Why has America not invaded Canada yet?

It doesn't need to.

>>737609862
we literally have a gap between fucking Alaska and the rest of the states of course we do you retard.

>>737609796
Because it's easier for America to have neutral states next to it rather than borders with less neutral places

>>737609922
Politicians are dumb.

You're dumber.

because last time you tried we beat you back and lit the White House on fire.

>>737609929
we could just holocaust the shit out of them that way actual people can enjoy the maple syrup of canada

>>737609862
This. Canada is part of america... it just doesnt realise it yet

>>737609796
Because we don't need more snow and Tim Hortons.

>>737609991
do you not see the god damn gap?

>>737610006
that was mainly brits and we fucking slaughtered them at new orleans with a couple of pirates

>>737610031
but all that potential for maple syrup surplus and canadian sex slaves

>>737609922
>>737610047
>OCD or some other form of autism

>>737610152
that gap is fucking huge though

>>737609922
>you retard.
I am retarded
you are full retard tho

>>737610185
So is the gap to Hawaii but we aren't building giant underwater cities to fill it (yet).

Every developed nation in the world would jump to Canada's defence. The world loves Canada and hates murica.

>>737610218
1. theres a gap
2. we could use their stuff
3. we could use some canadian slave labor
4. all that forest could be converted into tons of factories
5. we could slaughter all those liberals

Annex British Columbia and it's solved.

Don't let them run off with Washington and Oregon to fulfill their cascadia pipedream though.

>>737610277
we got airplanes for that silly

Vimy Ridge
D-day
1812

Because we are like the Hulk. You wouldn't like us when we are angry.

>>737609796
cuz the civilized world values peace, u stupid nigger

>>737610291
we could strike a deal with russia to attack the europeons while we gobble canada

>>737610345
this sounds like a good idea but that canadian shield has to be renamed the american shield by the time we are done with canada

>>737609796
I don't want their muslims.

>>737610351
You know airplanes work over land, right?

>>737610360
we werent even trying during 1812 and you guys got all the comfy aid in the other two

>>737610380
the civilized world is set up in a way to inevitably lead into massive drain of resources and competition with other power, we must sieze Canada before other powers try. As well as fix that god damn gap.

>>737609796
Americans are afraid of the Sasquatch, they dare not invade his land. The proud powerful sasquatch possesses a penis the size of a pickup truck.

>>737610513
>we
Got a mouse in your pocket, comrade?

It would be just like when Germany invaded Russia, one winter and 1/2 your forces would be dead or starving. Muricans don't have the experience or constitution to survive here.

>>737610489
yes but it looks so ugly with that border gore between alaska and the states

>>737610481
we could massacre them or subject them to slave labor

>>737610618
our forces will just bomb the shit out of the place, its literally nothing but forest and toronto so canada would be burning by fall

Funny how muricans think Russia is some 3rd world country with nothing yet the muricans bought Alaska from them instead of just taking it.

>>737610771
Don't think you realize just how big Canada is.

>>737610607
no

>>737610594
war wastes resources and ruins economies more, idiot

>>737610795
because in that circumstance it was cheaper than war and seeing as how we cant just buy canada it must be taken by force

>>737610891
america during ww2 and ww1 boomed in industry retard

>>737610944
no, it didnt. It just invented things for the war and used them for other things later. Ask Japan how did they fare, retard

>>737611041
we where pumping out battleships per month and ammunition factories sprang up near nearly every town. America in a time of war is able to mobilize into a producer of death in an instant. all that is lost would be payed back through the slavery of canadians.

The people are cucks, the politicians are worse, a large portion of it is uninhabitable, and it appears to be on suicide watch. With that said, what reason have we to take over a failing ship? Better to just sit back and watch then claim the remains.

>>737611151
https://www.thoughtco.com/are-wars-good-for-the-economy-1148174

>>737610771

>just deserts and sandpeople

>>737611247
fake news you need better proofs

>>737611345
its not fake news. U lose.

>>737611260
and we kicked their asses, osama is dead and isis fell apart practically on its own with no american invasion necessary.

>>737611381
that still doesnt show how throughout history america has remained a constant power despite constant war, we thrive off of it andd can handle a little war with some liberal seal clubbers

>>737611482
>throughout history
>240 years of existence

>>737611162
cut down all their trees and replace their forests with massive factories and sweat shops with slave labor pumping out goods and set up a conservative puppet government at first to help with the assimilation.

cause 190 countries would destroy you (excluding Russia because you guys said they would help) also canada's army is better per person then america so if you did invade and it was 3/1 america with more troops we would statistically fuck you (still not including the majority of the civilized world)

>>737611537
canada would not last a year under american might anon, face it.

>>737611676
why r u still talkin?

>>737611614
we run and supply the world and the russians would be more than a match to hold off europe, after america claims canada they woud simply create a western front for europe and crush them

>>737611756
because you have not shown any proof tat canada can fight off america. what can canada do, throw syrup at us and make shitty music?

>>737611162

This

just let everybody suicide under a 2nd amendment flag...after that the Mexicans, Canadians and native Americans can roll in peacefully to spread freedom

seriously there is a great video that explains how Russia would get fucked by where they are on the land, also they have a high amount of poverty so doubt it

>>737611849
if usa attacks canada, its usa agains all nato
and that wasnt the point, nigger

>>737609796
cuz they had no chance against rice pawns
and unlike vietnam, canada has horses

>>737612002
vietnam was fought with our arms tied behind our back

>>737611995
i just got done explaining russia would stall nato while america takes canada and create a second front with nato

>>737611923
you honestly believe a bunch of gypsy slavs can fend off wave after wave of purebreed russians?

>>737612144
u were wrong anyway

>>737612096
if so, agent orange would have mutilated yourself

>>737610634
Are you saying that a war with one of our closest allies is inherently worth it just so our border touches Alaska?

>>737611756 if USA has 3 NATO Allies lets say Germany, Russia and Japan still out numbered by China and India alone, also asian's are smarter than Amerifags

>>737612302
yes

>>737609796
We tried once, but they had all the maple syrup

>>737612337
usa wont have allies, usa is an aggressor and u said usa is so strong its gonna attack canada alone

>>737612207
the only threat nato and canada could throw at usa is mosquitos and fancy talk we could fend them off no prob with just drones

>>737609922
What about that giant body of water between us and Hawaii... we need to build a bridge. Either that or you're a dumbass

>>737612436
keep being wrong

>>737612194
do you really believe that Russia would be just fending off slavs and not all of the NATO allies LONGEST call to on the ground is around 32 hours

>>737612430
america could take them all on their own but the most desired scenario is that russia takes slav land while america fixes that gap

>>737611423

> still not sure whos asses were actually kicked
> Saudi Arabian living under government protection in Pakistan
>main regional "allies"
> being the main force that caused the creation of ISIS

>>737612370
we learned anon, WE LEARNED we will strike their syrup supplies first and burn their lovely toronto.

>>737612430 I personally think that USA can invade Canada but why WOULD it

>>737612456
we can just fly over the water no harm done there

>>737612538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II
>>737612639
i went over this - civilised countries prefer peace

>>737612530
europe is weak, fratcured, and divisive. russia is more unified and would simply have to hold the line. ukraine is already practically theirs

>>737612659
same can be said about Alaska, you get an A for autism tho

>>737611423

> fell apart on its own

>>737612639
because canada has the audacity to commit border gore with the usa and separate alaska from the rest of the states. Canada is a land ripe for industry and other means of production too.

>>737612791
majority of shit done on Isis was euro and Canada, good try!

>>737612772
but their is landmass in between there, flying over it is not good enough. we need every red blodoed american to have the opportunity to drive through that area without having to deal with canadian borders

>>737612852
if so then how come america bought it from us?

>>737612968
to take all the resources there, but now we must complete what bill seward started years ago.

>>737612937
(wrong use of their its there)
like someone else said "time to build a bridge to hawaii" because its not good enough that you have to fly there also wtf red blooded Americans can't drive there BUILD THE BRIDGE NOT THE WALL I GUESS

>>737613123
how come you didn't invade us then and get all of our resources before we sold a large portion of it to china

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Canadians are in a constant state of cuckoldry by the united states.

everyone that's worth anything in Canada have to come to the united states to make money.

>>737613303 example?

>>737613297
we just got done with a civil war and our technology then wouldve made war over there far more difficult

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>>737613303

>>737613220
you cant drive on water or make a bridge in an ocean

>>737612937
Have fun driving to hawaii
TopKek

>>737613584
hawaii isnt commiting any border ggore the problem is that britsh columbia, yukon bullcrap.

>>737612937
going to assume you are amerifag
if all you have are "red blodoed american"/can't hit a keyboard key doubt you can hit a bullet

>>737610091
This. We ain't no damn redcoats.

>>737610091
>that was mainly brits
who the fuck do you think stayed and built canada?
do americans still not understand colonialism in 2017?

>>737609796
So, why hasn't the plotline to the Fallout series started yet is what you're asking?

>>737612905

ISIS was fighting:

mainly US supported groups including former Al-Quaida affiliated ones and groups that were listed as terrorists by the CIA. But the whole bunch is now described as the free Syrian Army.
Assad forces with Iranian/ Hezbollah support
EU/US/Turkish Kurds (PKK) supported Kurds
Turks "fighting" ISIS as a cover up to kill as many Kurds as possible

...these are just the main ones in that mess

>>737614005
they don't even understand something as common as common sense so idk man colonialism might be a hard one

>>737614005
Hell no we don't you commie bastard.

>>737614005
canada is jsut a lower form of brits formed by cold isolation and maple binging

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>>737613961
can you just get this through your head that canada cant withstand america?

>>737612337
>asian's are smarter than Amerifags
Which is why China steals everyone else's technology.

>>737614076

+ A whole bunch of Russians supporting Assad

you guys have been at war in middle east for decades and those countries are a fraction of the size of canada. what makes you think you could do anything but drop a bomb and have the rest of canadian allies come help push you back?

>>737614064
we cant wait that long to annex canada we need it now

>>737614334
canada is just forest and ice, those sand people had cities filled to the brim like canned sardines.

>>737614076
doesn't matter if america went in and circle jerked themselves while drone fucking schools.
but realistically once France went apeshit after Paris and got the brits to go in with them Isis died very shortly after with little headway done by Americans in the 2 year span

>>737609796
Because they're /b/ros who gave us hockey and lacrosse

I live in a state that borders Canada and I don't think we should invade them. We are bffs after all.

>>737614197
same thing with america. do you think white people were just being born out of nowhere in the states back in 15th century?

>>737614587
damn you have a good point you win

>>737609796
(((We))) left them for the azn and mudslimes to conqueror

>>737609796
because noobs wont invade pros

>>737614616
america is evolved brits

>>737614272
the area you have Russia coming out of is one of the easiest spots to get ambushed from in all of euro, also if it takes murifags any longer than 32 hours to invade all of BC they will get fucked and have nothing to show for it otherwise they will just get fucked

>>737610771
You would end up fighting a guerilla war, which Americans have proved to be quite bad at (Vietnam, Iraq 2, Afghanistan*) despite technological advantages.


*These guys have had significant practice at guerilla warfare, so don't feel bad.

>>737610836
Or how well armed Canada is.

>>737614447
canned sardines armed with sticks and defunct weapons salvaged from dead soldiers

>>737611151
you also weren't being attacked directly, save PH

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>>737614704
evolved to 300 pounds, yeah

>>737614749
nigger I'm canadian and the US would stomp us lmao

no country on earth is as well armed as america

>>737612144
Why would Russia help America?

If anything Russia would take the opportunity to take Alaska and probably parts of Canada for itself.

>>737614749
america is the one autistic kid in gym class who does nothing in (dodgeball, floor hockey, etc etc)
and then the chads (canada, brits, china)
carry them and then the autistic kid starts stating how he is the best at wars and walls and isis or winning them game when they did fuck all

We need their tar sands, but it's a bitch to mine so we have the maple fuckers do it for us

>>737614908
yes but us canadians have friends who would be willing to help us. and after the war was over they would offer aid and accept us as refugees no questions asked.

canada's banked some good karma over the years. america is the reclusive neighbour who stockpiles all his guns and if they could cut themselves off from the rest of the world they wouldn't hesitate to.

>>737614904
WRONG we are evolved very good we are the best at evolving we do the evolving the greatest but i'm really the greatest at evolving we evolved to 400 pounds we are the best

>>737609796
They tried twice and failed

>>737614908
no doubt amerifags could stomp us for like half a day and then fallout 5 would be announced by all other countries but this time america will become a bigger shithole then it already is.

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>>737609796
Because we're colder and darker than Viet Nam, so unless they're planning to invade with the Alaskan National Guard,
they'd be too afraid of freezing their little pee-pees off, Stalingrad-style, yeah...We are English, French and Ojibway
speaking Marxist shadow warriors that can make 3 km kill shots, we all learn it in Grade 13.

I got you in my sights already, yankee.

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>>737615268
tremendous evolution, i have many friends who have evolved to greatness.

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>>737615378
three times they wanted the border to be at 38 ish but we fought them back to 44

>>737614908
never heard of Viet Nam...must be a canuck

>>737615883
we also have the top 2 longest confirmed sniper shots

The USA only invades non-white countries

>>737615990
you guys got fucked in nam not us we just don't brag like autists constantly about doing fuck all

>>737609796
cause last time we thought we had in the bag they fucking rekt us and burnt down the whitehouse

>>737616025
I ain't talking one offs, I'm talking reg. force. #canadianwomensnipers

>>737609796
The last time the US and Canada had a tiff, the white house burned down.

>>737615133

He got into an autistic rage and went godzilla on some other kids lego city after a former friend knocked over his barbie house,

>>737609796
Why would we want to take over management of a gigantic area of land with very little resources that concern us?

Canada was only able to extra oil from the ground in a cost effective way once oil hit $100 a barrel. Now it's $50 a barrel.

They bought MILK from the US in huge quantities because they did not raise cows for themselves until recently.

BLM already has a 6 month permitting backlog in the land that we ALREADY have.

Canada would never invade the US and they have enough military to provide a good diplomatic buffer against Russia over the pole.

Canada would literally be the absolute last piece to fall on the map of world domination.

>>737609796
Yanks would invade, no problem.

The occupation on the other hand would serve up years of shit poutine and beheadings. Frozen sadness for America.

So ask yourself, G.I. Joe, do you really wanna?

>>737616447
if we are one of the best allies to any country why fuck with us homie g you fuck with that one skinny white dude you get the 30 buff black dudes

>>737609796
They already did. It's called NAFTA.

We would have conquered Canada long ago had it not been part of the British Empire.

>>737615133
kek, true dat.

>>737615133
In Iraq 1 & 2, the US have leaned on the British & Australian SAS and the Canadian Special forces. Like the Canadian who made the 3540m (3871yd) sniper shot recently

>>737616764
nafta is literally less relevant then fucking spaghetti.
if you had said "We already have its called spaghetti" would have been more factual then that fucking garbage

>>737609796
It has you inbread retard
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

>>737617135
you gave us our present day capitol and we gave you land we stole. nice try though

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>>737617088
Yer a fuckin' retred (you) dipshit fidgety fuck

We would win.

>>737616697
You clearly don't pay much attention to global politics.

The US spends more on National Defense than every other country combined.

WWII ended, we:
Formed NATO
Expanded NATO well past it's informally agreed upon size.
Demilitarized Japan, reprogrammed them into allies, and now we're remilitarizing them.
Built a the largest Navy in the world.
Took over the control of NATO and are now sanctioning people for not spending MORE money to scale up.
Built a ground force of militarized locals in the middle east and formed an alliance with the strongest country that is actually stable (Jews)

Nothing the US does is about "allies" it's all about risk assessment. This place is run by thousands of people like Mattis.

"Be polite and have a plan to kill everyone in the room."

>>737617611
speaking from Canada's pov

>>737609796
They did. Brits kicked their ass and ended up torching the white house.

>>737609796
>Why has America not invaded Canada yet?
They don't want the White House burned down again.

>>737611614
Lol America will easily defeat the rest of the world.

>>737617865
I'm from the US. This is literally the plan.

Britain, the US, and Israel obviously have a 200 year "let's take over the world" plan.

Since NATO was formed there has been essentially no war. Vietnam/Korea, relative to WWI, WWII, etc aren't even a thing. Same with the middle east. It's like...piddly little skirmishes.

This is all building to either completely divide the world into two pieces right down the middle with Euro/America on one half, and Russia/Asia on the other half, or it will all be a hundred years of setup to a single world government.

India/Japan Vs China

Europe/NATO vs Russia

Winner take all!

SUNDAY!

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>>737618137
>They don't want the White House burned down again.
yes please,
just move the white house to mar lardo, florida

washington state, oregon, and california want to be part of canada, maybe vermont too, which would make canada the 4th or 5th largest economy in the world... leaving the rest of the united states to fall into a handmaiden's tale like dystopia of far right christian extremists who re-instate slavery because the bible tells them it's okay

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>>737609796
There was a plan on the table but it got shelved

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>>737617317
>reading comprehension

>>737613369
justin beiber, superwomen, micheal J fox, ryan gosling

>>737614587
Both of those came from featherniggers

>>737619425
There are plans for everything you can think of.

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>>737615883
>British
>French
>Stalingrad style

Don't make me laugh leaf, the french are bigger pussies in war than Italians, the British constantly need other countries to bail them out of war. Also Canada isn't all that cold in the spring/summer, its mostly hot in fact. Also it doesn't really matter if you can kill a soldier from a long distance with a sniper when the U.S.A.F can destroy a building full of soldiers from several miles away. Your also forgetting logistical differences. The further north your pushed, the worse shape you'll be in as there is a smaller northern population/industrial base, along with that there would be a second front from Alaska. Face it, your butt hurt that you live in a weak country.

https://youtu.be/YG6OAWBJytk

1812. We did. We lost. Get over it.

https://youtu.be/hPViLamDzjA