>come home >find this in your bed what do you do?

I fuck

>>737698949
Call police.

>>737698949
Shit level 3 thot.
Thought DM said that wasn't till we were level 2 at least.

Welp Paladin Salladin, time to nut up

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>>737698949>>737699165
I'd fuck as well

>>737698949
Cum in it's mouth.
It requires nutrients.

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>Look for hidden camera
>Torn it off
>Make an asterik of xerz's asshole

Cast magic missile

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>>737698949
call the police cause I'm seeing a dead guy in my bed

>>737699333
>Lightning Bolt
>Lightning Bolt
>Lightning Bolt!

>>737698949
rip those panties off and destroy that asshole, I wanna choke that bitch and pull their hair til they cry

>>737698949
Send him home.

>>737698949
I can't tell whether or not it's a trap. I immediately assume the worse, and start wanking it.

>>737699470
>>737699429
it doesn't matter, he died

Splash it wirth holy water and recite bible verses while holding a cross.

>>737699490

It's a Level 3 Thot. It'll take more than 1 magic missile to defeat that.

I cast Shell on the party. All Thot Magic damage is decreased by 15%.

>>737699470
>I can't tell whether or not it's a trap.
look at the chest for god sake

Nothing, cause that's a guy?

i love her shoes

He sucks so hard. Worst Video wort Trap

>>737700271
she*

Throw here a cheese burger to eat while I munch on her fur burger

>>737698949
Ask how she came back from a hero.

Name is sphirex was a U.K. Trap

>>737698949
That's a man. But since I'm nearly a wizard I'd fuck him.

>>737700467
Gay.

>>737698949
Pull a spongebob an-Die Zombie!! I thought you were dead.

Nah just kidding, would fucking love a sexy paranormal companion

See maybe she wants to go to the beach. She could wear all black and a black parasol

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i start a spiderman thread

>>737698949
keep it as a pet feed it and fuck it

>>737698949
check for benis

https://youtu.be/alD6LpZ-a2w

>>737701677
And a black house with a black little window?

>>737698949
Dude really hated women for some reason.

Even reacted badly when he found out that one of his tumblr fans was a real female.

I've noticed there's an underlying current of contempt for women among trannies.

>>737698949
suck her penis

>>737698949
What was her name?

I would do a sex on her... with my penis.

R.I.P - Sphirex De Courcy

burn it with fire

>>737698949
Fuck that right in the pussy.

>>737698949
tell her to get the fuck out

>>737703702
404

>>737698949
it's not gay, if she's not alive

>>737705028
>she

>>737698949
>Take make up off her face
>Fuck

>>737705436
made it on purpose

>>737698949
I'd put my benis in her vagoo

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>>737699343
same, fam

>>737698949
Call the police, somebody dumped a dead tranny in my house.

>>737703385
What happend to him/her, suicide?

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Can you please respect the dead people?
You are all disgusting

>>737698949
How do people find this attractive she looks like a xenomorph

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>>737699838
I may need you for a sec

>>737698949
Turn 360° and marry her


(I know that she is kill now...)

>>737700352
this dude

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>>737706606
Sauce on that by any chance?

>>737708724
don't have it myself, anon
I just though their face looked like the person's in OP's pic, so I posted it

>>737698949
he ded, man

Was it overdose?
I don't remember. Wouldn't be surprised, thou.
She was a bitch and had lost connection from the real world months ago.

>>737706606
Awww, what a cute little clitty.

>>737708724
sable heart

>>737698949
What's a dead faggot doing in my bed

>>737709325
not him, but the one who posted it without knowing its source
thanks for being helpful, anon

>>737709060
You're a real detective aren't you

>>737698949
Shes dead in real life!

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>>737709501
What did it mean by this?

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>>737698949
Press F to pay the respects then go to a psychiatrist because this transgender girl is dead and I might have just hallucinated.

>>737706399
Drugs