Hey Anons, I got to stand a lil more on my own, I am proud of myself.

>>737590748
>yeah, fuck that guy for improving himself!

>>737590748
I mean, if that person is actually trying truly to turn it around, good for them. Has a lot of surgery waiting for them if they actually slim down, all that skin.

>>737590838
>>737590853
>being this much of a faggot

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Remember guys, I'm still in the hospital and can't work. I need you guys to donate to my go fund me so I can keep my apartment

>>737590991
>not an asshole must be a faggot
You have a very warped sense of the world

You do know just because the cake is has carrots in it doesn't mean it's healthy.

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I'm a really nice guy who is down on his luck. I can use a miracle now.

>>737591094
you sympathize for a worthless fat piece of shit, that makes you a faggot

>>737590748
>wearing flash shirt

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If you donate to my gofundme today, I'll hook you up with a box of "premium" Omaha Steaks.

>>737590748
I like how he's wearing a Flash t-shirt, guy has a sense of humour.

>>737590748
i guess it's good this guy finally admitted he had a problem, but fuck, I'm ten pounds overweight and now I'm on the bike for an hour each night. How does anyone wait that fucking long?

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I broke the speedforce being dropped from the ambulance from going to one rehab center to another.

>>737591200
having sympathy may make me a faggot in your eyes but not having it makes you an edgelord faggot to everyone else

>>737591453
having sympathy for this fat piece of shit only proves you're the weakest kind of faggot alive

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But seriously fellas, I'm a really nice guy and can use your support.

>>737591548
Bruv,how the fuck did you get to such a level

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I spend the past month making blogs on my progress trying to fight my disease. There are talks that I would have to be put in assistant living because I can't move like I use too.

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>>737591539
>Arguing with people on the internet.
So this is the true power of forced autism online eh?

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>>737591740
It's easy, I've just got free from a lifeless marriage because my wife of 10 years would fuck other guys, and when I confront her about it, she made me feel like I'm the bad guy.

>>737591880
faggot

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>>737591539
Sympathy isn't weakness it's the human condition, we are sympathetic creatures. It's to bad we can't all pretend to be wanna be sociopath edgelords like yourself

>>737591911 so you ate your ass off because you were depressed?

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I moved into my own place for the first time in years. I actually tried to eat healthy since being on my own. I even went from 720 lbs to 685 lbs In a few months. Everything was getting better till I got struck with this disease.

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>>737592060

>>737592127
pathetic cuck faggot

>>737592273
>Can't think of a legitimate rebuttal
>better ad hominem
I'm not even gonna waste more time on someone so far below me

>>737591326
Top kek

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>>737592174
Well yeah. I would eat a whole 10 pack of brauts to myself and cry a lol. My roommate used to say "here's your bowel of dicks, sir Jabba."

>>737592408
you are dumb and pathetic, that's all there is to it

>>737590748
STOP EATING

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But if you would watch my blogs, you can see that this is not a joke. I'm desperate.

>>737592412
It's good your trying to change man

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>>737592641
I am, what I want to do is get out of this bed, be all healthy and have a home to go too. Once I'm there, I want to concentrate on my photography business.

>>737591367
Depression probably, the heavy shit not the "skies seem grey even with the sun out, every second is screaming agony" shit which all of us probably feel but shit we can't even imagine or put into words.

I'm also no longer human shaped, got a fat percentage of around 27%, 187lbs at 5'11" (so yes also a manlet, really won the lottery). That shit happened due to alcoholism mostly, I weighed a harrowing 220lbs at some time at which point my girlfriend left me, stating my weight being a large reason for that, it made her feel like less of a person for being near me.

I hope the dude in OP can keep fighting because being inhuman is a fucked up realization.

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>>737592845
Good on you man, keep it up!

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>>737592986
Thank you Anon, I will keep fighting.

>>737591022
what is your profession? what have you worked before hospital?

>>737590748
Usually, people this big start getting limbs amputated as a result of uncontrolled diabetes.

>>737592127
Sympathy is an insult to all who are subjected to it

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>>737593083
Wish i could donate fam, live by myself paycheck to paycheck. Best of luck to you sir

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>>737593071
I know I may come off as pushy when it comes to help. But I don't know who to turn too. My family has all but abandoned me because they don't want to deal with my condition. I work at a job that kept me on as a contractor for over three years, but refused to take me in as a actual employee because I'm still trying to get my ged. It's just hard.

>>737593083
That dog be all like "I can't wait till this sucka drop dead and I get to chew on dat gristle leg"

>>737592174
no. he just didn't stop. as you can see, he was a lard lord way before his wife cheated

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>>737593195
I work for a company that distributes school books to educational institutions

>>737592182
>till I got struck with this disease.
so being fat isn't your disease?

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>>737593361
I was a little heavy when my ex and I got married, I admit it. But she was support to love me for the person that I am.

>>737592412
>10 pack of brauts
help me out there, but what are brauts?

>>737592845
how many wings does one has to eat to win that price?

its not on your own if you have something holding you up

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>>737593508
No, Anon, Im Diagnosed With Guillain-Barre, it's a disease that attacks the immune system and destroys the nerves, when I first got it, I had nothing but a tingling sensation on both my arms and legs.

YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASS PIRATES /THREAD

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>>737593617
Bratwursts.

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>>737593723
What price? I am giving out prizes to those that can donate. I got art prizes, I got friends who have replica fast and furious cars that they will give you a ride in.

>>737593611
>a little heavy
i wish you good luck, but you have to stop lying to yourself constantly. a little heavy is the guy on the left, then comes ms quackquack and then you, mr i_don't_know_what_is_legs_and_what_is_belly

>>737594219
meant that trophy you are holding up.

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>>737593617
See Anon, the ones on the top are Brauts.

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>>737594247
I was a lil heavy when we got married.

>>737594719
Gonna need nudes and info of the girl in blue please and thank you.

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>>737594442
That's the Ducks Cup at my favorite dive bar. I'm a huge fan of the Oregon Ducks football team.

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>>737594796
Don't got nudes for that girl, she's just a friend. But you are welcome to these titties, Anon.

>>737594448
looks nice, i'd like one of those and two of the red ones in front. call it a meal.

>>737595022
Those are nice too but... How about her name?

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>>737595120
Her name is stephanie

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Here is a pic of me on my wedding day over 10 years ago.

>>737595615
Every girl I have ever loved is named Stephanie. This is fate brother. Pure fucking fate. I'll donate soon but you're gonna have to be the best man and me and Stephanie's wedding. Deal?

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>>737595732
If they will let me outta this bed. It's a deal.

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>>737591094
Your sympathy isn't wanted here. if you let yourself get that far into fathood, fuck you.

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>>737596072
Don't hate the player for his love for fudge pops.

>>737596054
I'll hold the fucking wedding in your room if it means that angel is in my arms for the rest of my live long days.

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>>737596380
It's all about that duck life.

>>737592986
when did 5'11 become a negative?

>>737596603
I'll buy you a fucking duck if you put in a good word with Steph for me.

>>737596628
since the feminazis decided anything that was under 6,1 was manlet.

>>737590748
I'm definitely more interested in the device that holds your planetary ass. Are those medical professionals or space age material engineers?

>>737591022
guess you shouldn't have spent all your life savings on pies, then.

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>>737596852
They are medical professionals, Anon. It's a way to help me get up since my nerves were shot.

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>>737596777
I would if I could, Anon, but she was a friend of my ex wife.

>>737596981
Is that fucking steve-o at the gathering? More pics of Steph also please. I'm in love goddamn you. Don't cockblock

>>737590991
Lol summer fag

>>737593195

He worked as a taster at a pie factory that went bankrupt because someone ate all the pies.

>>737591022

Why don't you get a work from home job?

>>737597059
Goddamn it! Why are you doing this to me? What is the ex wife's name? I'll put in my own goddamn word

>applauds in norwegian

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Well anyhow Anons, I'm sleepy, so I'm going to turn in for the night. If you can, I'm seriously a really nice guy, and if you donate to my go find me ,I would really appreciate it. Look at the pic. With love, the Land Whale of Oregon.

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>>737597059
is this fat piece of whale your ex wife ?

>>737597102
No, that's a famous rapper itsmikesnow, he is the best otegon duck rapper

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>>737597424
Yeah. This is her during one of her sessions.

>>737597424
I would say so seeing that he has many pics of her and him together.

>>737597502

Its like a couple of hippos going at it

>>737596158
Holla ninja...

>>737590748
How do you get that fat? I haven't had any exercise in like 15 years and I eat whatever I want, and I'm only 220 lbs.

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i have a legitimately hard time sympathizing with ppl who clearly have control issues and end up fucked off cause of food or drugs or whatever. like i want them to get better so that at least when they die, they dont have the deep-seated regrets of not being able to do the things they thought theyd never do.

i wish i were an edgy teen again and not a parent now who might have a kid turn out this way cause the worlds a fucked up place

>>737597205
Anon, I'm sure if you view his fb, you can find this stephanie.

>>737596628
As another anon said, 6"1' is the bottom of the barrel, the rest are outside the barrel altogether.

Being short just looks ridiculous, women shouldn't be criticized for having a standard.

>>737590748
I have a a friend who's a video game addict. He's incredibly awkward and has no ambition. He gets fatter every year. It's probably been about 15 years since he started packing on the pounds. I've tried to help him many times, given tons of advice and opportunities, and he sometimes claims he's going to try but he can't escape the vidya. He doesn't seem to have any shame and just loves gaming too much. He already has a world of health problems from this lifestyle. At this point I'm just waiting to see how long until he looks like The Flash over here.

Also, he sucks at video games.

>>737590748
And you're why my insurance is over a grand a month

>>737591094
Kill yourself cock sucking newfag

>>737597502
Looks like that hippo might have a huge cock though

>>737597750
Only?

>>737590748
What up fam

>>737597750
>Only 220lbs
Dude unless you're 7' that weight makes you hard to recognize as a human being, you don't look much different.

>>737597847

no, the fucked up medical system in your third world country is why you pay so much.

>>737598018
Leaf?

>>737598057
Thot so.

>>737597059

pretty sure that guy was on TV years ago, hospital aborted his gastric band surgury because the fat fuck ate like 3 fish n chips and 2 burgers before going in; wasted everyones fucking time.

>>737597840
You sound like a good friend. However you've missed out on crucial time you could have been photographing his transition into the obese being he was always meant to be. It's never too late pal.

>>737590748
Hang in there buddy.

>>737590991
>being this young

Grow up, newfag.

>>737597502

moar

>>737590748
At least he realized he fucked up and trying to fix it rather than joining fat acceptance shit.

>>737591453
This guy gets it.
>>737591539
This guy is insecure as fuckkkk

>>737591880
It's almost like your first day here or something.

>>737590748
Why the fuck are they wasting money on this thing?

Keep going man. I recently hit rock bottom emotionally and it fucking sucked. I think I ate around 10k calories in a month and just stayed in bed. Ended up in the hospital and losing a shit ton of weight. No matter which way you go it fucking sucks. I'm on meds and in a better place, with better friends, and now at a normal weight. Keep it up.

Separately, can you still masturbate?

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>>737590853
>trying to turn it around

Yeah after years of donut abuse, fuck this guy. Fat people are so fucking weak, I beat a heroin addiction yet there are so many people who can't face putting down that piece of cake? There are no brutal withdrawal symptoms associated with the cessation of binge eating. Weak as fuck

You really come onto 4chan expect sympathy from us. I mean really you said you originally weighed 720 pounds I'm surprisedyou didn't die right then and there but nope. Coming to 4chan to ask for money is like asking Kim Jong Un for money he wouldn't care you would just some spit in your face. So quit asking you cuck throw yourself in a grave and wait to die in it if you can even fit in the grave.

>>737598149
I see what you did there.

>>737598642
any spread ?

>>737590853
>all that skin.

if i had that much extra skin after losing weight, i'd have it made into luggage and travel the world with it.

>>737591022

you poor brave man... i wish more people could be like you. liked and donated 100.00

>>737598690
The thing is you have to conquer the reason for binge eating, and a lot of people don't realize that. I've never done it myself on a weekly or longer level, so I can't defend those people at the same level, but I understand the psychology behind it and know it's fucking hard to deal with. Go KYS you miserable piece of trash. Nobody wants to be around a fuckwit like you.

>>737598724
You too

>>737598690
I mean, I kicked opiates without needing external help, but I still struggle with binge eating sometimes.

I think it's because, you know, food does't register on the same level as opiates. I know not to do drugs more than once a month, but it just seems easy to say, "Well, I know I had a whole pizza for diner last night, but this Chipotle burrito isn't going to hurt me. I'll be back on the diet tomorrow."

Part of the reason it's harder is that it's not so destructive.

>>737591539
I know the world has hurt you. It's ok. Just cry. It's ok.

>>737598690
Probably hars because there just brought up on said food item not a fucking opiate

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>>737598758

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>>737590748
I don't get it. Why not just get liposuction?

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>>737598978
thats a nice ssbbw there

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You really come onto 4chan expect sympathy from us. I mean really you said you originally weighed 720 pounds I'm surprisedyou didn't die right then and there but nope. Coming to 4chan to ask for money is like asking Kim Jong Un for money he wouldn't care you would just some spit in your face. So quit asking you cuck throw yourself in a grave and wait to die in it if you can even fit in the grave.

>>737598892
An addiction is still an addiction whether it's food, fags, weed, heroin, exercise, porn...

You can't convince anyone that it's harder to eat a normal portion of food than it is for a junkie to not use heroin.

Binge eating is the easiest to give up. Just have one donut fatty, not a dozen, it's not fucking hard! But two thirds of all adults are overweight apparently, just goes to show how weak this generation of humans are, especially the morbidly obese such as yourself.

>>737598855
And junkies have to conquer the reason for using. I see Narcotics Anonymous everywhere, but not one institution called Fatties Anonymous

>>737598978
keep the coming man

>>737599717
There is. Overeaters Anonymous.

>>737594924
Fuck bro, I'd help, but...I hate OSU.

Pick a better school next time

>>737600276
https://oa.org/

>>737598986
Liposuction is made for just a little bit of fat. Sucking a ton of fat can be devastating for the body since it really wouldn't be used to such a dramatic change

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>>737600369
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>737599574
It depends on the person, now.

I was into oxy, not heroin. But I kicked that, cigs, benzos, ambien, DXM, and weed easily, but I still binge eat more than I should despite being on a diet, and I can't get myself off of caffeine...

I'm not going to make that argument about eating, no, but caffeine? Yeah, it was easier for me to kick opiates.

>>737600637
Depends if you "kicked" oxy by going onto Suboxone, which is by no means being clean, or if you used DXM to deal with the WD's. I ran out of heroin in the middle of Cambodia, it was a big habit as well, no meds available either, I tell you that was inhumane torture. Didn't sleep for eight days, and even then it was only a 15 minute cat nap. I can see how addictions with food or fags can be hard because the consequences aren't so immediate but it seriously doesn't take much self control to eat normal portions of food

>>737595022
new hair cut ?

>>737592412
>My roommate used to say "here's your bowel of dicks, sir Jabba."
kek

>>737600369
you're an idiot

>>737591911
Congrats on losing 400lbs of useless fat already

Very intricate message on this thread. This man needs to meet the president. Has a decent amount of wits to his dark humor

>>737600987
Theres no convenience stores with immodium in Cambodia? How do tourists deal with the food?
Immodium stops 95-100% of withdrawal.

I cold turkeyed from 2400mg/day of oxy IV, naked in a concrete cell. You do not know torture.

>>737591022
lol why don't you eat yourself you fat faggot

lazy goddamned nigger-ass beggars are going to kill 4chan

have some fucking humility you fat tub of shit

>>737591742
being a gigantic fatlord isn't a disease, it's being fat and lazy.

>>737590748
EVEN THE TWO NURSES ARE OVERWEIGHT

>>737598724
>us

>>737601891
they're nurses bro, that stopped being a noble profession when every fat housewife was tricked into joining the workforce because they were going to find themselves a George Clooney lookalike doctor to sweep them off their cankles and marry them.

>>737594924
Lol 'huge fan' - you're probably the biggest one they've got.