/nzg/ New Zealand thread

>>737601841
Fags

>>737601841
anyone else /lonely/

welly here

>>737602054
Lonely all day.

>>737602054
coming from auckland, yea bored

>>737601841
who's your favorite sheep? post pics

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>Christchurch

whats everyone up too?

>>737602220
nothing

any babes wanna hook up?

tfw your mood crashes and nz is so shit you cant even go out and do anything cuz stupid rain

I found a kiwi in another thread today. I know it's one of you cunts.

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>>737602555
Aww. Feel better soon?

>>737602910
i expect more!

Show yourself or I'll tell everyone what sort of thread it was Chch guy.

>>737602910
yea that is helping me feel better

>>737603218
oi, fuck off thats my depression post. quercy's beast udders would never make me feel better, only more disgusted at the world.

NEW ZEALAND IS STILL GARBAGE

>>737603446
Thanks for the love bro.

You faggots are boring asf tonight

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DTF?

>>737603923
Which one?

>>737603982
the chick posting with them big tits

>>737604068
you don't want to fuck her

>>737604160
im gonna creampie her because you said that

>>737604160
>>737604186
I pretty much live for this...

Anyone tried the new caramilk? shits fucking delicious

>>737604388
to be creampied?

>>737604447
Nah, more like the extreme differences in opinions about me..

The only cream pie you'd ever get me involved in is the kind with a pastry crust and some actual cream.

>>737604575
i can treat you good girl, show us some more skin

>>737604658
NIGGER DETECTED

>>737604726
Lmao.

I wish quercy would give the same time and attention to her son rather than this thread.

>>737604186
I heard there was a blow job webm out there.

>>737604878
show the team?

>>737604945
I don't have it.

>>737604982
really.... give us atleast something.....

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>>737604878
>>737604945
>>737604982
>>737605051

>>737605329
now thats a blowjob

>>737605473
No it isn't, she's sucking.

>>737605473
it's literally just the tip, man

>>737605570
You try take that dick.

>>737605570
That's because she has a huge dick. Can't fit her whole penis in.

>>737605621
/She.
Anonnz

>>737605697
>greentext

>>737604439
no but keen, haven't tried new milk in ages

>>737605610
it's not a very big dick

>>737605859
Welp, you haven't had it in your mouth.

>>737605959
and I really don't wan't to

>>737605785
i can highly recommend it if you like white chocolate. its like an intensely flavoured one

fucked her before. was A funny story too.

>Quercyposting
And I'm out for another month

>>737601841
how is new zealand protecting itself against The Niggering

>>737606248
I want you though.

>>737606016
because, that is a man.

>>737606226
Wait so are you the tranny?
The guy who couldn't get it up?
Or the one with the small dick?

>>737606269
anti-nigger radar employed with the Resource Management Act in 1989. We also have state-of-the-art Jousting poles attached with tip-top claws of steel to fight the niggery-badness that attempts to enter our borders.

>>737606346
No i'm the new guy, Hi I'm david.

>>737606248
how do you think I feel? I fucking started this thread. I would rather have death than q posting. fuckin newfags comiong to the thread, not knowing shes a massive attention whore with a limpid, vapid personality.

>>737606427
maybe you should eat whole whores for breakfast, it really helped me.

>>737606408
Hi, David

>>737606427
I know her IRL she's actually pretty cool, sometimes she doesn't shut the fuck up but nothing about her personality is vapid.

stfu and post more yes please

>>737606544
she really needs to ingest more vitamins, eating all that dick will catch up on her one day, you never know she may even contract dick aids, I thought my aunt had it once, scary moment it was.

>>737606544
t.quercy

>>737606353
do you have a good military. you should use that to start taking shit over pre-emptively. because the thing putting pressure on you is the Cuckening the europe. go in stealth mode and kill some of those niggers before you're asked to bring in these people

>>737606544
Quercy, go to bed, we don't need you here

>>737606638
dat dick aids

>>737606733
hnng, haven't been to Hamilton in a while

>>737606678
Our military consists of the finest soldiers, armed with niggerblasters.jpg's and various tactical procedures for killing cuckles. We currently have our finest squad out in europe bringing mayhem to all niggawarriors and cucklefishes.

>>737606746
dick aids is very common, I once cheated out of the filthy disease by peeling the excess skin off my penile with a sharpened potato peeler. If you listen up I'll even share you the secrets for peeling!

Mongrel Mob reporting, up2 cunts SFH~
any bitches keen for stitches?
fuckin niggers.

>>737606950
Oh dear God.. evolutionary brilliance has arrived /s.

>>737606941
Seems excessive. I just peel of the latex skin. I am literally always wearing a condom.

>>737606941
oh keen, can I like sharpen a butter knife instead?
fuckin dropped my one behind the dishwasher might fall off my wheelchair tryna grab it. can't be contracting dick aids now fuck that.

>>737607078
Just pour some boiled water onto your genitals and wait for the skin to peel naturally.

>>737607012
its ok dog just lay still.
don't be a nigger and struggle

>>737606950
I will lick your butthole for a dime and a nickle, only if you let me tickle that cute little diddle you have, Bonus points if I can jizzleon your patch.

>>737607133
you know what my jug blew up ffs, i'll boil some water in the saucepan brb k

>>737607017
>>737607078
>>737607133
Fella's Listen to the expert, I have 15 years experience in this trade of penile-peeling. You need to extract the dentures of a loved one for optimal precesion, if in doubt, clean with listerine mouthwash, cheeky dirty old bastards - don't know what cock they have been chewing.

>>737607163
depends, are you ready to give up your life?
Ethan Tomkins of Ponsonby?
don't even try me boy we'll take your whole family out SFH

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>>737606778
ctrl + f hamilton
this is all I find T_T

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>>737607269
truth here Fella's, he's made me see the light. i am 12 minutes free of dick aids, praise allah

>>737607376
I don't want to commit to anything too serious with you yet George. I love the concept of marriage but it's just too soon.

>>737607429
:^) good old Hamilton

>>737607471
Ethan, SFH, now go clean your room before I strike you in a violent fashion, SFH

>>737607449
Allah is what the checkout-lady screams at the supermarket when I poke her belly-button, funny that. She's probably saying dollar, coin snatchers, jeez. Pleasure is mine niggabyte.

>>737607537
fashion is what I was born to do. Fashion is what I am, Let me have dreams George. For flying out loud, I've worked this house for the past eleven years, I don't want to throw this away.

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Massey reporting in.
BTW you cunts drive like castrated goats, fucking useless.

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Lads.

I got nothing to report tonight. Except I hate sbw. Should never have been selected and I don't wanna see him in that jersey ever again.

>>737607614
SFH Ethan, your fathe- my 19 partners, Ethan, we didn't raise you like th- we didn't raise no fashion nancy boy Ethan SFH we are very disappointed ffs

>>737607748
I dated the referee that gave SBW the red card...

>>737607807
lol shake his blind hand for me

>>737607804
Fuck off you dried-up slut munching, condom-snorting nigger-lipped, turtle-teet tasting flemish whore giant.

>>737607903
SFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFHSFH

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>>737606950
Can you come over here for a second, I got a bat that's keen to meet your face.

>>737607903
>flemish whore giant
my sides haha, good shit

Ayy lmao

>>737607987
That's a gross dick

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>>737607987
>>737607987
>>737607987

>>737607987
why are posting a penis, are you gay?

>>737602054
Blenheim is shit asf

>>737608102
I thought we were discussing mongrel mob? Was I wrong? They're a bunch of cock munching faggots.

>>737607987
Lads, see clear example of untreated dick aids. I am a certified expert in this field knowledge. Look Use the tips above and I assure you your chances of further risk will diminish.

>>737607987
>Tauranga

>>737604439
Nah mate i boycott Cadburys products.
> they fucked Dunedin over
> halal certified
> Australian made food is subpar
> Australian made anything is subpar come to think of it

Whittaker's all the way

>>737608102
>>737608170
It's a sad case of a Dicatronichornical disease, we've identified it throughout many niggers in this area of chanhood.

>>737608170
oh, nvm then. as you were, homo
:^)

>>737607987
you have very feminine fingers

>>737606817
>We currently have our finest squad out in europe bringing mayhem to all niggawarriors and cucklefishes.

what are you talking about, friend?

>>737608404
I want to drink your cum and restore my power.

Kez, how was your birthday????

>>737608404
I was scrolling up and accidentally opened that file. Not impressed. Didn't need to see that.

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>>737608435
This, clear evidence our nigga-eliminator squad is at large fighting through chings and changs with napalm infused cuck missiles.

>>737608230
Isn't all food meant to be halal?

Welly here

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>>737608617
i don't follow

>>737608669

Nah, very few foods are halal. For instance chocolate contains gelatine. Cadburys had to change their suppluer and then pay the Islamic council of Australia a seven figure sum to be halal certified.

A company applies for halal certification to be able to sell their products in places like Indonesia, Malaysia, the Middle East. They pay the islamic council to do this. Money for this is channeled into different muzzie charities and mosques. Including supporting costs to bring more muzzies out here. Some mosques have received money have paid for guys to fly to Syria to join Isis. Or given guns to kids to commit terror atracks; for instance parramatta sydney police station shooting. Don't get me started, this is nzg not pol.

Tldr don't trust muslims.

>>737609350
Bullshit, the money is used to fund terrorism.

>>737608669
mad butcher is bro, Im a butcher there. Sometimes we even decorate ourselves in their blood to symbolically signify our unity with our slaughtered pals.

>>737609107
I fucking love yellow pansies, thank you for the photo my beuaitful friend.you should follow me into the light, and we will win this Asian war.

Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!

>>737609716
Read the post again. That's what the dude was saying. It funds terrorism.

>>737609885
Hier in Neuseeland wir sprechen nür Englisch. Nicht verdammt Deutsch. Verstehen Sie Fotze??

Deutschen müssen mehr Sellerie essen, sie sind schwach und brauchen ihre Grüns, um mehr Gas für ihre großen Produkte zu produzieren.

>>737610063
Mau e korero ana matou Te Reo Māori i roto i te fagot Aotearoa

>>737610534
>Actually, we speak the language and culture in the English fagot
Holy shit Google is bad at Maori.

>>737610534
No one gives a fuck about nigger speak. Literally no one. Bullshit ugly sounding backwards language even maoris don't understand it.

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Guess what city based on dick. Also rate it fags.

Ich spreche nur ein wenig Deutsch. Bin ich cool?

>>737610628
>tfw white and know more Maori than most Maori.

>>737610640
0/10 because it is a penis instead of a vagina.

>>737610643
Ja, du bust geil.

>>737610696
> bust
Lol stupid auto correct

>>737610640
Fuck knows. Palmy???

>>737610640
50/50 chance for Auckland

>>737610643
Und keine eier.

>>737610790
Nope. Wrong island brother

jafa here
we got a new tunnel today
traffic chaos incoming tomorrow

>>737610948
Christchurch

>>737611071
Too far down

>>737601841
meme

>>737611097
Kaikoura

>>737611158
Close.
Nelson

>>737611097
Nelson!

>>737611331
Yes sir

>>737611002
hi fellow Jaffa here, hows it? AUT?

>>737609783
Them are tulips.