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Your midichlorian count is your roll (last number) times 1000

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Your midichlorian count is your roll (last number) times 1000
If dubs, it's the last number times 2000
If trips, it's the last number times 3000
If quads, it's the last number times 4000
If quints, it's the last number times 5000


Do you have enough to be a Jedi? Let's see how you compare against these force users.

Anakin SKywalker - 27,700
Darth Sidious - 20,500
Yoda - 17,700
Luke Skywalker - 14,500
Obi-Wan Kenobi - 13,400
Mace Windu - 12,000
Darth Maul - 12,000
Kit Fisto - 11,800
Plo Koon - 11,100
Darth Bane - 10,500
Qui-Gon Jinn - 10,000
Average Jedi - 10,000
Needed To be Considered for Training - 7,000
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>>737694745
rolling
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>>737694745
bacon
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I will be the most powerful Jedi known to exist
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>>737695197
Well fuck
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Rolling for all the marbles.
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bish assh skywalker aint got shit on mee
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Hmmm
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>>737695033
re roll
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I am revealed. AS GB
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rolling i am
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The force is with me
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>>737694745
MUH STARWARS
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Rollorino
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5353 compound dubs... so it's squared? So, 9 million?
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Fuck us for
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Rolll!!!
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Rolling for my friend
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over 9000
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>>737695466
12,000.... Most powerful Jedi so far
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Ultimate force user incoming
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Fun this is
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>>737695385
more training is must do!
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>>737694745
eh, fuck it, rolling
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Anakin dieded
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>>737694745
Roll
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>>737695522
Fuck fine I'll reroll just this once
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Now let get over 12000
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Use the force, kook
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>>737695501
Skript kiddie those obv
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Rollin for quint 0's
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>>737695237
Rerolling cause everyone else is
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>>737694745
rolling
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rolllllllll
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relling
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Use the force, kook
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>>737694745
roll
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Boom
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R0llinnn
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rollinggg
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>>737695680
You are no jedi
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Rolling for force
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Derp
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the force is with me
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Mega Jedi
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Kek is with me.
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>>737694745
>Darth Bane 10500

Nigga u wot
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>>737694745
ball sack blasto roll
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>>737695777
fak
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Rollerino
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Spoons are delicious
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>>737695777
Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midichlorian count that high
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Rawlin
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>>737695792
fighting 10000 captcha for a rick reroll
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>>737694745
lets go boyz
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Rollin through
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Spagettios
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Pyлoн
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>>737694745
Meesa jedi
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>>737694745
Jedi get
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Please look down upon me Luke and give me the force to be a Jedi like you
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>>737696034
reroll
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>>737694745
Rollin away
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I really wanna be a Jedi, rerollllllll
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Rawlin
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Rollins
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they call me jedi pete
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>>737694745
Roll
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>>737696121
Reroll
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Rollo
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>>737694745
woo hoo
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>>737696153
i'm the king of the gungan beat
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I'm master
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>>737696034
Reraaaaawl
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Rollin' for midichlorians
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>>737696193
when i swing my sabers they go vwim vwimmy boom
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Rolli polli olli
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Darth Fistfuck reporting in
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>>737696208
Like my sat scores, barely passed
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>>737694745
Rolling the dub.
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I can do this
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>>737696242
yes sir i'm jedi pete
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>>737694745
>rollthedice
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I'll roll
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>>737696296
i'm the craze on the naboo streets
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>>737694745
UNLIMITED POWER
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rollolling
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>>737696382
when i swing my light saber it goes wwom vwim zoom
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May the Force be with me!
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ooksu
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>>737696377
Got dubs instead, I'll take it
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I am already one with the force...
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rollos
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Jedi master pls
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kachow
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>>737694745
roll
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>>737694745
I already know I wont be a jedi...sigh
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R o l l
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Rawlings
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I walked the skies once...
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>>737694745
These are not the midichlorians you are looking for
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I need this
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>>737694745
*farts using the Force*
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>>737694745
My journey towards the dark side will be COMPLETE
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eym gaye *jumps down*
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>>737696999
Fuuuu**!
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Let's see
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>>737694745
the toll is a roll
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le gay
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Sup
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>>737696999
>>737696999
I AM THE SITH LACKEY
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>>737694745
Rolling for moist farming
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but i am le tired.
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I am the force.
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>>737696999
damn man
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>>737694745
Rollin
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>>737694745
rolling for the schwartz
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Why not? Rolling to beat Luke.
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>>737694745
More midichlorians than Grievous.
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>>737694745
i AM tHE cHosEN GoOn
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>>737694745
I'm a sith lord.
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>>737694745
hELP
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>>737694745
r0ll
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Pls no jedi I want to maintain a sex life
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>>737694745

“The dark side will devour those who lack the power to control it. It’s a fierce storm of emotion that annihilates anything in its path. It lays waste to the weak and unworthy. But those who are strong can ride the storm winds to unfathomable heights. They can unlock their true potential; they can sever the chains that bind them; they can dominate the world around them. Only those with the power to control the dark side can ever truly be free.”

~Darth Bane

Sounds something Jordan Peterson would say
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>>737694745
rol
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>>737694745
I am the Senate.
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>>737694745

Rollan
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>>737694745

Seth Rollings
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Bow down, bitches
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>>737694745
So what you're saying is, Star Wars has arbitrary anime power level bullshit too?
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master
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>>737694745
Rollin
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>>737694745
I'm gonna fuck balance up
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>>737694745
>>
rowlings
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>>737694745
Meh
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>>737699999
FUCK YEAH CUNTS
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rolll
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Rollerino
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>>737699999
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>>737694745
Roll nigga
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>>737699999
Teach me, master
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>>737700220
O shit nvm. I can't be a Jedi.
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blammo
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>>737700220
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Im ready to ascend this worldly body
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this is how i meme magic?
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Let me reroll
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testing
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Master of the Force up in this bitch.
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>>737694745
let's try
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>>737694745
No jedi.
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Rollll
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>>737700600
OFF BY GODDAMN ONE.
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Rolling.
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Rollll
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gang gang rolly polly
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(OP) 13 yr old kek = 0
35 yr. old obiwan biologist = 40,000
This is the real midi.....
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>>737694745
Rawwwling
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>>737694745
Lol, where's Darth Revan or Malak? Faggot

Also, rolling
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PS: Lucas flunked college bio...
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>>737694745
Crack is bad
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>>737694745
roll
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Rollum
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rull
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may the roll be with you
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>>737699999
bless kek
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>>737694745
I'll never be a Jedi. Rolling for a fucking zero.
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>>737694745
Bring it on!
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>>737701304
fml, another Jedi normie. :(
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>>737694745
Rolling baby
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>>737694745
roollllerino
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>>737701460
oh
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Midichlor me baby
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>>737699999
45,000 jedi master
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>>737694745
Rollage
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>>737694745
roll
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>>737694745
who need midi-chlorians when you can have maxi-chlorians,
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>>737697711
wwwwweeeeeeeeeelllll done
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>>737694745
rollam
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>>737694745
rull
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>>737696999
Git gud.
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>>737694745
Roll
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fuck anakin
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>>737699999
45000.
Holy fuck.
Allah Akbar!!!!Allah Akbar!!!!

Allah Akbar!!!!

Allah Akbar!!!!Allah Akbar!!!!Allah Akbar!!!!
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ROLLLLLLLLL
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>>737694745
>"Evil Laughing Intensifies"
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>>737694745

niggur
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>>737694745
Roll

No re rolling allowed.
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>>737702141
Well, shit.
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Roll, and may the force be with us.
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rolling motherfuckers
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>>737702277
Whoa, I'm at least Luke Skywalker, or how do you count triple doubles?

Now rollo for my gf
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>>737694745
ROLL FOR THIS
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>>737694745
so shit... reroll
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>>737694745
I NEED AT LEAST 7k!
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>>737694745
Rollin
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>>737702606
so close, yet so far
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>>737694745
roll
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>>737694745
Rolling the quads
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>>737702825
Retooling
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>>737694745
Fuck it, why not?
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>>737694745
Rroooll
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>>737694745
420 get
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Ars I Jedi?
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I have the high ground
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>>737694745
rolling
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Roolll
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trillest og jungle jedi
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rolling for megachlorians
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Rollerinotandorinoeoe
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>>737699999
>
we've reached the cap i guess.
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>>737694745
Eh, tell. Ignore the reaction img. I use this for all roll threads
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rolling for.chewbacca strength NNNNNNGGGGGGRRRRAARARAARARA
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>>737695314
Weak. I am a jedi
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Rollie
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I'm gay
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>>737700697
... so you wanted "0"?
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>>737694745
i am a god amongst men
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Praise your new lord
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>>737694745
roll
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>>737705424
pitiful, this number suits me not at all
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>>737705478
barely makin it in. story of me life
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#1
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>>737705538
relling with the luck of this post

>>737699999
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>>737694745
r o l l


trips get
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>>737694745
ROL
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Rolling I guess?
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Why not
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>>737705650
That's right, midichlorians aren't real.
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Reroll niggers
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The Jedi council is corrupt anyway.
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>>737699999
Reroll off a lucky nigga
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>>737694745
Roool
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Darth rollin
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Meesa gon be jedi?
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>>737694745
Rollioni
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>>737706554
Oh come on
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>>737706520

>count = 0

No.
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>>737694745
roll
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force-choke me daddy
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Werrrrr
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Rollan
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Step aside, Sith lord coming through.
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>>737694745
Most force sensitive in thread. Roll.
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>keep
>rolling
>rolling
>rolling
>rolling
>WHAT!
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>>737694745
Why not
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>>737707030
Why.
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>>737707030
WHY?
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>>737707093
Cause. Check trips.
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Rollan
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I shall bring balance to the force
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Raw
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>>737694745
niggaaaa
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rollin
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>>737708188
Reroll
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>>737694745
Kel
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Rollin'
>>
Pls
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>>737694745

cabesa de huevo.
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>>737694745
Rollin
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why not
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>>737694745
r
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>>737708499
Did I win?
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Nope
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>>737694745
>>
>>73769474 Roll
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