OK /b/, I want some humor so dark the police tried to shoot it!

what's the best condom ad?

abortion

>>737678290
Here's a classic
What 7 inches long, pink, and my wife cries whenever I shove it in her mouth?
An aborted fetus.

>>737678290
What's the best thing about twenty eight year old porn stars?
There's twenty of them.

JesIS

>>737678909
Beat me to it.

An older one
What's the worst part about walking through a field of dead babies?
My boner

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>>737678290
>only limit is no cp

I am currently 50/50 on whether or not to legalize abortions.
On one hand I enjoy killing babies, and the second I hate giving women the choice.

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>>737678290
Wow so edgy
Fuck off summerfag

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>>737678290

>>737681231
So its edgy when someone enjoys a bit of dark humor? Its not like OP is threatening to hang himself if we didnt post.

>>737678290

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

>>737681377
great one, actually laughed

>>737678290
Whats yellow and blue and rolls around on the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed Floaties.
What yellow and red and floats around on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What was the autistic boy doing on the floor?

His best.

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>>737678290

>>737682492
9/11 is just a meme rn, but oh well I'm not american but I get why most go batshit on 9/11 memes

In chile we had our 9/11 too, but it wasn't a "terrorist attack" tho

>>737682926
We remember 9/11 but we don't go batshit about it. At least the sane people.

>>737683116
Well, most normie i see on facebook go batshit about it saying "9/11 was terrible thing ur an idiot"

>>737683235
Thinking bout it, fuck it its facebook obviously it will happen

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>>737678290

>>737683593
kek

>>737683657
what is this

I'm going to start telling people I love shooting myself in the face... so if I ever do it they'll say "we'll, at least he died doing something he loved"

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>:D

>>737684531
xD

>>737684531
This reminds me of how I fed bacon to a pig.

>>737683889
Gay football player, Michael Sam, when he was drafted. ESPN cameras were at his house and him n his rent boi were non stop making out after he got drafted. Absolutely disgusting. I was appalled.

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Absolutely filthy.

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>>737681231
>wow much edgy
>such newfag
>posts some terribly edgy shit

>>737681757
Whats the difference between a chocolate-chip cookie and a dead baby?
I dont rape the cookie before i eat it.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit 9 months

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>>737684531
XD

>>737685587

That joke is older than the stain in my underpants.

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>>737685733

cue jackie laugh

>>737684837

Sure she's put on a few pounds but don't talk about your wife that way.

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>>737678290

What's OBL's favorite dessert?

Big Apple Crumble.

>>737678909
What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

You're assuming that 8 year old porn stars exist.

>>737679376
What's the hardest thing (not worst part) about walking through a field of dead babies? My cock.

#fixed.

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