All dubs will be shot on sight. Trips and above will be shot more. Do you have any dubs with you?
Nope
You're going to have to check my anal cavity.
No dubs here
No sir Mr. Colbert sir
>>737721935
I didn't do nuffin
>>737723197
It's John Oliver you retarded cuckmonkey
>>737722400
B A N G
Probably not
>>737723452
I think that other anon is making a joke mad anon.
John Oliver would be frightened of a gun. I'm sure he needed a lot of coaching and counselling to makw that scene.
I am good.
(Am I?)
N-no sir
>>737723592
He's such a libcuck he probably couldn't buy that without shitting himself
>>737723452
>taking the bait so easily
Jesus at least pretend you're not so fucking new
>>737721935
no dubs here
Ey i didn doo nuffin mane
What dubs?
no sir
I can't see any dubs here
nothing to see here
>>737721935
I like your show but I never dubs
>>737723950
Are you fucking serious, you worthless piece of nigger shit? Why don't you go back to being a cum dump for nigger dick? Faggot.
dubs? pfft
Stop me
>>737724352
hows school treating you kiddo
Do I look like the kind of guy to stoop so low as to carry dubs
Hell yes boy
Dubs is dead
No dubs
Hands up dont shoot faggot I bet you're white
I surrender!
Just don't shoot!
I'm black. If you shoot me you'll be responsible for riots
i have no dubs
I don't gots any gets sir...
>>737724451
Thats a good man
>>737724555
F I R E
>>737724555
what a shame
>>737721935
i will never get checked faggot
>>737724352
Nothing to see here.
>>737724699
any last words
Roll it
I don't have any dubs! But even if i did, you wouldn't shoot an ol' pal like me would ya?
>>737721935
I is dub-not
check
>>737724790
die
>>737721935
Dubs?
no dubs here sir
What, no dubs here occifer
I'm actually the anti-dubs.
The Selbuod!
I'm pretty sure I was under the speed limit, officer.
>>737721935
That was the best way he could have began that story. I was keking like I haven't before
>>737726011
ur fucked
>>737721935
>This cucklord
>With a "gun"
Honestly, I could roll dub dubs and not give a fuck on what John Oliver might do.... I bet my gun is real.
>>737721935
I never get dubs
woah
Fuck you nigga
Bring it you posh faggot
>>737728333
GET HIM! HE'S GOT TRIPS!!!
>>737721935
I'm cool. Singles here.
I have nothing to hide.
Singles. No dubs or trips. Move along...
relax, I am but a humble single
>>737729166
REEE
Fuck me
>>737721935
why yes i do indeed
i've never gotten dubs or above lol
No dubs here, sir
>>737721935
try me faggot
>>737730944
OH SHIT
As if...
make it quick daddy
>>737721935
I'm bulletproof