China thread

>>737630590
Are these fuckers mentally retarded? Why is she slapping her husband and why did he kick the fence?

Also anyone knows how to reduce the file size of webm? I have plenty of China stuffs but they're all above 2mb.

>>737630782
1. Download XMedia Recode: http://www.xmedia-recode.de/en/download.html

2. Open up your webm

3. In the format tab, click 'Video Only'.

4. In the video tab, make sure 'Rate control mode' is set to 2-pass variable bitrate.

5. Lower the bitrate number until it's under 1.99mb. To check the file size, go Options > Bitrate-Calculator at the top.

6. Add to queue > Encode

>>737632766

> Chinese Driver
> Chinese Pedal
> Chinese Master Cylinder
> Chinese Brake Fluid
> Chinese Brake Lines
> Chinese Brake Cylinder
> Chinese Brake Pads
> Chinese Brake Rotor
> Chinese Tires
> And Chinese Mechanics putting it all together

What could go wrong?

>>737630782
>>737631576
bump for that

>>737633422
this thread will just be a bunch of unattended kids being run over

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>>737630590
She probably crashed her ladyboy balls in that fence.

>>737634489
HOW?!

>>737630590
I love watching wedding fails. Especially when they try to do retarded shit like this.
JUST TAKE A PICTURE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON

>>737630782
She's slapping him because she was about to cum,he removed her too soon

>>737630590
You know you married a bitch when she immediately blames you for shit that happens to her. Had a girlfriend like that once. Total bitch.

>>737634749
fuck me, stop making me gay you bunch of fucking faggots.

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chinese girls are great !

>>737635354
How was that making you gay? Are you the husband the the woman who crushed her hooche?

>Hey babe lets take have you walk on this iron fence and have our picture taken
>I don't know I might fall
>Come on it's going to be fun I'll hold your hand
>o-ok
and that's why she "slapped" him

>>737635383
>killing people because they didn't let you overtake them
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>737635822
psychopathic personality disorder at the very least.

>>737634871

Dude having a stroke or diabetic emergency

>>737635383
>>737633950
>>737632766
>>737630590
I have so many questions. But they could all be summed up as what the fuck China?

>>737635951
libertarians wet dream.
no regulations.
sure china government says you can't do certain things but...communism...pay people under the table.

>>737635951
the only thing that has a soul in china are the doggos, which the chinks eat to try to gain a soul

>>737633950
might be the dumbest shit i've ever seen

>>737635383

Zero consequences in China if you have money. You can even pay someone to go to court/prison for you.

>>737630590
>kicks the fence

???

>>737636081
Maybe it's an electric truck. You don't hear those coming!

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Story- unarmed Chinaman officer takes knife from mass school stabber and administers mental health care.

>>737630590

>Yu not get sex 2 year!
>Stupid fence! China grow larger!

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>>737635383

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>>737635396

>>737630590
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-attacks-22-kids-knife-china-school-article-1.1220230

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/ten-children-stabbed-by-man-outside-school-gate-in-china-a6902866.html

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/28/china-man-stabs-students-teacher-south.html

nice china, nice one.

>>737636602
That was one of the happiest moments of that mans life.

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>>737636314
I thought only white people did that stuff at schools.

They're evolving

>>737636314
wow he did a shitty job

>>737636639
Now list US school shooting, funny white man!

>>737636834
Are you kidding? There's a mass stabbing/machete attack just about every day in China, and a truck mowing down a sidewalk like weekly.

>>737636848

> Shitty job

That kid stabbed 22 of his classmates. I agree not slow and painful enough.

>>737636972
Haha nobody even looked over the edge.

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>>737636972
that guy in the green shirt

>>737635677
fucking lost

>>737637067
of course not, would you?

>>737637185
Uh yeah, while calling emergency services?

>is he alive?
>don't know, didn't bother to look

>>737632054
Always wondered wtf that machine is and why the victim prodded it.

>>737637334
DeathBot 2000™

>>737637329
the japs have it different
if they try to help they can be sued for Rape

>>737636946
they've mostly happened by other students?

idk I've never heard of a teacher STABBING children to death in the west

>>737637523
>man on fire
>decides to record mist

What a shitty fucking cameraman

>>737637610
they just bang them.
at least the female teachers

>>737637329
>>737637487

Yeah, their courts are fucked up. If you help someone, they take it as an admission of guilt. Why would you help some rando unless you caused the accident? Good samaritans successfully sued all the time.

If you did hurt someone, better back up over them and make sure they're dead. Settlement is less that way.

>>737632054
watch me swooce right in

>>737631576
Thanks faggot. Most of my webms are too big to post here and I never bothered to learn how to shrink them.

>>737636314
fucking awesome.

>>737634749

Anymore like this?

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>>737637334
>fabric mill
>rolls finished fabric onto rolls
>rolls workers into rolls

>>737634489
kek

This is quite simple, really.

rarity = value
China is the country with the most humans of all, therefore they're much less valuable there.

>>737638543
actuarry that's India

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>>737638305

>>737638947
He said humans

>>737633950

At least it was over quickly.

>>737635822

If you think China is the only place where people kill each other over traffic incidents, let me tell you about a country called "America"

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>>737639111
I are Chinese Checker

>>737634871
Easy...
American: 0.0
Chinese: -.-

>>737635354
Relax man, that's a FEMININE penis, I jerk off to traps all the time and I couldn't be straighter

I don't think it was

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>>737638965
>>(you)

>>737635781
Woah. They speak English?

>>737639111
This is how elevators will work in America after the Republicans finish getting rid of those job-killing safety regulations.

>>737633950
May have been an intentional suicide

>>737636602
What exactly is going on here?
What was she trying to achieve?

>>737640064
She was trying to hide her cock

>>737640195
But why is she up there and in her pants in the first place?

>>737640064
Looks like a dancer for some sort of event.

>>737639516
Lost.

>>737636314
Watching this goes great with listening to the maple leaf rag by scott joplin

>>737640819
Apparently in China run over people is a nacional sport.

>>737631576
Bumping this in the name of knowledge.

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>>737640819

>the cat

>>737640920
>saves her child instead of herself
Are you sure that's China?

>>737637960
you have got to be shitting me

>>737636602
Looks like "she" has a penis bulge.

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>>737640954
Your fedora is showing...

>>737641414

that kid throw

>>737641287

No joke.

>>737641287
Yeah I've heard the same. That's part of the reason why you always see everyone minding their own business and not reacting when terrible things happen. In China, reacting is seen as an admission of guilt.

>>737641642
Guard rails are expensive and inefficient.

>>737638305
Not China,...

....well, it happened in Richmond, BC.....so...I guess.....close enough.

Die, you dog eating cunts

>>737641950
i don't like motorcyclist

>>737639677
KEK so hard

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>>737641856
Was wondering. There shouldn't be anything alive in china's waters. They ate it all.

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>>737630782
try
MasterOfWebM
created for 4chan compliant webm's.
even has a file size target.
https://github.com/MasterOfWebM/WebM-Converter

So satisfying to see the cat fucking dog beaters get their comeuppance. Post MOAR!!

>>737641272
You're right. It's Kazakhstan.

>>737641059
Rumble in the Bronx

>>737641950
directed by Micheal bay

>>737641287
Cheaper to pay funeral costs than a lifetime of disability payments, this is why tgere are so many who have dashcams to protect themselves from daily insurance scammers

>>737642114
that's some final destination shit

>>737641059
This has to be some sort of chinese version of jackass where the host is expendable.
'Hello, I am chinese guy #32, welcome to jackass'

>>737643502
Yea they just promise to feed his family forever but then don't.

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Hey, I catch lat for your lestaulant. Come get!

>>737641763
Not to mention they're dangerous.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa1_1459261571

>>737641950
Critical hit

>>737641287
Look up "china insurance scams" on youtube, they deliberately throw themselves at cars to claim insurance

>>737643806
Why are chinks so fucking dumb?

Can someone post the one of the semi truck plowing through some cyclists?

>>737644148
that's russia

>>737641950
natural fucking 20

>>737630590
Webcam.getthelube.com

>>737630782
search kcwebm.py on googl

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>>737643292
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT FILENAME IS GOLD

Fuck chinks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3cB2Raswc

>>737632766
There's a severely injured person on the ground.

Nobody helps.

China.

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this happened to me last night.
this thread reminded me about it.
nothing happened.
but i just loathe bicyclist so much.
i don't even bat an eyelid when i see a liveleak cyclist road accident.
good.
one less cyclist.
i was only driving about 35, could've easily been doing 50.
if you can't see him then you realize why i believe it should be illegal to be on the road

>>737643263
what was that

>>737644916
is ther a bicycle i your webm? I don't see shit.

Anyway, bicyces without lights at night should be jailed. They are literally forfeiting their right to life.

>>737641665
the ol' toddler toss

>>737645315
oh yes there is.
i guess the webm darkens the video a bit.
but its right there between 6-8 second mark.
i think they were plannin on turning. (he/she was in the middle turning lane.)

>>737639111
Never ever ever getting on a Chinese elevator

>>737643292
>China-son: This China rife brows.
>China-pa: You dishonor the famiwy name. Go kirr yourself if its so bad.
>China-son: Dont mind if I do.
>China-ma & China-pa: Stupid chink did it, he actually did it! ROTFLMAO

>>737645432
DID YOU JUST ASSUME A PRONOUN?

>>737634489
lol
Buster Keaton couldn't have done it better

>>737630782
she was pissed off and took it out on him which made him pissed off and he took it out on the fence

>>737635396
moar?

>>737636314
don't resist arrest in china

>>737642434
Did he dead die kill ?

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>>737646127
yes

>>737640920
There's an emergency stop button right the fuck there.

>>737646788
it's china.
>implying the e-stop does anything besides give you lead poisoning.

>>737646728
well dont stop desu

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>>737647530
if you like it, her being fucked by my big white cock

>>737644899
Cheaper to kill someone than it is to pay whatever you have to pay for injuring someone

>>737641950
[puts feet down to stop]
>OW that hurts my bare feet! I wish I had worn shoes! Nothing could ever hurt worse than this...

>>737645965
*acting*
*acting*
Nothing is real.

>>737647407
"Dog in freezer. Cook before kill. TTYL, lol."

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>>737638305

>>737636314
I love when he forgets he's getting stabbed and decides to walk away normally

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>>737643840
Is walking into powerlines with a metal frame a legit profession in china?

>>737648070
go on?

>>737632766
That must be the stupidest race of human I have ever seen, far far ahead of negroides

>>737641642
If they was uhmurka he could've sued for no railing. What a shame the nigga wasn't in a free country. 'murika!

>>737648330
The Warking Dead. Evelybody is Glenn edition.

>>737641991
Eating! You die dog cunts.

>>737633950
I keep thinking wtf is this
there's no reason for that

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>>737647654
That's the worst photoshoped shit I have ever seen

>>737638305
So I guess you could say he ...

died in the wool.

>>737643263
insta-c3po arms

>>737630782

he mad cause fence took her virginity. she mad cause he remove fence

>>737636314
orange dude comes down @ 0:32
cop be like
>hang on, I'm restoring peace

>>737648330
>>737635383
>>737634489
Where is the soul? I cant find an explanation for these rash actions

>>737641991
>this
china and its people will never receive pity from me, just caramel covered keks

>>737635677
holy shit

>>737635383
this is so fucking frustrating

>>737641642
ha just like from looney toons

>>737639733
Shut the fuck up faggot commie kike

>>737637334
since it's unwinding I'll guess it's being slit down from a jumbo reel to 3-5 smaller reels. Not quite sure why they're touching the paper, no real need to.

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>>737643736

>>737634489

vrrr doink... vrrrr doink... vrrrr doink... vrrr doink

vrrrrrr aaaaaahhhhhhhhh

>>737647407
>>737639111
>>737642434

What's going on with chink elevators, mass murder machines or new scenes of final destination movie?

>>737641950
Just looking at the read car passing the blue truck, and the white one after it... no wonder there is zero safety margin if this is how people drive there.

>>737641950
Seriously where are the traffic lights?

>>737645564
>Never ever ever getting on a Chinese elevator

or escalator
or street

>>737641642
classic exit strat

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>>737636834
>not knowing about Cho
How old are you kid?

>>737642434
I guess his ribcage was confined enough for him to suffocate.
You can see his hand cramping up before his head goes into typical convulsive breathing.

>>737641950
my sides

>>737631576
Good on you for not calling him a newfag.

>>737633422
holy kek thx anon for the giggle i wish i post this on O/

>>737634489
THIS! IS! CHINAAAAAAA!

>>737634954
It's faked.

>>737639733
elevator more likely to kill a fat person, fat people who don't wanna risk it take stairs and lose weight, either way, less fatties good job repubs

>>737651017
No it isn't you idiot.

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>>737634749
I want to see this thing fuck Veronica Rodriguez

>>737645200
Hard hat

>>737635677
hahahahaha

>>737632054
my neck my back

>>737643292

he might have been saved were it not for that final head slap

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>>737636996
>On CCTV

>>737636314

I hope that cop got a medal

>>737647523
betrayed hubby?

>>737642916
kek

>>737636118
its not hard when they're all clones. Imagine a line-up in china

>>737652316
no shit.
and we thought all niggers look alike.

>>737641059
That's Korea, not China.

>>737642901
confirmed
To run over someone is a sport in china

>>737642114
jesus christ

>>737642114
That bicycler smash though

>>737652463
They got rear-ended you retard.

>>737636314
who's the cop ?

>>737641099
Only on 4chan i saw 5 videos of chineses running on children.

>>737639733
China is a communist nation, and guess which political party is pro communism
>spoiler; the liberal one<

>>737655364
what the heck, was the plane made of plywood?

>>737632766
The yellow motorbike at the end tried to cross with the children

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It's called not-as-capitalist-as-USA, fuckers!

USA USA USA

MAGA FOREVER

I'm not trolling, fuck you.


pic related, two school chicks making out in a NICE car, who live in a NICE suburb or city, RELATIVELY SAFELY and CAREFREE.

Sure, they might be oblivious to the many problems of their country, and they most likely are more socialist than capitalist, themselves, but capitalism and individual rights and sovereignty are the fundamental building blocks of our country's government.

It's the reason we are called greedy and stupid and racist, etc. Trump don't give a fuck, he's going to keep going until you do kill or impeach him. He's setting a standard, but hopefully the next president will be "more tactful" yet more subversive.

CHINA NEEDS TO BE NUCKED

>>737655095
Glorifying stupidity of that caliber is pathetic

>>737647407
"Herro? 9 Run Run? My regs clushed in erevater."

>>737633950

steaming pile of guts blasted out his ass...

gross

>>737634749
Fuckin sauce?!

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>>737638305

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>>737640819
that u turn tho

>>737638305

Do you think the cameraman was trying to creepshot her?

Cuz that would definitely be my reason for filming this lol

>>737655586
RC model made of wood.

For a minute I also wondered if Brasil was making jets out of plywood to save money

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>>737639677

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>>737641950

>>737642901

That $20 dash cam may have saved this driver quite a lot of prison time.

>>737639733

This is how they work in China with those regulations.

Regulations limit entrepreneurial activity.

Liberal universities (funded by government) produce and propagate socialist/liberal economic science.

Your understanding is based on popular belief. You are trying your hardest to be average by hating those who the average tell you are the big bullies.

>>737635383
That video just kept getting worse and worse. Like, I was thinking, "Oh, he ran someone over... AND AGAIN, AND NOW HE'S RUNNING SOMEONE ELSE OVER... AND NOW HE'S FUCKING CRASHING INTO SHIT!"

Like, it just kept getting worse... Holy shit, China...

>>737630590
anyone else notice the one phone dude seems to check the rail? Was he lookin for blood or takin a sniff or something?

>>737643263
>skyrim paralysis spell

>>737641414
Story?

>>737630590
holy shit, that fence even fights back.

>>737644148
Niggers do this in New Orleans too.

>>737655586
It's China, what do you expect?

>>737657004
Guy gets upset. Fights adults. Tosses child. Nothing of value damaged.

>>737634749
MODS!!! that's a 13 year old!

Pussy Bruised

>>737643292
i totally lost it

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>>737638145
>filename

>>737640064
>she

>>737632054
What was he thinking

>>737633950
I think he'll be a right just get some stitches :)

>>737657679
Lotta niggers for china...

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>>737656839

>>737639733
this would never have happened if the baby had a gun! the elevator would never have dared to do that.

>>737634749
*He

>>737640819
poor cat

>>737643502
it's korean, nigger

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>>737657679
That fucking pole kill the monkey

>>737637523
Wha happarhend?

>>737633422
Well most probably overloading the truck as is the local custom.

>>737639111
it kills me that in all these vids the people around them just don't give a shit or help or warn each other

fucking animals

i've noticed the same in south american vids

trash people

>>737636314
he stabbed the soul out of that guy

>>737636972
Am I following this event right?
Some kid attacked another kid and then the attacked hops over the railing and kills himself halfway through the assault?

What?

>>737640819
lol the cat shaking

>>737658410
*attacker, not attacked, fuck.

>>737658410
He was pushed off the balcony.

>>737647523
context?

>>737643263
that's some final destination shit right there.

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>>737630590
She's going to use this incident as an excuse not to have sex for the entirety of the marriage.

>>737643263
That was just pure dumb luck. Smh

>>737634489
HAHAHA

Justice is served

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>>737636972

>>737644916
i don't see shit

>>737658548
>as an excuse not to have sex
Never... In the whole damn history of the country... has a chinese person done this.
FFS! There wouldn't be 50 billion of them if they had!

>>737658548

and she's gonna cuck him and blackmail him with something and get all his inheritance money and property in the end.

>>737636602
how all women should be treated

>>737655586
It was made by a typical Trump voting american using cheap parts and labor to save money.

>>737645564
Your first mistake would be going to China in the first place.

No reason to do that.