ITT: We are in a waiting room

Hi, guys. Is this waiting room for the interview?

I'm reading Reader's Digest. There's a good article on fishing.

Who else is trying to get a morphine script

>>737560653
my phones out of battery so imma tap my fingers on the chair like a marching band

BR-R-R-R-RUP RUPR UP

>>737560953
Shut the fuck up you annoying asshole

>>737560997
Stop with the language, I have my kids here

>>737560997
ok:(

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Boy my eye sure is itchy today

oh look my phones back on

better watch spanish soap operas at max volume

I really have to take a dump, but I'm just holding it & passing gas silently instead.

I ate a steak & cheese with mountain dew well before arriving.

>>737560997
Whoa man.

>>737561097
I've heard you say worse dad

*coughs*

*unzips dick*

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>737561733
Really nigga you just gonna empty your colon in the fucking waiting room?

>>737561220
im starting to like the smell

have any left? smells gud

wanna watch this soap with me??

Would you people stop making eye contact with me.

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>>737561111
>Quads
Checked

nigger *dab*

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I take a sip from my drink
>Pic related

>>737562158
You are absolutely a nigger

>>737561302
Nice kids you got ;)

What are we waiting for?

>>737560653
who the hell deleted my save game on stardew valley when i was shitting

>>737562262
You leave my 8 children from 6 different moms out of this you god damn roody poo

*brrrrap*

>>737561220
I've finally decided to use the waiting room's bathroom, but I couldn't get the fucking door to lock.

Fuck im hungry.

I have syphilis.
Someone wanna fuk?

I keep making accidental weird eye contact with the hot girl in the room and now she's getting up to go to a different seat

>>737562971
Take one of my 8 children

I just Streetpassed somebody.

Which one of you named their mii "Niggarino"?

>>737563016
she's next to my seat now.

visibly bothered by my odour, good thing she just got called, boner was starting to hurt

>>737563045
Thank you kindly sir


Come here you little piece of loli shit.

>Starts to play with dick

>>737563206
I'm black, they're all ages 3-15 nig nog enjoy your "loli"

>>737561192
sounds like a personal problem

>>737563173
That was me lad, did you like it?

*left backpack in wait room*

>>737563392
*everyone looks at the black anon*

h-hey, you guys come here often???

>>737563448
* I sweat profusely*
>Niggerdly thoughts make me sweat

>>737563307
Those are 'original brand-new fresh black lolis' and fug you

>>737561829
benis in bagina :DDD

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Watch me shake it. https://youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

>>737563377
Yep.

I also like how his face looks like an anus.

>>737563684
I took the time to craft it. It's worth it to make other people's day.

>looks at all seats taken except next to tribal heard in the corner

*slavic squats opposite corner*

Oui any comrads heer

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR ITS BEEN A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR WHY ARE WE HERE?

>>737563904
Comrad i thought this was russian food depot

Quick! Someone know how to build a fucking shed?

>>737564115
Cyka blyat

>walks in
>full Puma track suit
>Nike TN peak cap
>fresh pair of air max

Safe safe g. Wagwarn blud?

>>737564219
I do comrad

>>737564263
Kak dela comrad

>>737564310
Then wtf are you doing in wait room.

>>737561220
>takes your seat

>>737562741
There's no toilet paper and the extra rolls are locked. What do?

>>737560825
Can I get that when you're done with it? Or at least some of the pages you already made it through?

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>>737560812
"No, it's not. Please leave."
I am wearing a suit- holding my resume on my lap whilst I smile up at you.
>>737560825
"I heard that many of the Authors of the Reader's Digest are actually pedophiles- a friend of mine works there."
>>737560953
My eyes slowly descend upon my lap- causing me to look at my resume. My pupils are slightly trembling as I am barely able to hold my rage back.
>>737561097
Whilst trying to hold back my anger I speak up, "M-Maybe your kids should learn how the real world works hm? Lady?"
>>737561189
Paying little mind to the man who will never be able to get a job in which you have to at least be able to fake normality.
>>737561192
>>737561220
>>737561390
>>737561640
"T-THAT IS IT! I AM SO DONE WITH YOU->>737561733
-Y-YOU IDIOTS! I DO NOT EVEN WANT THIS JOB FOR A KROGER MANAGER POSITION!"
>>737561912
"T-Those are not even allowed in herE!"
>>737562158
"-But out of all of the fucking BITCHES in this room- you are the WORST"
>>737563448
My eyes slowly drift back at the nigger in the room, gasping a bit at his audacity. Before long I would take out my anger on him- beating him and soon taking him out of the room, using my rage as fuel for my anger. Successfully removing the niggie. "There.. T-Took out the fucking trash!"
>>737563801
"Cyka blyat, German here, wanna get annexed?>>737564115
>>737563904
"I just wanna get hired by Kroger as a mid-level manager so I can go on 4chan in the room- it's a forum online..." I say, walking back to my seat and sits down with a quiet sigh. Despite looking so formidable previously I have been reduced to a quiet heap of a man, hunched over. My resume on the floor while I hold my head up, my elbows resting on my legs whilst I sit there, waiting.

Perhaps someday I shall be hired, but maybe.. Maybe I over did it- thoughts such as those would run through my mind whilst I wait for the day to pass by.

>>737564836
meant for
>>737562741

*embed starts to ring from anons phone*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fl3rtoHvK8

>>737560653
>opens laptop
>porn plays on laptop's speakers but I think it's coming from my headphones, so I do nothing.
>5 chicks all moaning and screaming.
>sound is turned all the way up.

>>737565245
>flops cock on laptop
hey there ;)

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>>737565323
h-hey bro. What's up?

Th-that's a nice cock you got there.

>>737560653
Does anyone mind if I go before them? I have my kid waiting in the car and I don't know if I left the A/C on but I don't wanna lose my place in line.

>>737565512
Thanks dude, just here to get it checked up. You?

>>737565593
"No, I have ten spots reserved in a row and I am NOT losing them to you! Last time I got cucked by people like you I lost my chance to even get interviewed!"
>>737565512
"Snap his dick off"

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*picks this thing up from the table and starts messing with it*

>>737565593
>stops nursing sixth child (other five are carousing around the waiting room)
>loads baby into baby chest holster
>stands up slowly, uncovered breast perky and spewing forth milk.
>walks over and slaps you
>"HOW DARE YOU!!!"
>baby is literally in your face and you can smell sixth kids worth of shit
>"YOUR BABY'S PROBABLY BOILING ALIVE AS WE SPEAK!!"

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>>737564914
woah nibba slow the fuck down

*has coughing fit*

>>737566109
Don't you...don't you ever hit me again you stupid bitch or I fucking swear that I will knock you the fuck down in front of your kids.

>>737565733
Oh you know, regular annual.

>closes laptop and takes off earphones
>porn stops playing at exactly the same time so I have no idea

Idk why, but like 3 of my friends have told me to get a check up.

>turn to the left to look at waiting room door
>giant icepick protrudes out of back of skull

>>737566480
>She whistles
>all five grimy kids immediately line up and stare at you with ferocious grins.
>even baby seems to sneer
>she holds a grubby shit stained hand up as if she's about to give a signal to attack
>baby farts

Wat do?

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>>737564857
Thanks for fucking nothing...

In a blind fit of brown rage, I did what had to be done. Good luck to everyone else in this god forsaken waiting room. Let's see if they lock the TP again after this...

*furiously masturbates in the corner*

>>737567111
*calls animal handlers*

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>>737561097

watches minecraft lets play videos volume at max out loud with no consideration for anyone else

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CHECK MY DUBS

"do any of you fuckers have gaems on ur fons"

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CHECK MY DUBZ

>>737561220
*Logs in*

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CHECK MY DUBZZZZZZ

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>>737568422
CHECKED

can one of you guys buy me a game on steam summer sale?

>>737568600
kekt

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>>737568600
>>737568422
DBLS CHECKED

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>>737569215
NICE DUBZ

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>>737569561
THANKS