why our beloved emperor is still a potato
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>>737741120
Which MK spartan is it? Looks like a 4.
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>>737745170
Love the reference.
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>>737745211
He belongs on that golden toilet.

And since you kids are so intent on picking Chief to be your Spartan for the fight, why not go with a Primarch for the Spess Mahreen

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Angron

Angron was always my favorite
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>>737741120
who ist that faggot on the right and how is this even a question?
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>>737745151
40k is by design meant to be over the top.
Here, have some old ass art of hair metal Eldar
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>>737745445
Your fucking god looks like something my dog shit out after eating something way to spicy. shut the fuck up heretic
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Superhuman space marine with the handheld equivalent of a Bushmaster 25 MM Autocannon in one hand and a chainsword in the other with armour thicker than most dicks are long VS. up-armoured space suit with a 7.62mm Assault Rifle and a shield that can barely withstand two magazines of assault rifle ammunition, not really a fair contest.
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>>737745151
You Halo fan boys start this shit and then whine and complain when you read that the Space Marines are tactically and biologically superior with equipment that makes it look like the spartants are using rocks and sticks
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>>737745634
and your Emperor looks like someone who got defeated by his favorite son. :^)
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>>737741120
The starcraft marine lost before it even started
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>>737745856
that hurt
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>>737745976
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>>737745856
>Defeated
But he's still alive and that heretic is dead ...so...
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Can anybody TL;DR the feats of the Space Marine and their Armor?
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>>737746367
Is it really being alive if you're immobile and decaying for eternity on a golden throne? Plus, we got Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle and Slaanesh compared to your 1 decaying body so...
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>>737746381
The feats themselves take a while to go through but basically they can take a surprising amount of fire and walk away unscathed.
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>>737744023
Kharn could take down the whole fucking Spartan program.
That red nigger is insane, his PERSONAL kill count is in the millions. He slaughtered many of his own men as well as tge enemies in a blind rage many a times.
He mad
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>>737746534
And that body is still more powerful than all four combined .. how does that make you feel?
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>>737746534
Your souls are forever bound to them and tortured for eternity so yeah..
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>>737746776
That is true.

Unarmed, unarmored he killed his would be assassins with little to no ease, moments before that we was in a coma for a long ass time
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>>737745151
It use to be satire, they just throw everything they could to make the most over the top setting and filled it balls to the walls with grim dark and over powered beings.

Somewhere along the lines it changed to a for serious setting where everything has to be explained how it works.
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>>737746785
idk about that, because if the Emperor, in his prime had faced any chaos God, I could only see him easily dispatching of Slaanesh tbh

But I get your point
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>>737745677
Putting these two against each other is stupid to begin with, it's a spite. It's like making Thor fight Captain America.

>Space Marines are tactically and biologically superior with equipment that makes it look like the spartants are using rocks and sticks

Again, this is just non-sense. The Warhammer universe is based largely around aesthetics and creative preference. It really doesn't make sense to compare Warhammer to Halo.
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>>737746534
Hence why all the gods gtfo when the Big E took Horus's fight seriously and obliterated him.
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>>737746728
what about the enemies tgey fight?
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>>737741120
Jim Raynor wouldn't survive.
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>>737747016
It's not suppose to. 40k is science fantasy, takes place 30,000 years in the future and people are evolving into magicians. It's not upoose to make sense.
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it's not that space marines wouldn't win, it's whether or not either one would be believable. The sheer size and power of a space marine is laughable while spartan-IIs underwent experimental procedures with high attrition rates that expired half the recruits.
>space marines would win
>fuck them
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>>737747505
Also one is also in the far future that puts any scifi technology to shame
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>>737747505
Implying that's any better than what a space marine goes through. The Carcarodons took an entire generation of boys from a primitive planet and only 100 made it to be a marine. Not to mention most have no idea how the transformation to become a marine works, just that it does.
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