Worst thing you did to a girl? greentext pic unrelated

>>737696456
Had a child with her and stayed around despite being unhappy.

I survives her abortion attempt, twice

I'm not greentexting.

My ex, and i remained friends after breaking up. She would even stay over very often, and sleep in the same bed as me. She's a heavy sleeper(heavy everything, if you know what i mean). This one time i took my erect dick out, and was rubbing against her for a good while. I filled her booty short with precum. I was able to catch most of my cum.

Luckily she had to work early the next morning, so she woke up, and changed without looking at her shorts.

>>737696534
this is the absolute worst thing you can do to anyone.

>>737696673
You monster

>>737697038
Good job anon, good job

>>737696456
I made her fall in love with me, she got a large sum of money from the death of one of her parents and she used that money to make me happy, she spent roughly around $4000 or more on me just to make me happy, buying me a brand new laptop and everything.
And then we broke up because I wanted to end it.

And now that she's gone and already moved on with another man, I want her back.

>>737698015
Same boat, anon... Except the parents thing, she got a bunch of cash from her grandparents. I haven't broken up with her yet but I really want to.

maybe searched through all of her computer and memory cards without her knowledge, and put the resulting pics on here..

>>737698317
Don't do it

>>737698317
>Be me
>17 year old, happy with girlfriend
>Grandparents from my old country are sick and need me and my parents to take care of them
>depresso espresso
>fuck her before I move
>skype and text a lot
>1 year later
>my depression gets worse
>she offers to buy me stuff to make me happier.
>sends a box full of delicious U.S foods I love, new laptop after mine got stolen by local dindus.
>get happier for awhile.
>another year passes
>thinking about leaving gf because I felt like im holding her back
>"Hey Anon, do you want me to pay for your flight home and get you a place to stay for a few months?"
>decline because I don't know if I want to stay or not.

It sucks. The spark is gone and she's gotten really fat over the past 2 years. I'm still pushing myself even though I feel guilty the entire time.

>>737696456
Married her.

>>737698940
>fat

Break up with her

>>737698940
There's nothing you can do to bring the spark back? Have you tried your hardest?

>>737699143
Agreed, tell her your gay and don't ever interact with her again,
Shouldn't be too hard to pull off for a guy like you huh anon?

>>737699143
Shes not like super fat but shes got the body of a 40 year old mother and not a 20 year old.
>>737699154
We tried sexting and sending each other letters but you can only do so much because of the distance. Maybe moving back would bring back the spark but I'd feel like a little bitch if she got me all the stuff to go and then i just decide "nah fuck it i dont wanna be with you anymore"

>>737696456
>be 10 or something
>who cares
>like this girl
>she likes another guy
>bitch needs to suffer like I do
>this guy gets easly corrupted and would do anything for candy he likes
>give him lots of candy to call this gil and ask her to go out
>bitch says yes
>he answers: well I don't you fucking ugly bitch!
>runs home crying like the bitch she is
>laughed for threee days
>best 4 euros spent in my life

>>737699366
Shooooott. She got dumped by another dude for being gay. Used her as a beard (no clue why because she's fucking gorgeous)

Sure I could pull it off but it would fuck me up knowing that she had to suffer through being a "beard" again

>>737699427
My dude, she's fat and unstable please don't make a mistake your going to regret, if she can accept you moving on maybe she'll move back to sea with her whale fam

>>737698318
do it again, for the lulz

>>737696456
>Worst thing you did to a girl?

>Be me
>Born

Sorry mom.

>>737699505
Lmao what does being a beard mean?

>>737696456
Made her think i loved her for 5 years

>>737699626
A beard is a girl a gay dude uses to hide the fact that he's gay

>>737696456
>be me in i think 3th grade
>arround 8 years old
>one girl that is ugly as fug looks like pic related
>stalks me and gets on my nerves the whole time
>the one time she took it to far
>we were playing pokemon red and blue on our gameboy
>girl iam talking about came to us and told us the game is dumb
>i got angry
>she got angry
>she took my gameboy away
>i punched her in the stommach
>she starts to cry
>i start to cheer
>i say:"haha finally i got you to cry"
>i left
>she felt

This my first story...but i got another one
...I guess iam not so good with girls
>be me arround 8th grade
>14 years old
>yu-gi-oh was the shit
>every boy had cards and we play in the lunch breaks
>finished lunchbreak and were going to classroom
>sit down
>get ready for english class
>girl comes by and takes my cards and runs away
>she showed some her firends and they laughed
>i took her pencilcase and threw it down the trashbin
>teacher asked me what is wrong with me
>i told her what happened
>she told me to get the pencilcase out of the trash
>i refuse and start screaming like the madkid i was
>"but femanon is retarded and cant just take my cards...she is retarded"
>i left school early because i couldnt handle the situation

Btw. the teacher in story 2 took the pencilcase by herself out of the trashcan

>>737699427
If it's possible I'd say go for it, but if you're going to end it be ABSOLUTELY SURE that's what you wanna do.

I spread rumors about her boyfriend claiming he was cheating on her with a girl at the other highschool. It spread very fast and she ended up breaking up with him over it. I tried to swoop in and date her after but she always said she doesn't want to date right now after being cheated on. It was worth a try though I guess.

also the guy attempted suicide not long after that so it was pretty shitty to him too

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>>737699748
forgot to add the pic...sorry

>>737699427
Buying you shit is not going to entitle her to a relationship. However, if this is how you feel you should talk to her before she spends the money.

implied i thought my ex gf wasnt pretty. she wanted me to hook her up with one of my friends, I told her he wouldnt because he is shallow.
>wtf does that mean??

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>>737696456

>>737699505
>>737699660
If she has an ugly body
>Dump it
She has a good personality
>Who gives a fuck so does the other population of women
Do you have to move back to see her?
Cause you could just say you don't feel the same it's you not her and your a different person that's the opposite of what she likes but you could drag it out and be a cuck

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>>737699430
my sides

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>>737699933

>>737699748
> 3th grade

Can you explain this one to me please?

>>737700031
3rd. iam retarded. sorry.

>>737697198
I know. I never wanted a child but she wouldn't abort. Later on i came round to the idea of a child. However with the price of rent where i live, I'd never be able to live alone and see my child here.

>>737699829
Pretty shitty of her to want you to hook her up with a mate. This reminds me of one time me and my ex were looking at a Kate nash music video, and i told her thats what a girl is supposed to look like, meaning she looked like the archetype of a girl, my retarded ass didn't understand why she got so upset.

>>737700074
welcome home then

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>>737696456
>be 27, married with kids
>never really cheated
>meet 19 year old college girl
>red hair, beautiful, sexy, brilliantly intelligent
>plays vidya online, talk over phone every night when I get off work
>affair begins
>going out all the time together, drinking, expensive dinners, sightseeing, etc
>I'm fucking her stupid almost every weekend, raw, and like at least four times each night
>start plans to get divorced (richfag - can easily make it happen)
>her cunt sister finds out and tells her parents. They lose their minds
>they didn't investigate me too much, just took her car and credit cards for awhile
>she tells them I'm getting divorced and it's cool. They relax a bit
>affair continues. I never meet her parents though because I never really initiated a divorce outside of occasional fights with my wife
>wife notices how distant I've been, starts asking why I'm suddenly working so much on the weekends
>I feel like I'm deep in love with college girl, she is definitely in love with me
>this whole situation goes on for almost eight months
>I gradually start to lose interest
>stop talking to her as much
>completely stop seeing her
>wife never found out
>life is pretty much back to normal for me, hers is a constant state of self hatred and depression


I feel fucking awful. She still leaves me voicemails crying and it's been three months. She can't go out with friends, her parents want to send her to a shrink, etc... I guess maybe I got cold feet on a subconscious level? I don't know

>be in 9th grade
>meet a girl, ask her if she wants to date
>says she only will if I convert to christianity and join her church
>I do even though I didn't really believe any of it
>a few months in I meet her little sister who is 3 years younger and much hotter
>start to develop a crush on her
>date older sister for the next 3 years, mostly just to have an excuse to be around the younger sister
>make out with younger sister whenever I get the chance
>3 years of this go by
>one night the younger sister asks if I want to come over, has the house to herself and is "scared of being alone"
>we finally fuck several times throughout the night
>fall asleep on the couch together naked after the last time
>wake up to older sister and her mom coming home a lot earlier than they should have
>nuclear level freakout occurs
>the whole family turns on me but I start officially dating the younger sister
>get constant raging texts from my now ex-gf
>find out I got the younger sister pregnant a few weeks into our relationship
>I tell her to get an abortion
>getting kind of sick of all the drama so I break up with her after she gets one
>block both their numbers

their stepbrother ended up finding me a few years later and kicking the shit out of me for "ruining their lives". I guess I deserved it but he wouldn't have been able to if he hadn't sucker punched me.

>>737700383
Not to be gay but, how bigs your dick?
You should bait her to a hotel and tell her the only way to get back together is to do anal and make her walk crooked for days it would make your story much more readable and funny,
>richfag - can easily make it happen
Hook anon up with some games on steam

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>Just turned 19, girlfriend is 17 (16 being the legal age where I live)
>I'm her first boyfriend
>Been with her for roughly 10 months but only messed around here and there.
>Tell her we should have sex to keep things fresh, which she agrees with but says we can't because she wants to wait
>Mention that anal would be interesting
>She really loves the idea but is reluctant to show it.
>Buy condoms and take her back to her place
>parentsarehome.jpg
>Decide to go up into the woods across from her house to mess around
>She tells her dad "Me and annon are going on a hike"
>Get up where we're not visible.
>Pretend that I've never felt pussy before and ask if I can put it in just to see what it feels like.
>She agrees but just for a second.
>Put it in
>5/10 pussy, hard to get to.
>Says I can keep going
>Fuck hard for two minutes
>Dog shows up out of nowhere and starts licking her.
>I'm almost at my climax, she's pissed off, I keep going.
>I cum, her mood was ruined by the dog, and she's laying there in the mud with no pants on in the middle of the woods.
>Put my pants back on and say we need to go.

She later told me how terrible that experience was, but I loved every second of it.

Pic related, it's her.

>>737700618
>not to be gay

>>737700618
Lol I don't know, last I measured was in high school and it was 8". And your plan made me chuckle but obviously I still care about the girl

>>737700383
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FernNolock/wishlist/
Please, Anon?

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Just treat her like shit because I'm an asshole and don't like myself.

She's fucking great.

>>737700675
To clarify, the picture is more recent. We've been together for a couple years now and we've found more creative ways to fuck without her parents catching us.

>>737700833
Not same anon but if you decide to donate my steam name is Jettrooper55
>>737700781
You said you didn't have feelings and you could give her one last goof?
If you still care and your kids are young enough fucking go for it man, you'll have a hot wife and your kids will love there new step mom,
How long has it been tell her you went to serve in the army or some shit and god brought you back to see her

>>737700675
>>737700979
Whew lad, I was worried I was looking at CP. 18 is still the fine line.

>>737696456

part1/2:

>go to disco
>girl likes me, dance with me, want to drink something, but i dont want to
>body 9/10, face 6/10, i need better faces
>didnt stop talking, dont want to go away, omg
>kiss me, after i went outside
>stopped after 1 min, leave her alone outside

>next week i go to the disco again
>hot drunken girl came to me, we kiss a little bit
>then this bitch destroy my t-shirt like in a porno-movie
>it made me horny but i was angry too
>put her by the hand and leave the disco
>told her to come with me because she was a bad girl
>at home i lick her, want to fuck her, the bitch say no
>she is too drunk, dont know my name etc.
>had my fun with her pussy, so ok
>back to disco, she leave, i have still fun with new t-shirt

>next day i always have to think about her
>look in my smartphone if i have the number of her
>found it, great
>write her i want to drink somethink
>she agreed, we will meet us at 8 pm

>wait outside for her
>a girl come to the entry
>fuck fuck fuck, its the other girl i met one week before
>i dont want to have, that this girl see my other girl
>"hi, how are u" she ask
>"hi! yeah, i am fine"
>pls go away, the hot girl will come in 1 minute, please leave me i thougt
>'"will we go in anon"?
>omg, matrix.jpg
>what is wrong, i dont understand, did i wrote to butterface?
>fuck, "yeah, let go in"
>we drink somethink, talk about diffrent shitty things, leave, she kiss me outside, ok byebye

the problem was, girl As name is Anon weichselbraun, girl Bs name is also anon, and last name weichselstaun.
but i never realized i had the number of girl a instead of girl b.

>>737701093

part 2/2:

>some weeks later she still want to fuck
>i took her home after disco because, fuck, why not, i am horny
>fucked her about 3 diffrent nights but dont want to have more
>she was angry, she want more, doenst matter, i dont want to

>some months later she come to me in her disco
>wow, she really want to talk to me again after she was angry for a long time
>i still dont want to talk to her
>pls anon, i am so horny, i need your penis
>after disco-ending i was drunken enough for her, so ok, come to me, let go
>went home, make her naked, peferct big tits for her small body as always
>hey ho, lets go
>i want to start fucking this bitch
>she: "hahaha, you thought, you can fuck me whenever you want, but now you wont get me!!!!" and stopped fucking
>omg, whats wrong with her, she is a psycho-bitch
>"fuck me or leave" i said
>she "no no no, you want get this" and showed her naked body
>i started get angry, took her clothes and other things, got outside of the house, pulled it away, come back in, took her, opend door again, throw her out completly naked, closed door

fucked her half a year later again, but was always afraid she will be a psycho-bitch again

>>737700833
>>737701000
I don't have steam and don't feel secure enough about using my debit card online randomly like that, sorry bros. Come to Pittsburgh on a Saturday and I'll take you out for the time of your lives

>>737701000
Forgot to respond to your second point. I told my mom and sister about the college girl (yeah I was that serious with her), and they both thought I should go through with the divorce as well. They both said how I talk about her leaves no doubt that I should be with her

a girl who friendzoned me for years in highschool invited me out to a bar. I made sure she got super drunk and brought her home, she was stumbling around and didn't seem to know what was going on. I basically carried her into her bedroom and stripped her naked to "help her into her pajamas".

You can probably guess what happened next but...I fucked her. I thought she was passed out but after I was done she curled up and started sobbing. I let myself out and waited at home for the police. She ended up claiming she remembered nothing and thanked me for making sure she got home OK, but we stopped hanging out pretty soon after this.

>>737701180
use paypal you gaylord

>>737701365
>gaylord

I don't have to do a fucking thing, do I bub?

>>737701180
>having the time of your life in Pittsburgh

I don't think this is actually possible, anon

>>737701143
>>737701093
Did you just come back from the Disco you seem drunk writing this?>>737701180
>>737701299
What's stopping you anon? Plus if your as rich as you said your old wife take you back maybe, idk all I'm saying is all the right things are there your just not ready to take it and if you do make sure you cheating doesn't get out say you met her like a month later, also you fag you said you played video games with her tf you playing on an atari

>>737698940
You are an incredibly lucky person to have someone like that

>>737701318
Persae you where drunk aswell, what's the problem?

>>737701318
That's rape, anon.

>>737701457
can't and won't are two different things. gaylord

>>737701486
Me
>>737701457
To be fair anon has a point now I know why you started cheating

>>737701538
I only had one drink, I said I wasn't feeling well so stuck to soda/water for the rest of the night

>>737701555
I'm well aware and knew it was at the time, hence why I was expecting the police to kick my door in any minute after I got home

I think I broke up with my HS sweetheart about 4 times at least just being on the hook with "the one" who never gave me the time of day. Shakespearean really

>>737699576
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>737701180
Pittsburgh... Redhead... Anon, are you talking about a girl named Sarah? Also I'd love to go to Pennsylvania
>>737698940
is me and I really wanna go back to pennsylvania

Choked

Told a girl to kill herself because she kept on about how much she wanted to die and so I told her to get herself gone already. She ultimately did and I felt like I'd done a good deed indeed. One less miserable person in the world. She no longer suffers and I needn't hear of her deathwish anymore. Everybody won. Love won.

>>737701603
You did a good job anon. She knows but most bitches don't want to deal with it all

You got off scott free youre a credit to all friendzoners

>>737701603
Damn anon sounds to me your a pussy, >>737701538
Also same anon from here and
>>737701486
Here,
I would had a gun ready and everything and you really couldn't think of playing it off as you were drunk?I'm guessing y'all still don't talk but pretty sweet she played it off prob liked it idk

>>737701603
Don't do it again, man.

I was raped once, well kind of. My ex got drunk as fuck, and got horny. She told me to fuck her. I didn't want to, but she was going to make a scene if i didn't(i live with my parents, and she was being pretty loud with the"fuck me"s) the next morning she didn't remember anything, but her vagina was hurting. I actually couldn't sleep that night. I felt like i had some something really bad, but over time i realized that she got drunk, and raped me.

Still, i would be cautious fucking with drunk girls ever again. It's not a nice feeling.

>>737701827
Kek good one anon, how they not pull a fast one on you and get you arrested?
Also if you didn't care why didn't you blatantly just tell her to fuck off?

>>737701486
Lol I play on a ps4 dude, for like maybe three hours a week. It's not my life. I don't have steam, that's for sure

I told my school guidance counselor when I was around 13 that my mom has been sexually abusing me since I was 8. I went into extensive detail about what she did and what she made me do to her.

None of it ever happened though. I eventually admitted it after a LOT of police interrogations she had to go through, but by then her reputation was trashed and she lost her job.

She claims she has forgiven me but I don't know why. I've told her (and the police at the time) a thousand times that I have no idea why I did it, I just felt compelled to at the time. Like I was sitting there and the thought of "you should make up a story and see how many people you can convince it's real" and went with it.

>>737701759
No man lol, she's not from here

>>737702037
Okay well excuse me, just wondering what you do as a job and if you workout? Any tips for an 8 incher

>>737702115
Huh fuck. Well either way, anon. Someday I'll take you up on that offer.

>>7376964
> Be me a male (no crazy shit there)and a highschooler
>Bi and have dated bout 32 women lost count after that
>End up fucking whiny bitchboy named Joey 5 times
> I come out as gay
>He (though he originally asked to fuck) spreads the word that I urged him on to fuck
>In the end I got more popular and he got picked on
>Am I sorry? Not at fucking all I got laid and lost my virginity my freshman year.
>Also word of advice two bottoms doesn't turn out well in bed

>>737702170
I own a construction and restoration business, and yes I work out when I can. Advice on and eight incher I can't help you with bro haha

>>737700675
why skeleton

>>737702227
What?

>>737701457
Not the anon you replied to but Pittsburgh is awesome

>>737702343
Yep. It was essentially a pure shitnado

>>737701180
weird he says time of your lives
when really he means time for your deaths as he plans to harvest your organs

>>737702280
Damn well either way I have to say it, you cuck I need moneyz and also i wish you luck with your girl problem dude, just go with what your sound with, I wouldn't want to live my life thinking what if

>>737702352
i'm from there originally so I was being a little facetious. It's an OK enough place and has the best sports culture in the country IMHO but the winters and the shitty road condition gets old pretty fast. I like florida a lot more overall and am glad I moved

>>737702077
The same thing happened to me anon,almost exactly besides the fact that mone was over domestic abuse

>>737702478
I only pulled back at the last minute because it was starting to look like she'd really get arrested and sent to prison and I'd have to move to another state to live with my grandparents (dad was dead so couldn't go to him). I guess I thought it would just be a "prank" or whatever, not something that would have real consequences.

>>737702291
What are you even talking about?

>>737702395
Yeah man you nailed it. I came on /b and offered a most likely fictitious scenario about partying with fellow anons with the hopes of murdering them

>>737702435
You live in America, bud. If I can make it with a kid at 18 and a high school degree, you definitely can. :)

>>737702470
Sports are great here for sure. It has a decent party atmosphere too. Nothing like overseas though lol

>>737702677
Exactly why would some construction worker want to party with me unless he wants my organs

>>737702814
every time I think of a bad thing about my time in pittsburgh I stop and think "well, at least it's not cleveland". Putting it in perspective like that makes it seem a lot nicer.

>>737702738
Fuck you the world runs on luck and you know it, hard work doesn't always pay off unless fitness and I'm half black so there goes the dream

>>737702827
i think it's more likely that he wants to insert an "organ" of his into you, not remove any of yours.

>>737702933
>>737702905
Kek

>>737700074
no kidding, retard
>called everyone and everything retarded
>when you were the retard all along

>>737702827
If you read the thread, it was a way of apology for refusing to buy them games, fag

>>737703169
Hey leave the slow anon alone he just tried to contribute unlike this 'organ haversting cuck
>>737703238
?

>>737702905
>unless fitness
The fuck?

It doesn't run on luck. Literally all you have to work hard and give a fuck. Oh yeah, and quitting the whole victim and self pity bullshit goes a long way too

>>737701486

no, its an old story some years ago! i am from europe! my english is not the best. sry

>>737703360
Never said anything about being victimized you cuck, the world truly runs on luck and your chances, yes your chances are higher with practice and dedication to your work but there are thousands of examples of people doing hard work and getting nothing from it

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Why are all the rapists and drunkards in this thread typing with a 3rd grade writing skills?

Jesus, this shit makes me feel less guilty about medicaid being cut for the poor.

>>737702077
Attention seeking faggot, holy shit. If I was innocent before I'd be in jail for shooting you point blank in the head as you slept.

>>737703523
Kek yeah fr no clue why y'all would even think of doing that, I hope your parents gave you a good ass whooping

>>737703438
>cuck

Yeah... I'm sure you're doing all you can to make it in life, big guy

>>737697038
I can kinda relate to this, also my ex has a dude now.

>>737696456
Not greentexting

My friend started dating my other friend and I always thought she was hot so I stole her nudes from his phone

>be me, 21 years old
>dating girl for a while
>get tired of her shit and break up with her one night
>she has panic attack
>won't leave my apartment
>I have to work the next day so I just let her kind of freak out in the corner
>go to bed
>wake up couple hours later to her crawling into bed with me
>"anon just use me, just fuck me up completely, just do whatever you want"
>my hatred of her overcomes my disgust at her begging
>turn her over and shove her face into the pillows
>hate fuck the living shit out of her
>fuck her pussy as hard as I can
>then fuck her ass as hard as I can (she'd never done anal)
>pull out, pull her up by her hair and make her suck my cock
>cum all over her face
>bask in the afterglow
>now she just seems even more pathetic and disgusting to me
>tell her to get dressed
>kick her out of my apartment
>cum still on her face

Not usually misogynistic at all, that was my only episode like this. She was batshit and had been pissing me off for weeks, pulling a lot of really stupid shit, so when she offered I let her have it.

Meh, no real regrets

Still puzzled at the sheer stupidity in this thread...til I realized
>112 posts
>35 posters

Christ Jesus. The cancer that is killing /b/

I have a younger cousin and we got alone very well, until she turn into a slit in HS. I stop dealing and talking to her. One day she came to my house and was crying that's she was sorry and for me to forgive her, that she would do anything. I was mad at her idk why I just started slapping and hitting her. Draging her thur the floor, I pull off her clothes and rip off her underwear. I drag her by her hair to the bathroom and threw her in the tub and open the cold water. As she was crying, I tell her her you want to be a slut i will treat you like a slut. I walk away and haven't talk to her since.

>>737703605
Thinking everyone has the same advantages in the world no matter how hard they work, how naive

>>737703725
Pics of her?

>>737703803
What's an image board used for?

>>737703816
I bet you're arab.

>>737701180
>>737701457
confirmed, I live here too. you can have some fun on weekends in east carson, other than that this place and its burbs blow

>>737704134
How did I miss that one kek

>>737704134
No Hispanic

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>>737699430
This. Is. Priceless.

>>737699660
Lmao that's clever. I should call all my exs and tell them