Tell me what you desire most /b/, >dubs you receive it

I desire cameron diaz

The normie life

>>737574188
The powerball winning ticket...

I desire an ounce of weed

>>737574188
Naked Zoey deschanel?

The ability to manipulate reality without any restrictions.

>>737574392
Rerollin?

her

her

No more trump threads on /b/

>>737574417
wow we're both gay and lonely

>>737574413
Last reroll

>>737574438
looks like we won't get her, pal

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To be a cute anime girl

her reroll for hope?

second

i want a happy life

>>737574664
so close to trips

I want to end world hunger

>>737574188
I desire ten thousand totally hot woman who will loyaly do every single thing i want them too, and never think twice about it

>>737575057
Yesss

>>737575100
Wait nooooooooooooooooooooo

death

>>737574188
I want liberal raid troll groups on 4chan to all fuvking die

>>737575057
OP here, you receive your wish. But you now can never be aroused.

>>737574188
$100,000 by monday

The ability to adjust the probabilities of a specific event happening. This can only be done for an event that is at least 24 hours in the future at time of adjustment and only 1 adjustment can be made in a 48 hour period.

>>737574188
To actually get what I want.

Not a chance, not an opportunity but to GET it, have it and do what i want with it....

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>>737575975

>>737575705
reroll

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>>737575975
>>737576035
>>737576066

Yep, i aint getting shit. As usual

>>737574188
I want singles

>>737576066
Well, this winrar feels so hollow
>>737576186
figures, get winrar, OP is a faggot

>>737576066
>>737576366
wow, a double winrar... must mean OP is a huge faggot

>>737576493
If dubs i confirm this

>>737574515
They have sergery for that

>>737574188
I want New England to secede from the United States

>>737574188
god

I want donald trump held accountable, impeached, and imprisoned for his traitorous deeds

Hillary and Obama to admit they created isis from Libya to syria

Jaylynn

>>737577573
re roll

lucky sevens get

LUCKY FUCKING SEVENS GET PLEASE GOD LET IT BE

Love

>>737577777

>>737574188
I want to not get dubs.

>>737577911
l can live with that person getting the get

Eternal health, never getting sick, never weak and dying in my sleep if my time comes.

I desire her love

>>737574188
freedom

I want my pet kitty back :(

To bring down all those who stand above me

>>737578132
roll

i want to be a billionaire

>>737578072
Re

>>737574188
a job

>>737574188
I'd like a bank error in my favor that never gets noticed by the bank or irs

>>737578267
so close
yet so far

>>737578072
Re>>737578072
Roll

>>737578072
Roll

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A life, please

>>737578072
Rollo

>>737578072
:c

Her

>>737578072
Rollerino

>>737574188
See through clothes, maybe?

I desire her love

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roll
love pls

I wish her to love me

>>737578029
Roll

to know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

>>737578029
Rolling

A woman with a damaged brain.
I will experiment with black magic with her soul.
She will adore me.
It will be real.

I desire her and her family to love me for ever and over anyone or anything

I desire her and her family to love me for ever and over anyone or anything.

to meet hitler someday

>>737578808
I suppose I am being too possessive for an English girl.

I desire her and her family to love me for ever and over anyone or anything..

I desire her and her family to love me for ever and over anyone or anything
Dubs

>>737578908
Or not.

True Happiness

to become a godlike human

for any cartoon character of my choice to be real

>>737574188
Lots of money

I desire her and her family to love me for ever and over anyone or anything
I desire her to hug me tomorrow

>>737578978
re roll

>>737578958
>>737578908
>>737578808
To expect nothing and get nothing in return.

Happiness

i want the clickbait ads to expand penis size to actually work

I desire her and her family to love me for ever and over anyone or anything
I wish she to hug and kiss me in this month with all her love

to not be a fat fuck please

>>737579154
re roll

>>737574188
I wish I wan't a faggot.

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>>737579022

Get good at fps games

lemme rolll

>>737579248
Why does God hate me?

A girlfriend who legitimately loves and cares about me

real love

>>737574188
I want my dad to still be alive.

a bath full of cum by tomorrow

>>737579275
You can't wish away what you truly desire...
>In this instance, cock.

cock

two cocks

three cocks

four cocks maybe

>>737579154
Only you can do that.
No one else but you can help you achieve that goal.
Start small, try jogging and eating healthier.

a clean house

Death to all human life on earth

>>737579666
HOLY FUCK

Some Fuck

five cocks now

six cocks

I want to be the saviour of the white race

A direction in life.

as many cocks as my ass can fit

seven cocks?

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>>737579666
Good, I've heard enough talk. Looks like somebody's finally gonna do something about it.

A gf or the very least not be alone so much

>>737579911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4
YES

>>737579666
HAIL STAN

I want dubs

fuck it
eight cocks

The truth of My existance

companionship

nine cocks

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>>737574188
The end of global exploitation at the hands of the wealthy class, the end of dialectical materialism, a post-scarcity world bringing an end to needless warfare, a clean and liveable earth, a global society free of androcentrism, a world without dogmatic religion, and a human race that is taking to the stars.

>>737580266
Well shit

>>737580266
And just like that, I'm a believer in the power of numbers.

>>737580266
BIG MONEY
FIFTY COCKS

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>>737574188
I want to meet "the one" girl that's right for me and fuck her in the pussy

I just accidentally got dubs so my wish is
100 cocks

>>737574188
>Valve Complete Pack
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198124786663/

200 cocks

300 cocks

>>737574188
A hot, tight bodied, summertime fuck fling

1000 cocks

1500
cocks

3000 cocks

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< her

>>737579399
You even got the gets....damn.

10000 cocks

50000 cocks

I want my friend to make it out alive

100000

for society to collapse launching the world into another dark age. Except people are to dumb to survive on their own so hopefully majority die off and kill each other. while I run off into the mountains and live a life away from the greatest parasite on earth, apart from myself.

I mean 4000 cocks

her

>>737574188
Death.

>>737574188
All of JC's albums, physical.

To be skinny.

>>737574188
i wish for dubs

>>737581466
WINRAR

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>>737574188
II want a new drug one that does what it should, one that won't make me feel too bad, one that won't make me feel too good.

>>737580943
mods

you know what i want ;)

>>737581155
Nice, I always knew my dream would come true

Jesus and Tupac to come back

>>737582023
OFF BY 1... RE ROLL

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>>737581155
winrar

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A strong, peaceful, united Korea free of western imperialism.

to be free of anxiety and fear

>>737575705
gooley?

>>737582101
Best Korea's natural resources and Crazy Korea's tech savvy you're talking superpower...

>>737577788
fail?

>>737577911
lost

>>737582177
Congrats anon go forth for thou have been cured!

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>>737582209
So let it be written
>let it be done

>>737574188
win lotto max

>>737574188
The meaning for existence

>>737579088
welp

A Big booty bitch bouncing on my dick

>>737581155
>>737580266
>>737579666
death, re-birth and death again.. so far

also i desire to be god

why is it people want their desires to be known so badly? there's been so very little discussion of the wants, only wishes upon wishes upon wishes.

How do we become more selfless?

I want to fuck Alex in her gigantic ass and bust the biggest nut ever recorded this century. I want gallons of cum to pour out of her ass and turn her bedroom into a swimming pool. I want to live the rest of my life swimming in her ass cum.

I want to win a large sum of money on a lottery ticket, to find a beautiful woman I can fuck on the daily, and to die painlessly

l desire nothing.. happiness of everybody in this thread

>>737583681
re roll

moksha

Donald trump to throw Hillary Clinton in jail

>>737574188
moksha

>>737574188
>>737574188
moksha

>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
moksha

>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
moksha

To be absent this autism... cured.

>>737577938
underrated paradox

>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
moksha

>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
>>737574188
moksha

>>737574188
.
moksha

>>737574188
..
moksha

AIDS

>>737574188
....
moksha

>>737574188
Sex with a hot 15 yo.

>>737574188
.....
moksha

>>737574188
I want to live in a world where people can just have tolerance for other people's beliefs, instead of being a leftist prick.

a hot 15 year old slave who is mine for the rest of our long prosperous lives

.................
moksha

...................................................
moksha

.
moksha

moksha
>>737574188

>>737574188
.
moksha

moksha

>>737574438
relatable
also fuck off normie REEEEEEEEEEE

..
moksha

>>737574188
A lifetime supply of freshly worn dirty socks from anyone I desire.

Dubs GET

>>737574188
Her.

For 4chan to be recognized as a sovereign nation. With our own laws and shit

>>737584671
Attempt #2 reroll!! Dubs get for dirty girl sockiesssss!!

>>737584754
#3 mmmmm sockssss

>>737574188
..
moksha

...
moksha

death, asap

>>737584778
#4 holy God I need socks could you imagine having a freshly removed pair of Emma Watson's white turn cuff socks FUCK

>>737584830
#5 god Damnit or Ellen pages fucking HHHNNNGGG

the ability to control minds and make people do whatever i want

infinite wishes that all come true and infinite magick powers

>>737584859
Or even INSERT HOT LOCAL GIRL HERE.. fuck duck duck

>>737579451
>>737579485
>>737579512
>>737579567
I wanted to see 4chan count to 4

Billion dollars

>>737584921
#7 c'mon gimme socks

the ability to control minds and make people do whatever i want psychically

To be loved/hated and held in high regard around the whole planet and to become a legend

>>737584956
#8 FUCK I'd cum in Emma Watson's socks SO HARD

A reason to exist

A 13 inch dick

mind control powers, hypnosis, control of other people's thoughts ad horomones

>>737585004
#9 ok I'm starting to get mad GIMNE DUBS

moksha

>>737585041
#10 fuck I need this I'm so tired

mind control powers, hypnosis, control of other people's thoughts and hormones

>>737585089
#11 COME ON I AM NOT GONNA STOP

>>737574188
mind control powers, hypnosis, control of other people's thoughts and hormones

>>737585137
#12 imagine huddinf them straight out of her shoe

The ability to understand anything I want and create whatever I can imagine, plus infinite imagination.

>>737585176
#13 holy fuck I need sleep and DIRTY HERMIONE SOCKS

The ability to understand anything I want and create whatever I can imagine - to be a god.

>>737585222
Oh fuck yes TRIPS on lucky roll 13 I'll be bathing in Emma socks FUCK YES THANK YU GOD

>>737583728
thank you anon. but i desire immortality and mastery of time

>>737585244
Gratz

>>737585244
FUCK YEAH

>>737585244
Let me get a huge dong pls.

>>737584671
>>737584754
>>737584778
>>737584830
>>737584859
>>737584921
>>737584956
>>737585004
>>737585041
>>737585089
>>737585137
>>737585176
>>737585222
disqutink

To become a Time traveller.... a chronologist

>>737585506
Sorry you cant

Cheese pizza

>>737585561
When l do l will come back to this moment in time and roll until l get dubs

>>737585649
Greetings.... roll

>>737585561
The exact moment that dubs will be available is now

This get is years in the making

>>737585802
re roll

Happinesses

>>737585802
Yea and ur mom fucked ur dad too haha loser fag

888... behold

>>737585897
Fail haha fuck u bitch ass cunt licker

A 3some with my sister and my friend that has a huge cock

>>737585861
So did yours, she should have swallowed and saved the world from the abomination that you are. Roll

>>737585965
All 3 of you to continue living a trash life

>>737574188
A hotdog

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>>737574188

i hate this place

l have returned from the past to roll this 44

I WANT NOTHING BUT FOR YOU TO LEAVE MY TOWN AT ONCE MR GAUNT

>>737586145
.....ok

>>737585968
Sorry no I have a genius level IQ, a beautiful wife and a great job. My dick isn't even that bad. Haha PWNT FAAAGET oh and since I know youll ask, my IQ 150+

>>737586216
This guys wife to fuck a nigger

>>737586304
Wrong BITCH YOUR WIFE LITERALLY IS A NIGGER HAJAHAJAJA FUCK U SLIT OISS EASITNG ASS NIGGER

>>737586363
This guys brain to be healed

>>737578286
>> Gets a few cents less

>>737574188
Broke up, so naturally...

10K would be nice, i could jump start my life by taking care of a few things.But im fortunate for what I already have.

>>737575705
Why are you restricting your abilities?

>>737577788
This is hilariously ironic

>>737583944
Not as paradox, just cause you don't get dubs doesn't mean you strictly can't have it. It's only a paradox if he DOES get dubs. Single-edge sword.

>>737574188
Sasha Grey nudes

>>737583949
>>737583969
>>737584046
>>737584071
>>737584123
>>737584153
>>737584313
>>737584351
>>737584391
>>737584435
>>737584476
>>737584524
>>737584580
>>737584787
>>737584808
>>737585049
No idea what the fuck "moksha" is, but denied, faggot.

>>737574188
Santa Claus is real, but he's black.

>>737588941
His real name is Jesus

To obtain every possible bit of knowledge in the universe.

>>737574188
Her

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>>737574188
A panda butler

>>737574188
I wanna fuck your mom

>>737574188
I need about tree fiddy

weed

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A quiet death. I've lived a loud, painful life.

Just let me never wake up.

>>737590511
winrar

Op getting banned

Porn but like, irl

>>737590511

There's hope yet.

i want my online girlfriend to meet me in real life one day

>>737574188
Money, a lot of money, so much where I can do anything I have ever wanted.

>>737574188
a beautiful milf girlfriend with a stable career and a desire for kids later in life, who will marry me and live out our days together in pure bliss.

for the love of god, dubs get

>>737574386
Same

i guess i just need people who really give a shit about me

I want to be filthy rich

Wealth