Dear /b/ I have had quite a week. I met up with four different

Proof?

you should have taken photos of the slug crawling on you so you had something to post in the thread you planned on making

>>737667539
Who said I planned on making a thread?

The slug was 5" long, similar to pic.

I asked the 55 year old I'm seeing tomorrow if he likes thong underwear. He said he'd be able to get it in quicker if I'm wearing them.

The question is whether or not I should wear them all day (at work) or just slip them on in the van before I go in. Thoughts?

>>737668452
You let them pound your asshole?

>>737668864
No, only my pussy because I wanted to get rid of the dudes asap. I'm only looking to increase my number of partners.

Tomorrow will be #50

>>737668452
Rape van?

You sound like a slut

Also tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>737669151
I had my tits removed. I'm ftm

>>737667126
tits or gtfo

>>737669282
I'm literally flat from my surgery.

>>737669415
So you want to be a boy who lets boys fuck his pussy?

>>737669635
I'm gay af

>>737669704
But you are a girl so you are straight

>>737669765
lol

OP here, please call me a faggot slut.

>>737670659
You let 50 dudes fuck you raw and fill you with cream?

>>737670783
Nah, 50 total overall. Only 20 or so were raw.

>>737671083
and how many got to fuck that ass?

after #46 (I didn't get names) I got stuck in traffic for an hour and a half. So I was sitting around with his seed dripping down my lips and slicking around my pussy.

>>737671252
Overall I think about the same number.

pics slut

>>737667126
>tits with timestamps
>gtfo

>>737671361
And you let them shoot shit in you shit shoot?

>>737667126
You'll get nothing and like.

>>737671773
what's the point of having anal sex if you can't creampie dat ass?

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>>737671416
I sent this to the guy earlier, so

>>737671892
Why dont you shave?

>>737671953
lol I did

>>737671998
your legs bitch

>>737671892
nice microbenis

>>737671892
Mom?

>>737672061
I'm not a swimmer. Guys usually only shave their legs for sports or some shit dumbass

>>737672063
Thanks

>>737672180
You arent a guy. You have a pussy. Making you a girl. A hairy girl.

>>737672245
lol

yOu HaVe A pUsSy MaKiNg YoU a GiRl A hAiRy GiRl

>>737672180
Wait... I'm confused.

So you're a pre op woman who is now a man but you still have a pussy, right?

Are you sure you're not my mom?

>>737672456
I'm a man with a pussy, and a giant fag.

I'm probably not your mom though

>>737672337
You think your a man with a masculine pussy?

>>737672555
Trips don't lie!

>>737672555
A girl who likes boys isn't a fag.

>>737672555
Would you be my mom? You know, for arguments sake?

Or would you be my dad?

OP...

You're like a reverse trap!

>>737673175
Finally, an accurate statement!

>>737673175
Still a trap for the girl that goes home with it thinking they are going to get some dick.

>>737672934
I'm sterile, so.... neither

>>737673353
Why would I go home with a girl? I'm gay.

>>737673437
But as we all know, traps ARE gay.
You're a reverse trap so you must be straight?

>mind can't cope!

>>737673718
lol cis people are stupid af

Never mind all this nonsense.

The real question is, when can I fuck you OP?

>>737673891
Unless we happen to find each other on craigslist, then not at all.

>>737673891
Is it gay to fuck a dude with a pussy?

>>737674061
VERY

You guys still haven't decided whether or not I should wear the thong all day or change in the van.

>>737674019
What state?

>>737674230
CA

>>737674221
You're a dude. Man the fuck up and decide. Men don't ask for help or advice. That is women shit. Let that go.

>>737674221
You mean you're not going to shower first? Eww

Also, pics of thong?

>>737674361
u right

>>737674364
Don't be such a baby. That's why you're not getting laid.

>>737674361
Kek!

2010 Toyota Camry SE, 4 cylinder automatic, 160,000 miles, started making this loud tapping noise that sounds metallic, no performance issues. Doesn't start until the engine has been running for a few minutes. One mechanic said it sounded like it could be coming from the exhaust front heat shield area and to take it to an exhaust place. Any ideas OP???

>>737674589
Stick your dick in it

>>737674472
Kek

I get plenty thanks. I just have standards

>>737674675
Letting everyone in town bang your worn out box doesn't sound like standards

>>737674675
i JuSt HaVe StAnDaRdS

OP here, trying to get my partner count to 100. You think I can do it? I'm like halfway there.

>>737674790
What? I'm not OP you knob munch.
>>737674803
What ever stank vag

Mostly I didn't expect /b/ to be full of so many boring normies

>>737674894
Yes, of course. You have a pussy.

Can I ask why? Will you stop at 100?

>>737675011
We don't take kindly to your kind round here.

>>737675118
They got dubs though...

>>737674894
>>737675102
assuming either of you fuckers have pussies

stop the bullshit

>>737675102
I mean I wanted to get to 50 originally but I'm already basically there. So I bumped it up to 100. I don't see why I'd stop there? I love fucking strange old men on the internet. I'm also looking for one of them to be my fisting daddy