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SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!
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or dont
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Whenever i go out and public, like out to eat, shopping etc. If one of workers there is the least bit attractive i start making up these fantasies of them fucking the shit out of me and thats what i really spend the majority of my time there doing. One of the guys ive seen often at this food place i goto is just too much, nice smile tall handsome. Cant help it.
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>>737691946
just become a rapist already
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I ate my ex girlfriends cat.
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my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms cart
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>>737692295
I think you're talking to a she.
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ill let her rape me
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what should i do?
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Im the father of my gfs little brother and only her mom and i know
Fuck every other night shes only 38 im 23
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>>737692672
Let her sleep. Listen to my dubs.
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>>737692295
>>737692568
Correct
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>>737692568
lol no. this is /b/
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>>737692672
Show ass with sharpie
In it
Dont be a fag do it
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i have sex with blowup dolls in public
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I wear women's panties every so often
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>>737692672
anal
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Once got curious about sex when little so I snuck into my sister's room when she was 13 and when she was asleep I played with her tits and touched her holes
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>>737692672
Cheese grate that tattoo off. She'll thank you when she wakes up.

>>737692778
So close
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I'm kind of turned on by the idea of a really feminine trap with a tiny dick 3, maybe 4 inches, topping me. Bonus fantasy if they're a premature ejaculator or able to cum multiple times in a short period of time.

The fantasy only works if they look just like a woman but with a tiny dick though. Semi-passing traps or masculine traps do the opposite for me, they turn me off a ton.

The funny thing is I'm a fit, fairly masculine guy with an 8 inch dick.
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>>737692868

what's the worst that could happen?

>Registered sex offender for life.
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>>737693132
i only got a fine
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>>737691230
At my school I feel girls up in the hallways and I also take creepshots of them.
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>>737692868
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>>737693132
you teach preschool i assume
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>>737693347
you look like a fucking 20 year old miscarriage
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I've spent about 3 hours today trying to internet-detective up a suicidal slut from /b/ I've been talking to lately.

not sure why, just want to find out if she did it or not.
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>>737694998
The quest for knowledge is mankind's greatest attribute
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I showered with a 9yo girl a couple hours ago
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>>737693130
You are gay and haven't embraced it yet
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Cheated on my ex.
Assfucked a girl I know totally drunk after a dance competition which we participated as a team
Ps. I don't you much she liked it but damn best anal sex ever
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>>737695080
thanks anon, that's pretty inspirational and makes me feel better about kinda stalking a possible corpse
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>>737695406
you should be a detective and get paid to stalk potentially dead bitches
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>>737695162
Did you feel aroused? Any pic?
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I have sex with my aunt several times a year.
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>>737695471
I know it's pretty cringe but I do paid research pretty regularly. used to dox people online for fun because I got off on the thrill, then decided that if I'm spending 20 hours a week doing it I might as well turn that skill into cash.

Been taking on paid jobs since about 2009.
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>>737695533
a little bit, not a lot. We've done it lots of times before so it's not the 1st time ive seen her. am too pussy to post her pic, sry.
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>>737695471
I have his 1st case.
Dont care if shes dead or not.
Find out what happened.
>just bring the body back home
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>>737695631
nice
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>>737695696
When you Shower with her, have you ever asked her to touch your weiner?
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Kinda fucked up, but my fiance used to let my sister eat her out after we had sex.
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>>737695842
no, but when she was a few years younger I let her touch it a couple times, didnt make her do anything, she wanted to.
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>>737696138
And you got hard?
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>>737696041
tell me more
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>>737696138
Hace you ever touched her private parts making it look like an accident?
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>>737691230
i sometimes cum in my wife's dirty panties when she's not around
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>>737691230

Small secret, I'm unhappy with myself and it's negatively affecting my relationship.


Dating an 8/10 qt3.14 Asian and we're very much in love. Buuuuut, when she loves me most, I hate myself. I didn't talk to her today. Sent her a message at one point, but not one real word. We'll see how it turns out.


Oh, and I mollested my sister when she was 11 and I was 13. That's about it though.
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>>737691230
a year and four months ago, my dick was in my girlfriend's mother's mouth.

she's an alcoholic and gets drinks right after work all the time with coworkers. instead of having her drive home drunk (like usual) i offered to go get her. by the time we got back it was late at ngiht and the gf had gone to sleep. i helped mommy dearest up to her room, put her in bed, and she instantly passed out.

so, i figured, as recompense for me wasting my gas money; i'd stick my dick in her mouth and jack off.

came down the front of her blouse.

she never woke up

went to bed and cuddled with her daughter afterwards.
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We all shared a house together at school. Fiance is frickin insatiable so after I tapped out she would go find my sister and put the moves on her. Had no idea it was happening until after we got engaged
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>Started having sex with my friend since childhood on regular basis
>Both don't feel the need to go after anyone else anymore, feels good
>Decide to be together
>Fall in love with each other.

We basically did a reverse love story, also I kinda beat the friendzone didn't I?
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>>737696138
Act like you're gonna wash her puss and wear her as a mitten I guarantee she will love it. I will too
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>>737691230
I'm a 24 year old guy and I'm sitting at my desk in nothing but a diaper. I might go to sleep in it too. Ask me anything.
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>>737696585
what are you wearing
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>>737696585
Is this your fetish or you're Lazy and found this hack?
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>>737696264
not that i recall, one of the times i already was hard though.

>>737696316
no not really, but when she was younger I helped her wash them quite a few times but havent touched them otherwise since then
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>>737696630
A diaper. Learn to read.
>>737696657
Fetish. I also have other babyish stuff I could get out as well, such as footsy pajamas, stuffed animals, a sippy cup, and a couple of pacifiers.
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>>737696585
How old are you?
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I'm crushing on a femanon co-worker who's way younger than me
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I'm addicted to fappin on omegle and such with girls of a questionable age.
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I wanna fuck my really good friend of a decade
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>>737696789
Great question. I am approximately 24 years of age.
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I've cheated on all my gf, either if I'm happy with the relationship or not. Don't know why I do it, I just can't stop. I'm not insecure or depressed, I just go for it.

Any woman is fair game, as long s she is not a complete bike.

It's always when I'm out of town or something, never with friends in common. I don't give my number or real name, only an email that I always access on incognito mode on my laptop.

I can even do a scottish accent from my parents, that got me laid several times. Plus being employed and mildly in shape helps a lot too.

I'm not in social media so no one will ever find out, so what do I care. Been dating for a year with current gf, got cheated on by several women already.
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>>737695302
>I don't you much she liked it
What did he mean by this?
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>>737696877
interesting. are you a male or female
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>>737696912
Why, I am male of course. Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet.
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>>737697053
are you seated at your desk right now?
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>>737696818
so your secret is that youre not homosex
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> Many years ago, 16 I think
> Was betafag desperate for pussy
> Must have rolled a natural 20 on luck because got GF
> Friends warned me that GF is a nutcase
> dontcaregettingpussy.jpg
> Slam that pussy all summer, nut inside every time
> GFs level of crazy: over 9000
> Break up with GF
> Play games, get high and enjoy life
> Months pass, exGF pestering me to get back together
> Even more time pass, exGFnow obviously pregnant - claims its mine
> Fuckno.bat
> I deny it, claiming to be sterile, tell her to fuck off
> Rolled another 20 on luck, got new GF
> New GF way hotter, but as it turned out, also batshit
> See exGF pushing a pram with a baby boy. Blue eyes, blond hair.
> Still claims its mine (his blue eyes were pretty much like looking in a mirror)
> Still deny it
> Move to different city with new GF, change my name
> Eventually break up with new GF as her levels of crazy exceed 9000
> old GF still claiming her son is mine
> still deny it, but secretly know the truth
> Have family of my own now, two children - twins, blue eyes and blond hair
> Still wonder, sometimes, about how it turned out for that little boy though

tl;dr: I once knocked up a crazy chick and got away with it by claiming to be sterile and changing my name
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Growing up my next door neighbor who I hung out with a lot would come over to our basement to stay over most weekends, he was a total toy fag and when I was 12 and he was 9 he'd bring over shitty old porn tapes and we'd watch them and jerk off. Eventually he was so enamored with my rod that he'd come over just to suck a few loads out of me on Friday and Saturday night. He was smashing my cock to pieces and then after a while he stopped coming over as much and he started throwing a lot of money around. Turned out he was selling his ass and throat to guys on the net and was making a shit load of cash. Ended up going to college and he found me online recently but I am happily married.
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>>737697151
As a matter of fact, I am.
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>>737697347
i see. well, thank you for answering my questions. i hope you have a great night.
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I'm always secretly disappointed when I get my period. I want very desperately to be a mom already, but my bf and I are waiting until we are financially stable to have children. Even before I got with my bf I found comfort in talking to my belly as though I was pregnant. If I am ever in any emotional or physical pain I will rub my tummy while saying, "it's ok sweetheart mommy is ok, mommy is ok." I have never told my bf this, out of fear of scareing him. I would never intentionally sabotage our sex life to have my wish come true. I think women that trap their men with kids are absolute scum, and I want no part of that.
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>>737696366
What the fuck man...
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turned my 9 year old neighbor boy into a extreme fuck toy when i was 14. still fap about to this day.
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I ruin everything a lot, it's a sick, compulsive habit that I desperately try to hide, but always manage to do in the end
I cry myself to sleep a lot knowing the world is unforgiving and cruel, and that I'll get what I deserve in the end
Honestly, I want to die before that happens, but now I know that there is no escape so all I can do is sit in silent sadness
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>>737697438
this better not be you M.
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>>737697191
Nah, that I'm a fucking coward aspie
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>>737697629
is she older than 12?
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>>737697424
And you as well.
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I've made a habit of bringing my girlfriends to one of my best friends home and bang them in his mother's bed. He's 30yrs old and still lives with his mom. If he doesn't want me to bang my gfs in his mother's bed.m he should finally move out.
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I fucked my Best friends homeless ex boyfriend shortly after they broke up while i was in a relationship
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when I was like 9, I had to take baths with my friend when I spent the night. would scissor in tub. when everyone went to bed we'd play with each other.
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>>737697606
Nah It's not M
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>>737696366
Bubbles
its gonna be ok
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>>737697811
>had to take baths with my friend
why
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>>737697438
do you get off on the breeder fantasy or is it completely nonsexual?
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I'm deeply terrified of the world around me and live in perpetual fear that I'll never develop into a decent human being
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How many of you remember Toppleton?
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her mom made us. i guess to save time? i dunno
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>>737691230
Don't know if this counts as incest or not but I share my wife with my brother.
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Best blowjob I ever had as from a underage cousin.

2nd cousin.
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>>737697869
her mom made us. i guess to save time? i dunno
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>>737697908
It's the fear that's holding you back. Being a decent human being is not that hard. If you're courteous, considerate and make use of your abilities in the world, you're almost there
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>>737691230
I am a male and I was gang raped by faggots at my first duty station then had to spend two years in the same unit as those faggots.
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I give piano lessons to rich peoples kids in my spare time. One of which is a 12yo, soon to be 13yo (in 4 months), girl that I'm currently enjoying a sexual relationship with.
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>>737698185
how gay was it
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>>737698124
showering together is more logical in every aspect.
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>>737698185
Well that's what you get for joining the military. You probably liked it anyways.
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>>737698186
0/10
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>>737696585

Where are you sitting, what age are you and what are you wearing? Can we ask you anything? Would you happen to be thinking of sleeping any time soon?
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>>737698134
Seems reasonable, but I'm really just a sad, worthless fuck and everyone knows it, like I'm in such deep shit that I can't even see straight and trying to dig out just puts me in deeper
Like every fucking day I linger in this stressful psychosis and the people intersecting my life feel more like statues than human, even though I'm the one that's less than so
But yeah, pity parties aren't necessary, just fucking difficult at this point in my life I guess
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>>737697895
I men I suppose It's a bit of both. I've only ever been with my bf, and we have done so risky shit and I enjoy the feeling of being cummed in. It's more of a warm close feeling to me. But I've always wanted to be a mother all the same. The only times I'm ever truly happy anymore are when I'm with my bf, with a baby, or both.
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>>737698186
More

>>737698185
You can still report and they'll all be investigated. No way they can keep story straight
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Fb whore
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i make a good amount of money drawing furry and mlp porn and i love it
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I cut....
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>>737698615
in line?
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>>737697438
No time is the right time to wait for, you never will be "financially stable enough it's a whole life sacrifice.
> my gf trapped me "forgot to take my pills this month oops"
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The wire... On the life support
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I dress up as a sissy trap and post on 4chan
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>>737697438
That was fucking painful
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>>737698716
>>737698615
Yes
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When my nephews, 8 & 10yo, stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. They were here this weekend and did yesterday. Their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to keep them sheltered from the real world, especially when it comes to things like nudity/sex. Pretty sure gf is the 1st/only girl they've seen naked up close.

I also let them do other things they cant do at home like watch R movies and play games like cowadoody and such
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>>737698750
man hands
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It was great I saved so much electricity
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>>737698750
Your hands look nasty. Post you wearing panties or some cute shit faggot
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i make a good amount of money drawing furry and mlp porn and i love it
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I'm a bisexual furry with a were fetish, so basically turning into a fursona but mostly maintaining humanity. I'm openly bi to a few of my friends but I'd love to be unabashedly open when I transform.
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>>737698260
too gay
>>737698303
i wish I could remember it
>>737698515
It was reported 3 years ago and both soldiers were charged with sexual assault since one of them kept video evidence then uploaded it to a porn site to which the address I had found out about.
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>>737698750
youre hands are fine, dont listen to those shitty peeps
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>>737698508
yeah thats pretty normal. usually strikes when you're 14-16 or 28-32, but some people just feel that thing missing from their lives the whole time.

you'll get that kid eventually anon, and you've done well to hold off until you're in a better position.
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>>737698974
>>737698960
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>>737698873
Let them fuck gf.
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I like to suck dicks and my girlfriend doesn't know it
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I fucked a girl who may be my 3rd or 4th cousin.
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>>737699044
maybe someday
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>>737698353
At my desk, 24, just a diaper. You can ask me anything you please, and no, I'm on the wrong side of the clock.
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>>737698987
Good. Fuck those guys.
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>>737697211
Well that sucks.
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>>737698996
thx lol I only do it for my own gratification so its whatever

plenty of people dgaf and its not like I'm trying to pass irl
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>>737698873
mate, every single thread. give it a rest already.
for those that ask:
no he doesn't want to fuck them
yes she's showed them everything
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>>737698769
Sorry if I put a cloud over your head anon.
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>>737699093
You're a good man
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>>737698451
It's never too late to begin. What are you going through that's eating away at you?
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I lost the only person that gave an actual fuck about me
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>>737698693
How has that worked out for you anon?
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>>737699270
Your mum?
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>>737699242
It was nice to hear in a way, though I'm sure it'll sting worse as time goes on
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>>737699104
One ended up contracting HIV 3 years later from what is likely a rape case also
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>>737699036
Thanks anon.
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>>737699270
Who would that be?
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>>737699325
Pretty much, yeah
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>>737694795
I do not find it suprising that most degenerates have a lot of postural/musculoskeletal dysfunction going on. Fuckers are weird.
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>>737696415
grass gas or ass nobody rides for free
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>>737699235
nah, maybe 50% of threads. is there a depression or something so we have to ration posts? no need to get butthurt on my behalf.
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>>737698987
I wish I could unplug u... As people would say....plug ur mom next
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>>737699252
i just do what i think Jesus would do
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>>737699256
Brain and body are just fucked man, every day it's a struggle to break through these awkward conjunctions and I always feel behind, way way behind
I can barely tell what's real or trust what anybody has to say anymore
Life's extremely cold and biting and I'm just sitting here bitching after exhausting every possible outlet of comfort
I'm just a drain man, shit's fucking pathetic
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>>737699370
Mum I guess
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>>737699457
okay then nigger
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>>737696585
dude lets play overwatch
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>>737698693
My guess is that she didn't trap you, but that she's absolutely retarded and that your kids are gonna be retarded too. She has to be retarded if she thinks you'd believe she forgot her pill "this month". Nigga, who can forget that shit for an entire goddamned month?

Hell -- chances are you're also retarded. She's clearly retarded and you're retarded for thinking she'd wanna trap your retarded ass. Serves your retarded ass right for dating someone so fucking retarded.

Enjoy your retard kids.
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>>737699382
I'm sorry for your loss anon. I hope the pain gets bearable soon. Do you want to talk about it?
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>>737696789
>I'm a 24 year old guy
Fuck you retard.
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Not in any detail, no, it's genuinely too excruciating for me to excavate at the moment, all I wanted to do was cry for a second
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>>737699515
You're much more than just a drain. You're an actively participating faggot on a faggotry website. Why do you feel this way?
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>>737699683
Meant for
>>737699614
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>>737696912
>I'm a 24 year old guy
Fuck you once more dumbass)))
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>>737699049
how can she not know that your a faggot we all do
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>>737699589
I don't have overwatch.
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My husband wants to spawn mini clones but I don't because I'm into, yep, and don't want that temptation.
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I am 50 years old on /b/
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I'm a 26 year old virgin.
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>>737699683
You'll get through this, I promise. Losing a loved one is always hard. "This too shall pass"
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>>737699739
She doesn't know. Some of the guys i sucked also wanted to see her private pics
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>>737699694
My entire life has been some anxious bidding for reassurance from other people and that caused my self-esteem to be neglected, started overcompensating with drug use to cope with numerous social inadequacies, everyone always realized that I just wasn't all-too-right in the head
Now I'm just lonely because I've alienated myself from everyone due to the gnashing torment that occurs inside my head whenever I leave their presence
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>>737699786
you did ;))))
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>>737699886
I hope so man
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>>737699851
tell me more about what tempts you so much
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I grow up in Honduras. When I'm 15 Dad gets into debt with local gang. Ducks and dodges them to long. One night they kick in our shitty front door. Round up family, my dad my mom my older sister and younger sister. Guns out and beatings start. They force my dad to have sex with older sister in front of us. Gun to her head and already cut her arm up bad. Tell him if he doesn't do it she dies. So he does in front of us all fuck older sister. They turn to me and tell me to fuck my younger sister (9) or they kill her to. I'm virgin and scared. My mom tells me it's ok and that I have to to this. I have sex with my sister in front of my mom and dad and older sister. Was most incredible feeling in my life but so ashamed. Not over yet the men who broke in now take turns raping my mom and sisters. Lots of trauma and shit to deal with over next few months. Whole time after feeling build up in me, try to keep suppressed. After 6 month can't hold back anymore. Go into younger sister room and rape her. Next morning parents know and sit me down ask why. Tell honestly idk. Have talk that goes nowhere. Continue to rape sister till I moved away. Parents know and never say anything. We got pretty messed up for life cuz my dad can't gambling.
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>>737699917
Let me give u electric shock therapy to help u....
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>>737699963
What? never had it. dont care to play it.
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>>737699473
That he would
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I'm a guy and I was date-raped by a girl because she wanted to steal my virginity and I told her no. It's been over 10 years and I haven't had sex since then, if that even counts as sex. I'm 28 and a virgin if the date-rape doesn't count.
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I hacked a VBTS and carry it around in my bookbag connected to an external power supply so all cellphones within the area connect to it. At the end of the day, if i'm not busy, I plug it into my computer and an LTE simulation on OPNET with the data collected, so I can read peoples text messages. Life is strange.
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>>737699917
I'll reiterate that it's never too late to begin. IF you want to change, you can do it. You have it in you.
You're not special. Nobody is. But what you are is enough. You can become a decent person. You surely can but you have to want it. You have to will for it
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Near death experiences will save all of u... Let me help please...
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>>737700194
I'm sorry mate. But consensual sex is genuinely rewarding. I hope you don't close yourself up because of the trauma. I'd advise you to seek a professional counsellor
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>>737700081
That would be pleasant, but all I want to do is sleep without the merciless derision yanking me back up
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>>737700128
shit nevermind im retarded then. thought you were someone else.
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>>737691230
I want to fuck my best friends girlfriend
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>>737700326
who lol
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>>737700071
Hot
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I like being blackmailed
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>>737700070
It's so many things, the innocence, that little area all tight and small, being the first there, the secrets, so much more.
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>>737699883
28, 2 more levels 2 wizardry
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I have many showers and ovens...
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>>737700411
then post your contact details and something to blackmail you with
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>>737700326
If you're who I think you are, I messaged you on Skype.
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>>737700209
Can you steal their pictures too?
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>>737700212
I tend to misapply and tone a lot, so even though what you say seems sensible and genuine, the actual extent of what I'm in prevents me from accepting it to its proper extent
It's very disheartening, knowing you are alone and can't even form a proper thought without it feeling as if it's not your own
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>>737700573
I don't do it everyday and with everyone. What would you like to do? I usually give something of my girlfriend
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What about murder? I like when people murder me... How about you?
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>>737691230
Ok....me42.... Get some okulus..... Downloads VR...... Now cant masturbate to reguler Porn.... Live is not the same enymore....
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>>737699861
I am 40 yo on /b/ & i'm russian))
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>>737700682
Well I guess you're just fucked then, aren't you?
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>>737700688
not into guys so I'd be blackmailing you for more shit of her/other women in your life. some if it could be risky to get.
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>>737700856
This is interesting. How much risky?
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I fek with my sister and brother since childhood
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>>737700071
Where are you living now?
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>>737700844
The willingness is there, really it is, but I can't work out without feeling sick to my stomach, step inside a business without my skin crawling, or even talk to my family without feeling warped and exposed
I try my fucking hardest but experience has filled my head so full of fucking junk that it genuinely seems irreparable
I really don't want to be this fucking bitch of a human but it's almost impossible not to be when you can't even tell if who you're talking to is fucking real
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>>737700071
I masturbated to this
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>>737701117
Have you tried getting professional help? Maybe that's the way to go
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>>737700943
depends. what other women in your life? and got any limits? if so, ahead of time is the only time you get to state them.

at a mild level you'd be creepshots and going through their devices for pics, all the way up to drugging them and taking pics of them while unconscious.

If you're nearby there's many more options though. It'd be fun to set you challenges in public where I can see if you complete them.
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When i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were then fuck buddies for quite a while
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>>737701250
I really don't want it, also makes me sick to think about
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>>737700071
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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>>737701343
You've gotta take a chance. Getting hurt once but winning twice or even once is better than wallowing in self pity
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>>737701294
Do you know any anonymous and temporary chat? We can go there to agree terms and see if we're interested in each other
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>>737701523
sure, no guarantees others wont join us though.
niltalk.com/r/2HREZ, password 4chan
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>>737701434
Meds aren't gonna help me aquire what I really want though, all they'll do is put me in a stasis
I just want to sleep without everything tearing me apart man
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During college this half nigger girl was really into me. Thought fuck it. I'll take it. Used and abused her so much. I taunted her about fucking her sister. She actually asked her sister if she wanted to join in. And she did. 2 years of fucking the shit out of the pair of them.
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>>737691230
I'm married to a Japanese woman who I love deeply. I've never even kissed another woman in our decade plus marriage. However, I feel my J-mother in laws tits a few times a year. Then I jerk off like a teenager for a few weeks and then it subsides.

I don't worry about her ratting me out, but I worry about her getting senile one day and dropping bombs. But seriously, I can't stop. Shit makes me diamonds.
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>>737701800
Did you delete the room? I was there
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>>737701523
>>737701800
>>737701959
yeah, disposable means anyone in the chat can kill it.

any ideas? if you've got a throwaway, you can create a room and send the link through to [email protected]
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>>737702130
I don't but i think Chatstep is okay. Room name: 4chan password: 4 chan. Come there with your previous nickname then we can organize there
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>>737695631
I'm a revcovering autist and need help homie.

I looked at..FUCKED UP shit and wanked and am actively trying to normalfag now.

Is there a way to wipe ones doxx records? Or someshit. U know what I mean
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im fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister
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>>737701849
Is it your conscience that's killing you?
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>>737702294
>You have to delete System32 from your computer. That's where all the docs records gets stored.
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>>737695162
How often does this happen? When will you man up and >rape?
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>>737702399
Dubs speaketh truth
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my ex cheated on me the entire time we were together
as soon as we broke up i started seeing somebody else and every time my ex contacted me again i lied and said i wasnt

in part it was to avoid hurting feelings because somebody moving on quickly sucks
in part it was to lie to the cunt like theyd lied to me for years
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>>737702397
Yeah, extremely
Everyone tells me not to be so hard on myself but half the shit I do is unforgivable
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Also was molested-

Causes me to overthink and I'm pretty sure led to me being retarded.

Trying to normalfag but idk. Always depresso and an hero sounds dope.

Idk. Life is kinda my running gag right now?

Everything i touch dies because I am an idiot, over compensate for a somehow amazing charisma to gain attention from everyone around me because all the love/acceptance I've seeked is gone or ruined.

I'm also apparently fake as fuck..
Which in my defense all personalities are constructs anyway, so?

>>tldr;; i ruined my life
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>>737702631
Like what?
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>>737702399
>>737702487

..you guys are dicks hahaha
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>>737702468
it varies but has happened a lot this summer so far, about 15-20 times over the past month or 2. no rape, not going to happen
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>>737702755
Acting on impulse, going behind a loved ones back and doing something I really, really wasn't supposed to and now I have to lie about it because I'm paranoid as fuck
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>>737700071
Do you happen to live in Texas?
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>>737702775
You pussy. You got a prime chance at free pussy and you're not gonna do it? wtf, 9 is like the best age of woman
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>>737701900
Played a dangerous game and it paid off. GG
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>>737702775
tell us about her.
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>>737702878
>doing something I really, really wasn't supposed to
What'd you do?
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I have written a book detailing an objectively perfect world and every possible way of changing our current world and every probably variation of the world in the next 50 years into it. I am a genius by every metric and yet failed all of school just so I could perfect said book and have been unemployed for thirty seven of my forty one adult years for the same reason yet no one other than myself knows about it.
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> Autistic
> raped by dad
> own a plush of Sonic I hump every other night
> sell nudes for sonic games
> gf doesnt know
Sounds fake but I live a sad pathetic life
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>>737703290
>has gf
fake as fuck
isnt everything else normal tho?
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>>737703034
she is very attractive and no doubt she would be an awesome fuck but she is family and im not into that.

>>737703103
she is my niece.
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>>737703149
Feel like sharing?
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>>737703488
> not into incest
kek
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>>737703378
I feel more people do the raping here than getting raped

tho my gf is through the Internet so im still pathetic
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>>737703592
at least not in this irl situation
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>>737703756
You are weak. You need to claim that pussy my dude
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>>737703507
no, I would rather not hand over a detailed guide for world domination to most of the people who so much as know what 4chan is. I just use this site as one of many means of entertainment and to teach myself about psychological anomalies.
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>>737691230
I hate my life. I pretend to be happy with my high earning job and my wife but realistically since I found her posting for sex on the internet I don't want to be here anymore bug I am the one who pays the bills and I can't just leave and let her to pay everything
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>>737703892
Prick
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>>737703876
lol k. noted
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>>737703488
do you get hard when you shower with her? or is it completely innocent on both parts?
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I currently have a girlfriend. I love her with every part of me and I'm head over heels for her

But I can't stop thinking about cheating on her. Maybe it's because I'm a nympho and we have sex maybe 2 times a week if I'm lucky. Maybe it's because I want an open relationship. I don't know. But I've gotten close to cheating 3 separate times, one of those being 4 hours ago with my ex. I don't understand what the fuck is up with me but it needs to stop
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>>737703986
I get hard once in a while but not for very long usually
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>>737704169
this of course bring up the following question
>she ever notice?
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>>737704247
yes, she isnt blind. it's not a big deal at all.
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I tortured a lizard one time when i was around 8-9 years old. I hacked its arms and legs off with a garden spade and left it to die. To this day I can't believe that i was such a fucking monster.
>inb4 edgy
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>>737696474
What's her name?
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> be me
> ugly fem anon
> have secret rape fantasy
> everyone ignores me because too ugly
> too ugly to even rape
> tfw
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I'm sexually attracted to male dogs. AMA.
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I've been crushing on my co-worker for almost two years now and I haven't told him yet. I'm trans and I don't think that he's into me but I cant stop thinking about him romantically. I've been trying to get over him but it's really hard to when you see them 4+ days a week.
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I slipped my sister some rohypnol and then fucked her holes for a couple of hours.
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>>737704957
me too but also too fat to kidnap on top of that.
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>>737705153
more! got any pics? did she notice after when she woke?
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>>737691230
i kill people, chop them up with a japanese katana, then put them slowly piece by piece into a deli slicer and put their parts into the hudson as fish food. wanna hire me? dead goddamn serious. fuck you.
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>>737703999
have more sex, bam problem solved
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I jerked off to my childhood crush while in a serious relationship with a different girl.
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>>737705160
I can relate. plus if I'm ever out I'm doing some autistic shit like going to the arcade or going to build a bear
tfw no older tall man to kidnap you and >rape
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I snuck a peek at my friend's wife's awesome tits while she was breast feeding.
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>>737705246
With the way her schedule is, it won't happen. She's very involved in her interests, and plus we don't have our own places yes. What's worse is that we'll be going to two different colleges that are almost an hour away from each other
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I shot a very large cat that got in a fight with mine. It had a collar. I didn't tell any of my neighbors.
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>>737705215
>japanese katana
>japanese
Never would have guessed
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Smashed in a cemetery. Weak shit
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I lay awake for at least 2 hours a night on my couch or bed unable to sleep and dream of what it would be like to be married to someone I love. I also have really bad derealization when I think of existentialist stuff.
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when I was 15 I lied to a dominatrix I met online and got CBT from her twice a week, she filmed all of the sessions they're probably on the net somewhere
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>>737705529
Love only persists when it is unrequited. If you actually have to live with someone for any period of time, you'll come to resent them at the very least. Keep that in mind and don't feel like you are missing out too much. Life isn't a movie.
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>>737691230
Way too many to post but probably the best is I literally massaged my way into fucking my friends mom.

He used to work at a horse racing track, his mom and I went there to watch the races and both got pretty drunk. His mom is pretty hot for being almost 50 and the beer apparently gave me enough confidence to just start rubbing her. Eventually she pulled over on some back road and got out of the car, told me to follow and i fucked the shit of her right against her car.

Honestly some of the best sex ive ever had to this day.
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>>737705326
>>737705160
you guys have to be b8
chunky average-looking girls with rape fantasies are pretty much my bag
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It just hit me that if traps really were girls it could be pretty hot. Like, the idea of a hot girl with a big dick is kind of fun. But they're always just extremely faggy guys. They have cringey voices and look awful. If they just looked like a woman I'd be on board.


btw, I'm high as shit.
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I can't believe you were stupid enough to elect me president either.
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>>737705459
hi. would you like to be part of yakuza?
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>>737705785
or you know... you're just not in our areas
not b8 just pathetic sonic junkie who wants to be forcibly came inside
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>>737704594
I clipped off the toes of hundreds and hundreds of lizards two summers ago.


It was for research though. It's the best way to mark them. You use a code to basically give them a number based on which toes you clip off.
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>>737705974
what area? I'm in if you're within driving distance.
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>>737706075
Nevada/Cali area
Girls around here are really slutty so ofc I get no attention when you can rape a roledancer
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>>737698518
Wrong thread buddy
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>>737696474
you won lmao
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>>737702130
It disconnected or what?
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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....

I also let my nieces shower with Andy's warm logs. Nothing sexual happens and the parents are cool with it. Just showering with Andy's steamy dreamlogs.
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>>737698873
So because you don't want them to be too sheltered you do some pedo shit like that?

Sounds like your entire family doesn't know how to raise children
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>>737698974
Off yourself already
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>>737705843
i don't want my dick tho
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>>737706383
Hang yourself that meme is shit
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>>737704594
You think that's bad, please.

>Be 15
>Smart, but reckless, impulsive and irresponsible
>Already have a couple of arrests under my belt at the time, trespassing (rooftop) and minor shoplifting though they didn't press any charges
>Killed plenty of stray animals for fun
>Sticks, rocks, meat knives or sometimes even my hands
>Sneaked out at night a lot to do this (among other things, often solo)
>Got into fights in school with other guys, normally after they disrespect me or talk shit
>Eventually the school administration and my dad started taking notice of the scratches on my forearms (It was from a cat)
>They suggest counseling outside of school, dad makes me do it because they all think I'm depressive
>soon enough the Councillor asks about the scratches
>"Anon, do you ever cut yourself?"
>I aint no bitch
>"Those aren't cuts, they're scratches from a cat"
>"I didn't know you had a cat"
>"well..."
>That opened up a whole new can of worms
>confessed about the animal torturing, fire starting, stealing, vandalism, trespassing (+B&Es) and drinking.
>The Councillor is horrified and severely under prepared
>I got a referral to a psychiatrist and was promptly diagnosed with severe conduct disorder (ie developmental ASPD)
>I was put on some meds to quell the violence and impulsivity and they used talk therapy to try and deter me from the crime.
>This only really bored me, I was just a shell when they took my livelihood away
>Didn't take the meds and just focused on grades and put on my good boy act
>Eventually they started to lay off me
>then I got another arrest for 'suspicion of bank robbery'
>no charges pressed, but this fucked me up because I was almost 17 by now and they almost let me go
>psych questions me about being dishonest about my treatment
>Deal with that for another year until I could legally chose to leave the youth counselling and move away and discontinue my psychiatrist meetings
>Dont ever plan on going back for an ASPD label.
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>>737699270
sorry anon
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>>737691230
I'm a youth minister. I've seduced eleven of my students during mission trips convincing them it was God's will.
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>>737700071
nani the fuck??
>>
I took a piss in a sink once and now I do it all the time everywhere, justifying it by the reduced usage of water. I cant stop.
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>>737697487
story then
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>>737697487
>>737707270
I was turned into a fucktoy too but i'm not able to greentext (english isn't my first language)
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>>737707484

it's ok.. go on..
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>>737706330
Sorry, you dropped offline and I had to go before you came back.

Either leave a method of Contact here or see you in a thread same time tomorrow?
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>>737707895
Can't you come on Chatstep for a moment right now? Otherwise leave me a way to contact you
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>>737706258
Shame, a long way from me.

But don't give up hope anon. Abusing plain girls is 100% what I'm into and there are others out there like me. You'll find a suitable guy.
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Can't ATM, on mobile for a while. Assuming Theres no timeout that email I dropped earlier I can read when I get back.
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i rub my gf's dirty panties on myself before I go out at night without her. It's the greatest aphrodisiac that nobody knows about. Chicks flock to me at I'm a 7 at best. They smell the pussy and want to give you theirs
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