No secrets thread, lets go

>>737593836
Pssssssssssssst OP. I have a secret to tell you. Come closer... YOU'RE A FAGGOT!

>>737593836
I honestly get turned on by cute, feminine men but identify as a straight male.

Particularly male traps.

*shrug*

I've been fucked by more dogs than humans.

>>737594058
Yee!

>>737594147
So like one dog then

>>737594262
Five, but close.

I wish I could have someone degrade me. Call me names and shit. Even if it was somethong written through email. I get turned on so much being treated like a whore. I'm not sure how to approach this is my husband which is why im posting here!

they wont take me alive.

>>737594479
Ur a bitch

>>737594479

I'll do it. email [email protected], you dirty whore.

>>737594370
Guy or girl?

I talked my ex gf in to getting her family dog to lick her vag and record it for me

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>>737593836
i lost some of my emotions a while ago and I've been faking compassion and empathy for months to fit in

>>737595039
Pics?

>>737595119
I have some screenshots if you have kik?

>>737594479
Jesus christ, you're a needy cunt. Why should we fucking care?

>>737593836
I was 8 and my guy cousin was 7 and we use to take showers together and have sex for a few minutes. We've had sex over 10 times

My dirties secret.... umm well... I own a Toyota.

>>737595321
Kys

>>737595165
warden_of_the_north
Hit me up man

>>737595421
On what

>>737595421
Messaged

I love cats, but sometimes when i'm around them I get the urge to just torture them, grab them by the neck and hold them in the air

I tell my so called girlfriend that I love her, when actually I want to kill myself.

>>737596193
Messaged

>>737595165
MacCutThroat

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when i was 15 i had a gay phase and buried my face in my friend's ass while he slept

>>737596377
Messaged

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I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a fictional Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my classes. I'm disgustingly ugly and deathly afraid of talking to women since I've never had any female friends and I've been deemed a creep/rapist/stalker consistently through elementary school

Want to jerk off with other guys. Post a kik if you want do this

>>737597228
Messaged

Wow, your secrets are so fucking tame.

Except the cat guy. Don't hurt cats. Can't help your inner feelings. Just prove you're better than that and nurture and love the kitties.

>>737597185
kik

>>737593836
I post in the Trump threads and play both sides of the coin to enrage people.

I met a 15yo girl online who's into little boys. We've been talking and imagining having a family together.

>>737596709

Your dad sounds fucking crazy and creepy. No wonder you have difficulties with others and have a confidence problem.

>>737598181
alex?

>>737598181

Sounds too good to be true...

>>737594868
I'm a guy.

>>737593836
scared as fuck right now

>>737598181
.....Good for you?

>>737598181
Was she drunk the other day? layin in the street? had to get a babysitter?

>>737593836
I killed two crack heads breaking into my apartment. I body slammed one then stabbed his buddy with a kitchen knife then kicked the body slammed one till he died broke 4 bones in my foot doing it.

>>737598231
nope. Why, does that describe you too? If so, we should be friends.

>>737593836
]I will always miss her

you fuck, didn't see a secret thread so made one. in case it goes south, here's my secret i wrote there.

I pull my hair out and bite the roots off to chew them. I love finding a "crunchy" root and will pull all my hair out to find a good one.

The last best root I pull was off my balls, near my taint. It crunched like a water chestnut. It was almost the holy grail of crunchy roots.

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>>737598181
I just came to get something to eat!

/b/ made me a pedo.

>>737598385
Cant im not allowed to talk to your girl, whats your age?

like chatting with other whites guys about abusing chicks i know.

kik is realestben44

>>737598181
I expect she's trained to be a cop too. Amazing what some 15 yrs old girls do

>>737598493
> Cant im not allowed to talk to your girl,

I don't know what you mean.

> whats your age?
more than double hers.

>>737598570
she's real. We've cammed.

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>>737593836
I just found out my cute coworker is a lesbian. I went to PlentyofFish and changed preference to lesbians and I found her. Feelz bad man. She's so pretty and wears short little girl dresses all the time. Sometimes with low cleavage shirt with cute tits.

>>737598746

I just found out my creepy colleague is into me. I saw he uses Plenty of Fish so I made myself a profile there as a lesbian. Hope he gets the message.

When I was younger I essentially molested 10+ girls while I was in school, along with busting hundreds of nuts during classes while I was in school. Not even joking.

>>737598746
why is that bad?
would you prefer to masturbate to the thought of her with a man or a woman?

I used to always sleep at my grandparents house as a kid because my parents were always traveling. One night I woke up to find my grandfather masturbating right in front of me. I also realized my pants were pulled down. I never understood what it meant at the time. He quickly handed me my favorite candies and told me to never tell anyone about it. This is the first time I have ever told anyone that it has happened.

>>737598890
With MYSELF! Now that I know she only wants women then I have no chance. She's not religious but she is conservative. I thought she had no history of men and dating because she was saving herself and was pure. Turns out she's a dyke.

>>737595088
I feel you anon, I always seem out of place when people have feelings and I can't

Today my fiancé and I went for a river float. I made here wear her skimpy little bikini bottoms. She wanted to wear her jean shorts, but ultimately submitted. As the day went on she got hornier and hornier being exposed like that. She told me to fuck her in raft, right there, on the river.

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i'm a dirty sissy

https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

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>>737593836
>be me, in highschool
>random day a new kid arrives in my class, name is Marty
>fat kid
>not Porky fat but still fat
>My new hobby: Letting my stealthy silent farts flow whenever I walk past Marty
>at some point after class sneak listen to a teacher talk to Marty about his "gas problems"
>tell everyone
>long story short, by summer Marty's nickname became Farty
>nobody ever sat next to him, not even other fat kids

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I START ALL THE BBC CUCK THREADS.
MY NAME IS JON BETTENDORF.

On the last day of school I took a gigantic shit under her desk when she wasn't looking right before we were dismissed. Walked out and took the bus home with an itchy poopy butthole, it was totally worth it

>Be Chad
>Allow drugs to transform myself into a beta cuck
>Spend rest of my days wondering how I could of been just like Zach Efron

>>737599768
don't tread on the past, get dirty cum sluts now

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>>737598899
That's fucked up. I hate when that happens.

>>737599768
Stopped reading at Zack Efron

>>737599894
Sauce?

>>737598899
Lmao wow man

>>737598858

right now he's working on his profile as trans-woman-lesbo.

>>737600142
Let's be friends.