tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

I've seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...

White person in Paris

Ghosts

>>737709909
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

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>>737709657
A white person in Croydon, UK

>>737709657
A boring movie regarded as one of the best scifi movies of all time

>>737709918
I don't believe it

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I've seen dubs in a non-dubs thread.

Can't believe wtc7 fell at free fall speed

>>737710024
Thats the spirit of this thread.

A vagina.

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OP without a dick in his mouth.

>>737709657
Niggers tongue my anus.

>>737709657
Saw a falcon battle a turkey vulture in the air and then drown it.

>>737710021
>boring

Go back to facebook you fucking normie newfag

>>737710006
All those moments will be lost like...

>>737710357
like tears..... in the rain

THIS... lol!
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

I have been to the end of a rainbow

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>>737710377
Mah nigga, and ending it with dubs...

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>>737710325
I bet you blow some sick clouds with your vape. Don't tip your trilby too hard.

>>737709657
I punched myself to bleed.

>>737710512
I guess it was just meant to be. Thank you.

>>737709657
Consensual child porn

>>737710719
The only kind that should ever be.
Much like all porn

>>737709657
A black man

A black man swimming

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near death experience

this is what life after death looks like

we are not blessed with physical humanoid forms,
we are trapped in them

>>737710435
Did you find the leprechaun ?

>>737712774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqI8xwXVac

>>737709657
A black working father spending his free day with his son! and i'm not kidding...

>>737710021
Like star wars or startrek?

>>737709657
I've seen a female prisoner with coins stashed up her pussy pay out like a slot machine when she had to spread and cough.

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>>737709657

I've seen the fire at CNRL Milligan PJ crossing, a flash so powerful it made sunlight dim. I saw a black pillar of smoke ROIL from the boiling collection pond beneath the stacks. The fire twisted and writhed through the air and smoke. A hatred of all life fueled it. An old hate. A primal hate.

And that is how the Western US seaboard was maintained during Enron's rolling black outs. By brave men, risking death, in remote places, far from comfort. Far from home. Far to the north, in Canada, beneath the land of the midnight sun where fools toil for black gold.

You're welcome California... you're welcome.

>>737709657
I once saw a fox vomit up it's own stomach. At least I think it was its stomach, it certainly vomited up some fleshy looking, smelly sack.
>>737710016
Bullshit.

>>737710071
k.

I've seen a pure-formed skinwalker during a camping trip. It's eyes were so...so dark. Like black empty sockets...pulling me in close. The only reason I lived is because it fled due to a gunshot-like bang from my friends car while he was driving in the distance to find me.

>>737712841

bullshit. my nde was just me floating in the void at ludicrousspeed.png and quickly losing both awareness of self and awareness of my losing awareness.

>>737713799
Aren't you like not supposed to talk about them or their drawn to you or some shit?

I saw the limits of existence and learned all the answers of questions unasked.

I saw a saloon car with three people sitting in the boot while a monkey was stuck on the roof, a rope round its neck slammed into the door to keep it in place. Man, it looked pissed. Seen dogs on spits being roasted at the side of the road, I've seen a bus drive over a guy on a scooter and he popped like a watermelon, I've seen it all and heard far worse.

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>>737709657
I saw a highly educated black person that had a well paying job to support his stay at home wife and their 3 children in a nice neighborhood.

>>737713921
That rumor is false. So far nothing has happened and I've been telling remote and close friends for about 7 years.

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>>737713926
Sheeeeeeeit nigga, that's a Sunday afternoon on 4chan.

>>737710377
Dubs or not, he said "TEARS IN RAIN", not "TEARS IN THE RAIN" fucking proof that dubs don't mean shit

>>737709657
I've seen:

Aliens
Ghosts
Ufos
Alien footprints
Levitating ouija board pointer
Alien abduction
Daytime ufos

Was captured in Iraq. Saw a line of captured Iraqis line up against a wall and the Taliban skining their dicks like you would skin a fresh killed rabbit.

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>>737714248
The Taliban? In Iraq? Nigga you crazy.

People using proper grammar

>>737709657
i've seen niggers working

>>737714330
What?

>>737714330
Apparently something you are not inclined to do. How about you use a period now and then, huh, anon?

>>737714330
Bullshit

The creator

The view while laying on the execution table at the state penitentiary

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>>737714619
>starting a sentence with a transition
>using informal term [huh] in a sentence

Quit trying to act like a Napoleon, fag.

>>737715417

That's fascinating. Part of a unique exclusive tour or something?

>>737715336
Of what?

Some crazy shit on deep web, CP where the kids looked like they were fucking loving it. Kinda messed with me a bit don't know what to think.

A massive field fire in south africa, looked like the world was ending.

A straight up gang fight where a dudes ear was sliced off by having a brick thrown at him, bunch of black dudes.

A tornado forming, coming slowly down from the clouds, touching the ground for like 2 minutes and then dissipating.

A night sky when I was miles and miles away from the nearest turned on light bulb. There wasn't a spec of night sky that didn't have a cluster of stars, could see crazy shit.

Someone trying to break into a house I was in with a bunch of other kids, there were two of them trying to get in I think.

Fight dogs trying to get out to me while I was walking past them on the street. The gate was barely held shut, they had been bashing it for ages. They were scarred as fuck and would have totally fucking killed me.

Other shit I'm not remembering. Every month I lived in SA I saw something fucking weird.

I have seen a space plane capable of lifting heavy payloads and full crew complement, and it didn't shed fuel tanks, and didn't take off vertically, and it didn't use rockets to assist take off, and once in space it didn't gas powered thrust. I have also seen plans to build a shipyard on the moon, and a base on mars.

>>737715812
Oh yeah I saw the street light outside my house get struck by lightning. It was so fucking loud it shook the entire house for like 4 whole seconds.

I have seen a guy kiss another man, not here though, only on degenerate yankee TV.

>>737715928
Also, when I was a kid in like grade 4 there was a fog at my school that you couldn't see your hand in at its thickest. When it died down a little bit we played hide and seek in an open field. Was fun, only happened once though.

>>737715954
Men kiss other men all of the time, what eastern european country are you from?

>>737709918

Fucking liar

>>737715982
Oh yeah. There was a kid with a super tantrum problem at my school and I saw him fight the fucking principal once. Like straight up fist fight while the principal was trying to talk him out of one of his rages. It was fucking historical.

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I've seen so much and nobody believes it. I've flown inside UFOs, spoken to alien beings, and left my body to go watch all sorts of people. I've seen people die and seen lots who are stuck inside some place in their own mind. I have seen schizophrenics and alcoholics. I saw a drug addict hold herself in the hospital (detox) trying to imagine how it felt to be high again. I've seen people reach the end of life and know they were going somewhere, but not know where. I've seen a friend have intercourse with his sister. I've seen demons and angels and spirits who said they were more than they were. Some angels are liars. I saw my life before it happened and wrote cringy poems about it while I cut myself and saw my visions. I have seen what I thought was the face of God but I now think it was only a reflection, like his face was a mirror. In it I saw the stars and the galaxies. I've seen myself and I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or hate him for what he has done.

>>737715756

I was an officer there. Bored so I checked it out one evening with a couple others. They tried to talk me into letting them strap me down but I knew the bastards would have turned off the lights and left me there a while because we always pulled stupid shit like that on each other.

>>737709657
I have a very mixed race family and I've observed that in order for an identity to emerge one side of one person's heritage needs devour and destroy the other side, otherwise the family pulls apart through identifying differently from one another and for any cohesion to form, one side must devour the other. This can lead to very nasty bullying as it is a microcosm of human history.

Among the reasons why multi ethnic societies are so dysfunctional. Miscegenation is very fucking evil. The Middle-east and a other places are shitholes because of this dynamic taking form over the centuries, it eats the family out from within.

It's also the reason why I will not be having any kids. Folks, defend your blood & your people. It matters more than you can possibly imagine.

>>737716198
Sounds like you may be schizoprinic

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>>737709657

>>737715954
if you can't handle two faggots kissing each other you might as well take a header off a bridge

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the thing about happiness is.. you only know you had it... when its gone , and you may think to yourself that ur happy but u dont really believe it , u focus on the petty bullshit or the next job or whatever... its only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand... thats what happiness felt like.

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>>737714248
How the fuck did the Taliban get to Iraq? You do know there's a big Shia nation (Iran) between Afganistan and Iraq? And you're saying Sunni mercs just walked on by?

Maybe you were in Iraq. Maybe you did see something. But sure as fuck, you had no idea who, what or why you were there. Three hots and a cot, right?

>>737714619
OMFG, if U cant write, y you try to be all schooly?

>>737716429
Maybe your family is just filled with idiots.

>>737709918
I call bullshit

one night a few years ago i climbed my fence into the neighbors yard, looking for tools to steal.
went snooping round the side of the house
his 8-10 year old daughter is in her room, lamp on, blinds open, fucking herself in the ass with a hairbrush handle

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>>737716776
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>737716198
Ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?

>>737716950
So you entered the property to be a thief, but left it as a peeping tom?

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>>737712999

>>737717016
and returned many times
also stole a gardening trowel as i left

>>737710719
Sauce

>>737713910
>bullshit. my nde was just me floating in the void at ludicrousspeed.png and quickly losing both awareness of self and awareness of my losing awareness.

Because your NDE was different then his might not mean his wasn't real to him.

>>737714055
Autism.

>>737717136
Did the trowel sell well?
Also did you witness more stuff?

A female orgasm

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An atom

A woman's vagina irl

>>737717426
What, by another cat or a person?

I saw a girl being raped violently by a couple guys on a jogging trail once. I saw it as I came around a bend, stopped and just stared for a couple seconds and then just noped the fuck out of there. I didn't call anyone because I figured they would probably be finished and let her go before the cops could get there, and then my night would be ruined by having to give them my testimony and shit.

>>737717511
person

>>737717281
didn't sell it, i just stole it as a 'fuck you' because there was nothing valuable left out

yeah i saw a bunch more stuff, she seemed to have a real thing for butt stuff
seen her watching porn on a laptop and humping her stuffies and pillows
groping her flat tits infront of a mirror/pinching nipples

>>737713799
where

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>>737717632
Context??

I watched my twin sister get raped and murdered

Watched a feller be held down by 3 guys and have the left side of his face pretty much ripped off by the back tire of a throttled out Harley

i raped and murdered this chick infront of her twin brother

>>737709657
I was raped and murdered while my twin brother watched

Maisie Williams naked body, including my fingers inside her

Watched a buddy rape and murder this chick while her punkass twin brother cried and watched.

>>737717659
So why were you stealing stuff in the first place?
Were you poor or maintaining a drug habit?

Ghosts and demons. Mainly demons. I get attacked often in the middle of the nigh and now suffer from terrible insomnia. My father mother and girlfriend have all been affected and completely believe in it but I wouldn't try to tell anyone else. On the bright side, my personal experiences have given me tangible evidence of God and the after life so atheists can suck it.

>>737717768
The guy was just going so hard on the cat, he was even dirty-talking it. And he cummed inside the cat. And just left it there. In the middle of an alley. And then the cat started bleeding too. After that, I never looked at cat's the same ever again.

>>737716314

Ah, cool. Bet it was eerie to lay in a spot where others have died. Thanks for explaining.

>>737717976
i'm just a bit of a cheeky cunt tbh
i was having alotta sleep issues back then so id prowl around at night for kicks
also, good tools are always worth having around

I watched two navy captains scratch, sniff, and examine dried, irradiated semen inside the reactor compartment on an aircraft carrier.

All of the RMO's who had to tour the RC made a game out of "claiming" peices of equipment by cumming on them. It turns out semen turns a flaky brown when exposed to ionizing radiation. The presence of so much of the residue made the ship's captain and the reactor officer so nervous they launched a fleetwide investigation to find out if other ships had this issue. They even sent samples off to NAVSEA to determine what the substance was.

>>737718032
How are demons a proof of god?
Also you should consider making a security boundary with your own energy. So you can get some sleep at night.

>>737709657
> be at dealers house
> wanna buy 1/4 zip
> chilling with dealer and his friend, allz good
> guy from party next door comes in the house
> obv drunk and coked up
> random stranger is mad cause others at party made fun of his newfie accent
> tried to show how tough he is
"Anyone makes fun of me, I'll show you what I'll do."
> grabs scissors we were chopping bud with
> cuts himself across his forearm
> realizes he cut himself deeper than he thought
> starts panicking
> ohshitgottabeadoctornow
> patch him up with a dish towel and electrical tape
> take him to emerg, then fuck right off after
Weirdest random shit I've ever experienced.

>>737710071
I'll help you out.

>>737718208
Yeah good tools are nice to have around, it's just annoying to have them go missing when some insomniac steals them.

>>737717528
was she hot tho

>>737716868
This

>>737709657
I saw it all man, I saw it all.

>>737718213
The most effective way I've found to fight them off in an attack is praying and reading specific prayers from the Bible. Yeah I do weird energy stuff alongside it, it's hard to explain and I still don't get it myseld but Its instinctual. I don't believe in the mainstream god or any religion but there is a collective energy that's pure positivity that's got your back. My nigga

>>737714197
You aint seen shit

>>737718624
I'm not gonna discuss religion with you, you're entitled to your own opinion up until the point that you claim it invalidates every other opinion.
Back when I had troubles with night visitors, them being either ghosts or demons, I reacted by imagining a golden lattice that covered the ceiling, floors and walls of my living space. Then I connected that lattice with things that had sentimental value to me, so they would work like anchors and I set it to be powered by whatever background energy there would come from me being at my place.
I've not had a single bad night since, in spite of moving several times since then.

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>>737718212
Imagine the chagrin of the caps when it came back they were playing with some squids semen

>>737719289
Also while in prison I saw
>A man being raped by a group of men
>Another officer stomping an inmates head literally in.
>A man get his face cut off except the chin
>An inmate jump into a boiler instead of going to confinement and cook himself a little
>I was assaulted and took a shank he had and stabbed the inmate and retreated
> Assaulted again and inmates came to save my ass (prob be in the shit if they hadn't) plus the three that helped got 1000 days gain time added to their sentence. Basically got out 3 years earlier
>Seen someone actually wrongfully imprisoned for 7 years then get out.
>See an officer shoot himself in the face
Bunch of other prison stories.

I was at a party and walked in on Woody Harrelson doing Mila Kunis doggy style while Aston was in the room watching.
Blew my mind and had to leave the party immediately just in case they were pissed off.
Nothing ever came of it though. I think they were all stoned AF.

>>737718445
Fuck man. So close

>>737719030
So. Can you describe your visitors? Were they real or meerly visions? Maybe imagination? Maybe you were dreaming and were in a state of half sleep

>>737719289
As far as I know they never found out what it was, since we never received any disciplinary action for it. I continued to nut in #2 RC until the day I turned in my dosimeter.

I'm trying to think if I saw any other wild ship while I was in the navy, but nothing really comes to mind.

I saw a sandstorm big enough to carry over into the Persian Gulf and envelop the ship.

I saw a whorehouse in Bahrain disguised as a massage parlor. My buddy went through a revolving mirror, like in Enter the Dragon, fucked the girl in the back room, and then a huge black dude extorted an extra 120 dinar out of him before he would open the mirror wall again.

I saw a shipyard worker fall four stories and hit the deck, splattered him everywhere.

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>>737719918
>>737719030
It was an illegal alien giving him a hard anal probe.

>>737717849
fucking gold

I've seen a doggo chew off it's own foot because it was hungry.

>>737709657
8 yo girl squirting in HD...

>>737715812
Why wouldn't kids enjoy stimulation of their prepubescent clitoris? It's society that's the issue here.

The Facebook live video of those Mexican beaner gangbanging the underaged girl live at the time. Came like a camel.

>>737715812
Best read so far..

Ozzy Osborne has seen me play the Congo drum

>>737716950
That's hot

>>737718208
Thievery tips please.

Ghosts, I've seen them several times at the warehouses i worke in. One building has a repeating shadow man who is constantly coming through a certain doorway only to disappear. One time it materialised in the middle of the floor, solid black, right in front of me and then vanished

>>737718284
Why are you mad?
He didn't steal your tools.. did he?

If so..

FYI he probably fucked your 10yo daughter too..

>>737713347

Top keks

female Anonymo showed me her tits and pussy and we had penis-in-vagina episode in her bedroom

Heard of a supernova that was going to show in the sky next the the big dipper one night, was walking along looking at the spot where it was meant to be and saw a flash across a small portion of the sky, saw the death of a star..

>>737717659
>Not stealing the hairbrush ...

>>737715812
I've never been able to find cp on the deep web, Even though I know it's everywhere

>>737716198
Can you describe the inside of the UFO?

>>737725427
Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>737710071
No, you haven't.

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>>737710588
Dubs again

>>737709657
Ive seen jet fuel melt steel beams

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>>737709657

A man almost killed by a falling BDSM suspension rig. Even in the community, any danger while tying is pretty exclusively on the person being tied, with possible complications including nerve compression, asphixiation and falling trauma.

In this case, the rig actually tipped over and knocked the guy in the head. The bottom, who was actually fully suspended in the tipped rig, came out 100% fine but the guy had a pretty serious head wound.

I once saw a guy live stream his an hero attempt. The ceiling his rope was tied to gave way. Old school /b/ros called him on his attention whoring and convinced him to cum in his own mouth. Shit was cash.

>>737726728
What is an hero?

>>737726521
Actually that picture is a pretty good story too.

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>Be me
>about 12
>11am
>Mom tells me to go get my sister for lunch
>Walk to her room
>It's empty
>after about 3 seconds her alarm clock on a desk flies off a desk nearly to the other side of the room

Sounds really hacky but the last person that lived there was an old woman that died in the house. One time in the same house me and my brothers were all in bed and woke up to our stereo blaring at full volume.

>>737709657
Seen a car on arab plates in the middle of UK

>>737709657
I've seen a Mod

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>be me
> In n college
> Sitting at home with Bros
> Five of us big house
> Kruusty punks
> Always having house parties and shit
> Smoking some herb
> Door busts open
>Wtf.png
> It's friend bro
> He is in handcuffs
>Oh shit.wav
> Starts yelling to get him out if cuffs
> Aksjng how he got cuffed
> He got picked up for MIP
> They took him to city jail about two blocks around the corner
> He ran out when he had an opening and ran to our house. We tell him to GTFO before cops show
Mfw we kicked out a bro in need because we didn't want to get busted

Mfw the cops had his allwet
Mfw they went and picked him up later that nighf

>>737716704

That's deep, man

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>>737709657

I've seen The void and I will be experimenting with it until I'm forced to stop.

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I saw Kuwait on fire

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I've swam in the open with white sharks. It's the most dick-hardening thing you'll ever do underwater. Also swam with a nine foot hammerhead yesterday and she was so cool with it I got to play with fins. Sharks are awesome go play with some