friendly reminder Dan did nothing wrong

>>737699868
Woah tf I use to watch that show, bs look at his face obvi pedo how you saying he didn't at least rape Carly?

>>737699868
Dan "tweens are tighter" Schneider

holy shit miranda looks like shes crying for help LMAO

>>737700170
So, did he really had forcy fun time with Miranda? Any proof? Poor thing if true.

>>737699868
Been there, done that. She is not "that" special, honestly. Bareback kinda slut, she gives classy head, but no tits or ass.

Dan "If she's a fighter imma cum insife her" Schneider

>>737699868
Is this a meme or has it got truth?

>>737700495
Idk I'd hope not where would they even fuck in the set?

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>>737700170
nah... I bet it was just consensual sex. Reminder beautiful, innocent looking girls have a fetish of being fucked by disgusting, fat and ugly dominant old man. I bet she enjoyed every second of her BDSM slavery at Icarly set. Besides, don't forget she earned around $200,000 per episode. She is set for life thanks to Dirty Dan. Girl sold well her body and soul.

>>737701975
>Reminder beautiful, innocent looking girls have a fetish of being fucked by disgusting, fat and ugly dominant old man
Is that what you tell yourself?

>>737702531
its true for men who have money and/or power. dan has the power to turn girls into a wealthy celebrity, you think there's not a line of girls 10 miles long who will fuck him in exchange?

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>>737702531

>>737702531
>Is that what you tell yourself?
You sound poor.

>>737701975
>she earned around $200,000 per episode
holy shit! Is that true? That's a lot of money for a crappy kids show.

>>737702942
You sound like a a rapist and pedophile if same fag
>>737701975

>>737702531
Welcome to the real world, virginfag. Believe it or not, women love money and power.

>>737703105
Thanks, sorry it's hard for me to believe a little pre-teen got raped by Donald Trump's successful brother just for money and 'power', and not all women want that

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>297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
>This former A+ list tween actress turned B/B- list adult actress does kind of have a franchise. She is the go to person for party favors during the promo run for her latest movie.
>Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3")

>>737703235
Are you trolling us? You can't be that naive.

Wow well done killing the thread with samefagging

>12 posters
6 of them obsessed with accusing a fat guy fucking a little girl.
Seems legit

You know there has to be evidence before any traction is gained.
Look at the Cosby case, took fucking heaps of evidence before any real traction to the story..

Suck less you fat fucking faggot.
Get help. Being a pedo isn’t ok or normal. You are ill

>>737703396
I'm not here to argue but I believe it's more naive thinking every woman just want money and power

>>737703287
I bet that entertainment lawyer greentexted it and everything.

Fuck it must hurt to be this autistic, how do you even breathe?

>>737703568
Kek

>>737703235
>and not all women want that

but the ones who do go out and seek it out. like with dan, the girls trying to get on tv audition for it, they're not called up randomly. the ones willing to exchange sex offer sex.

>>737699868
Who the fuck is dan

>>737702939
WTF when did she do porn?

>>737703105
>>737703658
If you said the first time we wouldn't be having this conversation
>>737703682
Kek he's guy in OPs pic

>>737699868
Nice try, Miranda. But that's nothing. Everybody knows you are a full coke bloat college slut.

>>737703739
It's obviously faked you retard

>>737702531
>>737702796

>>737703568
>>737703628
samefaggging that hard is not funny, dude. be more subtle next time.

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Didn't he?

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Cutie. Shame Dan defiled her beyond repair. She is not wife material anymore.

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>>737703901
Lol okay I'll try my best even though your prob
>>737703396

>>737704180
Well that's cringe.

>>737704248
?

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>>737703739

>>737704180
are you 12? thats pathetic

what's the story here? did she get fucked by that fatass? or just rumours?

>>737701975
Sounds legit. I'd do the same if I were her

>>737704533
rumor is she was his sex toy at icarly set in exchange for a monster paycheck and fame >>737701975

>>737704180
Top kek

>>737704611
femanon?

>>737704519
>>737704720
?

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Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder

>>737704533
she got bukkake'd by the USC football team apparently

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Dan "If I married someone older the FBI will close their folder" Schnieder.

>>737704533
Dan fucked a lot of beauties in his time if rumors are to be believed

>>737704899
Poor girl. She is dead inside, anything she wins is a consolation prize after Dan Schneider and the USC teams had their ways with her abused body.

>>737704869
Haven't heard that before top kek

>>737704899
backstory of this?

fuck whatever he did to miranda, I'm just pissed he made Sam & Cat

>>737705281
>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at frat party
>Football team be at party too
>free drinks and drugs everywhere
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Come back
>Grab another player
>Come back
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>soon all you are in a huge backroom
>They all go for it, hands all over me body
>willingly or not, you are gonna be gangbanged by several dozens
>Too drunk and horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>boys were just competing for an open orifice
>me and my girls have all the holes and hands busy and there is still a huge line waiting
>they try everything they can think with me, even three dicks in my pussy
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore

don't fap too much, perv ;)

ITT: Post-2010 cancer regurgitating stale memes.

Dan "Get in the van it's feet I demand" Schneider

>>737705652
proof, for the love of god

>>737705979
There's none

>>737701975
>beautiful, innocent looking girls have a fetish of being fucked by disgusting, fat and ugly dominant old man

So that's why I'm not getting any pussy, I'm the opposite of those things.

Faggott

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>>737699868
I'm jealous of him. To experience Miranda's feet during her prime... what a man he was.

This is all the parents' fault. If you let your young child get involved in the acting world, you should be locked up. They have to know they are selling their kids' holes to these pedophile "producers". I can't imagine loving your kid so little that you'd pimp them out like this in exchange for a quick payday.

Yes, every successful child actor and actress is getting raped regularly. It's how that world works. There are millions of cute kids, if you won't take it up the ass they will find one who is desperate enough to.

>>737706436
How do you know? Any first hand experience?

>>737706508
indirect evidence is everywhere. Do you really think people like Amanda Bynes's mind just snapped for no reason? She's clearly been getting railed since she was on All That and it got to be too much. Lindsay Lohan too. Don't be surprised if you see Chloe Moretz melt down in the near future too.

>>737706508
i guarantee his sources are "I just read it on /b/ before and assume it's a fact"

>>737706679
I don't assume they take videos of who they're fucking. You have to rely on word of mouth and some connect the dots

>>737706593
Nice logic, but we all know you are Miranda. Don't be shy and tell us about your experiences with Dan and more producers. Don't worry, that's a anon forum, nobody will never believe anything anons post here, Miranda.

>>737706734
he fucked my shitter

>>737706797
elaborate

>>737699868
>friendly reminder Dan did nothing wrong
I didn't think he did until you posted this. Now I KNOW he did do SOMETHING wrong.

>>737706835
benis in poop hole

Dans the man
https://youtu.be/ng0lmZKt68A

>>737706846
No doubt you will be someday a Hollywood's writer. What a deep and detailed story lol

>>737706797
you know the rules, icarly. tits or gtfo

>>737706944
it's almost like it never actually happened and he is not, in fact, miranda cosgrove

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>>737706996

Miranda Cosgrove’s 60 years old memories will be interesting to see, no doubt, especially when she talks about her rough and long “contract negotiations” with the producer Dan Schneider to get that crazy paycheck.

>>737707058
Do you think Selena did it too?

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>>737706508

>near future

bitch is already losing it

>>737707011
Be honest. Are the rumors about you being a college Giga-Slut true?

>>737707122
you don't think that picture is actually real do you

>>737707148
nope, but real close hahaha

>>737707144
who isn't a giga-slut in college? Aside from loser nerds who never leave their dorm rooms grinding away at WOW.

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>>737699868
Been there, Dan that

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>>737707148

to be fair, she's been hitting the gym a lot recently

>>737707280
That's Chloe Moretz

>>737706436
Elijah Wood's mother had common sense. She never allowed him to go to producer parties. He went off to have a successful career too, although short-lived.

>>737707280
lol

Miranda, if you are shitposting here (honestly who knows, 4chan is such a weird place) make a bikini photoshoot or post bikini pics in your instagram, please.

>>737707369
Fuck off you dirty pedo

>implying the two young fame hungry girls on that show didn't use their bodies.

If nothing else, look at the feet scenes. Dan is infamous for his foot fetish, yet both girls continually and happily did bare feet scenes.
They knew Dan was jerking his rapestick but they did it anyway because they knew it made them valuable to him.

>>737707334
if he took it up the ass he'd be an A(nus)-lister still.

But seriously there shouldn't be child actors, it's just way too easy to abuse the system and take advantage of the greed of the parents. Let them become adults first so they can properly understand what they're getting into.

This will never happen though because the media is entirely controlled by jewish pedophiles and they wouldn't let it.

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>>737707280

not gonna lie, i would let her crush my pedro between her thighs

>>737707220
Is it Better dan the real thing?

>>737707391
>implying that two beautiful innocent waifus had any choice but to show their feet when Dirty Dan demanded
The truth will come out and Dan will get Cosby-ed

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>>737699868

>>737707204
True that. Can I ask you just a bunch of random questions?
Do you spit all swallow? Innie or outie? Coke or Molly? Gangbang or orgies? Spit-roast or airtight? And, what have been your biggest gangang?

>>737707425
Agreed. Children are too inexperienced.

Disagree on the Jewish-conspiracy though. Got any proof?

>>737707389
>Miranda is 24 years old
>pedo
You gotta love /b/. How old are you, old man?

>>737707512
only if you post your asshole with a timestamp for everyone in here to see

>>737707512
Black Lives Matter you racist pedo

>>737707583
old enough to spank your sorry excuse for an ass

>>737699868
Bomber harris didn't do anything wrong.

>>737707569
if I did have proof I'd be killed.

Just listen to shows like alex jones's radio show. He's not the meme people pretend he is, he knows what is really going on. Just substitute "jew" for globalist in his sentences because that's what he actually means.

>>737707613
70? you know, you are "little" old for this place.

>>737707671
Interesting. Tell us any story at least?

>>737707698
what does that make you? Fukin 69? Hahahahaha

>>737707749
he fucked my shitter

>>737699868
Roll

>>737707591
that's so random kek

>>737700904
sure, buddy
here's your (you)

>>737707786
59 actually. How old are you?

>>737707917
Younger than that you dirty pedo

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>>737707917
I'm 59 too but I'm all fucked up and need to use my dick to type with

>>737707671
Despite a bunch of weirdos, that's a good thread. Keep talking, bro.

>>737707671
yeah i can't wait to get my ticket to mars so i can fuck all the child sex slaves nasa kidnapped and took there. so glad the alex jones show got out the truth about it

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>>737707483
nah, Dan is innocent.

>>737708509
Look at her eyes. She's been crying/about to cry.

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ITT: fatass living the dream

>>737708893
she was crying because it was after the last episode of icarly

or was it

>>737709393
She could have been cry g cos she knew she was about to get Last-Episode raped which is like normal rape but with more prolapsed ass

>>737709393
>bye-bye $180,000 paycheck
no wonder that untalented bitch was crying

>>737708509
Dan will get cosbied eventually. We will see him in court in twenty years time

>>737704899
Just curious, I want to hear more of this. Any USC nerd here?

>>737699868
just wait for it...!!! OP lmao
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

>>737709727
Nah she didn't, she was about to go for it, then she burst into tears and ran off mu,bling something about how she has to be 'pure for Dan the Man'

>>737709912
I'd take the bait. Details?

>>737709727
Do you want the real story? She went to some frat party and was very flirty with some good looking rich daddy. Dude wanted to fuck her, so he just spiked her drink a bit. After one hour, they were fucking like rabbit at his room. She was drugged, yes, but she loved it so much that can’t get enough. Rich daddy bastard get sickened of her sluttinest, he thought she was pure but she was a nympho when drunk and drugged, so he shared her with some fellows. With a few dozens probably. The rest is story as you know.