All I do is win win win...
>>737566424
winning an election is one thing
governing and making some contribution to your country is another.
I just checked out his twitter feed for the first time (I'm a Canadian and I don't use twitter). Anyways, I though I had landed on the wrong account. I though I was looking at a troll account until I verified the username.
Wow. Just wow.
>>737566793
Social pariah, dying of aids. This is American winning at its finest.
>>737566424
>poor people still have medicaid
fuck trump
Hank fucks Melania. Pic related, it's Hank.
>>737566793
>charlie
>winning
>got aids
How did he win again?
>>737566841
Trump has dementia.
>>737566424
>>737568575
and they will all be coal jobs
>>737566841
Kinda makes you thankful you have Justin, doesn't it?
>>737568567
Your face has dementia.
These libtards and fake commies will never touch us.
NSDAP.
>>737568723
Just listen to Trump's old interviews and his new ones. It's obvious. His vocabulary is so limited nowadays.
8 years faggots
>>737568856
Don't worry. No one will touch you. Your virginity is eternally safe.
>>737568575
He's already done very well on that front.
>>737568567
Of course that would make us the bad guys and the alt-president the victim because he'd be protected by the Americans With Disabilities Act.
Amerifat is so fat and disgusting.
>>737568856
Really, Boris? In every damned thread?
Do angry leftists sit on /b/ between tranny fap sessions and rage post about trump?
>>737569129
Exactly, thanks libtards!
>>737569033
Dubs for the fake commie
>>737569314
Not sure.
I would imagine probably just as much as right-wing white trash sits and jerks off over owning a gun and obsessively posting juvenile racist bullshit for six hours until mom makes them a hot pocket.
>>737569379
To avail yourself of such an argument, you'd have to acknowledge that Fearless Leader is non compos mentis.
>>737569314
no, they stand up
makes it easier to slobber all over your shirt,piss your pants and cry like a faggot at the same time
>>737566424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
>>737568567
The only people who have dementia are John Mccain, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi. That's why we need term limits for congress.
>>737569658
sounds as if you're speaking from personal experience.
>>737569629
avail yourself of this faggot
>>737569701
The fucktard snowflakes that keep re-electing Mad Maxine deserve her.
>POLL TIME (You)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13335074
It is so much fun watching him and the Repubs try to replace Obamacare with something of their own, and watching them fail. Again.
>>737569757
>>737569822
Agreed.
>>737569926
Dude I can't stand Trump but posting memes to show your unhealthy hate for him is pathetic and asking for attention.
>>737570060
>Dude buh buh bu bwabuh bua babuba
fixed
>>737569674
>Still a billionaire
>Still the US president
>Cry some more.
>>737570139
Confirmed cuck.
>>737570175
>Thinks people who are mocking him are crying
Mm-hmm
>>737570180
what an ugly jew
Did someone say Spider-Man thread
>>737570268
>"Mom! Look! I'm shitposting with captioned maymays again!"
Trump is going to die soon.
71 years old, obese, constant stress of POTUS
I doubt his unhealthy heart can endure much more
Note: Hillary, Sanders, McCain, Paul... They're all going to die soon too
Daily reminder we need to start looking at new politicians
>>737570222
confirmed broflake
>>737569701
Fearless Leader would score lower than any of those on any standardized cognitive inventory.
>>737570268
No, you're the whispering nitwit.
Now back to your safe space!
>>737570359
Yawn
Where did you fascist wannabes learn to troll?
You suck.
>>737569793
Been there.
Got the t-shirt.
>>737569251
>Be Liberal
>Be this predictable
You guys are still butt frumpled over this election, aren't you?
>>737570425
They mad.
>>737567151
Who is hank?
>>737570403
You sound triggered, girlfriend
>>737569844
Good idea actually.
I'll bet we can get some liberals to do this... tell them it'll fight racism or something. Liberals are dumb as shit.
>>737570425
Naw - I'm pleased. After tRump, the GOP is gonna slide so far into oblivion we progressives will rule for a millennia, at least.
THANK YOU, Trump! And thanks to the Trumpanzees
>>737570334
This was predictable, you liberals need some new material.
>>737570464
Yawn
>>737570464
>woman
>>737570468
rofl...projecting this hard.
>>737566424
All he has to do is spell "win" L - I - E, and he makes an accurate statement.
>>737570522
1/10
Troll harder faggot
>>737570334
You seem awfully, dare I say it, triggered.
>>737569851
Who are all the bernie faggots, you do realize that social welfare states only work when supported by national boarders, right?
If you try to give free stuff to every one, and then leave the boarders open, useless people will flock to the host nation for free shit, and bleed the productive members of the populace dry. Thus, if you want any form of socialism, you need nationalism.
Ideally some form of national socialism with an banking structure independent of the international banking cabals that currently govern global powers.
>>737570609
Yawn
>>737570414
>>737566424
>>737570535
It's kind of sad how you fascist cunts can only ever be like, "I know you are, but what am I," and basically repeat peoples' insults back at them. Your lack of intelligence inspires true pity in me.
>>737570209
>Liberals implying that we should just bend over and take it from muslim migrants.
You people have no nation, no people, and no pride... if you don't want your own nation, that's fine, but don't drag me down with you.
>>737567151
I dare say most of the secret service that was guarding her when she was in NY fucked her
>>737570716
Damn - he actually spelled a four letter word without a mistake. That's almost as miraculous as tRump putting three complete sentences together, in a row
Go back to the woods, hillbilly
>>737570527
GOP is going to win even more seats in 2018.
>>737570333
check'd
>>737570782
Hurr durr hurr you are a fascist! You hurt my feelings! I can insult anyone and everything but you can't do the same to me!
Seriously, I am worried about your mental health. Seek help.
Points for trolling in this thread = 1
1 point to the guy who made me chuckle a little
You guys really need to step up your game
If you have the brains, that is
Which I am not convinced of
Well, good luck with your 8th-grade attempts for the rest of the night
>>737570425
Listen, tovarishch, you can't be arguing MuriKKKan politics by using British terminology. You give yourself away.
>>737570782
Babby's first troll on the awesome edgy site known as 4chan. Your cock must be rock hard with all these You's huh?
>>737570782
No seriously, your memes are stale and dull, do better.
>>737570464
He's the latest rumor from G Team.
>>737570918
It's okay to admit you were trolled.
Don't hold back, beta girly.
>>737570863
Fuckin saved.
I would love to kneel at her feet... oh wait, I can, Heil Trump!
sad
>>737570894
Top kek
Ok, I bit - on shit tier bait
Only way the Republicants are gonna win ever again is if they either 1) lead the charge to impeach trump (lord, don't do it, you come out stronger), or 2) they figure out how to govern when they are in control of everything.
#1 is FAR FAR more likely than #2, which is virtually impossible for these nimrods
>>737570972
>Implying kekistani cucks are the same as us true fascists.
>>737569462
that's funny because all I see are triggered snowflakes posting the same trump threads on /b/ all day posting the same talking points and pictures all raging at each other about how much they hate trump.
You know the election is over right? You guys lost and your russia narrative has been debunked as well.
Maybe win some elections or are you ok with just "moral victories"?
/b isn't your safe space.
>>737570976
>Murikkkan
>butt Frumpled is a british word
really?
>>737571038
I saw this on facebook too. Do you use facebook often?
>>737569674
>A person who has owned over 700 companies have had a few of them fail, but far fewer than the average.
>Libcuck thinks this is a sign of failure while posting from his mom's basement and living off foodstamps.
>>737570894
at least 2 more senate seats. Some even said it could be 5. They will easily get MO, and IN but could also get WV and ND.
Lest we forget, the official portapotty of the world's bigliest inauguration was…
(No kidding. In order to avoid any appearance of a conflict of interest, they had to cover over the logos for the day.)
>>737571251
No I just saw it on pol and thought it was funny. Are we going to be friends or not? You are starting to hurt my feelings
>>737571190
Don't need a safe place. We are out for a fight, you redneck neckbeard.
Cue up the dirge music - you are about to lose many, many elections. Bigly. Trump, McConnell and Ryan are handing us a gift.
Did you lefties cry when trump pulled out of the paris treaty?
the salt was pretty fun, I was laughing my ossoff.
>>737571102
Remind me what he did that falls under 3 or 4?
Protip - you can't.
Skip right to 5, Corky.
>>737571401
Sure kid
>>737571401
so far all you do is lose elections and scream. When does the fighting start? Do you count standing around with "resist" signs are "fighting"?
MONG!
>>737571103
Dude, if Trump gets impeached there won't BE elections in 2018... there'll be balkanization. I'm totally serious here. Liberals from the coastal cities have no idea the kind of 'armed and angry' they're stepping in here.
>hurr durr revolution
No seriously dude, I don't want push to come to shove, I know what it would entail, I know how bad it would go, I get it. I don't want it, and I know that each progressive liberal temper tantrum brings us closer to actual real war.
You liberals already started shooting at our senators, most people (who don't live in NY or CA, people who live in real, valuable, not-shit-tier states) think that conservatives are, at this point, totally justified in shooting back.
Do not keep pushing, I don't like where this is going, and it isn't going anywhere nice. Please stop before Trump really does get imperial, because if offered the choice of a Trumpire, or a liberal-oriented democracy, I'm choosing the Trumpire... So please stop trying to make people pick.
>>737571103
This kind of response that I see lately is so fucking hilarious in the face of the dems being unable to win literally anything any more...
>>737570527
75% of you "progressives" don't have the capacity or will to breed, due to rampant faggotry.
You're literally dying out.
>>737571465
Haha you sure told me again. Damn I cannot win. I love you
>>737569283
>Turks
>>737571558
>HURRR
>>737571273
Cut him some slack, his Obamaphone doesn't work any more.
>>737571401
You're like the guy playing roulette who's fucking sure black is going to come up after losing on red 34 times in a row...
>>737571558
>inb4'd
>still hurr'd
>being a liberal
This is now a redpill thread.
>>737571809
>>737571844
>>737571558
Another hillbilly planning to go postal.
There will be no hillbilly insurrection. The south will not rise again. A handful of white supremacist gun-toters cant stand up to our military.
If tRump gets impeached, there will be no violence - cause it will be the GOP who cuts his raisins-for-balls off and LOCKS HIM UP
>>737571190
Yea every single trump other than barn trump has come and cried about the news being "unfair".. The only thing more of a cuckold than his transsexual wife are the retards that support him.. Also.. His own people came out and admitted about the hacking but they are just not do anything about it. See add one more knotch to your dad's vibraters
>>737571881
Instead of using shit tier memes, Im gonna let the readers decide.
>>737571867
Yawn
>>737571898
Sure kid
>>737571898
Say it to my face you cuck
>>737571898
If you truly believe that... then do it. Nothing I can say, or do, will stop you from pushing your self-destructive narrative.
Liberals never seem to understand what's on the line until people are kicking in their door in the middle of the night. You've never been in a fight, you don't know what it looks like, so you do not fear it.
The most cringe-worthy President ever
>>737566841
Are you shaking right now.
>>737572029
>>737570870
Thats President Donald J Trump the 45th President of the United states to you nigger.
>>737571985
Like he don't know hillbillies like me are totally self sufficient and are armed to the teeth and literally no invading force could ever defeat us. Let them stay stupid
>>737572095
>literally shaking
>>737572117
>>737572168
>>737572089
he's still president and there isn't a goddamn thing you can do about it. He will president when you go to bed and when you wake up.
>>737571901
This.
Snowflake in chief. The BIGGEST snowflake. a MAGNIFICANT snowflake! With the MOST snowflake followers, who worship my greedy ass blindly. God I love the poorly educated.
>>737571933
Little wonder you're tired. It's only 5:30 am in Moscow. Go back to bed, Aleksei.
>>737572198
Remember a year ago when democrats were so cocky saying things like "Hillary will win the question is how big her super majority will be"
>>737572229
>>737571898
So far it's been Bernie commies who have gone postal. The baseball shooting, the Portland stabbings...both Berniebros.
>>737572130
Being placed by Russians doesn't count
Notice he doesn't acknowledge in his Twitter that he's the 45th
>>737569701
We need term limits for every single political office tbh. Politics shouldnt be a career option it should be a service
>>737572263
Maybe this is why they're so ass-hurt. They can't imagine a world in which they don't get their way.
>>737572226
>you
>>737572305
Putin go him in?
Cool, I love Putin.
Thanks putin.
>>737572199
I just pray he's still president in Nov 2018, cause he's handing the Congress to us. He's the GOP's worst enemy, and our greatest electoral asset for 2018
Loser!!
>>737572327
You'll notice how none of the libs attack the actual arguments posted, all they attack is character, and they do so with shit tier memes.
God damn the jew social engineers really cannot meme for shit. They have no spark, no magic, no covfefe.
>>737572349
Please let's be friends. I love you
>>737572327
Soon
>>737572327
Liberal snowflakes really are just spoiled little children.
Could you imagine any of idiots alive during ww2.
LOL, this thread is still going?
sad.
>>737572478
>>737572130
Third generation Scandinavian American, from a red flyover state - you stupid southern 4th grade dropout.
>>737570359
so what he's implying is that democracy is failed and that fascism is best
>>737572557
the lib cucks who have to hid out on B keep it going. It's their safespace.
>>737572544
They'd all be fucking cowering from the draft, much less making it to the front lines.
>But why aren't there black women in my unit.
God it'd be hilarious.
>>737570333
Reality checkkk'd. But seriously, this.
>>737572571
white race traitor.
>>737572212
KEK
You're good...!
>>737572543
Keep clinging to that dream, snowflake.
So, do you dumbfucks ever stop to think about all the world leaders who hate Trump?
...You know they're not liberals, right?
Yet you assume anybody who recognizes a douchebag when they see one is a liberal.
Just plain sad.
>>737570333
President Mike "suck a cock get a shock" pence. I like him more anyway.
>>737572685
You were so excited when Trump won
>>737572670
cuck.
>>737566424
>>737572544
see >>737572206
Methinks thou doest protest too much
Hey guys what do you think about Game of Thrones getting ready to come back?
>>737571603
>implying that food stamps are used by anybody but filthy gib grabbing niggers
>>737572831
I'ma gonna build a great wall, and Mexico is gonna pay for it.
(wait.... what ladders??)
>>737572957
I had the biggest electoral college win in 40 years
(except for Clinton, and Reagan, and GHW Bush, and Obama...)
>>737566424
*i'll do so much dumb stuff you'll be tired of defending my actions
>>737569146
because he can cash in that travel anywhere for profit
shariablue logic
>>737572601
The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself…. Almost inevitably, he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, and intolerable.
— H. L. Mencken
>>737572831
EVERYBODY is going to have health care. And it will be cheaper, and cover more. It will be THE BEST.
And no, There will be no cuts to Medicare, and no cuts to Social Security
(DAMN that AARP - They seem to be paying attention)....
>>737573280
You'll be able to keep your doctor.
>>737572667
not at all. Just genuinely Christian, and incredibly well educated.
>>737572854
They're cute. Honestly, I have no idea how snowflakes will function when their parents die.
>>737570268
perfect democrats don't lower themselves to debate anything
>>737572957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYZKrn7Bbl8
>>737568856
>complains about commies
>votes for kremlin agent
>>737568964
usa getting raped by putin for 8 years. hitlarious.
>>737572154
Two words for you, tough hombre; wisdom from Al-Zarqawi and his family:
Drone Strike
>>737573475
>Globalists
Why do libs have such a hard time understanding what the Right is even fighting against?
It's like their memes are so stale they're from the 60's.
>>737570180
>we never complained about obama
>>737570359
triggered
"The more vocal and ambitious American Negroes talk constantly of their desire for all the common rights of the American Caucasian, but what they really have in mind, in most cases, is privileges––for example, his privilege of going at will into any society or environment that attracts him…"
––Minority Report: H.L. Mencken’s Notebooks, 1956 section 110.
>>737571881
>>737571917
you guys love the smell of your own farts.
>>737570702
>identifying with bane
>dat cinema shooter vibe
at least you know you're the bad guy....
how does it feel being the only major country without healthcare? you primitive fuck.
>>737570716
arnie is against trump. you are the girly man arnie is talking about.
>>737574090
>The same way it feels to be in the only functional nation in all of western civilization that isn't trying to incessantly curtail liberties, and still has a sense of national identity.
Glorious.
>>737574059
Better than the smell of moldy hippie.
>>737574316
This makes me smile daily.
>>737574408
>>737574620
>>737573668
probably because you don't even know. one second you'll bitch about fema camps because you don't know what a fucking coffin liner is, then you'll claim hillary died and was replaced by a body double and a fucking hologram because she had pneumonia, then you'll try to tie this together with false accusations of "assassinations", and some dumb rocks in georgia. then you go on about frogs turning gay, and child rape rings in pizza parlors and fucking colonies on mars.
what am i honestly going to take from this lunatic nonsense? globalism? illuminati? jews? nigga, please. it's hogwash.
>>737574712
>>737571922
he's fat
>>737572349
>>737574810
>>737572927
>implying you aren't retarded
>>737574853
>fat shaming
>>737575076
boom babba boom babba
>>737574941
>>737566424
>>737571558
you'll get Pence and like it, fuckin inbred retard
>>737575548
>>737572420
This.
But trumpanzees don't understand facts, they only swallow bullshit
>>737575680
That's literally the best part. These fucking idiots are pushing and pushing to get rid of Trump, and I honestly think that if they succeed, there will be some special coronation for Killary or something...
What they don't realize is that Pence is 3 miles to the right of as far right as right goes. The steady stream of liberal tears will become a deluge of deliciousness.
>>737575904
They believe if they succeed, I mean.
>>737571558
You are so fucking stupid I just had to reply to this.
>>737572199
Nice appeal to authority you spineless fedora. Your president fucking sucks.
Has this thread seriously been up for almost 2 hours?
Fuck.
The last time /b/ had conservatives jerking each other off this hard, it was the Bush years.
>>737576387
Unlike the never ending liberal circlejerk that began back in october and has been going non-stop ever since.
>>737574408
Mentally ill.
>>737575748
>>737576501
There's a lot of rational people who need to vent when they have to deal with a literal dumpster fire for a president
>>737576683
>>737566424
faggot leftist
>>737576701
Let me guess - you think Obama was a great president, right?
>>737576819
no. I know he was.
>>737576734
Luckily we don't have to though, because Hillary was unelectable.
>>737576819
Obama was an affirmative action hire
>>737576894
Not very bright, but it isn't my job to set you straight.
As you were.
Signing bills is not the same as passing them
>>737576734
>rational
Trump's 4th of July holiday weekend tweet
>>737576894
Manufactured consensus doesn't work on /b/ schlomo. Shill harder.
We know CoinTelPro
>>737577040
>>737577119
You left your SJW rainbow warrior filter on, snowflake.
>>737576734
There's a lot of rational people who really think all liberals deserve to hang.
... I'm one of them.
>>737577191
nice english Boris
>>737577119
maybe this
>>737571558
>balkanization
If CA leaves use we loose 2 trillion a year in gdp.. just saying..
>>737577237
>snowflake
>>737577388
>>737577434
muh russia
>>737574932
sweet crispy goat haunch, that is terrifying
>>737577430
>>737577358
nigga can't even spell lose...
>>737577237
What if he hates both the right and left because they're both laughable? What if you've been conditioned your entire life to believe in choosing a side? Left, or right. What if you're the retard?
>>737577315
There's now way you're actually so stupid you can't read that.
>>737575048
shouldn't mode? average doesn't really make sense...
>>737566424
yeah, wake us up when the winning starts
>>737577556
>choosing
Damn smart phone developed in california and shit
>>737570667
>>737577358
If CA leaves, the dems lose 52 electoral votes. There'll never be another democrat in power again...
... and we don't have to keep their welfare-spending state afloat, they'll have to pay for the illegals themselves.
win/win
>>737577737
>implying illegals can even afford to live here
Bruh you couldn't even pay for an apartment here lmao, welfare state my ass, we pay for red states to stay afloat. Shit I'd love to see a 2 trillion dollar GDP go to one fucking state.
trump who hoo.
>>737577594
What if I don't identify with either side, but don't shipost poorly drawn pictures to try and get that point across? What if you're conditioned to suck a dick?
>>737577607
>There's now way
>now way
>now
welp, so much for the good english
>>737577737
This.
We'll just build the wall along the Calimexico boarder and call it a day.
Now if only we can get NY to secede too...
>>737575904
Liberals would rather have Pence than Trump.
Pence is rock solid conservative with middle age ideas about society and shit, but he's not an unstable retard. Trump is an unstable retard and he's the definition of incompetence. God help us if there was ever a war with the retard in charge, I doubt McMaster would be enough to save the day.
>>737577894
Tы дaжe нe pyccкий
>>737577836
Could force the illegals to build the tech as opposed to china, probably could double the GDP if you did that... 2T alone would pay for the best military in the world, 2T to spend on infrastructure etc, you'd have a fucking utopia... Considering the politicians don't cashout.
>>737577971
>Plays MSM like a fiddle for years
>He's INCOMPETENT
pick one.
>>737577971
That's enough CNN for you, kid.
>>737577901
lol. these niggers think the other states are keeping Cali afloat...it's the other way around, you shit eating morons. Take CA out of the US and say goodbye to your economy.
>>737578113
They don't understand how the economy or tech industry works anyway.. fucking flyovers are cancer.
>>737578024
God, I can't wait until Eastern WA has had enough with seattle and just kills every one inside the metro area. You fucks aren't even americans, you should be treated as foreign combatants.
>>737578100
You're a silly billy. You.
>>737578169
top kek, walk over my property line and say that.
California makes money, but has a gigantic negative revenue... It's because you elect democratic politicians who spend faster than they guzzle.
>>737578185
I'd be pissed if I lived in the country and made less than 25k a year while the techfags pull 120k and are BMTFO of my own state
Sounds like the broke hippies and gangster in california getting gentrified. You think mexicans can even afford a cardboard box here you're fucking retarded.
>>737578263
Party leaders come and go, GDP will stay. Don't worry, we'll be just fine bro, with your with out you. Although the latter is probably better.
>>737578263
Calitards don't get to have opinions when they keep re-electing Maxine Waters.
>>737578081
you're giving him too much credit, he's exploiting the way MSM works but he's a professional con artist, so he got some talent there.
However, he doesn't understand shit about bills, trade deals, diplomacy and pretty much politics in general. He's able to create consensus with the poorly educated but he doesn't only speak like 3rd grader, he also thinks and acts like one.
Again, it's all good fun until he got something big on his plate
>>737578410
>Calitards don't get to have opinions when they keep re-electing Maxine Waters.
Take your smart phone and shove it sideways up your asshole. Then stop using the internet cuck. What does your shit state develop?
>>737578100
tell me about your trustworthy media, make me laugh