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who wants to watch me kill myself itt

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who wants to watch me kill myself itt
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dont do it
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>>737696107
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>>737696107
Not me OP. there's always another way.
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>>737696107
Who wants to watch me take my dick out of this
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hurry up---i don't have the whole day
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>>737696107
Everyone does. Die, faggot.
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>>737696281
I do
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>>737696107

Don't do it
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>>737696107
nice pasta this pic is posted everyday on /b/
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I find u cute.

>inb4 yes, gayanon
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>>737696107
Second day in a row with the same picture
2/10 for effort
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>>737696107
Don't do it, bud.
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>>737696107
> "Romans, hol up! Anon is on 4chan crying about being lonely and i have to cheer him up. Continue tomorrow same time?"
> Myyes excellet, Cheri'o then mates!
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>>737696107
It's not worth it man. I've almost killed myself twice and every time I thought about all of the things that I could easily make better tin my life. I did those things and although I still get hit with pretty bad depression now and again I push through, look around me, and realize that I am better off here on earth
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>>737696107
> "Let it be known - a world with no girlfriend is not worth living in. That is why i bore my cross"
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You post this thread everyday you cunt
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>>737696107

Stale pasta.
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its ridicilous anon. i mean its silly, bizarre, strange and absurd. the whole thing... if you are crying about anything in life you are a fool, figure it out
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the real question is: who gonna feed the cat?
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>>737697057
how did you know i have a cat
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>>737697899
Because you're pathetic, of course you have a cap.
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>>737698200
>Cat
Aww shit, maybe I should kill myself too.
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>>737696523
Try second year posting on and off his ugly fucking faggot face. OP is such a faggot he is one of the most pathetic on b/.

>>737696107
I don't even wanna watch, i don't want anything to do with you. Please off yourself and stfu forever you waste of a human being.
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>>737696107
Jeez, is there anything anytime can say that'll convince this dude to not be so depressed?
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>>737696107
Please DON'T, promise me that tonight you will go to bed and sleep, nd in hte morning check in at a hosptial requesting to see a psychologists. TRUST ME their miracle workers them can HELP YOU, you just HAVE TO TRY.
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maybe theres no interest because no one thinks it's real

i'm so fucking ready to die
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you know im just curious as to how you will post it
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>>737700389
Dude, it's not worth it. honestly, it's pointless as shit...
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>>737700389
Tell me about yourself, I'm curious about what your everyday life and your situation at home is like. What's your name?
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>>737700257
Yeah lets spend some public money on some attention whore.

>>737700389
Maybe its because you cry suicide every fucking day but never go through with it you fucking coward? No one cares what you do with your shit life, if you really want to kill yourself, do it, you have no reason not to.
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>>737700008
if a girl said she loved me genuinely

so in these threads, no. irl no as well, no girl would ever care. and she couldn't say that until she knew me for a long time and we did stuff.so nah it's never fucking happening
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>>737700389
I dont believe you, prove me wrong.
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>>737696107
stream it somewhere and get it over with. at least you'll entertain us
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>>737700662
Thanks for letting me know, now answer my other post
>>737700478
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if he streams it i want the link!
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If you really want to kill yourself, at least do something crazy before, also, if you have a gun use it to make the death quick and painless
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This is now a log thread.
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>>737700839
>like hanging isn't the easiest
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>>737696107
I do
Say hi to moot.
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>>737700389
Stream it or get the fuck out
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>>737700868
Not often that Andy's arrival in a thread is a good thing.
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>>737700912
That could be a good second option just in case he doesn't have a gun
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>>737700478
i work. nothing much else. situation at home is fucking garbage. not telling you my name until the very end.
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don't do it man <3
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Do a flip faggot
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Don't do it unless you are in absolute shambles
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>>737700975
if you do it right you're gonna break your neck so it's also fast
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>>737700919
this
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>>737700976
Just fucking do it again, you post every other fucking day. Go and do it and stop begging for attention you useless cunt
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>>737700976
Why is your situation at home garbage, who do you live with?
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>>737700777
checked
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why don't u have a sim card?
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Don't do it anon.
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>>737700389
If you unironically want to die, find the prettiest girl you can find, rape her, THEN kill yourself.
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>>737701357
^^^
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>>737700777
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Not worth it... If real emotions and happiness is what you are looking for, then you're taking the wrong detour. Keep driving ahead, you'll soon find a good spot to park and enjoy the view.
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>>737696107
wELfARE LeECH
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where do i stream it
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you selfish asshole
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>>737701572
I nEveR GoT A GoVERNmeNT HanDOUT iN My LifE
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>>737701645
dont do it rape a girl
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Do it you fucking faggot
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where am i streaming it
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don't do it bro not worth
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>>737701848
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>>737701805
Don't do it.
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>>737701805
idk, youtube?
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>>737701848
faggot
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DO IT FAGGOT
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>>737701848
faggot
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>>737701805

Should probably not do it friendo. Go to an emergency room. They have jelly in psych wards. You'll feel better, it'll be lit.

In all seriousness don't do it mate. Talk to the thread, what problems have you got that aren't solvable?
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fuck it i'm going to just start my car in my garage
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Do it and stream it faggot
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>>737701931
fuck off, this faggot should off himself
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As a person who has studied an intro to psychology at universty, please reconsider. If you have not visted a psychologist PLEASE do so friend. If you already have, then be persistent and find another worthwile one. If there is ONE thing to be persistent about to improve its your LIFE, its the only one youl have PLEASE FRIEND CHOOSE LIFE, YOU ARE BRAVE ENOUGH, DONT LISTEN TO THESE OTHER MANCHILD RETARDS
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>>737700389

Well don't hang around, get on with it.

I have some mercury nitrate II if you wona use that?
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>>737701962
close the windows and dors
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>>737701962
Are your parents home?
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>>737701805
Stop this shit you ass hole dont take your own life fuck these bastards dont listen to them!
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Oh shit imma bout to be on youtube HI YOUTUBE
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>>737701962
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>>737696107
Nice copypasta faggot
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>>737702023
ofc
>>737702024
yeah but they dgaf
>>737702032
i want to be dead so f ucking bad
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What is the ambiulance number in your country
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>>737702094
Then why are you still here? Go die.
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please don't do it friend, don't listen to these cunts!!!
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Suicide is a permanent fix to a temporary problem. Call on God to show you a better way to deal with your issue. These hard times make you stronger believe it or not. They're tests of your resiliency. Once you come out on the other side of your problem you'll feel great relief. Then, you'll feel stupid for ever wanting to end your life over it. Then ,comes victory for having survived. Besides, it's selfish as hell to your parents, siblings and anyone that considers you a friend.
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>>737701962
Lel send another pic of yourself and ill be 10% convinced your real
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>>737702094
Are you going to do it already?
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If your gonna do it do it live
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>>737702094
why not cut your throat?
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>>737702151
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If some in this thread belongs to your same state or nearby town, they can call an ambulance for you, please mate don't off your self
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its going to be ok OP
please dont
ill talk you through it on skype or whatever if you need it
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>>737702204
fuck off
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>>737696107

Getting off 4chan is a good first step to regaining some actual hope, this place is negative as fuck and fun if you're in a good place and can laugh at it all but this shit will make you lose hope in humanity quick as fuck and make everything seem pointless. Shit always gets better eventually. Some simple steps:

1. Figure out exactly why you're mad at life, and make small changes to fix it. Like if you're worried about your weight or something buy some dumbbells from walmart, preferably the adjustable ones, and just knock out reps in the privacy of your own home. A set or two everytime you use the pisser is a good way to start.

2. Get some sun, or at least vitamin D supplements. Being on here probably means you dont get out enough, fucking none of us do, and vitamin D deficiency can make you depressed as fuck.

3. Hardest part, but talk to people. Catch up with old friends, you may think that they don't give a shit but you'd be surprised. Doesnt even have to be about this, just a "hey how've you been?" can help bring back social confidence.

Baby steps, we've all been there. You don't wanna be the guy who offs himself on stream for everyone including your family to see. Or if you don't have any family just the public in general, that shit is rough. I've been where you are and I'm sure all the people on here shitposting have been too. I don't think you want to die, you just want the pain to stop.
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>>737702094
are you gonna start the stream you faggot
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>>737702151
>God
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>>737702151
Then you die... Old and alone and being abused by younger people who hate you, but get paid to do it.

Just fuckin' hurry up already OP, ignor these cunts.
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did he do it
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>>737702250
Shut up faggot
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waiting for you to start the stream op
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>>737702250
you're on /b/.
It's over
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Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be dead? I did, and it fucked terrified me. I used to be suicidal until I realized that any life is better than not living at all. Death is so empty that we can't even comprehend it, I can't even explain it, no one can.
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What streaming app you going to use fucktard
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>>737702316
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>>737702094
No! Fuck you ass hole. I want to be dead too every day I wake up I sigh and filled with dissappointment I say "great, another fucking day".
Dude do not do it, nothing wrong with wanting to do it bu just Dont. Give me a shot to talk to you!
I'll free up some time for you.
Shit I was here for some porn and I saw your shit entertainig these bastards.
Just stfu, sit tight, connect with me!
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this is my last post i guess

thanks for the memes

thanks for everything

sorry i wasted everyone's time

sorry i didn't do it earlier

at least you never have to see my worthless ass again

goodbye.
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>>737702289
is OP a not a faggot?
is the pope Catholic?
does a bear shit in the Hilton?
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>>737702316
still waiting for another pic
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oshit bois
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I have an erection although it has little to do with this thread.
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>>737702373
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM IT FAGGOT!
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>>737702373
You better not pussy out faggot
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I hear this girl is single now. Why don't you see if she will go out with you. I am guessing you are exactly her type.
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>>737702373
Fag puff thats the same pic only far away
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what a waste of time..
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Watch our asses be on tv
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>>737702353
It's eternal sleep. Do you remember your life before you were born? It's like that, non-existence.. there is nothing to fear.
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>>737702094
Hey asshole I emailed you and gave you a timestamp and you never got back to me
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>>737702373
Dude, just eat less and run.
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>>737702373
OH FCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Where do you live op?
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>>737702373
PLEASE TALK TO ME, DONT BE RASH, YOUR PROBLEMS CAN BE WORKED THROUGH
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>>737702447
I actually checked them out and they're from different angles
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>>737702373
If only our women were more attractive, this guy would probably still be alive. I went out for a bike ride today, one out of every chick I saw was fat and unfuckably disgusting.
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well fuck this is boring i'm out
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>>737702353
>it fucked terrified me
Please describe this physical action.
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faggot op dead
just get out and let this die
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STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>737700389
Why give up? Why give in? Why just not go all the way until the end?
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>>737702373
): let's just see if this guy ever posts here again. Hopefully he'll get some help and get the fuck out of /b/, he'll be better off any of us
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/niceshoesdude who is this
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>>737702533
really? well in that case, hi mom I'm on the news
mega nigger strikes again y'all
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>>737702685
KEK
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OP please post so we know your are ok, dont make the worst and last decesion of your life, anything else is preferable
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>>737702373
OP STOP you ass hole!
I know a girl who would die for you. Just hang on. 99 problems plus a bitch who is one
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>>737702665
>>737702727
He's probably okay. He threatened this like a month or so ago and came back. I'm gonna email him.
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Did we do it /b/ ??
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Can we say that op is getting "jewed"?
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Don't do it
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>>737702373

What's the major issue? I've seen dudes who look way worse than you pull 8s and above because chicks like some cuddle weight. Maybe shave or trim up the beard, or fuck go wild and grow that shit out, it would probably work with your face structure well.
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>>737702373
stream it faggot. if nowhere else then on youtube
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>>737702373
Try this first: go run at a steady pace for 30 min & run back. I bet by the time you're home, you'll feel great & ready for bed (after a shower). Good luck.
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>>737702739
the fuck you talkn bout
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you are so weak.giving up that easy.you should fight for it.at least wait for your time cuz you live only once.
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>>737702535
this guy gets it

TOO THICC
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While were at it FUCK ME PAPI AGH YEA MORE PAPI MORE
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>>73770278
Thank you, do you know if he has ever seen a psychologist ? If not please reconmend it to him their not all quacks, most are amazing and could most likely help him
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>>737702535
>one out of every
You mean every single

wtf is wrong with people itt, they can't type, say or do anything right.
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>>737702785
email?
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I hope OP is alive and finally gets some fucking help.
It pisses me off because he's not hideous, he's not deathly ill, hes not homeless and yet he still has convinced himself he's homeless.. or he just really enjoys these threads
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WE SAVED HIM YAY GOOD JOB EVERYONE WE DID IT AS A TEAM HORRAH
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>>737702967
I have a burner email of his I've messaged him on. I think he stopped responding to me because when I said I was female he thought I was attractive kek
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>>737703018
Still wanted to see him kill himself
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>>737702979
Fake OP isnotrael.
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we did it /b/ros
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>>737703048
Yia boi
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what's up with all these fucking normies wanting FAGGOT OP to live
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>>737700389
>>737701805
>>737701962
>>737702373
I'm curious about the books behind him. Op if you're here show me your books
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>>737703065
He showed a time stamp. It usually is him, believe it or not
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>>737703024
hey its me ur depressed anon
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>>737700389
If you're gonna be a dumbass and kill yourself. Let your final thoughts (current and final) realize that you are doing this to yourself. Sometimes people are up shit creek, it happens. Get the fuck over it. I don't have to know your story to tell you there are millions of people in all parts of the world who have it way worse than you, yet here they are living their lives while youre over here making a shitty post on the surface of the garbage of the internet.If you wanna be a faggot pussy who took the easy way out, go right ahead. As a matter of fact, stream it please so at least we get an epic thread out of this. But once you do it, you can't go back. This is all your decision. If you ask me, I'd say shut the fuck up and go to sleep. When you wake up, go do something with your life and quit being a fucking cry baby. Faggot.
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>>737702823
Imma PPPPIIIIAMMMPP
I fix bitches just for sports and even OP looks better than me.
If this ass hole cant find a girl and thats the main reason he wants to off himself, I'll help him fix that. Instead of pushing him to do something he might not realy want to do!
Thats the fuck im talkin bout.
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>>737703048
Your a cunt, i hope you get knee caped. Maybe then you might learn what empathy is.
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>>737703018
he's dead in the garage
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>>737703117
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>>737703024
post it
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Hello news :)
I want to thank my parents and my family for this chance! Without them I wouldnt be here and surf the 4chanz.
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>>737703188
FUCKING NORMIE
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>>737703130
ur a harsh cunt aint ye
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>>737703188
guck off back to plebbit
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>>737703207
i got stur
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>>737703244
Am I wrong? No-one is making his dumbass do anything. He could just... y know, NOT kill himself. He's being retarded.
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>>737703130
Die
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>>737702811
guys got no self esteem and the work to develop it seems too hard for him. also says his parents dont give a fuck. now he's hung up that spiraling addiction for sympathy.

basically he's milking 4chan as his last fix for sympathy and now that its dry he's going to kill himself. there's nothing we can do. there's nothing we could have done. we just get to watch a guy throw himself away.

fucked up
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>>737703228
I don't really want him to doxx me back if he is still here.. besides im hoping he responds again. Like I said he's done this before and came back. Sadboi OP will live to ignore our good advice another day
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Im out!
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>>737703362
Still want him to die
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>>737703188
kill yourself faggot. He was posting every other day being a fucking faggot with no balls begging for attention. Everyone was encouraging him and trying to help him to actually make a change on his life yet he didn't want to do anything but cry because his life is so "bad". I really hope he actually fucking killed himself, fucking faggot.
A fucking waste of dubs
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>>737696107
FINALLY, PLEASE DO IT YOU'RE SUCH AN ANNOYING FAGGOT
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If you're still there don't do it man
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>>737703362
maybe we can push him to do it. just help us
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>>737703335
>>737703130
Samefag here. I'm bored and I'm gonna go to bed. OP, get a grip. Stop being a faggot and just be the faggot that doesn't deliver. Hope you get better stupid ass. Here's a rare pepe as a reward for baiting.
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>>737703335
do you understand his circumstances?

I can think of at least a dozen off hand reasons why I'd want to die including vegetable state/unable to work/provide/alien abduction/random evisceration/ass cancer/etc

life sucks sometimes
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Pull yourself together man and don't you ever make stupid threads like this again.
Also never make any important decisions in feelings of euphoria or when you're feeling down.
Don't let someone's opinion of you become your reality.
You have to tell yourself that you're great and you have to believe it. If you can say it and don't believe it it doesn't matter. So just go out there and shine.
Don't listen to these assholes. They just want something to talk about when they go back to school. Fuck 'em.
Don't put your life decisions in the hands of chronic wankers and gaylords on the internet waste bin that is 4chan.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, use this to become the very best you you can ever be.
Don't be just another brick in the wall. If today you kill yourself tomorrow nobody will remember you. You only have on shot at life on this planet. Make it count you faggot! And if you won't do it for yourself do it for us. Join the military and make a difference in making the world a better place and protect freedom for the weak.

Just don't kill yourself is what I'm saying, that would be so forever beta.
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>>737703546
I hope ass cancer is a real thing
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>>737703516
>>737703439
I was right there with you like a month ago but something is keeping this fucker here so he's not completely beyond hope. It'd be hard to doxx him but I'd do it just to get him proper mental care
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>>737696107
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>>737703546
I wish he would tell us more. I'm the guy who kept asking questions about his life. he didn't answer much. Apparently his parents don't care and his life at home sucks so there's that
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>>737696107
shave and haircut and you would be decent looking guy.
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Anyone have his email? Maybe I'll message him tomorrow
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OP is actually perfectly mentally healthy and does this to troll moralfags
This is my only explanation
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>>737703588
didnt read this shit
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OP IS A GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>737703362
Well you might be right but wtf are you babbling about "good advice".
It's for 90% "kill yourself" and "do it".

This guy, like many more, just want a girlfriend. Period. A second half, a soal mate to do stuff with and maybe start a new life.
Now.
You can say whatever you want but 9 out of 10 will quit doing this kind of shit and quit having these thoughts the second they find a girl!
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>>737703624
fb fap thread go.
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>>737703588
reminder that you're the cancer of this site if you don't make fun of everything. you're a normie and detrimental to the 4chan society
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>>737703760
cancer
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>>737701805
just go get steroids and juice up like crazy. then you can off yourself.
Hope this helps... /fit/
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>>737703673

[email protected]
If he wants to die either way he shouldnt care about having his alt email posted

>>737703759
Sorry you missed the 20 threads before this one where people offered him money for mental health services, told him the downfalls of seeking companionship before self care, told him he was actually above average looking and just needed to take care of himself etc.
Being depressed about having no girlfriend is just self pity if you aren't trying to improve yourself in other ways
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Whats up guys faggot op here
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>>737703096
sorry your dad stuck his dick in your ass
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>>737703763
I've probably been here longer than you have. You can't even type a decent sentence so fuck you!
Go suck on some ISIS cock or fap to cuck and trap threads you degenerate. Acting like this is 4chan. People like you are the ones I hate coming here for during the summer. /b/ used to be great, now it's just full of wannabe edgy teenagers who wear mommy's thongs and talk trash.
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>>737703965
Hey op, what are those books behind you?
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listen to red army choir they are always remind me to stay strong and fight with ur problems
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>>737704064
All of weeb shit
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>>737704095
Seconding this, in addition
>>737704114
Read some marxist literature
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>>737703588
Kek look at this faggit right here.
Yeah right you are 100% right!
Let him just join the military and give him access to guns and what not and maybe put him in charge of some nuckes.
What r u stupid?
Two days of a cptn shouting at him and he will take the whole barracks down with him!

OP read his post but please ignore the POOP HE ATE about joining military.
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>>737704056
/b/ was never good.
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>>737700919
/thread
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>>737704233
/b/ is my home
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>>737704187
>the whole barracks
only because you guys can't shoot for shit
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>>737704056
doubt it. you probably came here during the fappening and stayed for the fb fap threads. go to plebbit if you don't like fags killing themself
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Do a flip faggit.
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>>737704146
Marxism is cancer
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>>737704332
Will do faggot
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>>737704355
That better not be u op
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>>737704400
It isnt op
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helo i am sad wat do i do
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>>737704451
doesn't change the truth
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>>737704493
Suicide
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>>737704493
Make art
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>>737704493
off yourself
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>>737704535
No suicide is the perfect answer
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>>737703899
Srsly all this shit is true?
Then why he still wanna kill himself.
If this is the case then he will: 1.do it eventually or 2.be just fucking around and laughing his ass off or 3.keep doing this shit and post untill he gets tired of it/finds something new/rapes a girl/hurt someone
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i know information about him.
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>>737704623
IS HE MEXICAN
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>>737704582
Hoping to find a faggot rapes a girl on the news
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>>737704582
fucking normies being fucking retarded. off yourself
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>>737704623
Whats his address
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>>737704673
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>>737704287
Heeeeeeey wait a second...that sounds like generalization! And kinda racist and prejudice.

What do you mean by "you guys" ?
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>>737704493
Laugh at your sadness!!!!!! It works.
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>>737704749
you and your whole country
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>>737704740
What i want to know where he lives
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>>737704749
you and the guys with you aren't a race
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>>737704582
Who knows man. All I know is that I offered him my private phone number and my undivided attention and he stopped responding to the emails and never messaged me. At that point I can only assume he was interested because he thought he was about to start some online romance with an empathetic qtpie lurker
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>>737696107
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>>737704865
You do good succ?
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fake n gay
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hello i am sad/depressed life is so cold and heavy i feel stupid whenever happy feelings creep up so i reject them cuz i cant trust it im 24 im socially retarded and rly hopeless i wana kms but i cant do that to my mother if i was a drifter it would be easier idk wat to do
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>>737704865
You are a girl?
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>>737704712
Allright if you insist.
I'm on the way to kill myself now.
Goodbye.
See you soon.
I'm going now.
Leaving to kill myself.
Just as you recommend it.
OK.
Let's do this.
Going away anytime now.
To find out how to do it.
All right.
I'm going now.
In a few seconds.
Im thuper therial!
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>>737704983
Fuck off and die you do wat
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>>737704865
Being a female gives you no power unless you send nudes
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>>737704956
I can drain a man's soul out through his testicles but that means nothing here.
>>737704984
I invoke the 5th
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>>737704863
But we are in a race. I drive my GTA mustang.
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>>737704865
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>737705057
>driving
laff
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>>737705029
Im aware. I only wanted to offer him my friendship and made no implications otherwise. I'm sure I could've cheered him up with nudes but that wasn't my intention.
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>>737704983
Please talk with your family about how you feel, also please vist a psychologist, they can help i promise.
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>>737705074
WE WANT NUDES AND WE WANT IT KNOW AM I RIGHT BROTHER
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>>737705047
tits or gtfo
and timestamp
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>>737705074
Im gonna GTFO then and go back to being another faceless anon
Hope OP is finally at peace or at least stops posting.
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>>737704865
Well you did all you could think of.
Thnxx for your respawn anon and what you did for him was sweet!
Thnxx 4 being you!
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>>737704928
Listen up, you little cork detergent gelpacks.

You know what the fuck you're fapping at?

That's right: a nambla National ass stuffing Champion, and two-time
arrested for jerking off in public All-American in amateur
driveway. I defacated in college with a record of only b8 blowouts.
Not only that but I hold a roast turkey in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
and chocolate pudding. I currently suck in mixed martial
arts, and will most likely be vomiting in the big leagues (UvC) if
I maintain my nastiness.

They're already calling me the next Catbox cleaner.

With my 5'4 and 380 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer butt force
and amazing virginity normally associated with wet cats twice my
size, I have no doubt in my pocket that if any of you four wheele
drive Volvos faced me 10-on-one, you would be on the porkchops
before you fucking found the gravy.
I could lick the fucking shit out of all of your huge asses.
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>>737705110
Yeah I love me too
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>>737705026
>Fuck off and die you do wat
Priceless.
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>>737703965
There can only be one faggot op and thats me FAGGOT OP
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Fake and gay. He's probably sat with his friends and are trying to troll everyone here
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>>737704714
what's your Kik? let's talk.
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>>737705314
Are you this kid?
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>>737700389
Do it faggot! Quit being an attention whore and just do it.
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Just cry it out man
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>>737704493
I know where ths pic is from.
Jacksonville Florida, next to Willowbranch Park
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>>737696107

You are going to be sent back to this duality construct anyway man. Suicide is the spiritual equivalent of banging your head against the wall. Go to a mirror, clear your mind and ask yourself why was I sent here? Wait for the answer and follow it. Good luck dude don't forget to clean your room!
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>>737696107
Stop begging for attention you fat fuck
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>>737707780
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dont kill yourself, just think of how low of a chanse there is for YOU to be born. Is it worth throwing your life away?
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>>737707780

If thats true it means a new life and a fresh start, with no memory of the previous one. Might sound attractive to someone who's suicidal
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>>737701962
If you're asking 4chan for moral support, you might as well try texting Michelle Carter.
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sooooooooo did he do it??
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You on 4chan its either fake or real show a time stamp
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>>737708902
op is using pics from a thread a couple years ago, everyone in this thread got trolled read the board description
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>>737703497
I'm sure that happy-ass picture will cheer him up.
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hey guys its op, my car ran out of gas and im still here, not sure what to do now
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>>737696107

become an hero, phaggot
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>>737696107
Do it
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>>737696107
stream it op
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>>737704928
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>>737696107
Here's a banana
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>>737696107
Why even bother?
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>>737702151
>God
Kek
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>>737696107
Ok. Bye, Faggot.
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>>737696107
dude u aint even that ugly chill
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If y'all retards really wanted to kill yourself you'd do it without posting shit online and looking for attention.
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Has this ugly autistic cunt killed himself yet?
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>>737700389
listen up, I has been almost a year that you make threads like this and you are still here, this means that you won't do it
and if you think enough there will be always someone that care about you, someone that maybe you can't imagine
however if you are really intentioned this time, please send me something: paypal.me/4chinyo
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>>737703188
don't listen to others
all people in this thread are fucking sick
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>>737696227
what he said
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>>737700389
DON'T DO IT LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
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>>737701962
TELL US WHAT'S WRONG WE CAN STILL FIX THIS
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>>737702250
what this anon said
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>>737710171
OMG, if it's really you, then you've just broken all the records of uselessness...
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>>737702373
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>>737702373
auf wiedersehen
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>>737710995
KEK PLEASE TELL ME THIS IMAGE IS FAKE@
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