ITT: We share our secrets! Share your biggest secrets!

>>737557847
I have no friends and I live with my mother. I'm 36 years old.

>>737557847
I was throwing my big poo poo behind the couch when I was little.

>>737558146
Why would you do that?? Weird.

I've been masturbating to my sister's pictures for 6 years now. I don't ever masturbate to anyone else's picture/video

>>737558383
any nuudz?

>>737558463
No sorry, it would be all over the interwebs, she is lurking /b/ too, and there are too many "white knights" these days. If she wouldn't know, I would send a lot of hidden camera shots of her.

>>737558619
what's her name

>>737558687
Wow you are stupid.

>>737558754
okay i'll admit that was a stupid question but will you at least post link of her fb or ig bro

>>737557847
Been taking female hormones for 3 years in secret and still living with parents. They have no clue because im always in baggy clothes and wear a beanie even in the dead of summer. Think the jig is up with my sister because she walked in as i was in the shower and saw my long hair and girly body. She texted me she wants to talk so I'm prolly gonna kill myself.

>>737558974
How you gonna kill yourself?

waiting for some crazy secret story. lets hear em. When i was little i used to try to provoke car accidents by rolling things into the street in hopes someone would swerve their car into another.

Looking bck on it i wish i was not such a dick.

I'm a massive gay furry who's in love with another furry who's in my class, but I don't know if he's gay and I never advance on him because I don't want to hurt our friendship.

I am a structural engineer, I have lots of money, and I have the dream life anyone could want. Sport cars, whores, jacuzzi, nice house, drugs. Yet I am a bit empty...

>>737559087
I dunno. Jump into traffic.

>>737559156
I hope you get bullied a lot in school. There's no place in the world for faggots like you

>>737558974
Why not just come out and trap it up?

i wouldnt do it. why does it cross your mind ? your parents would condemn you or something ?

>>737559275
Did you fuck any mentally ill woman?

I am a fucking successful YouTuber, getting shitloads of money from views, and snorting when not making video for you guys. Sub count: Over 1 million

>>737559275
Jesus fucking christ dude

>>737559424
I am a trap, i just can't believe i didn't lock the bathroom door and now my sister prolly knows I'm not a boy anymore. She's super liberal but tbh she could either blackmail me with telling my parents or fag hag me and get all preachy and tell me to come out blah blah blah. If my dad found out hed prolly kill me, he still brags about me to his friends eventhough i haven't been athletic or outgoing for 3 years. My mom would prolly fag hag me too but i dunno i kinda hate female society and its a part of why i havent perused coming out and fully presenting fem

>>737559718
what do you mean "fag hag?"

Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)01:49:08 No.737559275▶
At a mental health center and kind of a nursing home in northeast Illinois, one of the residents was sexually assaulted, and we drugged her up to shut her up. She was assaulted by one of the other residents.

Another resident should have been applied for SSDI way over a year ago, and we screwed around with this person and cost him like over five figures in payments. When he complained about that and other things, we responded with "No comment" and have been trying to make the resident go paranoid and kill himself for weeks now.

It's really bad at this facility. It used to be under another name, but we changed it to hide all the crap that happens here. We even will use residents to mess with other residents to cover our asses.

Government jobs, ya gotta love it.

I'm dating 2 women at the same time who both think I'll be marrying them. They've never met each other and simply think the other person is a friend.

Wow post got deleted.

I am planning on installing a hidden camera in my bathroom. How do I start, what do you think?

>>737559999
Quads of justice

>>737560000
Quads of truth. Nice. I cheat on my wife with my step sister.

>>737559999
quads revived the post

>>737559246
>There's no place in the world for faggots like you
Are you sure about that?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

>>737560186
Furry fandom should rot in hell

>>737560553
>rot in hell
It's "yiff" in hell. "Yiff".

>>737559718
Not a boy anymore. Did you magically lose your dick faggot?

>>737560736
what the fuck is yiff

>>737558011
I'll be your friend /b/ro.

When I go to other states for work I lurk CL for gangbangs. I've been the centre of about 5 GB and been apart of another 3 with other chicks. I'm 29 f and married. Husband would kill everyone if he knew. But I love the d.

>>737560553
I'd prefer to yiff in hell

>>737560786
Furry porn

>>737558974
Pics?

>>737560815
Husband has never asked for a threesome?

>>737560786
>what the fuck is yiff
it's a /b/ thing, you wouldn't understand, newfag

I have two girlfriends right now.

>>737560864
you faggot

>>737560786
>what the fuck is yiff
hello newfriend

>>737560786
>what the fuck is yiff
a meme from before you got here, maybe you should lurk more before posting

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I like to eat my own cum mmmmm

>>737560967
I can't even look in the direction of another male without him getting annoyed. He would literately kill me with his bare hands if he knew some of the shot I get up to. I was the centre of a 6 man bukkake fuck fest like 3 weeks ago. It still gets me wet. He's a good man, and takes care of me. But the thrill of going behind his back literally makes me so wet it runs down my legs.

i have genital warts and im incest with my brother

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>>737560736
I'm not a furry, but I think this is hot...

I would love to see my wife being fucked roughly by a random stranger from the streets. This desire always makes me diamond hard if I think of it

>>737561222
Who doesn't. Also, nice trips

>>737561163
I mean with another woman?

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When I was little we had a cleaning lady and she always brought her daughter. When me and her daughter hung out I made out with her. I think I was 7 or something I think I did other shit with her but I can't really remember.

I'm having IVF in secret and my fiancé doesn't know. I feel ashamed and like half a woman because of my infertility. The child will be his as he have a sample a while ago. But I can't tell him this is what's happening as I don't want to be weak. Or have to explain that I'm infertilie due to years of childhood abuse. Last time I opened up and told a partner about it they used it against me and I ended up in an emotional and physical abusive relationship. I don't want to be taken advantage of again.

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>>737557847
i fucked a girl who was way my junior, i manipulated her by being her teacher... Should i be proud?
pic related

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>>737557847
ctrl+f->rape->0 results

you faggots disappoint me.

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>>737561480
yes, and you should green text, you stupid faggot

I am a teacher and I have fucked one of my female student. She wanted it so she won't drop out of school

>>737561472
That sucks. At least IVF will let you get pregnant. Probably something you could tell your partner later. If my wife had your problem I wouldn't be upset at her. Have y'all been trying to have a baby for a long time?

Molested two of my female cousins while they were asleep. I was 10-11. I was still in the discovering phase of my teenage years. I had sexual urges at that time and still didn't know how to masturbate, only discovered it later. I'm only remembering it now and feeling guilty about it. There's no excuses for it. It's been a decade and i want to apologize to them. That's usually what keeps me up at night. I touched all the body parts. And even gave them kiss in the lips. I'm pretty sure they were aware i was molesting them. But the next day, both acted like nothing happened. We were all living in the same roof at that time with my mother and other siblings. Until now, i still don't have the courage to walk up to them and apologize for what I've done. But someday i will.

>>737557847
I stay up later and later at night, I feel guilty for it because it's online with some american friends while my boyfriend thinks I am sleeping. I really need to fix my sleeping schedule

never had a gf and probably never will, so I've given up on women past small talk. I'm not even bad looking, it's just they are never interested in me in a romantic way

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>>737561590
i have no idea how to green text but i could just write you the story
she was my guitar student, i was 26 she was 15(legal where i live) and after maybe 5 sessions she told me she was in love with me, i couldn't help myself and played along. so i told her i had the exact same feelings and kissed her, she was down, so i started touching her, she was game, then i groomed her into giving me a bj and swallow. i saw her a couple of times more and she didn't learn much more on the guitar. cont?

>>737561782
yes pls

Pic her?

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>>737561782
yeah, go on

>>737561782

pls. any more photo?

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>>737561852
yeah all the pics i will post is of her

next time we met was in my apartment and she wanted to have sex, but was a virgin so i thought maybe i should take it slow but she was having non of that, she almost forced me to just plow her. nasty little girl. then the next session we had she insisted it would be at her house. turnsout she wanted to have sex with the risk of being cought, i don't think i have ever been that scared. she's only 1.6m were is i am almost 2 m and big of build with a full beard, so the image of us fucking would have killed her parent... great petite pussy though. cont to the anal part?

>>737558383
How old is she? Older or younger?

I work at a trouble teens after school program and have had relations with 4 of my clients.

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but was shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Got my dick sucked from her last weekend and it will be my wife's turn later this month been. It's been going on for 3 years now both wife's totally clueless.

>>737559679
Do you think you're doing something worthwhile?
Also, how much do you make?
Do you declare tax?

>>737559205
Give your money to me then :)

>>737561932
yes, pls tell me you have nudes of her when she was 18 wink wink

>>737561936
Older. I'm 24 and she is 28. Not that good body, not that beautiful face, but I'd like her to ride my dick so I could cum in her.

>>737561747
still, you shouldn't give up. also you find partners in unlikely circumstances and not where you look for them. let it happen naturally, just go out and talk to people online or irl

>>737561932

any nude?

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I rub my pussy twice a day. https://youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

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>>737562077
i don't man, sorry.. kinda wish i did

next time was at my place again. i was starting to see that i was in over my head, something was messed up about her, really messed up... so she came by, she didn't even have her guitar and she told me that she had a surprise. she didn't think one virginity was enough, she had "another hole" as she put it. my blood ran cold as i could clearly see she was gonna keep fucking escalating this. she went into my bedroom before i could answer and told me to wait until she was ready for me to come in... she called me and was on my bed with her tiny ass in the air, nude, and said to me "use me". i couldn't help myself, so i went for it, dry. i had never tried anal before and had no idea what i was doing... she cried out and i stopped, she clearly didn't want me to stop so i just tried again, and again and again. Then when it felt like my cock was gonna bleed she said i could try licking her brown star... more?

>>737561512
hahaha. i like how her hands instantly shoot up

>>737562160
you fucked up, shouldn't have went in dry

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When I was in kindergarten my teacher grabbed my dick a lot, she would say things like "I'm just checking" or "Let me see if you're okay"
It would have been cool if she wasn't fat and ugly, she was also a total bitch. On the last day of school I took a gigantic shit under her desk when she wasn't looking right before we were dismissed. Walked out and took the bus home with an itchy poopy butthole, it was totally worth it

I live with my cousins, they are both female, one is 28 the other is 36. They are both massive stoners and drinkers. When one of them passes out (1-2 timesa week) I'll Suck her tits and finger her while I beat my dick. I'm 17 and loving life!

>>737562160

my cock is diamond. post more of her.

>>737560815
When was the last time?

>>737562109
thanks for the comfort, but I haven't even been laid in 6 years. I just enjoy life more when I don't think about women past jerking off a few times a day

I've never seen any of 24, Lost, Breaking Bad, The Wire or Suits

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>>737562240
no dry was not the way to go, fuck that shit hurts
>>737562287
good for you dude

i did and she was loving it. it felt like forever, but still the sweetest thing i have ever tasted. sorry if that sound super pervy. then i went for it again with my cock, hard, and i came in with another scream of pain. now she was crying, like really crying not just because of the cock that just slammed into her, i had triggered something, so again i stopped. she then begged me to continue so i did, thinking about my life in the mean time. fuck. then i told her i had to cum, so she just pulled it out still crying and i saw that my dick had small shit stains on it and that anal in real life is a bit different from the porns. but she didn't care, crying she put it in her mouth and i came like never before... after that she just kept crying while begging to take her clothes back on and left without saying anything.
i have never been so weirded out.
i met her again a couple of months later, i can cont if you guys want?

>>737562160
keep going man, we want to hear the entire story

I once notices a really drunk chick at a quiet bar. She was getting kicked out. So I pretended to know her, I got a cab (used her card to pay) to take us back to her house (address in id) and fucked the living shit out of her, she was begging me to fuck her harder and took it in the ass, rimmed me anything I wanted. She was sloppy drunk. After cumming like 3 times I just left. Shit was hot, and easy.

>>737562320
What about The Sopranos? Better than all of them imo

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>>737562269
SMH. Ma nigga.

>>737562424
yes, also you should have cuddled her, you could have had a qt waifu

>>737559718
>want to be a girl
>hate female society
You have a mental disability... And it is apparently very disabling. Go see a psychiatrist and get the meds you need to fix the chemical imbalance in your brain.

I'm a male. My first sexual experience was with a chicken. Still feel guilty about it.

>>737562463
Don't stop believ-

>>737562463
Nope, not seen that either

>>737558383
share them pictures so I can fap to her to

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>>737562434
So a few months later i met her on my way home from drinking, it was late and i saw her at a bus stop close to where i live, she was shocked to see me and was clearly drunk as hell. so was i and i was pretty horny, even though the last time was completely fucked up i told her that no more busses was going tonight, and asked if she wanted to crash at my place.

>>737562597
>I'm a male.
We know

Been trying for a family for over 10 years. He knows I have some problems but not full extent he may wanna kill someone if he does

>>737562368
.

any more?

>>737562680
Highly recommend

>>737562795
Femanon?
If not, a family is highly unlikely

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>>737562714
she was game and cold so off we went, she told me that she was sorry for how she left the last time we met and i just told her it was fine, but still asked why? Her respons "The pain from the anal had taken me completely by surprise but i didnt want to disapoint you... But i have practiced and i think i got the hang of it now" how do respons to that other than saying "prove it"
when we hit my appartment we wasted no time getting naked and she started gagging on my dick, she didnt look like she was enjoying it to much but she did one hell of a job

I met this old black guy off cl. He was 60. I sucked his ass and let him fuck me to get back at my ex. I'm a male.

>>737562320
>>737562463
Only seen BB myself, there's too many good shows about.

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>>737561782
>>737561932
>>737562160
>>737562424
>>737562714
>>737563078

No

>>737563099

Wow. Does your butthole hurt?

>>737563275
Same here. It reeks fake.

>>737563341
Yeah it bled for 2 days and was kinda embarrassing because when he pulled out I shit everywhere. I told my ex about it and she was pissed I could tell.

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>>737563078
any one listning?

i don't know what came over me but i went into an animal rage and picked up her small frame from the floor and threw her on the bed, then i got her ass in the air and started licked her butt hole, this time i wasen't gonna go in dry. she was moaning like crazy and i was super fucking turned on, i even started fondling her feet... god they were small, like a childs you know? before i knew it i was licking her feet while fingering her tiny ass with two fingers, i didnt even look at her face but when i did...

>>737563386
Anon has probably never even been laid before much less land pussy that good.
>>737563491
WTF

i am continue!

>>737563555
i'm listening

>>737563555
nice trips, so did you do anything to make her fall in love with you? Any idea why she did? Also, how much did she weigh?

>>737561782
Pretty sure that's illegal bro

>>737563555
Man I read better shit in penthouse forums. Fake and gay.

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>>737563555
... she was fucking crying again... i don't know what came over me but i have never been that horny in my entire life, so i look her in the eyes, grapped her feet and put it in her ass and started pounding hard, she was screaming and i knew i was already in too deep, and i had not opened her anus wide enough for my dick... I was almost afraid of myself but i just could'nt stop. i kept going for about 20 minutes in different posisions and she never stopped crying. I told her then to put it in her mouth she didnt want to but did it, my dick was so fucking gross, i could smell it when i pulled it out, and she started gagging so i when in deeper in her throat and came... i then rolled over and when to sleep, she was gone the next day and i haven't seen her since... fuck me, would you have done the same or should i just fucking kill myself?

>>737564283
This is by far the fake'est i have seen this month, you actually tried.

First of, you wouldnt continue when a 15 year old is crying infront of you for 20 minutes, like come on dude.

>>737564283
I understand your animal lust, but I would have gone easier on her. Try looking her up and taking her out on an actual date, take it slow and use lube again.

>>737564283
if it was real then it isnt bad i mean shit man im incest with my bro i got genital warts and i fucked him got shit dicked and he sucked it off i aint even gay

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>>737564283
You are most probably a liar. In the 0.0000000001% chance that this was true, that would make you a pedo. The solution is simple. You even came to it on your own. Kill yourself.

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>>737564283
ty, my peepee is hard, i believe you.
What country is you in? 15 legal, sounds like awesome place to live.

>>737564441
true that isnt gay

>>737564630
>What country is you in? 15 legal, sounds like awesome place to live.

Yeah I want an answer to this question

I went to jail for six months for stealing electricity and when I got out I broke parole for selling couches on Craigslist.. the kicker my wife thought I was selling chiclets in Mexico the past year!

>>737564283
>should i just fucking kill myself?
no, just keep posting this pasta five times a week like you've been doing for the last several months

>>737563491

Ouch! And eeww.

>>737564763

>my wife thought I was selling chiclets in Mexico the past year!

FIXED

My wife was fucking Chico from Mexico the past year!

I work with niggers and I just fucking hate em.
Getting very difficult to fake it anymore.

>>737564911
what? i haven't seen any more?

>>737565050
Move where it's colder less likely to see as many

>>737565118
I've seen it several times already.

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>>737565164
hey bro, you think Detroit is in the fucking tropics?

When i was 12, i decided i wanted to get circumcision, because of peer pressure. Alot of my friends are getting cut over summer. I think it was a cultural thing. If you don't get cut, you get called gay and shit. I buckled under the pressure. My mom brought me to the doctor. Doctor was single and pretty hot. My skins is still attached to the head. So before the procedure, she wanted to see how far my skin is pulled back. While she was talking to my mom about the procedure and operation, she was stroking my dick, and wanted it to get big. She pulled my skin back and noticed it's not all the way. Kinda embarrassing she was jacking me off in front of my mom.

>>737562269
Any pics?

>>737565732

should have been gentlemanly and offered mom a chance to stroke it too

When my daughter was 18 we had drinks she drank so much she passed out i carried her to her bed layed her down and thought fuck it this is my one chance so i pulled her shirt up and her bra played with and sucked and licked her tits she was wearing a skirt so was easy access to finger her pussy i then wrapped her hand around my dick and used her hand to wank me i came on her tits cleaned up and put her shirt and bra back and went to bef. Damn it feels good to get that off my chest

>>737566934
whoo lad, pls tell me your daughter was hot and had big tits

>>737567233
She is hot not big tits just average but so firm with milk bud sized nipples and a shaved tight pussy

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>referred thymus and spleen pain: check
>swollen lymph nodes in armpits: check
>clavicle and neck pain: check
>chest pains: check
>low blood pressure: check
>weight loss: stone and a half in the 2 month

looks like cancer and im not going to do a thing about it until its hopefully terminal because i have no hopes for myself or the human race

>>737567425
should have fucked her mate.

>>737561163
You are a fucking slut I hope you choke next time you gargle semen.

>>737561163
you should leave him, you're terrible

>>737557847
I'm a 24 year old man and I'm wearing a diaper under some babyish pajamas.

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I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a fictional Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my classes.
I love the new Power Rangers movie because it's basically my ultimate power fantasy and I have the hots for the Pink Ranger.

>>737567736
What if all the areas hurt (besides ovaries) am I fucked?