This is the /b/ house
>We all live in the same house now
We're all NEET so how would anyone pay the fucking bills
Let's get down to it then. Would you?
>>737598587
i sell crack dont worry
>>737598514
WHO THE FUCK CUMMED ON MY PILLOW!!!
>>737598587
Fuck you. I may be a socially retarded man-child that no real person will ever love, but I have a job that distracts me from the time running out in an otherwise empty life.
What happened to my piss bottles?
>>737598514
I hope this becomes thing so I can say I was part of the beginning of a thing.
>>737598905
I put them up my asshole as revenge for you scraping my dick too hard with your teeth last time u gave me head
Where do we keep the gun? I can't live with you faggots
>>737598514
I'm the dude who would burn the house down by accident
>>737598514
Ugh, can y'all chill with the cumbucket thing? It's fucking gross, and I'm trying to sleep.
>>737598813
Who shit in the fridge
>>737599139
I swear to god that better be for everyone else in the house and not yourself. Becoming an hero with a gun is the penultimate puss-out right after fucking carbon monoxide and other self-gassing methods.
I stocked our refrigerator with the essentials guise.
>>737599736
Also, the plates were dirty so I put them in the wash. This is going to be fun!
>>737599821
Can y'all not put dildos in the dishwasher? It fucks it up for people who actual need to wash shit
>>737599525
I was planning on killing everyone in the fucking house and then shooting a tank of gasoline.
The world would be a better place if we were all dead and took this stupid ass house with us
>>737599988
nice trips and dubs. But why not shoot the can of gasoline before you shoot everyone? It'd be quicker, and make more sense
who's 10 year old is this?
>>737600102
Yeah but then I wouldn't get the pleasure of killing everyone on /b/
>>737599988
Fucking try it faggot and you'll know what it's like to have a dick tickle your liver
>>737599139
A real An Hero would bash his skull in after violently bludgeoning a family or six. You're just a fake faggot.
>>737599988
Sweet merciful christ, we may have found someone in the house who isn't a fag. Just make sure you take care of business before the SWAT team arrives...which should be every 20 to 30 minutes given the amount of illegal shit happening.
>>737599988
>Shooting a tank of gasoline
Anon we're not living in a video game
Guys I'm bringing a chick over, stay out of my room all night and I'll let you sniff her feet in the morning. Deal?
WHO PUT MY DILDOS IN THE FUCKING DISHWASHER
>>737600636
Femanon here. I don't really feel comfortable living with this many guys & no other girls. If you guys promise tp respect me I'll happily bring lots of money in to this house, through my job.
>>737600636
I want to lick them. Let me lick them and cum on them when she's passed out drunk & sleeping.
I got this b/ros ....ok every one in the living room please....come on lets go .....house meeting
>>737600778
Go back to kitchen and make me a sandwich and maybe I'll let you blow me.
>>737600778
I'm sorry. Did we say you could stay?
Tits or GTFO.
>>737600966
good every one is here...never mind the gas smell
>>737600636
Nigger i'll go in your room, fuck her and let YOU sniff MY feet.
RUN FAGS RUN
>>737600149
Whoopsie doodle. I guess I left his cage open after his hrt treatment. Going to be a great trap some day.
>clogs the toilet
>leaves without unclogging it
>>737601031
>>737601093
Fuck you guys! Guess I'll move out and keep the $200 I make daily to myself.
uhh this little boy i have locked in the basement is not going to fuck himself brb guys
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE MUSHROOMS GROWING ON THIS RAG
>>737599143
You wouldn't mind killing yourself then?
>>737601177
well I accidentally fucked him, is that okay by you?
>>737601238
We growing them for drugs dumb dumb, how the hell else you think we afford this sweet house?
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PENIS?
>>737601440
I thought it was the massive human trafficking ring in the basement.
>>737601540
say it a little louder why don'tcha
>>737601540
Multiple income streams my friend, don't you know wealth management?
>>737601634
DO YOU WANT TO?!?!
>>737601481
oh this thing? want it back?
>>737601481
You cut it off last night when you were trying to get hard from sniffing some girl's feet.
>>737601726
Nah it's cool, you hold onto it anon, I love knowing that something so important to me is close to you <3
lets put this on the wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME
>>737601481
Is this is?
>>737600636
Traps are gay.
>>737601826
no I have it faggot. that must someone else's
>>737601595
Can I start my own suck mushroom farm?
>>737601873
Okay then.
>>737601878
If it makes that dollar go for it.
>>737601786
th..thanks anon ;)
>>737601440
How many of these are there? Are they in our kitchen cupboards?
>>737602007
just look at our kitchen ...god dammit anon's
>>737602007
They are all over the place, cupboards, closets, the attic, we'd have some in the basement but *someone* keeps putting random kidnapping victims down there.
>>737598514
Who wants to do a line off my cock
>>737602140
it helps the fungi grow
>>737599073
First stage cancer is still cancer.
>>737601194
Sucking 200 dicks a day for a dollar each? Fuck, good math
>>737598514
I think it's about time you faggots start pulling your massive amounts of weight around here. You all need jobs, I don't give a fuck what it is but make money we can't keep this bomb ass place if we;re watering plants that don't fucking grow.
Woah woah guys this is a drug free environment
>>737602238
Don't worry, FBI is paying the bills.
>>737598905
i thought it was gatorade
>>737602238
fuck I already have a solid child trafficking ring going on
>>737602238
If watering doesn't help, try pissing on them
>>737599929
yeah dude i need to wash my fleshlight wtf
who was the last in the bathroom fuckers
>>737602284
wait a second...
>>737602238
But if I get a legitimate job my ex wife gets part of my check, do you want to fund that whore, because I don't think you do.
Why is the sofa wet?
>>737602221
No! I'm a self-employed cam broadcaster.
>>737602129
Fuck you those victims make us money and money means we get to live in place where actually have room to store mushroom rags and kidnap victims. If you helped you might actually appreciate what "someone" does.
>>737602406
>implying this is not genius
>>737602431
Lol kek
>>737601238
>>737601440
>What's for dinner papa?
>Cumshrooms, son.
Raising a child in this enviroment would be fucking great.
>>737602431
>737602431
i could kill her anon
>>737602477
o ya well look whats going on in the basement
>>737602431
We have a perfectly good human trafficking ring in the basement. Tell her meet her at your place and i'm sure you can handle the rest.
Let's hotbox the basement where we keep the slaves?
>>737602406
I'll get the spoons.
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE ITS BREAKFAST TIME
>>737602545
where did my boys go? did that other anon cage them up?
>>737602302
See anons? This guys already making moves. It doesn't matter what you do just get the money.
Hey did anybody order flowers? There's a van outside.
>>737602545
That's just our average saturday night, check back down when its trap thursdays or mongoloid mondays.
>>737602238
im bio engineering cat girls in the lab to sell
has anyone seen my cat?
I got 2 furfags locked up in the basement, someone has to keep em fed or they will die, only people who take care of them get to fuck them
>>737602592
Fine, just don't overcook them.
>>737602639
ya there in the other room ..don't want there Innocent little eyes to see this
>>737602687
CORE PURGE ACTIVATED
>>737602754
don't worry, I took care of the van
Why did I even agree to go here?
>have this thread on /bant/
>portal to hell gets opened in the basement
>have this thread on /b/
>human trafficking ring is ran in the basement
>>737602687
Van? Vans usually have ice cream or some other food in them, get some anons and go get that food the flower bit is almost always a disguise for ice cream delivery so that they don't get swarmed with kids.
>>737602745
>innocent
>>737602825
you didn't agree
>>737602736
You get those fags out on the market and out of our fucking work-space. If its kept in the basement its gonna get get sold.
so uhhhh, dont be mad but the FBI may be outside right now
I'm on the deep web, what do you guys all want ?
>>737602690
shit ya last mon was a blast i took a pic too
okay I left for 10 fucking minutes wtf happened?
>>737602826
Portal to hell = no money
Human trafficking = shit ton of money
Do you want to get on Saten's good side or do you want to be rich? Because we can do both.
>>737602817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tNL0bRB2XQ
>>737602874
You guys want some PS4s? I know a place.
>>737602914
pizza, you know what kind
>>737602935
I can explain...
>>737602935
There was a spider n shit
Dinner is served.
>>737602827
>>737603010
I mean, I as going to lie but..
>>737602943
didn't think about that.. on a related note I may have bought a giant Bahomet statue for our lawn
>>737602825
You didn't. Human trafficking more often then not has the traffic be unwilling participants.
>>737602935
im on it guys dont worry
Pic related
My room.
>>737603099
oops burned it down
I still want to know where the fuck my cat is
>>737603081
It's worked!
Satan sent a loli as a sign of his favor.
>>737603152
i was horny.
So when do we get an upgrade? Assuming (((they))) don't eminent domain our house. Or arrest us all.
>>737603180
QUICK IN THE BASEMENT
I come downstairs shirtless, having just fucked a hot girl for the sixth consecutive day, lording over all of you faggots that I'm the only one of us that has sex.
Before
>>737598514
5-min later
pic related
>>737602545
Sauce! Nothing gets my dick harder than girls being sexually humiliated
>>737603215
I'm gonna fuck you.
>>737603010
what the fuck did you do anon!!
>by the way I saved this one from the basement ...
>they all look like this after a week in the dark
is that selena gomez in the kitchen?
>>737603214
Demon lolis are best lolis.
>>737603288
>>737598828
Kind of job mister?
>>737602639
Announcment: Please mark your captures. Failure to mark new merchandise will likely result in the acquisition of somebody who is smart enough to mark the traffic. You will not get paid for un-marked captives.
Who took my cp?!
>>737601174
who opened the nerve gas bottle?
>who cummed in my fucking hair
>>737603215
oh those! yeah I've been hiring prostitutes to have you gain confidence. it's all part of a needlessly complicated revenge scheme
Which one of you morons let one of the anons from /mlp/ in here?
>>737603374
So what if I did?
why is the internet going down every fucking 5 minutes?
>>737602826
Top Kek! Love /bant/
>>737603427
you mean that body in the corner? no idea
>>737603206
We won't get arrested as long as we aren't caught dumb-fuck. Here's you're standard issue duct tape and hand cuffs.
>>737603429
i was saving it for the refugees next door!
>>737603405
> needlessly complicated revenge scheme
I'm going to the clinic.
>>737603180
Oh a lol lyg! Apustaja does sent aloud candy can I hab
>>737603447
Who let the niggers out
>>737603562
Is that the new 3678765441910 tx card I want one too
The police officer strippers i purchased have gone a little overkill in my opinion
>>737603510
You mean Rapefugees?
>>737599988
this please
>>737603447
It's not down, it's just that all our traffic is going through like 50 proxies, dammit.
>>737603532
ohh you. I'm not that simple
"Who the fuck left a sticky issue of "traps illustrated" on the toilet?"
>>737598514
>>737602687
DUMP CORE
BAIL
RUN FOR DEAL LIFE NIGGERS
>>737603666
Hi Satan. Found your lolis?
Who's dick is in my ass this time?
>>737603646
ohshit
>>737603721
oops
hey guy's i snuk in the femanon's room ....he he he
>>737603646
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, EVACUATE THE SLAVES NOW NOW NOW
>>737603771
steal some dresses for me
>>737603646
Why'd you go with the cheap ones Anon? So dissapointed.
>>737603678
Hmm. Okay, well get back to me. I've got a date with your oneitis.
We got beer or what?
Who would like to be apart of my Historic reenactment of Jones town?
>>737603646
>swat kicks your door in
>flashbang goes off
>inbetween the ringing of your ears and their screams as you quickly go permanently deaf
>"I didn't order strippers..."
>>737603854
I think. anon could be saving his piss in the fridge again
>>737603215
well then hope you brought some lube with you , cause you're about to have kids from your ass faggot
>>737603876
but first: communism
>>737603330
who the fuck appointed you leader. get fucked
Everyone leave my cat alone or Satan will rape your dick hole
>>737600636
Only if she has a feminine penis
>>737603817
Stay calm. Put them in the hiding hole and assure them of what will happen to everyone they ever loved's genitals if they scream.
>>737603949
It's time we establish leadership in this house!
>>737603949
Better back the fuck up with that or I'll nerve gas us again.
>>737601186
At least nobody is pissing in the damn sink
>>737604024
>mfw this faggot can't stop thinking about dicks
fuck she found me
>>737604043
Fattest one leads?
>>737604121
no the eldest wizard shall lead
>>737603263
this
>>737604163
this
>>737604177
what
>>737604189
what
Who's joining?
>>737604121
won
>>737604012
Someone has to be in charge of this thing and correct me if i'm wrong but i'm fairly certain I have more experience running a human trafficking ring then you. My managerial skills are amazing and you're a poor faggot.
>>737604162
But Satan's here! I vote that he leads.
>>737604201
we are having a punch party soon
>>737604116
wait a second, thats not the femanon you DICKFACE , THAT CAME OUT OF THE BASEMENT , WHO THE FUCK WAS SUPPOSED TO GUARD THE BASEMENT ?
Some peaceful local niglets just took our TV? Anyone got an idea where to get a new one?
SOMEONE KNOCKED THE DOOR.. WHO CAN IT BE?
>>737604121
>>737604215
>>737604162
very well then, he's useless
>>737604162
This
>>737604247
ya anon are you done mixing the koolaid yet ?
I'm inviting my buddy Tyrone over this afternoon. He's picking up some essentials at target
>>737604363
Who needs TVs when we have Penis for days?
>>737604363
i dunno, they just kind of show up. I think one of us is stealing them
>>737604163
http://www.superzooi.com/9897/kidnapped-and-extreme-rough-raped/ NOT A SAFE SOURCE probably but I found it
>>737604108
Fuck man these new toilets weird n stuff
>>737604361
but shes so cute i just wanted to cuddle that's all ...PLEASE let me keep her
>>737604445
that's meijers dude
>>737598514
Nope
I'm out
I'm was looking to get some people to join in on . Anyone has the address?
Oops I accidentally hanged the trap
>>737604418
oh yeah!! reply if you want a cup
>>737604605
Shiieeettt pass it here nigger
>>737604567
Yeah, chan complex, building 4, apartment b
>>737604387
That thing has a dick. I can sence it.
I would be the guy that keeps on turning the internet off
>>737604387
It's my bitch
>>737604659
You idiot! Get the man a /b/ special. We can't be looking poor!
Uhhh.... Guys who ordered a party van?
>>737604715
You bitch
hey guys i need ya'll to clean up. I invited Anita for dinner tonight
SHIT ONE OF THE KIDS GOT OUT !
and ran next door
>>737604774
Isn't she dead though?
>>737604755
((im trying to lore nig away. stop blowing up my spot))
>>737604701
you're wrong tho.. sorry
>>737604827
still gonna hit it
>>737604567
Yeah fam, as long as you not fbi.
>>737604844
lure*
>>737604659
I'm surrounded by snitches.
>>737604728
I think it's gonna be ww3 for who is gonna get her
>>737604567
Hey anon, I heard you were knowledgeable. Can you tell me how to download on the deep internets pages? Do I need to use a VPN or can I just connect to a proxy with incognito mode?
>>737604844
Then stop fucking my goddamn ice cream.
>>737604507
That looks sketchy af..
have you been on it?
>>737604824
Catch the cunt!
>>737604761
Have them park next to the ice cream van and across from the 6 human trafficking vans.
>>737604942
fucking make me
bitch
>>737604774
I think I can hear a train coming cuga chuga
>>737604507
>>737604952
On mobile so not going on it but why is it sketchy?
>>737604981
MR. NOT FBI I CAN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPEN AT BUILDING /B/
>>737605080
BOY STOP IT @_@
>>737604918
I already fucked her, you pathetic cuck. Girls only come here for my cock.
>>737603215
But anon, didn't you try to fit a fire hydrant in your ass just last week?
>>737604952
fuck ya much better with sound ....dick is out and hard ...
>>737605125
Then stop fucking my ice cream. The Rocky Road ain't meant for dick.
>>737604980
The proper term is "Forced Relocation Service Vans."
>>737605214
i'll will do what i fuCKIN WANT
>>737604918
Nah we cool. If she got No dick, no hit.
>>737605023
>rape
>>737605295
she got no dick mate
>>737605266
Fine have it your way. But it you sleep your asshole is going to be a blowhard by morning.
>>737605212
noice *smack
>>737605460
*blowhorn
>>737605460
yay im hard : )
Who's bomb is this?
>>737605453
guys there's something wrong with this social worker
Who wants coffee?
>>737605738
Looks fine to me.
>>737605738
She saw the furfags
Night assholes. Don't rape me.
>>737605750
I could go for coffee
>>737605987
(lenny o_o face)
>>737605987
Of course anon
>unzips
>>737603665
yes, those guys! better safe than raped
I'm moving out
>>737605987
*rapes nostrils*
>>737605944
> getting changed
> she just takes off her clothes and spreads her asshole
It's like you don't want people to take you seriously.
>>737606174
You can move out but you will always come back.
>>737606290
What are you talking about, don't you spread your ass apart when you change? I do, it helps keep things fresh. Try it next time.
>>737606174
No you don't anon. No one ever leaves the /b/ house
>>737606297
>>737606407
Fuck you /b/ my bags are already packed
Are pets allowed ? If not,fuck you.
>>737607171
>pulls knife
No leave.
>>737603238
Hey, i remember that building
>>737598514
Would whoever keeps dripping piss on the floor in front of the toilet PLEASE stop, or at the very least clean up afterwards.
And buy tp once and a while.
>>737598514
I moved here. Up in a tree,
Fuck you, that's why.
>>737608119
who's this guy federal? , his name is all over this baggs?
i took a bag, just letting u guys know!
>>737599988
Why would someone shoot a man before blowing him up?
Its over?
House could use a fix up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqu4B__VLe8
Pigs wont find a thing after!!