Post homemade sex toys and how to make them. Also, anyone got

I've heard that one breaks easily

>>737693710
It does. It's honestly really shitty. Maybe I did it wrong or something, I dunno, but when I gave it a go it wasn't all that durable. Then again, it's made with cornstarch, so I dunno what I was expecting anyway

>>737693871
U wot

>>737693844
I made it too and it fell apart. It looked nothing like the picture either, that one looks like it would be pretty durable

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>>737693645

>>737694697
Neat. This thing isn't gonna rip my dick off, is it?
Never fucked with caulk before.

>>737695134
Its silicone your retard

>>737693645
Don't have a picture or anything, but i cam greentext how to make
Used to make them all the time
>get rubber clothes, the disposable kind, doctors/tattoo artists use them, not the kitchen/restaurant ones
>tie 2 together by each corresponding finger (ie. Thumb to thumb, index to index, so on)
>fill one with warm water, tie it closed
>repeat
>tie closed off parts together (where your wrist would go in)
>fit them into another glove, so it's tight
>put lotion, conditioner, whatever in pussy
>fuck it
>???
>profit

>>737695688
>rubber gloves

Guys, why in the hell are you going through this amount of effort when you can just buy this?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0044FQVDM

I have a video on how to make one but it's long but easy to make so make a thread in /gifs/ also for i can contribute. People can also senf how-tos on there as well.

>>737696029
Fuck you I don't wanna buy shit off the internet

>>737696029

why are any of you going through this amount of effort to ejaculate? jerk your stupid dick with your hand and be done with it.

this fucking world man, cooking corn starch in a microwave to nut.

>>737696029
Amazon be telling you "based on your recent browsing we think you might like this"

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>>737695134
>>737695280
no no no, use caulk.

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I dont know if this counts but if you stick your dick up your own ass its just like the real this

>>737696370
pretty good work doc

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>>737696301

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>>737696340
I'm gonna use caulk
Captcha is stop
Am I in for bad times?

kinda sad that you guys have to go make your own fleshlights because you can't get girlfriends

maybe it's because you stay on /b/ all day

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>>737696904
wrong i stay on /x/ all day...
bitches love /x/

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>>737696865

I know a great sex toy. You can make them at home. All you need is a partner to make a baby with. Once the baby is four years old, you kill it. Give it to an enbalmer and let them preserve it. Put a warm water bottle inside the corpse. Then you fuck the baby corpse.

>>737694697

I tried this but my peepee is stuck inside it :(

Any advice?

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>>737697150
wanna see MOAR???

>>737697226
actually no i'm good.

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>>737697307
Awesome, love the enthusiasm

>>737697226
MOAR

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>>737697451

my question ain't related to fleshlights but what's the most sanitary method of jerking off in front of your desktop?

just shooting your load on the floor is gonna leave a stink no matter how well you clean the mess.

the best method ive come up with is shooting your load into a glass of water. glass is hard to stain and it doesn't retain the smell of cum

>>737697226
kinda

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>>737697674

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Get this. The end.

>>737697597
The fuck. Just jerk it into tissues or onto your stomach, then a simple wipe. How hard is this?

>>737697597
>Not dumping your load into the family pet
Anon pls

>>737697597
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

>>737697597
Use some toilet paper to stop the shoot and clean the floor, once a week do some good cleaning in that floor spot.

>>737697851
What's he trying to accomplish here?

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>>737698095
The Burdizzo is a castration device which employs a large clamp designed to break the blood vessels leading into the testicles. Once the blood supply to the testicles is lost, testicular necrosis occurs, and the testicles shrink, soften, and eventually deteriorate completely. When the device is used, the operator crushes the spermatic cords one at a time, leaving a space in between in order to maintain an interruption of blood-flow to the scrotum.

Wikipedia
>>737697597
why not jack off out of a window?

>>737697965
How?!?!?!

>>737698304
Right before you cum push down on your taint. Don't press really hard but firmly. Jizz goes into bladder.

>>737697226
yes please

>>737697862

i like to have one hand always controlling the computer. besides...im not sure id be able to catch all the cum with tissues

>>737698077

clean the floor with what? no matter what, the smell is always there when i clean

Fuck my testicles hurt just looking at this thread

>>737698304
I wouldn't mind not having testicles just so I could trap it up easier lol
I wonder if they just rot and fall off though.

>>737698752
Clean it with toilet paper the best you can after cum, that cleans practically all. You can clean in deep with any bathroom cleaner spray and some rag or more toilett paper. Not that hard unless you cum over the carpet.

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>>737698630

>>737698790
i try

>>737698517
so... whats the whole point them
>>737698875
with thine clamp they shrink in the sack over time

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>>737698304

That nutsack looks like one of those things from the Drizzt Do'Urden books, the mindflayers.

Illithid.

>>737696301
Browse incognito and archive the order after buying it.

>>737697859
how good is this thing actually? anyone got reviews or vids of it being used?

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>>737698995
you can do better

>>737698995
>with thine clamp they shrink in the sack over time
hmmm I'd just be scared it would hurt a lot.

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>>737699001

Samefagging here. It also looks like pic related.

Wow, guys. Fuck.

Just walk in to a sex shop like you own the place, grab a cheapo $30 fap sleeve, and save yourself hours of labour and cleanup for a shitty product.

Seriously, I've had one last almost two years.

>>737699263
Fuck
Kek

>>737693645
If you have a 3D printer just print a mold and cast it with silicone.

>>737699280
or get a prepaid visa and order one

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>>737699184
>>737699184
yeah i keep most of the gems on an external and im a lazy bastard so...
on the plus side if i ever get it done, you bet your ass im webming the crap out of it

>>737698995
No cleanup, no mess just cum.

>>737699141
It's the best sex toy I've ever used. Get the hummingbird attachment some lube and go to town.

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>>737699451
dont lie, you just dont have the balls to post them

>>737699602
LITERALLY WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF DOING THIS

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>>737699602
no i mean i posted all
except
>>737699602
>>737699184
so yeah lazy

>>737699689
*fun*

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>>737699602
No

>>737699752
i was just replying for the pun

>>737699825
yes

>>737699451
I don't remember whether I was at that party.

>>737699689
It's the acme of American marriage.

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>>737699825

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>>737699689
would you prefer this?
also homemade dildo for OP

>>737700321
>>737700321
sauce

>>737697431
>>737697596
>>737697851
>>737698304
>>737699184
>>737699602
>>737699752
>>737700398
how would one procure this?

>>737700604
the vids?

>>737700587
Harrrryyyyyy
Pooootteeeeeeer