Describe your first sex in three words.

>>737699075
Alone in Darkness.

Over too quickly

it never happened

>>737699075
Wait for it...

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I'm with her

love you, dad.

>>737699075
Drunk as shit

>>737699075
honestly it never happened

>>737699075
The Evil Within

She came first

>>737699075

no meant yes.

>>737699075
Hotdog in hallway

Her period started.

see me after

Bitch date-raped me.

She craved dick

Also,

Pretty straightforward unexpectedly.

Seriously. Fucking is in our dna.

i didn't cum

My only hand

>>737699075
practice with sister

There's blood! Why?

Took too long

Wearing scout uniform

>>737699075
Log of shit

Always Little Spoon

didnt use condoms

Asian tranny bareback

>>737699075
We were both bottoms

>>737701734
And guys

>>737699075
Grandson, whatcha doin'?

>>737699075
is it in?

>>737700162
This

didn't really care

>>737702894
that's four words, fuck I'm a retard

>>737699075
worst threesome ever.

>>737699075
I didn't cum

>>737699075
FCK WTH NZS

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Pic is related

You ready kids?

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>>737699075
Deus Vult Bretheren

Caught by grandma

Inbetween four benches

anger, panicked, curious

Slip and slide

>>737699075

Made a muderer

daddy please stop!

Everybody wants pussy

>>737699075
Awkward as fuck

No? Too bad.

>>737699075
Ain't had none.

>>737706146
Putting 2 words doesn't make it 1 fuckass

>Fanta exotic
>Internet
>cry

was in love

Fucking terrible experience
:(

this is tight!

shoulda stayed home

Get off me!

Fuck hurry up

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>>737699075
Me, I, Myself.

Painful... Really painful

>>737699075
Sister introduced me

>>737699075
Handjob while sleeping

>>737699075
My ass hurts

>>737699075
l'm a virgin

this is unhygienic

I got roofied

didn't get in

not enough blood

fidget spinner present

>>737699075
Fuck your brother!

>>737699075
awkward as fuck

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>>737699075
Feels good man

Get ready kids

>>737699075
She was 6

basement suite couch

Did not cum

>>737699075
never had sex

"Never gonna happen"

Shit, wrong hole

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mutually remedied virginity

>>737699075
whore ebb bull

>stick my stick in her couple times
>no condom
>get scared i'm gonna get her knocked up
>i stop, she got sad
>wait 10 min
>try again
>start fucking for real now 10minutes
>still no condom
>feel im about to nut
>pullout
>nut all over the place
>big load on her belly
>shes scared i nutted in her
>i tell her shes fine
>no baby Lucky me

>>737708611
Sorry forgot my 3 words -- no dad yet--

>>737699075
Rough hotel pillow

There's shit everywhere

Lasted 4 hours

>>737699075
5 minutes later

>>737699075
Her's was bigger

I can explain

- - -

Kissing costs extra

>>737699075
Uncle Penetrated Hole

>>737699075
Waiting for party

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Better than expected

>>737699075
what the fuck

Came too fast

Girl never moved

She wasn't virgin

Skin so soft

Never spoke again

Pussy felt great

The old in-out

Tried to lick

After basketball game

Make out session

She didn't cum

Lost in folds
It was terrible...never fucking a fatty again.

>>737699075
Shoulda shit first

Blood, cum, disappointment.

>>737699278
4/3, so close you fucking moron

Came three times

>>737699075
Never had any

Panty hose tangle

Came in pants

what is sex?

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>>737699075

nervous flaccid penis

Non Exist Tent

Her pussy stunk

>>737712433
5/3 you worthless ingrate

Didn't use condom

Three pumps total

>>737712611
are you even trying

>>737699075
Too much blood.

one legged hooker

Thank you, Dad.

Warm wet hole.

"She's finally dead."

>>737699075
My first love.

>>737699075
No Boner Rip

She didn't help

It did hurt

I feared pregnancy

She was 6/10

didn't know how to jerk someone off

Loose black prostitute

I was 5/10

>>737699075
>almost too drunk

I was able to get it up, but I was so fucking plastered that I couldn't get it in (she had to grab it and guide me in) and I didn't have enough coordination to pump in and out. she got a bit frustrated so she pulled me down on top of her, we rolled over so she was on top, and she rode me for at least an hour. if I hadn't been so drunk I probably would have came within 30 seconds.

Thank you Jack Daniels!

>>737706980
winrar

>>737699239
story?

My knees hurt

Embarrassing, yet liberating.

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I came soon.

>feels good man

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...bags of sand

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>>737699075
I like kids

Not happened yet.

>>737699075
Cold and lifeless

>>737699075
Bloody and young

It didn't fit

Idk the future

>>737699075
I didn't came

shes still waiting

Whoops, I forgot

>>737699075
Blood, Sweat, and Tears

I couldnt bust

In a motel

Allah wills it

She was more experienced. It was *good*

>>737699075
best day ever