Alright guys Ive decided to start a small mercenary group on

Happy Hippo

Lickable Loli

Hemorrhoidial Hippopotamus

Motherbase was in the Indian ocean

Big rooster reporting in anyway

Baritone Crickets

Crustaceous cow

Nippa Cuckboi reporting for duty.

>>737673203
Homosexual Horse reporting in.
I specialize in deep infiltration.

>>737673203
it wasnt to change the world, it was to distract the people who are controlling the world so somone else could try to control the world

Melancholy Pig

the MSF Mother Base was in the Caribbean Sea
the DD Mother Base was in the Indian Ocean

chaotic leopard reporting for duty boss

>>737673203
Niggest Nigger reporting in

>>737673675
kek

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>>737673203
i'll revolver ocelate around your dick, boss.

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>>737673203
Mad Cow

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>>737673462
>>737673585
Ugh we're not associated with Diamond Dogs man. Our base is located in the pacific ocean. We are called Diamond Dawgs. Im well aware of those posers and they're "boss" (wink)(wink)(spoilers).

>>737673203
Screeching Mantis reporting in.

>>737673203
Chilean Sea Bass ready for action

Pedophile Bear reporting in.

>>737673788
I'm torn cause you got dubs but also think ocelate is a word....

Baked Snake

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This name??? You're pretty good....

Chilean condor reporting sir

>>737673203
Limpwristed Sugarglider ready for duty

Fat Slug

Codename = O.P. Summerfag

Big Dick Guy reporting in
The names a reference to my MASSIVE penis

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>>737674111
checked

Turgid Peanutworm, ready to deploy!

Big Chair reporting in boss

>>737673203
Angry Autist

>>737673203
Scat Fetish Scallop ready to purge the infidels, commander

Horny Hornet reporting for duty sir

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Yes!!! These are exceptianal code names!!! Wear these names with pride! The Boss would be proud....

>>737674508

...and you're not invited.

Tater tot llama

Oily Whale

Galivanting gay Giraffe reporting for action

So, we need to pick up an ideology for our cause!

Wich one?

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Overdrive Ostrich

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>>737673203
The Adorable Butterfly!!!

Feeling Pepe

Slippery Cock reporting in boss

Non-binary clownish reporting in

>>737675158
Is this an X2 reference?

Undulating Porpoise

Borking Doge, reporting

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>>737675170
Oops, forgot to post le frog.

>>737673203
Raging Deer
Semiautomatic storm group

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>>737675124
Well I did say we we're gonna change the world. But I guess your right about that. Right now we're picking code names doe so pick one or geeeettttt out!

Chill Penguin reporting for duty

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Rape Reindeer ready for action!

Jewish jack rabbit

>>737675432
>>737675386
Back-off! I was first!

Psycho Racoon...Which is pretty much what racoons are anyways but these are details

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>>737675252
>>737675410

Penetrating Mole, Sir!

>>737675623
We will settle this with a rape fight.

>>737675802
Roger that

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Steel Sidewinder standing by

Cunty Chink at your service

Dead Opossum

Intangible Viper
I'm here, trust me.

>>737676055
Keking Frog
Kek

Calamitous Crustacean reporting in boss! Please slam my skull into the steel deck repeatedly!

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Raging bull is ready to serve, sir

>>737673203
Fornicating falcon, boss

>>737673203
Poisoned Cock

Honking Beaver ready to join the fight

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>>737675623
>>737675802
We dont draw weapons on comrades.
Look around you.
This is your family.

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Erect cock

>>737676493
This is the way I show my love for my family!

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Pinching Pussy reporting in

>>737673203
Musty Mule

Erect armadildo reporting in!

Tart Kiwi
Imma lady!

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>>737676772
If I have to put you down myself soldier I will. Your faggotry rape style is no match for basic CQC.

Nutsack Newt reporting for duty

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>>737677482
Welcome aboard. And don't worry, in the eyes of The Boss we are all men.

Kawaii Blobfish reporting for duty <3

>>737678223
>>737677482
Please don't suplex me.

Solid Snake

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>>737674302
Your code names pretty good. Just what I'd expect from the man with the same cock size as The Boss.

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Beta Bitch

>>737678645
huh... they must hand this out to ever black guy at the age of 10

Crying Puma

Willy "The" Worm.

Dicklong Duck

Vaginal Vulture

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>>737679085
Black people wishe they could be as well endowed as The Boss....

>>737676073
Ephemeral Cobra
No relation

Wrathful Rooster

Gayest Cheetah

>>737673203
Pointy Seabass. Been oil riggin all ma life born nd raised in the black gold.

>>737674508
You must be, since you can't follow simple instructions.

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>>737673203
Pudding Monkey

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>>737676073
>>737680105
Welcome aboard fellow Snakes.

>>737673203
Kicking Horse here.

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>>737680462
Glad to have you. Your skills will be much needed here soldier. Make The Boss proud.

Incoherent Nigger

subzero snek

Raving Rabbit

Busty Koala reporting in

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>>737673203
beary the bear

Constipated Cat checking in

>>737673203
Swoopy Skellyman, all swoops ready and waiting.

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>>737673203
Sneaky Capybara

When do I get my gun Boss?

fuckboi ferrets standing by

>>737673203
Precise Pangolin

Horny Goat

Horny Horsey

Dastardly Dingo reporting in!

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>>737682136
You gotta learn the basics of CQC first guy. Only then will you earn you side arm.

Ostentatious Aardvark reporting in sir

Rank rat reporting..

Smelly cat

brown bear reporting in

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>>737684356
Too basic damn it, get creative fag.

Retarded Giraffe reporting in

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Emo Emu reporting in. I'm good with a blade...

>>737684646
white shark

>>737673571
Heh, hehe deep infiltration, heh heehehe

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>>737684976
Still not good enough! Try harder!

Celestial body reporting in sir

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>>737684807
Impressive title. Lets hope your skills with the knife are as good as you say.

>>737685593
And what if they're not? I'M SORRY THAT I'M NOT YOU DAD!!!

Raging bull (scoped)

>>737673203
Rabbid Wolverine

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Crouching Tiger reporting for duty, Boss!

>>737673203
Fat Dingo

>>737673203
LOUD MOUTH, REPORTING IN!

>>737673203
Screeching Frog

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEporting in

Rancid Ass, ready for combat!

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>>737685744
We've all dissapointed someone before in our lives. It doesn't matter who we were before what matters is who we strive to be in the future. Become someone worthy of accepting the title of Big Boss someday soldier.

The White Girls call me BBC

>>737673203
Hells lemming asking for a job