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POST IN THIS THREAD OR THIS IS YOUR FATE!!
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>>737566432
ouch
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
made me wince you asshole.
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>>737566432
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Fucking cock muncher
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>>737566432
Cunt
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>>737566432
faggot
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At least its not in your dick hole
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>737566432
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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FUCK
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>>737566432
argh
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Almost didn't post but I really don't need that shit in my life
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>>737566432
stop
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>>737566432
It was recently with me .
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>>737566990
why does this post make me laugh?
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>>737566432
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had this happen to me once
it was a short pinching sensation and then it
didn't hurt at all, it was just uncomfortable and i
had to look out not to touch anything with it
in order to not injur it.
The actual problem is getting the fucker out, as you it barely sticks out and you can't just pull out ou t as you have to surface to pull so you need tweesers. Since I was at school when it happened, i was anxious to get home quickly to
use some tweezers at home

pic unrelated
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>>737566432
NO NOT MY NAILS
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>>737566432
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Well shit
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Fuck you, I haven't posted in one of these in months but this is terrible..
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>>737566432
HA jokes on you nigger ive already had this happen to me twice
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eat my ass
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>>737566432
This happened to my brother once looked painful
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>>737566432
this happend 2 me it didnt hurt that much
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>>737566432
fgt
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>>737566432
She looks hot.
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https://youtu.be/V9c2XRluot4
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H
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No chances
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Shit
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>>737566432
d
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instant disboner.
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Posting I don't wanna risk it
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already had that happen when i was installing new doors in house except mine went above the nail inbetween flesh like pic attached

i yelped like a dog
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>>737566432
nia
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>>737566432
nope
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This has happened to me three times OP. Once when I was 13, then 14, then 23. Fucking sucks. I carve wood and just kept splintering it up into my nail. My nail still grows back all weird
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fuck
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nooooooppp
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Eww Eww Eww.
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That looks satisfying as fuck to take out. Fuck you OP.
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>>737566432
nignog ziggyzog
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c
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Damn, dont even know why im posting, i should probly get some sleep
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Plz no
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>>737566432
i hate you
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>>737566432
k
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pls no
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noooo
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m e m e
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>>737566432
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NO THANKS
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>>737566432
nibba
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Blah
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>>737566432
Hell naw
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please no
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im not risking it
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>>737566432
Well fuck...
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>>737566432
I would GLADLY take death over that.
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Bet
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
Ok!
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>>737570062

Do you really think that's going to protect you?

Enjoy your splinter.
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Too risky not to
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>>737566432
>FUCKFUCKFUCK
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>>737566432
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nice shoop
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>>737566432
posting!!
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>>737566432
ee
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>>737566432
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posting
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OP is a faggot.
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post
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i dont actually believe in this stuff, im just bumping it to pull in the retards that do
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
oh FUCK OFF
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bump

And post
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I had this happen to me befo. It looks worse than it is
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>>737566432
Begrudgingly replying
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Kkk
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You asshole
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<O/
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ughh
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>>737566432
Ok
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FUCK
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>>737566432
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this legit happened to my mother the other day, our doctor said they couldn't do anything but wait for that shit to grow out .
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>>737566432
sup
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OP is a fag
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Holy fuck
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>>737572781
OP is always a fag
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Please
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ahhh
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>>737566432
smokes
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>>737566432
wierd finger
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Noooooo
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I have it worse. Fingernail is slowly coming off.
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>>737566432
Shit thread OP, think hard about your Saturday night

Check em
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>>737566432
aaa
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That will not be my fate
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Fuck that shit
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>>737566432
People spend their Saturday night's posting these threads
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>you
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>>737566432
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dumb
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
what????
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>>737566432
Never in my life have I done this. Maybe it's just the Ecstasy making me feel this way, but god dammit I'm making sure.
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
post
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What if this happened instead?
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
y
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Im a plastic surgeon and can confirm this fuckers hurt like hell. Most patients would give you their daughters just to remove the pain. Once the anesthetic numbs the finger its all fine and dandy. You can remove even nails that go through the bone even. And now i have just realized i removed a nail from a fingernail once.
I also removed maggots from a faggot but thats another story
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>>737566432
kys
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>>737566432
nah
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>>737566432
You fucking monster
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ggggggggg
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>>737566432
Jokes on you, our floors are tiled and I never get off my computer.
>cries
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Just In case
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:)
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>>737566432
Fuck tbus is gross
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>>737566432
Looks bad, better safe than sorry
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>>737566432

There ya go
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ok
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Hjh
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>>737566432
penis
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eugh
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>>737566432
No joke, that actually happened to me as a kid. Was on some wooden playground equipment (back when they still made 'em out of wood). Was seriously one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life. Not recommended.
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You cock mongler
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>>737566432
god pls no
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Eh
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
Fuck that
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>>737566432
eww
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>>737566432
fuck
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>>737566432
Ughhhh
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>>737566432
AAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>737566432
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holy fucking shit that image hurts my soul
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huAHUhu
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>>737566432
damn.
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>>737566432
damn
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wow
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..
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Pls no
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
no!!!
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Fuck no
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>>737566432
happened last week suckmuhass
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No thanks
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>>737566432
god dammit
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>>737566432
H
>>
well
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>>737566432
Suicide is the only option
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>>737566432
fine
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>>737566432
ok
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
fuck that
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>>737566432
wake me up
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>>737566432
gy
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>>737566432
Skate fast, eat ass.
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Nig
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ass
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Going for three hours now. Is this the neverending /b/ thread, or what?
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>>737574599
cooked, tastes better
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>>737566432
Bettah safe than sorry
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>>737566432
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Ech
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>>737566432
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>>737566432

Jesus.
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>>737566432
had that happen to me about 6 months ago from a half rotted piece of plywood. Fuckin hurt man, took over a month for the whole splinter to come out, had to wait for the nail to grow out to grab the small bits that it dragged out with it.
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being safe
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well shit
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Oh no
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Ew
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Please no things under my nails
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i hab te cancer
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no why
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nah nigga i aint dealin with this
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Ayy lmaoz.
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421
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How does this even happen in the first place?
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nope
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>>737566432
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SAFE
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>>737566432
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>737566432
i dont care about the reply to your mother threads. but this one, god damn. im being safe
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>>737566432
damb
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Anybody lurkin?
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>>737566432
I have three cocks
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>>737566432
Just to be safe..
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>>737566432
Fuck
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some won't be able to post

some will meet a terrible fate
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>>737566432
go away
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good
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I'm taking no chances, that physically made me cringe and I dong want that to happen. Fuck you OP.
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>>737566432
Fuck that
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K
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>>737566432
oh no
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>>737567305
Gladly
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>>737566432
roll
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>>737566432
y
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Fine
>>
..
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>>737566432
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>>737566432
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>>737566432

FUCK YOU
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>>737566432
fuck you
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>>737566432
Ok
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>>737566432
Frak
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Nope.
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>>737566432

fdgdfgdfhd
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Kik: kristenbabycakes
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>>737566432
Nigger.
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nien
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>>737566432
I have had this happen irl, not fun.

Post.
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>>737566432
fuc koff
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Hi
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>>737566432
poop
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sooo
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>>737566432
No u
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Sooo what do guys like do
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>>737566432
fuck wizard kike stop with your spells already
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aaaaa
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>>737566432
butt
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Autism
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>>737566432
faggot op
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Bitch
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>>737566432
It happened to me once when I was a kid, It's not as painful as it looks.
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>>737566432
Okay.
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>>737566432
aint fuckin with fate
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nigr
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Fuuuuuuck that
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Soooo how old are you kids?
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>>737566432
ff
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>>737566432
aw
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Nooope
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Not risking it
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Sooo uhh i'll see ya later friendless faggots
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>>737566432

no
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