Just bought this coconutter, dubs decide what do

>>737627828
eat the hairy side

remove hairs grind them up and then pack the bowl full then enjoy

>>737627828
Ninja chop until it cracks open

tie a leash around it and walk it around petsmart

>>737628122
that was fast

>>737627828
put in microwave for 30 minutes. post results

>>737628122
We going to ignore these dubs?

>>737628345
bump

>>737627828
>coconutter
Lost

>>737628122
WINRAR
there we go >>737628347
so it's official

Op here, fuuuck, will post pics of my chowdown on fucking nut hairs

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>>737627828
put it next to Wilson and make it jelly

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>>737628596
Let's see it op

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I have a nut hair sampler

>>737627828
you should plant that shit man then dig it out after like a month or two. you'd have like atleast 6 coconuts

>>737629188
I don't know if that's how coconuts work

>>737629291
trust me man. i'm an expert when it comes to cocos and nuts.

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I had my teeth grind on the outside of the nut, that fucker is not only rock hard, but when you accidentaly inhale the coco dust, its feels like doing the synonym challange while a guy is deepthroating the soul outta you

Why the fuck did i put july 12?

>>737629444
nice trips. I believe you

>>737629444
Checked confirmed coconutologist

>>737629188

You know what, i might try that

>>737629444
Dude wasn't impressed enough with dubs, coconut scientist pulled out trips. Checked

run it over

>>737627828
One of the few serious suggestions here.

When I was in Australia I managed to crack one of these fuckers open by repeatedly smashing it against a rock. I tried the juice and, personally hated it, so I poured it all out.

I took my pocket knife out and started picking off the "meat" and eating it. Not bad, but tasted better since my accomplishment of smashing it open on a rock like a fucking neanderthal.

We were staying in a small aborigine village and it was about the for the usual evening fire.

One of the locals named Joe, took a piece of my coconut and thew it into the fire meat side down. I looked at him confused and a bit annoyed, it was my prized harvest for the day.

He told me to trust him and let it sit and burn in the fire for about 5 minutes. He told me when it was "probably" ready and I took it out.

"now eat it"

FUCKING DELICIOUS! reminded me a little bit of popcorn but WAY better.

So, my suggestion is to go to australia break it open on a rock, have a local throw it in the fire and eat the crispy meat.

TLDR: open it, throw it in a fire meat side down and enjoy.

>>737629810
insert coconut in pooper

>>737627828
>>737630906
late edit, not sure if it would taste the same on a grill, mine was literally sitting in ash from the fire as well as just getting cooked.

>>737627828
Shove up your ass

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Get a hammer, make hole, drink milk

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thats the shit coconut, get this one instead next time, its called a young coconut, the liquid inside tastes great and most of the time you can eat the inside like a pudding, you shave off the top with a knife then puncture a hole in it, put a straw and you have instant refreshment!

those shitty hairy testicles can go fuck themselves though.

>>737627828
open

Throw coconut as hard as you can at your car. Post results.

Take to ocean.
Set free.
Masturbate in public for victory of rescuing coconut.
Post pics of dick in public

>>737631512
kek

>>737627828
fuck it and post pic

Break open coconut.
Jizz in broken shelf pieces.
Sell broken jizz coconut pieces to people randomly on street.
Post selfies with these people.

>>737631136
rolling for shoving up ass

>>737631136
roll

Cut hole in coconut
Fuck coconut
Jizz in coconut
Drink contents.

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>>737631644
fucking winrar
topkek
shove up ass op

>>737631644
In the pooper it goes

>>737631644
It's a challenge OP but you're a huge fag so it should fit nicely

Walk around town with your coconut telling everyone you see it's your lover. And that you fuck it every night.
Anyone who cringed gets smashed in the face with coconut.

>>737631866
fucking winrar again holy shit

>>737631866
Winrar...hoping for pics

>>737631678
Roll

>>737631512
Kek roll

>>737631512
This OP

Clear your web history and destroy computer with coconut

>>737631866

We have a winner

Guess OP died from attempting to shove that thing up his ass.

>>737631866
Kek DO IT OP

Cut in half and drink kava out if it until krunked

>>737628688
Checked

>>737628345

This might be one of the best ideas ive ever heard. Why isnt this a youtube channel yet?