Its 4:30 am and I'm bored. Ask a McDonald's worker anything.

where do you work?

Ever cum, spit, piss, etc in the food?

>>737601648
Burger King Anon.

>>737601648
/Thread

>>737601699
Only spit.

Will you help me find a ditch to place some wandering jews I randomly picked up. Preferably shady because they risk burning in the heat

>>737601727
Why did you do it?

>>737602065
Customer is a regular who's a dick all the time.

>>737601568
do you guys ever give customers that are nice either inside or drive thru "fresher" food than others that are just meh or rude?

>>737601568
I feel if i worked there id get sick if the food real fast

Do you eat there or do you get something else

>>737602242
Some don't but I usually give them free apple pies.

>>737602243
I eat there, haven't gotten tired of the food just yet.

Why did you guys lose this the bacon

>>737601568
why are you guys so stingy with the sauces?

>>737601568
Why dont you assholes serve the full menu at all hours instead of this breakfast only shit

>>737601568
why aren't you fucking working?

>>737602529
It depends on the location and surrounding area. We're located near a popular amusement park
and a horse racing track with a tiny casino so we get busy often. We just give customers a hand full of packets.

Go make me a burger!

>>737602597
Because then we'll lose a lot of inventory for the next morning anon :)

Ice cream machine broke?

>>737602681
I work in 3 hours don't worry :)

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>>737601568
ever thought about college?

>>737602752
would you like that to be a meal?

>>737602345
free meaning you pay for them?
or does the company know about it and not care?
does that mean you can eat as many apple pies as you want?

>>737602767
Nope, ours is in good order.

>>737602802
why are you at work 3 hours fucking early?

>>737602806
Shipping out for the Air Force in 4 months, just making a few bucks right now.

>>737602859
Free apple pies as in completely free. Our managers don't care unless we give out too much.

>>737602905
ever thought of just making a jew bucks in the navy?

>>737602731
explain to me why i get 20 nuggets and only 2 sauces. i ask for a couple more and they legit act like its coming out of their paycheck

>>737603013
Thought about it. But I was interested in the Air Force ever since I was young.

>>737601568

Is it real chicken in the nuggets?

>>737603109
ever thought of thinking of it since you were older?

>>737603048
Must be because they're busy at the moment and you're just making them do more work.

>>737602905
323 bulldogs

>>737603121
Mostly grounded up bones.

>>737602883
Im spying on my neighbors

>>737603195
What year?

>>737603271
your fucking neighbors? what the fuck are you telling me you live next to your job, or that your neighbors are just at your work.

>>737602835
Na just the burger no pickels add bacon

>>737601568
have you ever had an in-n-out burger OP?

>>737603495
Never have. Heard it's good.

>>737601568
do you ever smuggle food to eat for yourself or do you have self-control? it's okay i won't judge you

>>737601727
sometimes the thought of hot guys spitting in my food turns me on because it's like getting a french kiss

How much are you making and why mcdonalds?

>>737603543
it's so good. i go at least once a week. you should go if you're ever in the region

>>737603550
Managers are uptight about that. If we mess up on an order we can't keep it, must go to a specific bin.
I tried to smuggle messed up orders once but the managers have eyes like a hawk.

>>737603445
do you think pickles are nasty?

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>>737603589
you what mate

>>737603614
$11.50 and I'm working just to make a few bucks before I get shipped out.

>>737603656
why does it have to go to the bin? why can't homeless people eat it at least?

>>737603711
are you going to the military?

>>737603731
that would encourage "mess ups" and the bin is to track lost artillery

>>737603767
Yes sir I am.

>>737603731
It lets corporate know how our store is doing. And how we can improve if we mess up too much.

>>737601568
wooooooould, you ever fuck a dog in the ass? fuck a dog in the ass? you wanna fuck a dog?

>>737603803
thank you for your service

>>737603670
Yeah, i dont like the bitter shit

How often do you mess up orders?
Daily?

>>737603844
ohhh i see... wasted tasties

>>737601568
how much jb ass do you get when you give pretty girls free stuff or upgrade their orders?

>>737601568
Do you make minimum?

I'm literally the only person in my restaurant willing to do graveyards so I finally told them if they didn't give me a raise I would quit. I make 65 cents above minimum now.

>>737603954
in an 8 hour shift I probably mess up around 6 times.

What is so hard to understand about "no cheese please" for you dumb fuckers? You only get it right on the first try maybe 1 out of 5 times.

>>737604025
I make $11.50. Minimum here is $7.75

does the wash your hands every 30 minutes rule apply?
and if so is it enforced?

>>737604102
If their wearing a red shirt it means their brand new. But they also might be making you mad on purpose if you gave them attitude.

>>737604173
how do you feel when people tip you? my mom told me it was rude to tip at fast food restaurants

>>737604235
We only hear that on headsets and managers don't enforce that at our location.

>>737604316
I never met a customer that tipped us.

>>737604102
why don't you like cheese? pickles i understand but cheese is guud

>>737604415
is that bad if they do though?

do you guys still sell the Pie à la Mode?

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>>737604289
they're* not their

>>737604481
Probably not. I would gladly take someone's money.

Would it be easy for someone to get a job at MC D's if they've never been employed before, is 20, overweight, and has no driving liscense?

>>737604530
Sorry ;-;

what would you do for a Klondike bar?

>>737604554
yay!!

>>737604569
At our location, McDonald's is everyone's fist time having a job so yes.

>>737604569
don't a lot of people start out working at mcdonald's anyway...? i mean it's never too late to start~

>>737604569
wow you've never had a real job before? at 20? well first they're gonna ask you if you have a reliable way to get to work. then they're gonna ask you a series of simple answer questions to find out if you're crazy or autistic. then, if you're real nice and dress appropriately and look clean, they might hire you if they're actually hiring.

>>737604601
Your sister :^)

>>737604601
that's pretty extreme, i mean i'd go out and buy one. but hey, i'd do your sister for one too. in the pooper and the foreplay would be masturbation with mcdonalds condiment sauces, maybe bring some salted fries and sprinkle some on her between 10 fucks or so

>>737601568
how often do workers spit in food?

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why mcdonalds? besides just to make a few bucks before you're shipped off like the dildo you are

>>737604497
Nope, we sell strawberry though.

>>737604711
I've done some odd jobs before mainly work for a landscaping company during the winter shoveling snow for $10.00 an hour. Was gonna start working last after I graduated but my pushed me into communty college with this free tution program. I've failed and now probably gonna have to pay back the tuition

Its 5:24 in the morning and I'm still stuck in an elevator. Ask me anything

>>737604955
I already knew a few people there so why not apply to that location?

>>737604963
YOU SELL STRAWBERRY PIE?

>>737604963
man i miss that thing, used to get it for my break all the time when I was working here, and it's fo fucking cheap!

>>737604995
Is there anyone else in there with you?

>>737605043
Yes anon we do, limited time only ;)

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>>737605075
i will fart in his elevator if he doesn't give my fat ass an extra chicken nugget

>>737604966
any honest job is worth the pay. i started working as a dishwasher when i was 16 in 2008 for 6.75/hour. i'm headed to community college for the first time, and i'm 25.. hope i don't fail. i hope you can find a way to get a higher education that leads you to a job that pays a livable wage

Serious question:does your ice-cream machine actually work?

>>737605131
WHEN??

>>737605189
Here's a serious answer anon... Yes it does.

>>737601568
yeah uh can i get a big mac

>>737605201
Depending on the location, but our's has been selling them for like 2 months now.

>>737605252
Would you like that to be a meal?

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>>737605313
yeah, large pls!

would you like to be a meal?

>>737605357
Would you also like a 4 piece mcnuggets for a dollar?

>>737605368
yes

thought you should know OP...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

>>737605426
o h f u c k y e a h hit me

>>737601568
Do you guys drug test I'm about to apply

>>737605471
What kind of sauce for that?

>>737605529
gimme that bbq please fam

>>737605179
Good luck with that dude and I hope you take it more serious than I ever did.
Im sure im gonna be spending some years paying the financial aid back.
I do also hope I return

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>>737605469
>taking your time on orders and not being fast & efficient
>Folding the burger from the middle
>Being proud of working at McDonald's
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>737605564
will that be for here or to go?

OP, do chicks that work at McDonald's like to fuck?

>>737605699
to go!

i start working at maccas next week, any advice?

>>737605469
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw [
that was horrible!

>>737601568
what is the best dipsaus for McNuggets?

>>737605728
Currently got 3 chicks that like to fuck.

>>737605656
that eastern branch experience famalam. mcweeaboo 4 lyfe

>>737605469
Not OP but a manager at McDonald's and holy shit all the details of the store was so freaky accurate. I guess McDonald's is the same in any country

>>737605794
BBQ all the way baby

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>>737604569
Holy fuck anon is you me?

>>737605860
it is, where you from?

>>737605758
Don't learn grill. They will always put you there if you know grill.

>>737605860
if i suck your penis will you give all the messed up orders to me :D

>>737605733
Ok please wait for 30 minuets will we forget your order since we're so busy all the time.

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>>737605979
>not wanting to work with a QT grill
>not wanting to learn to make assburgers

>>737606096
I lol'd so hard thank you anon.

>>737605801
Are you claiming you're fucking all three, OP?

>>737606230
I did tease one of them by choking her neck while rubbing her pussy once in the freezer.

>>737606304
Gonna mistake that burger for a fish fillet

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>>737601568

>>737606420
We wear gloves when we make orders anon don't worry.

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>>737601568
how do you feel about subway-chan?

>>737606540
best sub:
Foot long Italian bread,
meatballs
american cheese
banana peppers
onions

>>737606304
Need pics of this ho.

>>737606650
Can't choke and rub while taking photos at the same time anon

>>737606723
Facebook pics, virgin.

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>>737606625
i used to work at wubway. i like to get a spicy italian, but pepperoni and the cheese on and then toast it. after that add the salami, lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, and anything else really.

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>>737606860
that picture is actually not the way i described it.

>>737605875
will they bring back the Shezwan Sauce? and is it worth it?

Spit in the tartar sauce nigger.

>>737607044
Probably not and yes it was.

>>737607096
We do :^)

>>737605898
I'm for Australia

>>737606047
If I had one sure

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>>737606782
here you go anon

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>>737602905
AFSC?

>>737607310
Of the girl? I wouldn't know,but I'm going in for security forces.

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>>737607355
Nigger do you know what afsc is lol. What did you score on asvab?... 50?

>>737607539
air force specialty code is used to tell what job you're in and I scored around 74 electrical being my highest.

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>>737607355
you're going to hate life btw, unless you like being yelled at after basic and being treated like a fucking deep until you're an NCO

Not op but currently working at mcdonalds, coworker told me that during his shift a few days ago he had dropped a quarter meat on the disgusting floor and picked it up and put it in a sandwich. Had a good chuckle

>>737607757
Working the gate checking i.d's with no extra pay for 15 hours is what I dreamed for.

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>>737607595
You plan on getting out after 4/6 yrs?

Derp*

And my shit job... pic related

>>737607816
same thing happened here, but only because it was very fucking busy!

>>737607829
Yea that'll be you're first few years lol. Fuck arming up and down + 12 hr shifts

>>737607876
planning to get out in 4 years, might reenlist if I like it.

>>737607948
I got to make sure to bring some extra red bulls for those long nights.

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>>737607958
I joined for the free school, and getting med boarded, early retirement works for me

>>737608015
Lol you'll work 12's until you retire

So what kind of people are generally the most rude toward you at work?

>>737608195
Somalians who get pissed at me because I can't understand their broken English when I ask them to repeat themselves..

>>737608114
That's why I joined too but I don't want to plan that far ahead.

>>737608153
There goes my dreams of becoming a counter sniper or a Raven.

>>737601568
Former McDee employee here, did you ever nut in the deep freezer?

>>737608355
I choked a girl while rubbing her pussy once in the freezer.

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>>737608305
Wtf its a counter sniper lol, killing Americans? because that's any actual job lol

>>737608772
An*

>>737608772
Close Precision Engagement Teams or Counter Sniper Teams are charged with protecting flight lines and other sensitive places. They are trained to remove the threat of snipers that could damage or destroy aircraft and prevent air missions from being conducted. They are also act as over watch for sensitive operations involving other Security Forces personnel providing an extra layer of security.

http://www.usafpolice.org/close-precision-engagement-teams.html

>>737608815
Lol... don't even hope for that "assignment" they exist 1 in a million. Best you'll get is checking gates and building doors that don't close during the night and have to respond to them lol

>>737609033
Pretty much yeah lol

>>737609033
Work In the same room with BDOC, they do so much dumb bs, the old nco's just like shitting on the newfags