Wake up. See this. Wat do?

Scream as loud as I can to get the fuck out obviously, pull out dick if they don't and masturbate as hard as I can.

Make sure dick isn't hard, look around and ask what they all want

>>737688218
Fuck each one of them in the ass.

Try to figure out the fastest escape route since I'm pretty sure I'm in trouble.

Obviously it's my daily game of "catch child and rape her." Today I am grabbing the one on the right because her lips are saying "this mouth is ready for cock."

>>737688218
Cute (no pedo), but scary as fuck.

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they're 28 yo
what you think i would do?

>>737688218
lower my brow, rub my eyes, and ask "where do you all come from?"

Hide from their big daddies and get the fuck out as soon as possible.

Make sure dick is hard before ripping of my clothes as well as theirs, then start fucking each of them in the ass, one by one. I'd start with the one on the right, moving my way over to the one on the left, making sure to fill all of their holes with my thick dick and semen. When finished I'd tie them up and take them home for later use.

crucify this comment section

In this thread:

People LARPing as pedophiles, because they know full well they wouldn't do jack shit in the real world.

>>737688218
Rape them all had. And then rape them some more

>>737688218
- hey guys *cringe smile*... you don't seem to be happy...

>>737689155
Speak for yourself

>>737688218
"Welp... I'm going to jail"

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think of children of the corn or the gingers on southpark and scream like a bitch

Ask if Moby is using my house as a photo shoot area, and inform them I am not in fact a camera.

>>737688218
Tell them about the Jews and make them P, B and J. Practice for if I have a daughter.

Turn 360 ° degrees and go back to sleep

>>737688829
You forgot the part where you tip your fedora
>>737689148
>comment section

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>>737689500

I think i had a dream similar to OP's image

>>737689612
You had already typed °, so you shouldn't say degrees. That's what ° means.

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>>737688984
Sounds like a door to door salesman tactic.

>>737689343
LMAO You win todays internet.

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>>737689612
If you do turn a full 360 you're still gonna be facing the same way. You mean 180° get out of 4chins and get an elementary education

>>737688218
Ask to be put under for another few years. Then, rejoice.

>>737689769
>>737689930
2new

>>737688218
realize im in a children of the corn sequel and get the fuck out of there.

>>737688646
just noticed those lips hnngggg

>>737689930
Wow ur so stupid its a fucking internet maymay.

> inb4 so was his response

No shit, his response AND my response also are all part of the MayMay

>>737689930
>implying a nigga can't walk backwards

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>>737689930
summerfags hit hard

Panic a bit, realize they're not a threat. Then ask questions to the who, what, when, why, where and how?

Try to figure out where I am, who I am maybe, and what I'm doing there. Hopefully one of the first things they say will help me figure it out quickly. I don't want to act too strangely, especially if I'm not me anymore.

Unless this is the kind of situation where I'm still me, and I'm in my home. Then my first question is, "who the hell let you in my house?"

>>737688218
Jack off for them, cure their curiosity. Then fuck every one of the for at least 3 years.

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>>737688218
From left to right:
>fuck
>marry
>kill
>blowjob

Easy, OP now what about these girls

>>737690332
Fuck all four, marry none. Live in pussy bliss as long as they will stay.

>>737690275
ikay i been here for some time now, can you explain why it became nice feet. i was in the thread when this became the new maymay of b. but why is it nice feet i never understood that part

just give em a big smile and say "Hi."

>>737690242
No, you fell for 4D bait

>>737690332
blow, fuck, marry, kill

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>>737688218
Ask them where my bag of weed is...the lil fuckin thieves

>>737690730
the gif implied it was bait nigger, stop trying to hide the fact you're a new fag

>>737688218
wata fog?
i have only one peenis!

>>737688218
I just wonder what the purpose of taking this picture from this angle was.

>>737691061
so you can imagine them stepping on you and spitting on you

>>737688218
>get scared, don't know what to do
>take a picture
>ask /b/

>>737690275
nice feet

>>737691121
muh dik

>>737689930
obvious troll

>>737688218
>point at the second girl
>"SLYTHERIN"

>>737688218
If there's nothing else around, pull em in, kiss em, then fuck em

>>737691121
Oh, OK.

Prepare to spend the rest of my life in jail for 2 hours of heaven.

>>737688218
"If I ask where I am, will I regret it?"

>>737688218
Make usual groggy sounds D's and say, "Fine, I take you all to riding class... Get on out, dad needs to change and destink."

Like I do every second Saturday.

>>737690332
blowjob, marry, fuck, kill

smell their feet

Love beautiful Aryan girls

rejoice for it is my lucky day

>>737688218
k/f/k/m

>>737688218
"Ok ladies. Eyes closed mouths open"

shove it inside of each one

>>737688218
run away screaming, because there's no greater threat to a single adule man than an unrelated little blonde girl, and theres fucking 4 of them.

>>737688218
from left to right
marry/marry/marry/marry

>>737688218
congratulate myself on a job well done. then see whos up for seconds.

>>737688218
"All right, left to right - marry, bj, kill, fuck. Whos ready?"

>>737690332
Fuck the blonde second from the right because she's got a typical "youthful" look. Marry the one on the right because I'd want to look at her ass as much as possible for the rest of forever. Kill the cunt on the left because she's got a typical dumb slut look. Blow the dude second from the left.

Take a picture and start a thread on /b/ asking what I should do.

marry 'em all. harem or bust

Hope my dreams have come true and I'm one of them.

grab them and pull them down to cuddle me and then slowly take their clothes off as a stick my dick into each of their mouths and fuck each one slowly until i'm done with them

>>737691802
Dumb indian nigger suck my superior white bear cock.
Cummin in nigger

>>737688665
obviously u are a fucking pedo

>>737688218
left to right
>Fuck , then Kill , then fuck some more >> Freezer
>Kill by Beheading ( dont like her head) , fuck Corpse >>> Freezer
>Seduce somewhat gently , keep , feed and possibly breed 3-4 years later
>Rape and Torture , keep her around long enough to get knocked up , abort in 3rd Trimester with .12gauge

"Hey girls, wanna come down to the basement with me? I've got a surprise for you all!"

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what the fuck guys

>>737688218
Get up, grab any one of them, and fuck them at some nondescript location.

>>737692072
Oh fuck off.

>>737692106
You're welcome.

>>737692423
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737688218
Since I know I'm having yet another of the weird dreams I've been getting lately I do nothing, and wait to see what fucked-up thing I do/have done to me this time. Make a mental note to remember as much detail as possible so I can ask my therapist what it might mean

>>737689930
do you even moonwalk

>>737688218
Wonder if one of those doujins where lolis rape a man are true

>>737688218

those girls are so intimidating........

>>737688218
Im making the 2nd from the left a woman

>>737688218

imagine my rent is about to go up

masturbate

>>737688218

These are someone's daughter

RESPECT

>>737688218
Immediately capture all of them. That is the matter of most immediate importance.