Hey, guys. Why you browsing 4chan on a Saturday night?

for dankass memes

i had a great day with my wife, we went to dinner and then took a drive through the country, came home and walked the dogs and then we were going to watch a movie on the couch but she fell asleep at 9 instead. oh well.

>>737570674
bc i have no social life

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>>737570674
To keep reminding me that my president is Trump, still cant believe it, Trump and god bless America.

fapping to incest shit and posting girls from my facebook. living the dream amirite

>>737570901
He gets it

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Because i love taking a fat dab and getting on /b/ sometimes you find something worth scrolling for

Because I'm looking for somebody to Photoshop a pic for me

>>737571047
me too. whats your pic

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>>737570966
hahahahaha

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>>737571047
i want someone to make it look like a cock is cumming all over her face

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>>737570674
Because I hate life.

>>737570674
what's the back story for that pic?

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>>737570674
this

Because I'm a lonely alcoholic waste of life with not a single friend - I wake up at 8 PM then proceed to drink myself to the state when life becomes even a slightly bit more bearable, then go to sleep. Not even the greatest passion of my life - video games- are fun anymore.

>>737571186
dun got fuked

i'm on 4chan on sat night for shit like this
>>737570950
moar

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so... this is basically a random thread.
do you guys like my gf's soles?

>>737571344
I'm more of a pussy man myself. Got any pictures of that?

>>737571344
more

I grew up on this shit. Luckily the only mental illness I ended up with is enjoying some furry porn. I'm here to jerk off.

>>737571344
No

killing time, need to pick up wife and kids @ penn station

>>737570674
Fuck you mean, man? it's 10am Sunday morning.

>>737571891
Not if i get there first

>>737571970
>not living in greatest country of all time
USA, USA, USA!!!

>>737571970
>10 am
U are basically a nigger
>implying you are not

Because my wife is taking a bath, and has asked that I be naked and ready for her to fuck the ever loving life out of me when she gets out all relaxed and horny.

So yeah, I'm bored.

>>737572281
I miss those days without kids!

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>>737571738
How much you like them?

>>737572281
Ok. So you jerking it in your mother's basement? Stop lying you fat cunt.

>>737570674
That's a doll.

I am at work, nothing to do between 2-5 AM. Already took a shit and already wanked soooo yeah

>>737572657
That sucks, man. No man deserves to work at these hours.

>>737572111
>>737572216

things imy cunt have
>affordable healthcare
>free education
>thai ladyboys as neighbours

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>>737571314

no friends they moved away. i have no car to drive around in, it got total.

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>>737572990
MOAR

>>737570950
>>737572990

rly same chick?

>>737570674
Because I'm wearing my housemates bikini and I'm looking for something to fap to

>>737570872
Your life sounds wholesome and nice. Keep at it anon.

>>737570674
Cause I'm married. Wife is working and I'm horny. Why are you, asshole?

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>>737573791
I dont think so.

>>737572818
Kek. So you are a chink? End yourself my man

>>737572111
Eat me sucker

>>737570674
Because I'm off, drinking, and taking a shit.

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because im bored and. i am amused by the range of pitiful to godly the people are on this shit but good site

>>737574653
What you drinking? Tequila here.

>>737570674
gf left me cuz i'm too drunk

>>737570674
because everything is meaningless

>>737570674
Because all of you guys are my friends. Right? I'm gonna end myself when mom and dad pass away. No mother and dad deserve to see their child die.

>>737571344
big time

>>737571199

beyond retarded

>>737575655
why so sad, dude?

>>737575711
want more?

Because I am oncall for top level escalations

>>737570674
bec. you guys make me laugh, you're all fucking crazy. I love you. I'm just fucking around, got a meatloaf in the oven, My bro is coming by later, probably play some vidya with him for a minute. Sometimes cool OC is posted here. I check it out, jack off, then watch some Hogans Heroes or some shit.

>>737576919
That sounds pretty pathetic. But ok.

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Worked all day. Have no friends. Am single. None of my hobbies or interests align with me going out and socializing.

This is my first Saturday at home after 5 years. I'm really happy

Because I was at a mini festival today, spent hours listening to live music at loud levels, and still too amped up (+ tinnitus) to sleep.

I have the squirts

>>737578123
What?

because I had a mental breakdown, lost my job, apartment and fiance. At home with my parents at 27.

but not a blog.

My son found our cat dead, I had to bury the cat last night. I'm trying not to think about it. :/ But it's hard, I can still see his body in my head and can still smell death

>>737570674
cause my wife and kids are asleep upstairs and i'm getting drunk with all you degenerates

>>737570674
Worked all day...The wife is watching her Chinese dramas...my son is in his room and my daughter is at her part time job...i am just chilling in my study...looking at 4chan and porn so I could maybe pound my wife later or jerk off...which ever is fine

>>737578415
Same minus kids and add doc percribed oxy (thank god)

cuz i'm lookin for a free game rip

>>737578681
i hate downers. i have some 10mg instant ritalin so i got that going for me

>>737570674
because i hate socializing with people I know. I'd rather socialize with random strangers and trolls on the internet.

>>737571344
meh.

Because none of my friends are responding to my calls to ask them to hang out

I am not retarded.
Just still alone, after waiting for this long for the same person.

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>>737579056
This is my wife's feet...what do you all think?

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>>737570674
It's the only place that I even remotely fit in.

>>737570674
because I like to relax after hanging out with my friends.

Busted vacation plans for the 4th. Long and short, discovered I was walking into a family shitstorm where my sisters are trying to pay off their mortgages by taking a second mortgage out on our parents house and let that estate default when my mother dies. I'm the only one keeping it form happening. It would have been a long weekend of brow beating 'til I sign the papers. Not playing into that scene.

>>737570674
Im so hung over I can't bear to do anything else

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>>737579280
looks like they belong to fred flintstone tbh.

>yabba dabba dooooo!

>>737579280
ur wife is grose

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Sherlock is on, my fiancé is knitting a blanket, and I played Overwatch today. Pretty good day today. Oh yea- saw my best friend and had a free dinner on my parents because I got a raise. 4chan is like the fucking dessert to a killer day.

Worked out and ate a lot...

>>737577200
I dont give a fuck what you think. But ok.

>>737579947
What the fuck is grose? What language do you speak!

>>737570674
IT is 6.25 Am on sunday I am taking a shit, stupid junk food

I'm sipping on mezcal and a beer. Lurking and watching TV. Getting ready to go to the bar and pull some hoes back to the pad. Maybe

>>737580886
He speaks nigger

>>737579280
Looks like she finds her phone more interesting than you?

>>737581107
>mezcal
I drink that in Mexico back in 09
I guess you are a latino?

>>737579280
More pls

>>737581325
Nah, white boi from so cal. I brought some back from my trip to Cabo. It's super dank.

>>737579280
Your house/appartement had old furniture and there are stains on your bedroom wall. Your wife's skin makes me think she always smells like stinky herbs and puts me off.

Because being anon is the only thing that makes me feel like im social.

Or, maybe im just boring and got shit else to do but keep an eye out for interesting threads

>>737578380
How did the cat die? Old age or shitbull mauling?

>>737570674
Wife's ragging, kids asleep, and half lit.

I have nothing better to do.

My best friend, who was also my gf is mad with me. I feel pretty empty without her :(

>>737570674
I've got work to do and it's hard so this is a distraction.

>>737570674
Because I have some time before I have to go to work. Saturday nights aren't anything special to me.

>>737570674
What a terrible way to wake up

>>737570674
kek this fucking thread still up?

>>737570674
Bc im a fucking loser. I did something really bad. Cant wait for the next month so i can finally move from here

>>737582319
No.

My post will soon become truth, so fuck you.

>>737582952
Thd fuck you talking, nigger? End yourself.

Because I'm married with two kids and I fucking hate my life.

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Just got done watching fireworks with friends and smoking some bud, walked home while talking to gf now we're about to play some LoL together.

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>>737581371
>>737581533
My wife smells nice!