Rekt bread

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>>737607090
>>737607072
Are elevator shafts the new fad on commiting sodoku?

>>737606985
i click then squirm because im a bitch

>>737607784
kek

>>737607908
fuck this im out

>>737608034

That one is so damn unfair.
Cracks me up every time.

>>737608208
this one always get me who is literally dumb enough to rob a fucking gun store?
>cmon jamal itll be easy we go in point the gun at old man and get money from the register, shiiiiet ill doubt he even have a baseball bat

>>737607130
i would definitely like to know more about this.

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guys im the only one postin, c'mon

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>>737608190

>>737608408

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gernot_Reinstadler

Ski caught on net. Pelvic fracture, organs bled out, and he died in the hospital that night.

>>737608011
>usually takes a crane to get it out

>>737608373
Niggers in the wild, just do nigger things

>>737608506
Fake as fuck

>>737607130
>08/04/2017
???

>>737606985
But where the hell doea the tyre come from?

>>737608420
how did he not get killed

>>737608962
most of the world writes dates in a non-retarded and logical way you know

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>>737609019
cuz there is a skull before the brain

>>737607639
Kek, that's some damned good karma at work there.
>Shitty driver gets smashed
>Passenger doesn't get smashed by mere inches

>>737607055
IS HE DEDED ?

>>737608962
Obviously April 8, retard.

>>737607210
Car accident, or...

>>737607115
Aftermath?

>>737607250
>filename not > getthewatahnigga.webm

>>737607639
I love the clips where people go unharmed, avoiding death by the merest of breaths

>>737608962
Obviously from the future, duh

>>737608034
Like something out of a movie.

>>737608929
it is actually scarilt common how the gas tanks on natural gas cars explode. the only reason it is not an 'epidemic' is because the cars themselves are not common

>>737608420
I'm hearing the "gdgdgdgdgdnng" sound effect they use for a knife getting thrown into a board every time someone touches it and it vibrates lmao

>>737608506
wtf did I just watch?

>>737609098
what the hell is that in his leg?

>>737607130
Saved by ALS bucket challenge.

>>737607250
When you forget to carry the Y.

>>737607072
>>737607090
Meanwhile, at FoxConn...

We need some new content like that professional butcher one, never seen that one before.

Everything else I've seen, which could be bad or good

>>737608962
amerifat detected.

>>737608034
Tonight on "you just got ching chong'd"

>>737610355
That's a drill jig going into the bone. Could be a total knee replacement. You might has well have Mexican Carlos hitting your bones with a sledge hammer.

>>737608225
Thought he was going to use the car to move scafold. Fucking asians have no soul. Confirmed

>>737611083
Tony Satrk begins testing Iron Man suit.

>>737606985

shit like this pisses me off, doesn't matter how careful you are, life is GOING TO GET YOU

>>737607072
instant karma

>>737609438
Did he catch the bullet in his mouth?

>>737611487

webm of the year

>>737606985
play of the game

>>737607908
I want him in my team

>>737608389
What happened ? >>737608408

>>737609160
yeah, he dead

>>737610904
kek

>>737609271
Took me a few seconds to find on Google you lazy fuck. Six children and one teacher injured. Max Muller Public School Annual Day Celebration February 14, 2016

>>737613491
It's an arsehole

>>737610525
sauce?

>>737608408
I was so not ready for that holy Fucking shit.

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>>737607784
>Commiting sodoku

Kek

>>737613796
Well don't help him you fuck; take pictures instead.

>>737608962
>month/day/year
not a natural progression

bongs are retarded

>>737609438
It must be hard being that fucking stupid.jpg

>>737610544
Preparing for a sky funeral. They'll drop them off on a mountain to decompose

>>737611083
>The way he pops up out of the hole like a meerkat

Kek

>>737608410
Explosion from propane powered car

>>737616424
Yeah because there's an ER on the corner of every designated shitting street...

>>737615460
I hope he was barefoot when he raged out on a fucking glass desk.

>>737608034
this is literally final destination or something,like he was meant to die from that crash or something

>>737618015
But he was meant to die once! Fucker died three times that day!

>>737608420
>filename

holy kek

>>737611487
religion of piss?

>>737608225
wonder why the other two didn't get shocked?

>>737610544
Stop posting this fake shit.

>>737610503
this kind of shit happens in advanced economies too, the difference is impunity

>>737611067
she survived. Argentinian girl

>>737616424
>implying you beta males know what to do

>>737608634
i remember. underrated post

>>737611655
death is going to get you

>>737608410
nerve gas tank explosion, duh

>>737608496
>filename
keke

Woah. Best thread I have seen for last days. Thanks guys, all this creepy shit is awesome charge for me. I love this :)

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>>737607784
apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkT2tII_GI

>>737608929
>>737609756
...and my webm of the chick driving down the road when her natural gas car ignites is too big now

>>737607055
2/3 of his spotters were entirely useless

>>737609480
Cant say the same for her friend though

http://colaclap.corgiorgy.com/

>>737623435
>your average Trump supporter

>>737607130
This is why I always kill the engine before pumping my gas.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

>>737608962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaPfe5x_eAQ

>>737623797
Stereotyping entire, diverse groups of people as all being x or y is the sign of a narrow minded, likely highly predjudiced person. The Right should stop will the Shillary shit and the Left needs to quit with their Drumpf bullshit. It just displays how biased and uneducated both sides are. Isms are for shutting people down, not talking and coming together.

>>737608034
He zig'd

>Should've zag'd

>>737608208
Old dude needs his own action movie

>>737624161
Did you copy and paste that from someone's blog kiddo?

>>737615460
>Dark Souls
>Understand the pain

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>>737624397

>>737624601
I was being serious but I guess posting reaction images is more of your taste since you're a complete retard to refute anything.

>>737624502
DDT outta nowhere!

>>737608506
kek where did they all come from? and wearing black?

>>737608962
Yes yes. That's YOU anon.

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>>737624655
Refute that it's an original thought, you quadripedal mongoloid? I'm not your Google Fu master, faggot. I meant what I said. The polarization of the American people is turning people who have a lot of common interests away from each other. Try to stick with me here: Politics are not black and white. But if you ask the Far Left and Far Right, they'd both say they're on the side of justice and freedom.

>>737623435
4chan oldfags?

>>737607072
>>737607090
Do chinks not understand how elevators work?

>>737624878
cooked like a damn loaf

>>737623860
You're retarded

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>>737608373
In florida back in the mid 90's we had a guy who tried to rob a gun store with a knife. Yeah he died.

>>737608011
that guy naked runing away
kek

>>737624199
double KO for dubs

>>737625531
Never relax around blacks

>>737610525
That was actually pretty tough to watch.

>>737626179
fucking alpha

>>737607130

To me it looks like he is pumping gas (lpg) directly into his car.

>>737625933
them damn Duke boys again

>>737607250

North-korea nuking South-korea

>>737620663
It's a sky burial. Very real.

>>737607908
did they really have to go all the way up the shaft???

>>737624775
did he death?

>>737624775
"Helmets are for pussies guys."

>>737611047

No! Don't shoot, Sarge is in that van getting a piece of ass!

Did anyone see a video of one guy that drowned himself in quicksand? That was somewhat shocking for a change.

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>>737626773
Pussy pass denied.

>>737611487
the woman on the right sees it

>doesn't warn anyone
>covers her eyes

>>737626900
>His shirt

>>737624161

STFU faggot

>>737607130
nerve gas

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>>737624161
is jism an ism ?

>>737606985
momento mori

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>>737625531
>>737626178

>>737627294
The most important one, of course.

>>737625531
This shit happened to me about 4 years ago, except i didn't go down. knocked that nog on the ground and kicked him in the mouth so hard that he swallowed two teeth. Later, cops told me they had to wait for him to shit his teeth out so they could put them back in. i hope he thinks of me every time he bites into something that tastes shitty

>>737623957
wut

>>737622941
america in the future

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>>737627065
Make me, keyboard warrior.

>>737626900
>deserved

>>737617274
Damn. Forgot about that type of "burial". Had to look it up. Thanks bro.

>>737623761
Damn, that nigger actually thought he could steal electricity.

>>737608225
t'was truly smote

>>737626988
At around 0:07, the hair spells out "911"

>>737613491
Wow, what a cool guy!

>>737625933
Them Duke boys were up to no good...

>>737628165
Kek. Doing God's work, anon.

>>737609039
Is he okay?

>>737628334
You're late, faggot. This is why you check replies: >>737626573.

>>737607908
Just a normal circumcision

>>737628522
Found the anteater dick. Witnessed, Pippy Longhood.

>>737628475
On a mobile, and there were no replys yet. Don't worry retard, your comment is safe.

>>737624071
Wow what happened here?

>>737608011
That seagull was like "fuck that"

>>737624199
I'm laughing my ass off just at the way he angrily kicks that sandal after both one-hitter quitters.

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>>737609427
I did not want to watch that but I honestly couldn't look away

>>737607230
wtf is happening?

>>737628686
It wasn't my comment, faghat.

>>737624695
>doing push ups n tryna walk it off like nothing happened
lmao

>>737606985
>>737611655
ehh, the dude lived, just got a fractured skull and chest.
He'll soldier on.

>>737624071
Jews were having a wedding in a several story building, turns out it was structurally unsafe, a bunch of them died.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versailles_wedding_hall_disaster

>>737609039
Yeah he's ok. Now.

>>737609065
>>737617126
You say April 8th, no one say 8th of April unless you're being extra formal.

>>737624905
The problem is that we only have two parties. The likelihood of either of these representing your best interests is very low.

>>737629711
I wholeheartedly agree, anon. Appreciate the non-douchey response.

>>737608496
Wow. I just hoped insanely hard that guy had a gun and then he pulls it out and saves the guy holy shit yes!

>>737613020
my only theory is a huge part of the front of his skill either cracked in and everytime he breathes out or in idk which his head expands like that.

>>737607130
This does not look like gasoline explosion.

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>>737629715
Newfag.
Also, why the fuck are you sageing a Gore thread?

>>737617126
Actually its day/month/year you fucking retard

Only americans use month/day/year the non-natural progression

kys brainlet

>>737612195
probably so he gets mad rep on the streets,
>yo dawg, got shot in the face and still here.

>>737607639
His buddy is crushed and he just walks away nonchalantly

>>737624071
nice

>>737614369
No, this has been posted in every rekt thread ive seen for the past 2 months

>>737607072
>>737607090
Chinese abortion. Better then stairs. Instant effect!

>>737629120
mossad cell phone bomb?

>>737626179
>ugotknockdthafuggout.gif

>>737627971
I have to wonder what she is thinking at that moment

>>737606985
That faceplant gets me every time.

>>737626339
but why?

>>737629413
So you came to the rescue for a comment that wasn't even yours? How much dick do you suck a day you professionally offended faggot?

>>737608261
>lamp post smash
>explosion
>fucking truck

>>737627900
Technically, he did lol

>>737630408
Click the replies before replying, you unoriginal faggot. It's really that simple.

>>737608190
AGGGGGHHHHH

>>737623648
Hello Germany, these are your new doctors!

>>737627971
Easily one of the most disturbing clips of all time

>>737628165
haha, that is true

>>737629822
Hole hardily agree

>>737616424
cmon silly havent you played zombies on cod the more you move before being revived the quicker u bleed out

>>737610525
The thing that bothers me the most about these videos is that there's absolutely no benefit to cooperating at any point, and yet these people never stop cooperating. It makes of fucking sense to me. Often people will cooperate because they think it'll go faster, or they might survive somehow, or it might be less painful. These fucks are literally trying to make this go as long and as painful as possible, and they always do this shit. Why are you not just constantly fighting them? It could not possibly hurt more or take longer to die.

>>737630038
Life is short, anon. Gotta find another lover.

>>737628123
Amazing how there is a car that is spared.
Anyone have sauce/info?

>>737608496
Dude got his throat slit and still came back... Then got stabbed and slashed and fuckin ran off. Jesus Christ.

>>737630511
Or you can ignore it. I'm sure I won't be the first, nor the last to repeat a post my mistake. You making it such a big deal is what's gay as fuck. Be like your idol Elsa and let it go you cum-guzzling drama queen.

>>737630709
Are you trying to say whole heartedly?

>>737626900
Mess with the bull, you get the horns

>>737630929
I have a hard-on for ahole, does that count?

>>737628772
Sex-ed for nigglets

>>737607230
dat filename made me have a guilty chuckle

>>737628772
lmao fucking animals

>>737607908
Literally the most badass thing I've ever seen.

>>737609039
Where are his ribs?

>>737630929
Was a play on words from a copy pasta, here you go.


I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>737609456
He isnt going to make that same mistake again.

>>737630509
not named
>stop hitting yourself.webm

>>737622941
his grunt/shouts are so satisfying

>>737630910
Adorable. You admitted it was a mistake, so it's fine. It only irked me because...How hard is it to click a reply? Like. That's in the handbook. I actually don't really give a fuck and just wanted to rustle some jimmies. The Duke Boy jokes about that are dumb anyways. Thanks for letting me rile ya, anon.

>>737626480
So I assume there is a video of a frog eating that guys arm before this happened?

>>737626900
Bul > greasy spic piece of shit

>>737609480
Breadths?

>>737626988
too bad the weave shop has been burned down

>>737631676
No problem. Great way to wake up for the day.

>>737625531
guy deserves it for wearing a purse

>>737625933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPax_EQmm5Q

>>737623648

That fool didnt even take his wedding ring off before surgery. Hes gonna lose it inside his patient

>>737631961
he could lose his license for violations of hipa regulations.

>>737614369
some beaner bitch's filthy snatch

>>737630769
how can a tied up and blindfolded dude fight a group of armed guys ?

he can literally only start wobbling or rolling

since they for some reason want to chop off your limbs before killing you it would take way longer (they chop off one leg and you start fucking splashing like a magikarp while they wait or kick untill you are out off energy all the while making the pain last longer)

also i have heard that if you 100% know you are going to die your brain releases some chemicals or some shit that basically makes you give in and die with much less pain than struggling trying to get out, some sort of anti adrenaline i guess

>>737632036
i'm not sure that's what he meant

>>737631494
fucking badass

>>737625114
Holy shit
Was this a cartel assassination?

>>737611083
Wat's up doc?

>>737632304
the aussie or the kangaroo?

>>737630509
>datfilename

kek

>>737626339
transsexual surgery: Africa

>>737627020
Women , am i right

>>737632107
I'm not talking about just this situation. Sometimes in the videos the guys are fully clothed and just put on their knees or sat down. They know who has them. People who will slowly torture them to death. There's no point from the moment they are caught until they are dead that they shouldn't be fighting because these cartel fucks show no mercy.

At least ISIS would usually kill people quickly. It would give you a reason to not fight back. So you're laying there, naked and blindfolded. Why not stand up and run? Guy starts cutting your foot off, kick the shit out of him. Sure at some point it's pointless, but there were so many moments before. Especially in those situations where there's like half a dozen of you. You could actually survive if you'd just man the fuck up and act before it's too late.

I don't know about this magic body drug. I have heard they drug the shit out of their victims before they do this but I don't know about that sometimes they seem pretty lucid.

>>737623648
>organ donator.webm

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>>737632447
Both!

>>737626480
Typical Chinese goth

>>737626179
Is that Dyrus

>>737608496
dont come with a knife to a gunfight
kek

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Watch whole clip

>>737608373
niggers just have this idea that the whitey will always submit to his nigger tactics cause like da nigger kick ass rite?

>>737627971
It won't heal if you pick at it

>>737607250
I don't understand how people die from bombs. When a bomb lands only like a six feet radius is affected.

>>737629704
well that say a lot about you, doesnt it?
informal fag

>>737629864
It isn't, it looks like it was shot in Brazil, so i'm beting it's CNG (Compressed Natural Gas), it's quite popular down here.

>>737631650
Poor asshole bank robber. Came in with his gun in the air thinking he was a bad ass. Gets shot. Actually tries to do a tactical roll out of there, gets shot while rolling.

If you want to rob a bank, don't bother with weapons. They give you the money simply by asking. Also, there are plenty of places in the US you can rob a bank and there's like less than a 20% chance you'll ever get caught.

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>>737627883

>>737607639
3rd world population control

>>737608389
gonna need more info on this one....

>>737629224
Neither could he

>>737632682
that is one pissed off slit

>>737632775
I usually just kick the bombs ass
fuck bombs

>>737633099
Bombs really are weak nowadays. Back in the early 1900s they were much more powerful.

>>737632917
Did he start using his phone while having his ground away?

>>737633227
they lose their potency over time

>>737632493
Pretty face on her

>>737607130
gas explosion would have flames not just a blast

>>737628165
intradasting

another puzzle fart falls into space

>>737633317
he had his dick pics on his phone. in that moment he wanted to be reminded of what it looked like

>>737623435
"You're a beta male cuck"

>>737632909
Also depends on the area of town. There's no guards or glass dividers in the banks by me. You're right, a simple note or threat would do the job.