Hi /b/, what are your thoughts on Norway?

>>737561716
Good people.

>>737561716
jeg liker norge

elsker Noora

>>737561882
jeg liker norske kvinner.

beautiful looking country. Even the desolate looking Northern areas. Decent people too, from the ones ive met.

>>737561716
we cant legally make our own moonshine here, that sucks! still do it though ;)

>>737561716
I'd immigrate there if I needed to evacuate the US, either there or Finland.

>>737561716
https://youtu.be/1trcQoxJ9qY
Ja, sure!

For your own good: stay away from EU as far as possible! Make that anti-cuck border count!

>>737562142
You cant? Why not?

>>737562046
Tromso?

>>737562161
hear hear

>>737561716
If Santa Claus was real he'd be living in Norway

>>737561716
great at nordic sports, hot blondes um, cool flag? thats all i got

>>737562153
me too
seems like a great place to live

>>737561716
only good place left in europe

>>737562281
cuz its illigal, u arent allowed to destill alcohol

Amerifag here. I think Norway has got it's shit together and isn't Allah's bitch like Sweden

>>737561716
beta leftists, norwegians love muslim cock

isnt cp legal in norway?

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>>737562368
swedish girl here

>>737562326
no, its a much smaller city

>>737561973
Svenska kvinnor är bättre.

>>737562161
Norway has the strictest immigrationlaws in Europe.

>>737561716
One of the best places from Europe. Im from a south Europe country and people from norway comes to my town for pass the summer. Very Educated and nice people. love the Girls, they are fucking real aryan hot, no kidding. Memes apart same with Sweden.

>>737562380
and thats all u get, government rules everything here, u can hardly take a shit in the woods without the government knowing about it

My god Americans are afraid of everything 0_0

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Expensive in Norway but it's beautiful there

>>737562534
How is that possible? Vast areas look almost deserted with odd towns here and there (in the North anyway). I thought it would be a little difficult to enforce.. anything.

>>737562429
cheese pizza..... yes indeed even olives are allowed

Best european Nation

>>737562534
really? i had no idea, so like a surveillance state? or just that governement has their hand in everything?

dumb cucks about to be enslaved by muslims

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>>737561716
Literally who? Finland is better. They make good vodka and they blessed us all with this retarded bear that talks funny.

fug u

sug mi benis :DDD

>>737562811
haha benis xD

>>737562352
Julenissen er ekte, han bor på Drobak.

>>737562631
dont underastimate the wealthy norwegian government, they now even have us put red little plastic things in the chamber of our guns at the range, even though the gun is totally emty, so that silly city ppl can feel safe somehow when they visit our range

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Norway is cool...

>>737562431
Got it. but had to cheat. recently was in Tromso and was surprised to see migrants begging on the streets. Ruined the place. they need cleaning up.

>>737562843
Is that all of Norway in one photo?

>>737563142
only took 20 minutes for Anders to be mentioned? /b/, you are getting slow in your old age...

>>737563142
who dis?

>>737563456
merifats must be sleeping

>>737563456
Took them long enough.

>>737563507
Read the filename.

I det mindste er i ikke svenskere

>>737562142
and you dont sell takeaway beer after 8pm or on Sundays. found that out the hard way.

>>737563456
>>737563507
>>737563569
>>737563579

>who dis?
Vidkun Quisling

>>737562811
Finland is 2-0 against Russia... that's something

>>737563807
Good point.

>>737562161
norway is not in the EU

>>737563948
oh really. must have left last night while i was sleeping.

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It's a nice pace other than the ragheads. https://youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

socialist lazy cucks

>>737564102
but we're not socialists, anon.

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allahu akabar

>>737563430
no, there are some immigrants here too so this pic is just a little more than usual

>>737561716

It needs to uncuck itself and be great again.

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Narwhal's are cool.

>>737562161
I rate this one a redpill/10

>>737562420
Don't they have a white nationalist movement? Are you confusing them with Sweden? Kek

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>>737561716

>>737563797
I debut summerfags will get the reference.

That guy is just pissy because the government has a monopoly on alcohol over a certain percentage. You can't get anything stronger than beer or cider in a regular store. Otherwise you have to go to a specific store

The country is boring and the girls are overrated.

>>737564469
>I debut summerfags will get the reference
Yes. too bad noone has invented google yet...

>>737562633
Olives are my favorite part of cheese pizza

>>737562326
It's Ålesund

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>>737562429

>>737564354
No, there are very few extremists in Norway, because we tend to value free speech and don't shut people's opinions down with censorship like Sweden does. Our media culture and government is the complete opposite from Sweden, and we have open debates about everything over here.

Open debates = No extremism
Censorship = Extremism blossoms

>>737561716
Cucks

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>>737565274
>Our media culture

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>>737564000

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>>737561716

>>737561716
breddi gud

>>737564000

Norway never was part of EU. We are part of Nato tho.

>>737565500
EU as in the alliance shit, not as in the continent of Europe

>>737566081

please, you are not very intelligent right?

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More like Snoreway!

>>737566169
>please, you are not very intelligent right?

Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
A: Give it a Norwegian crew.

>>737562534
>>737562631
>>737562698
This is not true... I shit often in the woods and nobody knows where :P lol.. jokes aside... The government does not work like a surveillance state.. but we have many stupid laws and taxes .. and they just want to kill all fun... we live in a country that has winter 6 months (up north anyways) and they have banned use of snowmobiles.. go figure.. but down south where the government is placed, it is boating for all the moneys...

>>737561716
There is Norway I would ever visit that country.

>>737563456
Fjotolf Hansen..>>737563569
>>737563579
>>737563797

>>737566403

ok.

>>737561716
It was a nice country once. It's quickly going the way of Sweden.

>>737566169
>taking obvious b8

There's a no nigger policy, right? Aren't taxes high tho?

go to myrdal & walk to flåm

independence day is really sick too

>>737566746

you dont need to be ashamed that you a retard. everything will be all right.

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>>737563579
Yes, it is me.

Heard there was a bunch of hoes there. Was pretty skeptical about it until I saw a few of my friends get totally screwed by the same Norwegian chick. Like sexually and financially.

>>737561716
those might be some of the last Blondes ever in that country - thanks Merkel.

Sending 99 nukes fuck norway

>>737562281
They want a monopoly on all alcohol sold.

Bunch of cucks

>>737562843
haha the flags they are holding look like they form a swastika. coincident? i think not, since norway was invade by the nazis and used your fjords to ship metals.

cool story vro

also what does the sign say the one with skoren skole? based on what i typed i am guessing it says weird school

>>737566403
Q:How do you sink Norwegian uboat?
A:knock on the door

>>737564102
Frikken rebel flag undereducated redneck moron hillbilly detected

Norwegians knows how to govern themselves

>>737562046
I live there and you all can see my apartment :)

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>>737570273
Loved My visit to Norway.

Gotta love Scandinavians

>>737562431
actually, it's almost twice as big as tromso

>>737571319
Half the size in population

>>737566325
damn, beat me to it