I found $5050 on a train what do?

>>737624241
Buy me a steam game

Buy a car so you can stop taking the train.

Buy a motorbike, duh

>>737624241
story?

>>737624241
buy real money with it

>>737624339
im only 17 :(

>>737624241
Timestamp + money

shits probably from a honeypot make sure its not fake

>>737624384
this

Spend for coke and hookers

>>737624387
banned

>>737624387
You can ride a motorbike to your hearts content on an L plate. Nice little loophole.

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>>737624241
weed and booze

then spend the day checking ecchi material
that's my definition of a perfect day

Return it they'll never expect that LOL

>>737624241
Use that dollareedoos to become a trap.
17 is a bit late and not all of your masculine features will disappear but you are also still young enough that hormones will benefit you

>>737624241
money with timestamp or gtfo, even with a timestamp it's probably just your money

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>>737624387
B&

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>>737624382
yeah pretty much was taking a train back from a friends place and found a plastic bag it had some groceries and also the money.

>>737624241
Turn it in

>>737624424
>>737624666
there

>>737624666
buy a hooker, say you are 18, who cares

>>737624666
honestly, go hand it in to your nearest cop station where you found it, a lot of elderly people carry heaps of cash on them, good karma is better than 5k

you in Melbourne OP?

>>737624666
ffffffug syds? OP gimme some :c

>>737624743
OP here,
If there are any lovely ladies here from melbourne and want some cash hit me up
im a virgin BTW but good idea.

>>737624666
sounds like you interfered with something you shouldn't have. give it to the police or use the money to leave town for a while.

its a good find but if its not your money then it still isn't. no one loses 5k and forgets about the 17 year old that took it.

>>737624834
yes actually

Buy a dingo

>>737624820
young faggot detected. that wouldnt go past the pockets of the person you hand it to.
>>737624666
keep it, and use it for daily expenses. dont deposit it in the bank. dont attempt to return it

>>737624969
I'm in Melbourne too, if you wanna do stupid shit with it, I'm down. No girl is gonna hit your place, but there's a million places to go if that's what you want.

buy a decent keyboard

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OK, im gonna try getting a girl, will post my correspondence with her,
fuck i hope this works

>>737625403
>he enjoys wasting money

fucking save it motherfucker, you can buy a car with that right now if you wanted to, no let me waste it on pussy i cant get. have at it motherfucker

>>737625463
sorry mate we all make mistakes :)
ok which girl should i message

>>737625403
If you want one that bad, I'd just drive you to a joint to see girls. Trying to get one to come to your place is gonna cost you a bunch, be a pain to organise, and you might blow way too much on just doing it.

>>737625633
text your mom, tell her youll give her $2000 if she sucks your dick

>>737624666
nice OP i always fantasized about this happening to me and I have access to some good sleazy options here in my city to spend it, welp a man can dream one of these days..

>>737625633
are there no hooker websites for melbourne?

>>737625094
>keep it, and use it for daily expenses. dont deposit it in the bank. dont attempt to return it

This. Save that shit, son. You'll thank us later when you're older.

>>737624241
Make a reasonable attempt to find the owner of that money, otherwise you're subject to theft by finding.

>>737625816
cracker.com.au

OP go to the escort section of backpage, they are good for aus hookers. Find a nice one and treat yo self

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>>737625633
>>737625463
who should i hire willing to spend 1k of it

>>737625922
your mother

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>>737624241
Nigger you can buy a 2009 Ve Calais, And that's the 3.6lt Sidi model (220rwhp) - That's as much as a 1996 V8 (Vt SS)

You WILL get unlimited female attention with something like this at 17, and it'll be legit fresh high school pussy.

Wasting your dosh on some street meat is beyond idiotic.

>>737626135
what is he doing with a car if he doesnt have a license?

>>737626135
its a fake, this thread is just for advertising some crack whore website

>>737626135
+ rego + insurance + + mechanic + no license + driving lessons + 250ks done

>>737626258
18 is P plates.
Not like he can't find some 22yo collage guy to wing-man for him for a few months.

>>737624666
Didn't expect legit.

Fake fiddles have been pretty common lately, do some checks to make sure they're real.

Otherwise stash them and use them gradually. No. Big purchases. Pay goes into your bank account, you sometimes pay for a meal/drinks with fake money. In a few years it's gone but you have the equivalent.

>>737626290
thats backpage bro standard site faggot

>>737624241
that's not how a $50 bill looks like :o

>>737624820
haha fuckin nerd

>>737624241
>train

you're probably on some security camera and they'll look for you eventually
you get like 10 % for bringing it back, otherwise you can get dragged to court

OP, did you eat the groceries?

>>737626360
- (Negartive) Free car....
Anyway trasfer of ownership and 3months rego be like $400, 3rd party property insurance $32 a month. 'you' don't need a licence, your friend does. You'll need to get yours anyway at some point so it's not a factor.
It's a free Ve calais, don't worry about the 250k, It'll last till your a pensioner if you don't hook it round corners and trash box it. It's primary function for you is to attract girls, and girls Fucking Love Cars.

http://melbourne.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/18yo-aussie-teen-britney-big-natural-boobs-size-8-naughty-and-horny/19979874

Ok im going for this girl coz she is 18,
or should i go for an older girl dnt know.
will upload messages anyway

>>737626586
bringing it back meaning go to a police station or lost and found, they'll note down your name. if nobody comes to claim it it's legally yours, if someone does come to get it he's forced to give you that reward

You're an ausfag so couple of scenarios
>if you found it with a wallet, and it looks like it belongs to a pensioner, do the right thing and hand it back
>if you just found it with no ID, either keep it or ring the train company
>be aware that this very well me be drug money, and you might have some bikies or wog cunts tracking you down

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>>737626663
>going for this girl coz she is 18,
verified

>>737624241
If it's loose cash I'd just pocket it. If it was in a wallet or identifiable envelope I'd probably turn it in.

>>737624387
MOD'S
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>>737624241
Is that the new monopoly money?
That's not what dollars look like, McDonalds will call the cops on you if you try using that.

Is that monopoly money?

>>737624241
buy drugs

>>737627109
send me one please, im a poorfag
paypal.me/4chinyo

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i hope this works

>>737627279
sry dnt have paypal

>>737627302
Godspeed

>>737627302
Okay man, you're in Carlton, I'm in Collingwood, I'll come pick you up and actually take you to one of the thousands of hookers around Melbourne haha, gg ez.

>>737627302
how much of a cuck can you be? what the fuck, 500$ spent on a fucking pussy, are you retarded?

>>737627448
i dnt think she will respond,
and u will probs roll me

>>737627627
There are legal hookers all over this town, even next to queen vic market, on victoria st richmond. I take you, you pay for both, seems fair.

>>737627302
- Do you take requests?
I'd like to ~tip extra~ to initial your belly with /b/ and take a commemorative picture, Won't need to include face or be identifiable

>>737627746
Do this OP, you'll have a tour guide

>>737627746
accept his offer and say bye to your 5k, cuck

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OK new target
http://melbourne.backpage.com.au/FemaleEscorts/special-130-hf-hour-fantasy-korean-gir-l-outcalls/23614902
same starting message>>737627746

>>737627627
There's a chance that >>737627746
won't murder you after robbing you.
Maybe.

i can do this

>>737627746
also legal hookers wont let me coz im 17

>>737627627
So, you found 5k on a train you live in carlton,
we have the phone number of someone whom you have contacted.
you fucked it, take the money to the cops because you're traceable now.

>>737627950
Don't tell them you're 17 this time zz
Oh hai, can i buy sxi plz, btw has mah life story

just dont tell them ur real age , go for that pussy and keep us update how r journey is going. best of luck on getting laid OP

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>>737624241
>dollaridoos

>>737628180
>ur real age , go for that pussy and keep us update how r journey is goin
>>737628178
but they might check ID

>>737628055
THIS, the fucking fag is done now. sending it to the aussie police.

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>>737624241

My love my life my truth
Wont forget to tell a friend
One shall not lose his truth

Toward my ennemy i tell 'not'