Horse pussy

Where did you get this stupid shit? Everyone knows dolphin pussy is superior.

>>737690967
>>737691828
>not snake cloaca
What's it like voting for President Cheetus

>>737692956
Oh shit I forgot. Fuck, sneks are sexy.

>>737690967
you're seriously attracted to this?

barf

>>737690967
i want to fuck that so bad

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Something's wrong with all you motherfuckers

>>737694097
as if there would be a difference between horsepussy and niggerpussy, anyway...

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>>737690967

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>>737694713

>>737694713
Um...

You know, it's been almost 3 days since I fucked a mare.

>>737693540
Dick feels good in a horse pussy. A little spit on your dick and slide it on in.

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I want to fuck a mare so bad

>>737690967
I look forward to the day when one of you horsefuckers gets kicked in the head by one of these horses. I don't have anything against bestiality, mind you, I just like the idea of stupid people getting hurt.

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>>737695897
Brap.

rerool

>>737696031
They only kick if they don't like what you're doing.
Mares actually really like having sex.

>>737695424
Is it better than regular pussy?

>>737696525
Not really better, but just as good.
Can be better if you like it really sloppy and she's in heat. They get super wet.

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>>737696721

>>737696031
go out and break your own legs then

webms? vids?

more faggots

>>737695897
>>737691166
I'd love to shove my nose in those assholes.

>>737697343
Greetings Mes Sunshine.

>>737697417
There's poop in there.
Stick to the vag.

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>>737690967

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>>737697429
I should be asleep, yet inexplicably here I am

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>>737697417

>>737697494
Me too.
It's almost 1am here and I need to be up for work at 4.

>>737696721
so...okay. im interested in you fags.

how do you manage to put your dick in there? arent horses huge? do you have a ladder-type thing you have handy for whenever you wanna fuck some horse pussy? or do you like....climb on top of them? how the fuck do you do that?

>>737697475
I have that video somewhere.

>>737697594
Bucket

>>737697468
>as if horses in particular are any dirtier than fucking a human in the ass.
???

>>737697343
I have the weirdest boner right now

>>737697571
I need to get up early too. Yet somehow im getting horny thinking about horse pussy.

>>737697571
>"Sorry I'm so tired today boss"
>"Big night out?"
>"Nah someone was posting pictures of horses vaginas online"

>>737697714
kek

>>737697714
Same

>>737697594
Short ones are easiest.
The one I'm with most often is phnbr.

But for my larger ones I have what I think is a plastic coffee table for a patio that I stand on.

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Better than horse pussy.

>>737697701
I'm not really horny right now.
If I were I'd have a role with one of the German Shepherd in bed with me.

>>737697714
I might have to say that to the chief when taps plays and I have to explain why I'm passing out. Fucking hilarious.

>>737697666
To be fair they cant wipe or enema. Humans can.

I'd totally still do it though

>>737697841
Nice, send pics

>>737697594
JTRHNBR

>>737697850
Better than sheep. They just shit all over the place.
>so I am told

>>737694713
I think I found a new fetish

>>737697893
I don't post them.

whats the best site for male on mare/dog beastiality?

>>737697850
But can they exlax maximum strength overdose with huge glycerine suppository? Thatll clean that rectum like new.

>>737697643
aight. needs to be a fairly small horse then, no?

>>737697768
>phnbr
cant decipher that.

but yeah, well, thanks for answering guys. have fun, i guess, but dont hurt no animals yo. they didnt do nothing wrong. But if not: do whatcha like

>>737697966
Why not bestiality isn't illegal in some states.

>>737697768
How do you avoid being kicked to shit, friend of mine got kicked in the ribs just walking behind one of the fuckers.

>>737697842
4chan and the military are the only places this shit would be funny

>>737698024
Because he likes to tell everyone how much he fucks animals but it's pretty much to feel better about it because such a small percentage can.

And then he acts like he's better than you.

>as if you can expect more from a namefag

>>737698004
Perfect
Height
No
Bucket
Required

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>>737697714
I screen capped that shit.

>>737698156
Just
Right
Hight
No
Bucket
Required

retard

>>737698080
As I said earlier, they only kick if they don't like what you're doing.
They like sex.

>>737694197
Horse pussy is cleaner and feels better.

>>737698176
You're welcome, post it in YLYL threads instead of bananas

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I picture all of you like this

>>737698080

approach it from the front, it has to see, that you are coming, but dont look directly in its eyes, you´ll gain its trust in no time

>>737698330
Makes no sense

>>737698408

if you would know the episode, it would make sense to you, you fucking idiot

>>737690967
too be honest it looks cozy

>>737698523
>expecting everyone to know the plot of every south park episode

>>737697824
Ew
Bleach it
Light it on fire
Fuck it blow up the planet

>>737698573
You don't?

>>737698573
oh come on dude. theres like 2 people on earth who didnt get that

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Really guys, find a specialist. Those isn't normal

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>>737697824
Would actually rather fuck a horse

>>737698523
>>737698408
>>737698573
>we're x but only ironically because we do exactly what we tell everyone we hate
South Park for you there bud

>>737698573
its mandatory you faggot

>>737698726
It's actually very common and normal.

>>737697832
I'll take the nigger pussy

>>737698573
>Educate yourself.
Not understanding the reference is your problem not mine.

horse pussy looks loose. Like, wouldn't you need a girthy ass cock to feel anything. The pussy looks so wide and loose.. lol

>>737699534
There's a perfectly good ass hole , if loose isn't up your alley.

>>737695424
is it really loose? or tight

>>737699624
Wait a sec

>>737699718
Fucking disgusting, the first was ok, but..

>>737699641
Neither really.
I mean, it's not tight. But it's not loose either. When there isn't anything in it the sides touch, not like a giant gaping tunnel.
It feels really good.

>>737699830

What's the winking like?

>>737694713
Well now you're just being silly

>>737699945
You can't really feel it along your shaft, but it your balls deep it almost feels like having your balls licked or gently massaged.

>>737697970
pornsocket

>>737698731
Same brotha

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>>737698004
>>phnbr
>cant decipher that.
Google, you fucking mongoloid.

LITERALLY 2 seconds.

>>737698726
I don't think anons realize just how warped they've become.

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>>737700384
>implying i care enough about this horse fuckery to do that

>>737698156
Bucket

What the hell is the bucket for?

>>737690967
Is this how AIDs spread?

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>>737700670
>>implying i care enough

You're the faggot asking questions about it, not me.

my captchas made me kek a bit, given the subject matter

>>737700747
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

>>737700712
A bucket is the stereotypical thing to stand on so you're high enough to get your dick in a full size horse.

>>737691166
Are they all the same color?

>>737701132
No.

>>737697666
I'm pretty sure they are. Rimming must be horrible for you fucks.

>>737701684
>>737701606
How many pics do you have?

>>737699663
Thats a horse in a human body

>>737701428
Horse shit is cleaner and has less chemicals than dirty human ass.

>>737701606
That ones really attractive.

>>737701795
I take that you actually rimmed a horse?
Did it taste like shit?

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>>737701795
>Horse shit is cleaner

mfw

>>737701896
>>737702007
The dark ones look more inviting tbh

>>737701795
>has piles of horse shit in bowls in his fridge

>>737697966

Because you're lying.

>>737701948
No, just saying that it's cleaner.

>>737702361
>shit is cleaner than shit

Can you get a horse pregnant? Haven't found a straight answer..

>>737702466
>Can't tell irony from full fucking truth

What kind of retards are you guys?

More dark anuses.

>>737697666
Satan wants me to get oatz in my nose...wtf, I'm supposed to be sleeping...

>>737702616
It's still shit.

>>737702605
No you fucking jagaloon,

>>737702605
I haven't yet.

>>737702079
Human feces is the dirtiest in the world and if you believe otherwise then you are one seriously deluded retard.

Here's a hint; think about the steady diets of other animals and then think about all the weird shit we eat. Beast feces isn't magically dirtier just because they're beasts or because we groom ourselves. When discussing shit, it all comes down to the variety of stuff we eat and digest. Get off your high horse (pun intended) and use that top-of-the-food-chain brain of yours a little.

>>737702672
ARE YOU SURE?

>>737690967
I'm trying to imagine all the diseases you can get.

>>737700670
>implying

Found the fag in the horse pussy thread.

>>737702725
>horse shit is cleaner

That doesn't matter, you're still licking horse shit.

>>737702735
Yes :)

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>>737702466
its still shit from a different species. similar things can be said for other parts of animals compared to humans. like dogs mouths are cleaner then humans and they eat shit.

long story short if you clean out a horses ass before rimming it just like some humans do it will just taste like skin and be kind of fun. i enjoy rimming my BF ass but he refuses to let me do so unless he goes and takes a shower and cleans up first.

>>737702758
That would be none.

>>737702845
Is it the same with mini horses?

>>737702758
Can you imagine the number 0?
....because that's how many you'll get from a horse.

>>737702883
>>737702927

I find that hard to believe.

>>737691166
More like this pls.

>>737702664
Your still retarded for not picking up on sarcasm

>>737702883
i think the better word might be infections? i feel it might be possible to get something negative from it aside from them not liking what your doing and bucking a couple of ribs from you.

>>737702725
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz(DOTS)php

Take that test, aspie, and post it. It's 120 tick boxes. I'll wait. I suspect you're the Meta-Asp.

>>737702969
Then go look it up for yourself... ya fuck.

>>737703012
Imagine they get an STD and they go to the doctors, would they be surprised?

>>737703012
Um. No.

You're going to be 1000 times more likely to get an infection from washing your hands at a public toilet.

>>737703012
Unless some other human who has an STD has sex with a horse, no you cannot get an STD from it. Supposedly there are infections from them not being cleaned properly but I've heard those are near impossible to get.

CAN YOU GET A MINI HORSE PREGNANT?

Do they like being fingered/fisted?

jrhnbr

>>737703291
Not with human sperm, but you can get them pregnant with horse sperm.

>>737703133
Ya can't get an STD from fucking a horse... unless someone with a STD just fucked it.

>>737703375
Oh..

>>737703316
Yes

>>737703016
You first, nigger.

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>>737698330
Doesnt peta hate sex with animals?

They much prefer to euthanize animals by the millions and pretend to care about them for profit. Oh yeah, and cut their genitals out in alien-style surgical procedures (aka "neutering")

I prefer dogs but a horse would be okay if I could afford one.

>>737703191
>>737703232
So rimming a horse is safe?

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>>737703447
"You first"...

What, are you 6? Are we playing doctors and nurses, here? Fucking faget.

>>737703481
I wouldn't because I don't into poop.
But sure.

>>737702816
And you're still licking human shit off the nasty ass slum hookers you go down on.

>>737703232
I wouldn't do it, but if you want to, i'd suggest a damp sponge on a horse who is familiar with you so you don't spook it.

>>737703481
quoted the wrong post (myself somehow)


the reply was meant for this.

Is there a way to sedate a horse to fuck it?

>>737703547
>responds to reason with "yer dum"
>calls someone else immature

kek

>>737701795
>>737702079
>>737702725
>>737703016
>>737703447
>>737703547

This is the thread the quiz was posted on.

You'll see my results here:
>>737701806

>>737703578
>projecting

>>737703678
>implying

>>737703653
Dude, you're LITERALLY trying to use logic in a thread where you're advocating beastiality.

Clearly there's no reasoning with you.

I DO want to see your test results, tho.

Much appreciate the horse pussy, where do you guys get them? Any decent website around?

Any...gifs...or webms...?

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>>737703645
You probably shouldn't be around animals of any kind. I'd hate to see you with a horse or dog.

>>737703771
beast tracker

>>737703771
Just Google horse pussy.

>>737703712
>>737691166
>>737695897
>>737701606
>>737701684

Moar black anuses, even male ones.

>>737703771
Not anymore, there's a link that floats around occasionally that's really good but the more it gets posted the more likely it'll be taken down.

>>737703481
Again, I wouldn't. Not the ass anyways...maybe the pussy just because I'm curious as to what it tastes like.

>>737703675
>posts image you got from google
>this is me

>>737703852
I kept telling you not to post it, but you continued to post it so it's been permanently removed from the server.

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>>737703852
If you're referring to the rome silvanus link, It's no longer good. Only autistic MLP porn now, all zoo was deleted.

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I know im gonna sound like a newfag fucking cunt monkey but do i really need anything else to use tor, ex. vpn?

>>737703764
>assumes samefag
>clearly there's no reasoning with you

My first post in here was the one telling you that human shit is dirtier than horse shit. I haven't said anything about fucking horses.

>>737703935
I didn't post it for that exact reason.

>>737703941
That's too bad because I never bothered to save any of it. Oh well, the only thing in there I really enjoyed was the Mare section anyways and I'd already fapped to it all.

>>737703952
VPN is optional and I recommend you use it if you are going to head on over to deepweb, since you probably wont be doing much legal there.

>>737703865
Show me the fucking GIS results, dickwad. I'll save you the time because you won't get a hit.

It's OC.

>>737703852
>Again, I wouldn't.
Because?

YOU ALL NEED HELP

>>737704092
You don't think we know that?

>>737704070
Because it's an asshole. Shit comes out of there.

I've never eaten a woman's ass either, the thought disgusts me frankly, well there's one girl I'd do it to but only after I KNEW she cleaned inside and out very thoroughly

>>737704123
I think you need to reach out or society has to reach for you. We can't keep amassing lunatics and deviants like this.

>>737704177
Congratulations. You're a well-adjusted normal human being, unlike these others.
Also, check'd

>>737704177
Right. Still, don't you like the look of this>>737691166?

>>737704273
>well-adjusted

He said he'd like a horse vagina. He is not well-adjusted.

>>737704004
I like how you're not posting your test results.

I'll save you the trouble:

Normie: 0%
Aspie: 100000000000%

>>737703473
I have two Springers, the best dogs... still wouldn't fuck them though.

>>737704320
Dang.

Didn't read that far back up the thread.

>>737704278
Looks fantastic, I'd probably stick my dick in the mares ass but not my mouth anywhere near it. There is a pic that gets posted fairly often, Mare with a condom hanging out of her ass. that came to mind while answering you.

>>737704320
I never claimed to be.

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>>737703473
>I prefer dogs
My nigga.

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>>737704338
Well they might be kind of small.

THey make great romantic partners though. Very easy on the wallet, trustworthy and kind. Always there when you come home. Awesome and better than any woman imaginable.

I'm more in for horse cock but you know.

>>737704454
Jesus Christ dude.

>>737690967
I say nay! Nay I say!

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>>737704554
You're on /b/ You cannot seriously be surprised at anything you see or read here.

>>737704454
So when you fuck this dog you do it in the ass or pussy? And how come you dont tear its pussy apart when fucking?

>>737704624
>You cannot seriously be surprised at anything you see or read here.

Every now and again you HAVE to realize just how far anons have devianted otherwise you'll end up like them.

>>737704699
checkd.

Also, ffs, how young/stupid are you?

vaginas stretch to let entire fucking skulls out.

THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SINGLE SECOND.

>>737704047
[img]http://www.rdos.net/eng/poly10a.php?p1=9&p2=0&p3=0&p4=9&p5=0&p6=0&p7=6&p8=0&p9=0&p10=0[/img]

>>737704754
>[img]http://www.rdos.net/eng/poly10a.php?p1=9&p2=0&p3=0&p4=9&p5=0&p6=0&p7=6&p8=0&p9=0&p10=0[/img]

kek.

lrn2html

>>737694713
She's missing the tail and ears.

>>737704753
They do, yes.
But that's a far different event then shoving your cock in and quite painful.

>>737704775
Yep, I fucked that up. Copypastad instead of posting it as a file.

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>>737704737
You really think this is bad?

>>737704753
>THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SINGLE SECOND.
ok....EWWW, why would you fuck a non-human vagina?

>>737704852
>But that's a far different event then shoving your cock in and quite painful.

...

OK... I'll stop. I can't think down to your level any more.

>>737704699
The fuck is with you people and an obsession with poop?

Vaginal only because I'm not autistic.

Oral and a sense of empathy beforehand helps you slip in without hurting her.

>>737702079
>mostly hay is just as filthy as tons of chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm

>>737704775
I'm gonna choose to be lazy. Just copy the link.

>>737697343
i fucking love this sauce?

>>737704986
I have no obsession, Im asking because I have no idea, I would imagen the pussy would be smaller then the ass. I dont know since I havent inspected a dog before.

>>737703712
Has anyone rimmed a horse?

The ceases and the folds on this look amazing.

>>737704986
>>737704699
That and if you're going to fuck a dog, a breed of a proper size helps a lot. As does water based lube.

Why no pone/doggo dick? we need some red rockets in here

>>737705058
Pussy needs to stretch over time but if you start with oral it helps a lot.

>>737705060
I don't normally use lube. They produce plenty themselves.

>>737704986
>Vaginal only because I'm not autistic.

Nope.

>Oral and a sense of empathy beforehand helps you slip in without hurting her.

You're sick.

Anyone know anything about that blonde girl and two huskys, I think I saw a post about it and iwatchitfortheplot, but I can't find anything

>>737705192
The dogs are female and have no interest in her vag or any sexual activities with her.
They are just licking up peanut butter she smears on herself.

Whats the website

>>737704323
>tells someone to post results to a 100 question quiz
>can't wait five fucking minutes
>calls them an aspie

>>737705300
Because I could not find iwatchitfortheplot

>>737704775
Still waiting for your reply.

>>737691166
Moar black assholes

>>737705532
And for you to try to deligitimize my results while using yours as a qualifier.

The suspense is killing me.

>>737705145
Oral and a sense of empathy beforehand helps you slip in
>you're sick

....it's the same concept with women

No more pics?

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1105436x03004f2b-46
horse slut!

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>>737697824
That one sure as fuck isn't

>>737698176
Include me in the screen cap.

No one knows??

You could tell she was a slut even if you never saw her on that site. Thick eye shadow, thick mascara, dark red lipstick, nose ring. All she's missing is one of those basic chokers and fishnets and she's the typical country "bad girl" who acts like a royal cunt but you find out is one of the biggest whores in town.