anon, what makes you happy ?

>>737545508
Nothing.

seeing other people be unhappy

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>>737545508
large amounts of alcohol and my one day a week off from work

tits and table tennis

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>>737545836

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>>737545508

>>737545836
What he said.

all green lights on the way home from work

Ex gf nudes and the illusion for a last chance of being happy together

>>737545508

Wobble-wobbling boobies

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taking off my shirt when it's hot and sticky as balls outside

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Sexy girls with glasses makes me happy.

knowing that my best days are ahead of me

Changing girls facial flaws (teeth, hair color) who would look attractive otherwise using Photoshop

Also just experimenting with different looks.

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>>737547252

>today
>random drunk couple (presumably on their first date) ask me if I'd give them a lift home >small town, late night, no cabs
>it'll be worth your while
>they seem drunk enough not to try anything stupid
>also not drunk enough to spray vomit all over my seats.
>sure, why the fuck not...
>the drive takes 3 minutes
>chad pays me 100 bucks to impress his stacy
>stacy gives fuckme eyes and blows a kiss
>tfw horrible ex from years ago
>tfw she definitely doesn't recognize me

>getting shitfaced now
>the booze is top shelf, obviously
>still happy af

Tl;dr: It's the little things. Everything else is bullshit

>>737547252
What do you use?

>>737545508
Patting dogs and general affection directed at me.

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>>737547252
>Changing girls faces

Weed

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Watching people you hated in college end up having to turn to porn after their shitty BA in psychology doesn't pay off.

Razor/Chan

>>737545836

What this fag said, plus tits.

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>>737545508
Knowing that I haven't been shadow banned because I linked porn on a sfw board. If I could get a (you) just so that I know I haven't been.

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>>737548443
Well, at least welcome to /b/

>>737548436
this. exactly

Good quality porn

A nice cigar, friends, accomplishment, achievement, a sweet slice of pussy, exercise,beer on a hot day.

>>737548528
Thanks for the response. Have some bizarre music in response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUDZ2EcuXI
In a more "serious" response to the thread, rum makes me happy. Kraken being my favourite. Gods damn that shit is good with coke.

Canon in D. Every time I hear it it brings a smile to my face. No fucking clue why.....

>>737548952
Good taste anon. I never knew this songs name until today. I thank you for this newfound knowledge.

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My pets make me happy.

>>737548443
This isn't redshit nigga. Mods get pleasure from banning you and rubbing your face in it.

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Knowing that I will die one day

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>>737548436
what this fag said, plus money.

>>737550487
There's a rumour floating around that mods are doing shadowbans now. It's also been confirmed that mods aren't supposed to do public bans. Apparently they cause negative responses in the community. So go fuck yourself you double nigger with a side of fries.

Not too long ago, I was at a camping trip with some far worldlier friends and the topic of dicussion arose as to which year they lived was the best and which one they'd relive if they could. They had multiple contenders.

I sat there and as I dredged through my mind I realised that there were none for me. I'd falsely equated times I got super fucked up with happy times. I'd always thought the good times were ahead, but in reality they'd slipped by without me knowing.

It's a bitter pill to swallow. Don't be like me - go out and live and do dumb shit and have a go. Otherwise you get older, you've got jobs and bills and all the good women are taken and you simply don't have the time to make anything new and exciting in your life

>>737551330
How old are you?

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Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.

Pretty much the only good things in my life right now with the exception of my family.

It could be better, but it could also be a lot worse.

>>737551657
28 going on 29. It's not that old but dear god a lot changes from about 25 to here

>>737551698
Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, get some salami and let it get to room temperature, then grill your sandwich with it. It makes the sandwich so much better, especially if you have a sandwich press.

>>737551935
You have approximately 20-30 years to experience before your body starts to go to complete shit. That is 3-4 times the amount of time it takes to casually master a skill.

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>>737546319
I know that feel once you fapped you know that even if you really wish to it will never be like that anymore

>>737550704
Your edges cut me

>>737548854
Wtf are you me my dude ? Fishing too or nah ?

Low expectations

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>>737552893
This is a good post, because it helps support a slightly unusual thread on /b/. You have brought happiness to me.

>>737545508
Drugs, Lots of drugs.

>>737553417
Do you have any specific favourites, or combinations that work explicitly well?

>>737545508
>anon, what makes you happy ?
this source? who`s that girl?

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>>737545508
Grunge rock and video games

>>737545508
not much, most of the time I'm in a state of anhedonia

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>>737545508
Speaking Korean correctly with local Koreans while shopping.

Also, pic related.

>>737547020
are you me?

>>737551209

Sorry for being a newfag, but what's a shadowban?

>>737547129
What a fucking stupid way of thinking

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When I weigh myself, and see that I've lost another pound.

>>737553886
Go to bed, summerfag

>>737550022
Cute

>>737553592
Right now i'm on Trams, dhc, gaba and valium. that combo 'works' really well for me. feel fantasitic. won't get a comedown either

Exercise. Wake up early and playing some pickup ball at the gym.

My wife dressing up sexy for me.

My kids not trying to kill each other every 10min but actually playing nice.

Buying shoes. Spend about $200-500 every month on new shoes. Basketball, casual, but clean chucks are my cryptonite.

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Memeballs

last time I showered, I hairdried my asscrack after that (which I never clean with hand or soap, only by running water)
whole bathroom got filled by smell of ass and it was nice

>>737554134

Nah, I'd rather annoy you.

>>737553886
Being a newfag on /b/ is nothing to be sorry about, as this is the board that all should start being new on. A shadowban is where you can post, but no one but other shadowbanned people can see your post. I only learnt about it due to people screaming reddit on other boards. When you decide to travel to other boards, remember the golden rule "lurk more, newfag".

>>737554141
Thanks, been banned on /v/ several times for it. Worth it.

>>737554218
Sounds great man, just so long as you remain in control.

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At this stage it's what makes me least miserable

Most of us don't stand a chance /b/

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You know, I don't really know anymore OP. A year ago, it'd be something along the lines of studying Japanese (and using it correctly) as well as watching anime and 'knowing' I'll eventually be leaving this country for good. Lately though, I'm not sure what really keeps me going. Thinking about all that's happened in my life, particularly since 2007, and that I'm not where I'm 'supposed to be' at this point in life, I often wonder why I keep at it.

I feel as though I've 'fallen off' the Happy Train.

>>737554579
so being weeb fat fuck isnt enough anymore?