Roast me /b/

>>737583158
you look alright

>>737583269
Name?

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Looks like me, although I look better than all these girls, haha you girls look like a man trying to be a woman. I am soo graceful that I drink wine out of a goblet.

>>737583158
I would, but I'm affraid that your jewfro would get stuck in the oven.

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>>737583158
Looks familiar

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let's get it going bois!

>>737583229
Thanks, I was a little worried, people keep saying I look like Arnold.

>>737583463
That is fucked up, and I'm not even jewish, dude.

>>737583523
I mean, I do have a boyfriend. So...

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Rate this shit

You look like you would smell like pepperoni

Bitch looks like he stuck in the 1900's

That hoe look like Arnold's reject twin

>>737583158
You look like my grandmother.

Go back to Nanaland you stupid cheddar cheese ass lookin bitch

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>>737583158

Napoleon dynamite has a twin sister

My sister has got bigger boobs than this bitch man why are hoes now adays so fucking twatted espacsialy whian the broighkon langdauge is fsooghnf bklroorknd thats you candggt reajvd isadjt

>>737585084
it's a girl?

its a guy

you look like a boy. a little black boy.

https://youtu.be/XAdnzbiZoiM

>>737583158
You look like a happy accident

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>>737583783
whats it like being a gay teenager?

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this chicken

>>737585988
Pretty great, love my boyfriend, he treats me right, we have an online relationship right now, and he is super good at sexting.

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your hairline has history, it goes all the way back to slavery

I am dating someone on secondlife right now we have fun yiffing and sometimes we murr on voice chat.

>>737583158

It shouldn't be too hard to find someone willing to put you in a cremation oven.

>>737583158
roast you what?

beef or pork?

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>>737586758
This is what we do to straight peeps