Is fucking like a pornstar a meme? Just paid 180 to fuck some

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Now I'm actually a bit worried about getting into a regular relationship.
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Bump I need answers.

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Bumperino

>>737582100
Caribbean food >>>

After that long shit gets dry. The constant friction for such a long time can start to get painful.

Im only down for 30 mins tops now

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>>737582701
I mean she was cumming a lot. Kinda hated it because I want some friction.
Damn. This is cool but it fucking sucks. Am I gay /b/

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Can anyone else in all of /b/ who actually put there penis in a vagina , speak on this issue. Maybe I'm insecure about finishing too early??I just think 20 mins goes by too quick. That's like 40-50 pumps and it's done. What do?

>>737583253
>>737582871
DUDE not cumming after a long session happens, if youre witha girl and shes done and you havent came yet dont think thats an issue. Many of things couldve caused it but its a real non-issue

>>737583253
>>737582100
I fuck like this.. Honestly my first time I never came, the bitch was very selfish and said she got what she wanted... I could have kept going for hours without cumming and even if I did I could go again.. I don't know. I guess people are shitty and can't enjoy something "too good"

>>737583253
I had one girlfriend that would cum over and over no matter how long. We would fuck for an hour at least each time...then after she would be destroyed. Just gotta find a girl that likes to fuck for a long time....and be destroyed.

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>>737583429
Well my first girlfriend actually got quite vocal about it , saying she feels like shit that she can't make me cum. How it leaves her feel good but never good enough for me. WTF I just go jerk off and I'm happy. I actually think it's the police thing to make sure they get a good ride.
>>737583443
What I fear now , I haven't fucked in a few years because I was content knowing what I can do but shit I'm still at it and I really want to creampie a chick/chink.

>>737582100
Shit gets sore and you run the risk of handing her a yeast infection.

you masturbate too much. your dick gets desensitised to one type of tight grip and friction (your hand) and needs to be re-conditioned to cumming to a slippery vagina. it'll take a while but stop masturbating and pump pussy for a while you'll speed up.

>>737583678
Would she be out of use the next day ?

I had sex with a couple Asian prostitutes and had the same problem. Like 10 minutes in she was like "slow down! I have tight Chinese pussy" then I put it in her mouth and she actually said "ohhh sucky sucky" then after we finished she gave me a cig and we talked with her mom. She was surprised with how big I am but that'd normal with girls I've been with. 9 inches hard but it doesn't feel that big

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>>737583881
So true. I iron claw has conditioned me. Would they know or can I play it off like "whoops I'm just that good *tips fedora*"

>>737584036
If it takes you 45mins to cum during a bj then you're gonna be shit out of luck anon, no chick wants to play that game.

>>737583253
It's hard to say unless you have sex with the girl on a regular basis. Last girl I fucked, I kept holding back and plowing her for like an hour. She never said anything nor did she do anything to indicate otherwise that she was satisfied, but she had already came quite a few times. I finally just asked her if she was ready to take the load and she was. She thought her pussy was just that bad and I couldn't get off. In all honesty, a girl with a dirty mouth who tells you how to fuck her and then asks for your cum when she is ready is the best type of girl. Those are the type that really drain my balls and make me content.

>>737582100
That gif is top meme shit

Opfag, same prob bro. Easy fix : one, quit spanking it. Let cum build up couple days and watch porn but don't jerk it. Also, do you take any meds? I took lexapro and it's common anti depressants inhibit the O for both sexes so skip on days will get laid if u do. Yes sucks for spontaneity but if he find awesome GF I did she won't care. Problem solved you will come in < 30 min.

>>737582100
>Just paid 180 to fuck some Asian massage lady for 30 min.

There is your answer you nigger. She has other clients and more money to make. She doesn't want to be fucking just you for a long time when there is more money to be made.

>also Puerto Rican here

Just rub tobasco sauce on your dick before you slide it in her. It will numb her vagina so you can keep on pounding and she wont complain

>>737582100
>Puerto Rican
>master race
Pick one and only one, boricua'e mierda.

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>>737584170
The problem , the real problem is that I had depression for a long time. I'm a happy person , way over that hump. It just left me looking like too serious of a person. I'm good looking but I have the worst fucking luck. Last chick on tinder just ended up selling me weed. So the issue is I dont have money to spend like that where I can go back in 2 weeks or so again.

Women can go 10 minutes or an hour. As long as
they get off.

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>>737582100
Most dudes cum quickly, and so she expected the same with you.
Fucking for a long time can get painful for a female.
Her pussy gets sore, then it's just raw flesh rubbing and irritating her.
If it's a loving or exciting situation, she'll remain moist, mix it up, and talk to you about what feels good.
If it's a prostitute straight fucking, she just wants you to cum and get it over with.
Maybe next time use lubricants to help her not get irritated or raw dogging.
Weed also helps, but if you're like me (also Rican master race), I can fuck for hours if I'm high. My gf too.
Everyone is different.

>>737582100
>Just paid 180 to fuck some Asian
KYS, you're a piece of shit.
Do you think I care about your sex blog?

>>737582100
>Puerto Rican

Of course you are a nigger. Nobody wants your money or your dick.

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>>737584484
I was the last call bro. No one else , she actually let me fuck longer.
Sup my nig, from fajardo/culebra.

The first time I had sex lasted around 6 hours. I chalk it up to vigorously masturbating many times beforehand. Anyways what I've learned is that just raw pussy fucking over 40 minutes can cause some bruising if your dick is big enough. So the key is to go slow sometimes. Ask her what she likes and don't like, show her what you like, mix things up, and have fun with it. Hell, you can fuck on and off a whole day if yall are having fun and got nothing to do. Bitches in relationships don't always enjoy it because they always want to do other things with you. One night stands, though, seem to like it a lot.

>>737584763
Says the white boi who never had a girl cum multiple times. Go back to the trailer park faggot.

>>737584020
Pop a Cialis then a pressed pill a half hour before the session...best nut and ruin that asian chicks day...protip ask for two hours. Worth it

>>737584763
>Of course you are a nigger.

Not the OP, other PR but my skin is white as fuck. Can see my veins and everything.
>>737584784
She was exhausted after the day then. She fucks too much so obviously she isn't going to want to fuck each man for too long.

In real relationships it seems for the most part on average girls can go longer than guys and it takes them longer to cum.

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>>737584985
I think she would refund my money after the first hour.

>>737582100

Depends on the woman. I'd say most woman are looking for 10 to 20 minutes.

Some want like an hour. Others just want like 5 minutes.

> I've fucked 20 women

i had a problem cumming when in a girl after i started not being a vurgin. i could pound them for hours. for one, it gets boring after a while. if the girl is enjoying it, she will remain wet and you are fine. they usually enjoy it even for longer periods of time ... i do not. it is all ok now and i can bust practocally when i want, you just speed it up a little. i usually do it right wheb she reaches orgasm. girls love that.

so basically, do not jerk as much, practice sex a lot, find your position, make it wet as it can get.

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This paki prostitute lasted 3 hrs when i went as a tourist to pakistan

>>737585203
The iron claw is unforgivable. I have a high sex drive. What am I supposed to do, read a book?I just can't imagine more than 3-4 days without giving myself the ol five finger bologna massage.

>>737582100my wife loves to fuck, but after 15 minutes she gets pretty sore, plus she comes after 10, so the rest is her just waiting on me. everyone is different. figure out what a girl wants and try to provide it. I'd love it if my wife could fuck for an hour. jesus.

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>>737585270
God bless you sir. God bless.

>>737582100
Pro tip idiot,

1. Prostitutes lie to make you feel better
2. The guys they're used to fucking are dried up old cucks that cum from getting head for three minutes

Rented an asian hooker for 2 hours. Fucked her for two hours straight and came in the last 15 minutes like a pro. She was not happy and kept asking if I was ready. I got what I paid for and was expecting the talk back. Her realizing that she was gonna work for 2 hours straight made me harder.

>>737585509
She actually was giving me advice for like 20 mins after. I don't think she was bullshitting. But I understand she's not used to it, reg clients and all. Fuck I just feel like I didn't enjoy it since I couldn't cum.I did enjoy her body though that's for sure.

>>737582100
How old was she?

Chicks get upset if they cant make you cum. They have such low self esteem they need the boost to their confidence knowing they did a good job

>>737584117
Top kek. Give her the old lockjaw

>>737583253
>20 mins goes by too quick. That's like 40-50 pumps
Just pointing out that my math indicate you pump between two or three times pr minute.

guys get tired of it too. not cumming is frustrating. opiates make me unable to cum quite often, but not unable to stay hard trying. after an hour of fucking im just as ready to quit as the girl usually is. 30 minutes of straight fucking is about the upper limit of whats actually fun.

>>737586047
well given where we are, im guessing he's so fat that's as fast as he can go without having a heart attack

>>737586047
Who honestly does that any slower??I can't imagine 1 pump a minute. Shit not even 1 1/2.

>>737586166
210 pure muscle , long distant runner and athlete , I'm passionate not a fucking jackhammer Nigger.

>>737586047
Wat?

My pumpn rate is like a third of a hertz. Who does a pump every 30 seconds.

>>737586286
Me neither. I was just goofing. Or I thought I was goofing, three pumps pr minute sounds boringly slow to me. Are you saying three pumps pr minute sounds average for you?

>>737586419
>pure muscle
>long distance runner

Pick one

>>737586444
Witnessed. I mean it sounds slow but when you're moving her around and sucking tits and shit. Doesn't mean I take my dick out i just play with her until I keep pumping away.

>>737586047

Ive had some girls Ive needed to stretch out to get them ready for a deep dicking. I'd slowly thrust all the way in and hold it there, clenching my pelvic floorfor 8 seconds, then slowly pull it out for 8 seconds. Thats about 3 thrusts a minute.

But that was just the warm up before going to pound town.

>>737586574
Your chair obviously is supporting a lot of weight.

>>737586444
>rate is like a third of a hertz
I don't think you understand frequency.

Unless you say you cum one third of the way into your first pump.

>>737586695

Well, this is /b/ so its 90% possible

>>737586419
let me guess, penis is 8"+, IQ is 150+, and you have 200 confirmed kills?

>>737586518
Well it's pump , play with tits , suck , move her body.I don't know what you consider a full pump. But I pump twice the just keep it in and dig deeper and shit then pump again.

>>737586693
Weight of pure muscle...

Amiright

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>>737586802
Who told you about my confirmed kills in the navy seals.

>>737586695
i did that once to a girl to retaliate after she accused me of not thinking she was pretty when i couldn't cum for an hour
then said 'see, look how hot you are'

(opiates, if you're in withdrawal your dick is super sensitive and you can cum in seconds, so i held off doing more on purpose until we had sex)

>>737586695
I'm calling a pump one conplete cycle. Penis in and penis back out. That duration, for me is abut a third of a hertz typically. Now I do have outlier pumps that go more into the normal time domain but nothing grater than a hertz.

It is a meme. First time I fucked a girl I was either so nervous or so hard that I basically felt nothing on my dick. I ended up fucking her in about 30 minute - 1 hour increments for about 12 hours (with 1 break in between to eat dinner) before we gave up and I ended up just jerking off onto her. After about an hour of solid thrusting the pussy lubricant becomes kind of sticky and viscous and starts making it painful to keep going. Ended up having to buy lube and try again. She said she was fine with it at the time, but afterward she admitted it was really painful by the end.

>>737586695
Frequency is the inverse of period. What'd there to get?

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OP HERE , WELL NIGGERS IM GOING TO TAKE A NAP. THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING MY MASTER DICK RACE NIGGERS. GUESS GOTTA TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD BUT ILL KEEP A LOT OF YOUR ADVICE AND WORK ON IT. NO MORE PLAYING THE FLESH FLUTE FOR A WHILE.
GG AND GN

did she love you long time?

>>737583881
This is correct

>>737586695
A third of a hertz pump is an insertion every 1.5 seconds and a withdrawl ever 1.5 seconds.

>>737587307
Apparently boku long time for her.

>>737587081
So now you have defined what a pump is. And further confirmed that you have no idea what a "hertz" is.

Hertz is the measure of frequency. If you pump 15 times pr minute, that means you're pumping at a frequency of 15 hertz. If you pump 2 or 3 times pr minute like OP, you're pumping at a frequency of 2.5 hertz.

And if you're at one third of a hertz, it sounds like you do not finish a full pump.

>>737582100
you dumb idiot, she's a whore. she doesn't want or care to actually fuck YOU, especially if she's some fucking uggo massage parlor fob.

if you're looking for that kind of experience, just get with an actual slut for free, or pay more than 180 (probably closer to a grand) for someone who actually enjoys their whore job.

>>737582871
nugga wat

>>737587500
Lol you are retarded.

1 hertz = 1 cycle per second.

A 60 hertz sin wave oscillates 60 times in 1 second. So a 1/3 hertz cycle would oscillate once ever 3 seconds.

>>737583881
This is the absolute truth OP. I've been with the same chick for 5 years, and until recently we've only ever been able to have sex. The first 3 years circumstances only allowed us to have sex maybe 4 times. Each time I lasted over an hour because I beat it like fucking Micheal Jackson(being a hormonal teenager and all). Now, I beat it a few times a week, and I bust in anywhere from 20-30 minutes. Depends on how frequently we have sex now. She gets hers a few times, I get mine.

Tl;dr, try to stop jacking it so often. You most likely beat off too much

>>737587500
It looks like you have no clue what a hertz is.

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>>737587751
She was a fucking 10. You obviously never been inside or they leave the ugly ones for you. Sorry to be the one to tell you but......you're ugly.

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>>737587305
Goddamned picture fooled me. I thought that was in China and therefore the dog was being taken to be murdered and eaten by subhuman Chinese scum, but then I noticed that the signs weren't only in Kanji because by the last two images, there's some Katakana/Hiragana, too.

>>737588798
It was being taken to eat.

>>737582100
Well, if I'm sober, sex lasts about 10-20 minutes. But if I'm speeding, sex last anywhere from 1 - 8 hours. I've been sober for 4 years tho. Damn I miss meth sex.

>>737588938
Does that include loss of erection time?

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>>737582100
>Puerto Rican by the way, master race


master race? riiiiiiiiiight, just keep telling yourself that, guy.

>>737582100

>worries about making prostitute cum