Ask the Master of a Panamax vessel anything.

shouldn't you be watching out for errant us navy vessels rather than posting on 4chan you fag?

Why do some people eat cooked carrots? I mean that's just fucking disgusting with the exception being if you cook them with brown sugar, because that's delicious.

Bosun is on errant us navy seal watch.

>>737554793
what the fuck cunt damn trump really has upped the flouridation in your water hasn't he

>>737554793
Not sure either and strictly forbidden on board for obvious reasons.

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>>737554599
How do I get hired on a shipping freight?
Dream job tbh, manual labour then chill on the open water for a bit, then more manual labour. Seems pretty comfy

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are you a filipino?

Weirdest thing you've seen at Sea.

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How difficult would it be to take over your vessel? Are pirates actually a threat?

>>737554599
Is it fun

>>737554599
if you take a bigass tanker and drill a few holes in it then crash it into a city at full speed isnt that more effective than trying to ram a few people with a truck? why arent terrorists using ships?

>>737554599
>are you a filipino?
No, most crew is and higher rankings officers tend not to be.

>>737554599
>Weirdest thing you've seen at Sea.
Crew member going squishy between two containers. Strictly speaking not at sea but in port though.

>>737554599
Is it possible to get a transatlantic ticket on your vessel?

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How long does the long boat from china actually take?

which nations have the best officers?

>>737554946
Shut the fuck up, shillary, before i start dumping some real nasty ass gore. This thread is the only salvation i have from trump threads and ill be damned if you ruin it.

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>>737554599
how many rats?

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>>737555184
his fault or someone else's?

>>737554599
I mastered Panamax, too. But its not as good as "Clash of Titans" or a number of other games.

>>737554599
>>>737554599
>How do I get hired on a shipping freight?
>Dream job tbh, manual labour then chill on the open water for a bit, then more manual labour. Seems pretty comfy
>>737554599
>How difficult would it be to take over your vessel? Are pirates actually a threat?
Chance of encounter is small and limited to certain areas. We take serious measures when passing these areas since they are very much real and a serious threat

>>737554980
you can get a ticket for parking like that.

>>737555289
Then why arent you posting gore in those threads dumbass? Also post it here if you want, i dont care

Does your cargo ship have passengers? I think it would be interesting to spend a week or two on a working cargo ship instead of a cruise liner.

>>737555289
yes please!

>>737555289
go for it can allways use some gore

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>>737555380
Do you request assistance from local navies or just get all 4 people on board to look scary? Would you shoot to kill or disable?

>>737555184
And the weirdest thing you've seen at sea?

>>737555289
Why don't you like Trump? He's trying to make the country better for you.

>>737555617
I can also try to make things better and dont do shit

>>737555459
>joining a thread that i dont want to be in
God, fucking shit, you really are an aspie nu male arent you?

>>737554599
>>>737555380
>Do you request assistance from local navies or just get all 4 people on board to look scary? Would you shoot to kill or disable?
Private armed security guards, (very) high powered water cannons, barbed wire, ropes to destroy their screws, etc. Guards shoot to kill if pirates carry visible weapons

>>737554599
Why does my neighbor cry every time I fuck her?

>>737555593
One time I saw a heterosexual member of the ships crew. Very unusual.

>>737555697
You only came here to get all political, you are no different that the faggots from those threads, fuck off

>>737554599
>>>737555184
>And the weirdest thing you've seen at sea?
Couple of years ago we more or less by accident "bumped into" a US destroyer group. Pretty impressive.

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>>737555698
What's pay like for crew? officers? security?

>>737555696
Well don't try to "do" shit, that's gross. I guess cause its warm, wet and soft it might feel good against your weiner. But I don't think there would be enough friction to actually cum.

>>737554599
>>>737554599
>Why does my neighbor cry every time I fuck her?
Probably because you're the master of a Panamax vessel.

>>737554599
Did you know some pseudo science gurus now provide "feces transplant" services.

So if you don't like the shit in your colon, you can have it replaced with someone elses.

>>737554599
>>>737555698
>What's pay like for crew? officers? security?
Basic wage not so good for crew, but overtime brings home good amounts of money and the conditions (i.e. sickness regulations) are exceptional well for Filipino crew as they under subject to international regulation instead of Filipino law.

>>737555923
Thats what i've been saying all this time man, you can do shit but you cant masturbate with said shit if you dont use some good lube, like 8 yo vaginal fluid for exaple

>>737555835
Excuse you retard? I was lurking and i told the shill to stop before he even started that shit up. You illiterate fuck. Ill cave your head in, you braindead ape. Dont reply.

>>737556205
Typical trumptard, always behaving like an ape with his computer full of gore, i bet you are a nigger, if not please kill yourself fucking retard. Dont reply.

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>>737556149
Huh. Interesting thread, op. Thanks.

>>737556414
1/10

>>737556149
yo op how can i enter this path? im afraid of animals in the sea and the sea(could this be a NO or a chance?)

>>737555069
When have you ever seen a terrorist make a big investment in their suicide attack weaponry?

>>737554599
>>>737556149
>Huh. Interesting thread, op. Thanks.
Welcome ^_^

>>737556580
I told you not to reply, you really are a nigger, csnt even follow simple orders, lets try again nigger, this time do reply.

>>737554599
do you smoke weed anon?

>>737554599
>>>737554599
>do you smoke weed anon?
No sir I do not.

>>737554967
You might even get to snipe a few somali pirates if you are lucky. Would be fun as fuck.

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This thread is trash. Achy teenage faggots.

>>737555454

wtf man cut me some slack i just pulled in for LITERALLY two seconds to drop something off.

>>737554599
>>>737554967
>You might even get to snipe a few somali pirates if you are lucky. Would be fun as fuck.
I would propose joining a private security firm or the military if that's what you're after ;-)

>>737557056
whats with the civil side (yours)?

How do you get internet on the ship?

how long until hire is back below 2000 $/day, owner lays up the ship in malaysia and send you home without pay? shorting your ass with 5000 days of ffas......

inb4 hurdur MY owner has paid off his loans and only has opex

>>737557459
they have satellite internet on the large modern ships

>>737554599
>how long until hire is back below 2000 $/day, owner lays up the ship in malaysia and send you home without pay? shorting your ass with 5000 days of ffas......
>
>inb4 hurdur MY owner has paid off his loans and only has opex
MY owner has not paid off his loans as has no-one else in this market but so far so good. We'll see how things go, but to dat I really can't complain

>>737557676
who's the service provider?

>>737554599
>>>737557459
>they have satellite internet on the large modern ships.

Indeed they do. For the record, not currently at sea so no sattelite (expensive as fuck and pay per megabyte) required

>>737556149
flag of the ship?

>>737557739
thats a bit optimistic..... just look at the greeks and koreans

>>737554599
>>>737556149
>flag of the ship?
Mine? Malta. Photo in OP is not my ship.