non-porn webms The dog is wearing body armor to defend

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Can these be kept as pets? The big one seems pretty well adjusted to humans.

>>737544053

What the fuck..?

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>>737543964
their mind is smarter than most humans and all niggers. their body is perfect and they can even fly. these eagles should rule the world, not banks and capitalists.

>>737544290
>and all nigger

smartest thing i readed on b ever since

>>737544290
You had me at all niggers

>>737544363
>readed

>>737544429
the absolute madman....!

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You will never forget this.

>>737544394
what am I looking at?

>>737544429
Proof that even turtles have more empathy than your common nigger.

>>737544556
Pls no

>>737544499

That is SO CUTE!!!

>>737543748
>fuck you, rocko.

>>737544618
pathetic loser sniffing the seat the hot girl just vacated

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>>737544556
Fuck you were right

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This is bullshit. It's auto pilot remote controlled from the plane flying in front.

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>>737544556
y do ppl do dis

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>>737544746
>licks fingers

>>737544674
Why the fuck?

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>>737544975
kek

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>>737545045

He looks like a nigger.

>>737545092
bungee rope edited out. Look at the guy in the left

>>737544394
looks like at agdq and some neck beard sniffing her seat

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>>737545168

Compare when she chases the car.

>>737545229
+1

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>>737544556

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>>737544947
i sat there for a minute wondering why his hands look like legs and his legs like hands

>>737545444
what kind of trap is this? does any one know what its called?

>>737544053
Well they used to be kept as pets but Aberham Lincoln changed that.

>>737544639
lol you are a very unhappy person. hope your life turns around soon bro

>>737544499
>That filename
Not a bat

>>737544674
he'll never walk again

>>737545676
Thanks. Me too.

>>737545676
are the niggers going to disappear?

>>737545218

mustard gas

>>737544556
plot twist: he filled his butt with peanut butter

>>737545444
that's some grade A trapping.

>>737544556
What worries me is why you have that saved...

>>737544618
Some guy reaches down to grab something from under his chair, gets accused of sniffing her seat by edited videos that slow down/pause the part where his head is down.

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>>737545633
worst president in so many ways

>>737545092
why not? she already is wheelchair bound

>>737545844
chlorine gas

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>>737545054
i lost so hard haha my sides man

>>737543748
>The dog is wearing body armor
hog/boar hunters give their dogs armor as well. Pretty hardcore. An angry pitbull wearing armor to protect its vital organs would be a hell of a weapon. Pretty much all of their torso and throat is protected.

>>737544898
Is that pikmin?

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>>737545054
hahahah

>>737545218
do this outside with good ventilation and don't blow in the straw, in fact don't get anywhere near after the bleach and ammonia are mixed
have fun!

>>737545218
just so you idiots know.. this will create a gas that will poison you when you blow the air bubbles. its an old trick of 4chans to trick people into sending themselves to the ER.

>>737544165
Made my day

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>>737545881

>What worries me is why you have that saved...

What are you doing here? Get the fuck >>>/out/.

>>737545475
why does this make me so uncomfortable?

cuz im a giant pussy thats why

>>737545654
this aint a feels thread!

>>737545444
holy fuck do they just execute them or leave them out to die without water for a couple days? and checked

>>737546155
Just so people know how dangerous this is...

When I was a kid, my parents decided to start cleaning the bathroom with vinegar. They also happened to use bleach in other places. They frequently threw the rags into the same garbage bin. Every night I started coughing violently, to the point I couldn't sleep anymore. Eventually I started coughing during the day, with this horrible dry rumbling cough and everyone (including myself) thought I was dying. It took several months before I discovered what my parents were doing and the symptoms went away quickly.

>>737546292
the hell is that

>>737544165
Heroes do exist, filename should be thor vs darkness

>>737544556
actually i did, thanks for remembering me......

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>>737543748

>>737545654
he's a better dad than i am

>>737543748
lege

>>737544429
Turtle bros

>>737546384
Sea cows, and the guy that threw water in the river is going to prison for disturbing wild life.
They are a protected species and you are not allowed to disturb them.

>>737545798
trippy af

>>737546531
can you source this?

>>737546357
probably pop them one by one. Places like TExas actually encourage you to kill as many as possible. Theyre a nuisance and ruin ALOT of land.

>>737546178
crazy fuckin talented

>>737546484
Do you fuck until she falls asleep?

>>737546366
>>737546155

People like you are the reason dumb people reproduce

We used to have shit like lawn darts to weed out the morons, but noooooo...

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>>737546437

>thanks for remembering me......

"thanks for reminding me", you dumbass.

>>737545141
this is me during a board meeting and i have no idea whats going on.

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>>737545798
That is neat as shit.

>>737544165
Feel good video of the year

>>737546790
omg that gaze

>>737546666
It's not unreasonable for even an intelligent kid to not understand the danger. Unless they learn that bleach + ammonia = chlorine, and chlorine is bad for you, a kid, intelligent or not, will try this.

This meme is not weeding out dumb people from the gene pool. It's weeding out innocent people from the gene pool. Know the difference.

>>737545218
Why the fuck would anyone make a video like this...

>>737546589
Some animals are just dumb and won't reproduce, its natural selection.

I was in florida and saw some sea turtles hatch. It is illegal to touch them since they are endangered. But 1 baby turtle was going the wrong way and headed towards the city instead of the water. I picked it up and turned it the right way. It kept going for the city.

I carried it all the way to the water and put it right where the waves were coming in and the water was 1 inch deep. It kept going for land. Finally I was like "fuck it, this one isn't going to make it"

>>737546927
for the lulz.

>>737546612
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3854356/why-is-this-seemingly-harmless-video-of-a-mystery-exploding-river-making-people-so-angry/

>>737544165
haha, long hair dude has a good punch!

>>737546929
worth a thought or two

>>737545444
Omg poor babies

>>737546929
Maybe he just wanted to find a job so he could support his family?

>>737546927
fuck nu-/b/. I remember when we doxxed girls who showed tits and ruined their lives later in the night. Fuck this cancer.

>>737546920
>A 15-year-old boy was killed when he was struck in the head while playing a game of “dodging arrows” at a friend’s house

http://www.kentucky.com/latest-news/article67413512.html?fb_comment_id=1035999519805886_1036339433105228

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>>737546178

Is there a YouTube video of that? I want to see her face.

>>737546929
he just wanted to see the world man yet u stopped him from that

>>737546624
ya i knew they are bad news, seen vids of people blowing them up with tannerite and chasing them on atvs with pistols at night.

>>737544798
This made my fucking day! What did he say to the guy?

>>737545654
haha, I know this so well. Those are the moments worth living for

>>737547057
>>737547098
In hindsight I should have just chucked it 20 feet out into the water.

>>737546929
He saw all the squares going for the water and saw the bright lights of the big city. He's probably living it up somewhere, way ore successful than you will ever be,

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>>737547219

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>>737546292
>>737546384
>>737546531
>>737546612

>Scott McCormick, is under investigation by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission for harassing manatees
>harassing manatees

Only in America harassing manatees is a crime but shooting a guy for drawing his wallets it not.

>>737545654
I wanna be a dad like this.

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>>737545676
What does being a happy or unhappy person have to do with stupid niggers?

u srs m8? or just black?

>>737544898
Proof that ants are smarter than some of the people I work with

>>737547034
lol what the fuck
is this story real? thats what it looks like when i feed my trout.

>>737546643
when you grow up and become a parent you won't feel the need to be so edgy. this video is a visual representation of the will of man, our purpose on this earth, and a silver lining of the love and humanity that is left in this world. something that is very uncommon for this congregation of misguided youths to post.

>>737545298
gets me ewwreetom

>>737547490
Yeah. You're not supposed to fuck with sea cows but apparently it was just water he threw. Dunno why everyone got their panties in a wad about it.

>>737544429
That's cute

>>737547676
Harassing manatees even by accident is a punishable offence.
The laws are the laws.

>>737547289
>non-porn webm thread...

i can only imagine this is the only thing saved to your computer that would count as non-porn.

consider socializing my friend.

>>737547426
why?

>>737543748
I just love how astounded the kangaroo is. It has no idea what to think.

>>737547328
happy days

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>>737547817

>>737547554
wrong file name.

>>737544165
>got the shit beat out of 'em to the point they can't even move a muscle
dat niggermortis

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>>737545218
>>737546155
>>737546366
>>737546666
>>737546920
>>737547115

>>737544556
Never having to buy dog food.
Now that's Recycling

>>737547236
>I got an animal under here
>Grab it before it escapes

>>737544401
I feel like I saw the original of this, whatever it was.

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>>737547115

>Kentucky

>>737544556
White ppl. And I thought only white girls fuck dogs.

>>737545218
KYS

>>737545168
All I can notice is how tiny his side mirror is.

>>737546842
If there is ever sound put to this it should be 1812 overture

>>737547412
fuck AMERICA and its nasty judicial system. pig deserved to be put on death row just like any other attempted murderer scum

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Fuck skaters.

>>737545719
I feel like he probably knows that and named it that to be funny. But just in case, it's a sugar glider.

>>737544290
>not banks and capitalists.
>capitalists
yeah, people elon musk and bill gates need to stop creating businesses that change the world for the better. The government should dictate all trade, to ensure no one has any incentive to invent shit, other than the idea that the government will give them a slightly larger ration of meat if they work their asses off and take risks with their own resources.

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>>737548154

Srsly, cut it off.

>>737547918
just in case ur 2 retartar to no wut goin on here, this is just a honeycomb

>>737547918
Nice, where can I get fish liver?

>>737547977

ultra chicken

>>737548324
I just name them as quickly as I can, the first thing that comes into my mind so I can find them easier later.
Sometimes it's wrong but at least I know what webm is which.

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some fun made in taiwan

>>737546790
Hamster: Fine, I didn't even want it

>>737547784
fuck manatees. what porpoise do they even serve in an ecosystem? its not like throwing a bucket of water at a floating mass of fat is as bad for the ecosystem as legally murder damn near svery wolf in Yellowstone or yosemite or whichever damn one.
>>737547412 brings up a fucking fantastic point as well.

>>737543748
Thats some chin he's got

>>737548252
thats a child you faggot ass scumbag. grow the fuck up

>>737545892
well, we found the seat sniffer

>>737548252
filth

>>737548089
dat leap from the fence

>>737547977
what kind of chicken is that?

>>737546384
giant african piranaha

>>737544674
someone needs to add the ISIS music to this video

>>737548252

bet you thought you were too cool for a helmet huh kid? Lmaoo

>>737546675
my stomach turned just a tiny bit...

>>737548601

>>737548555
those gypsies should die immediately

>>737547034
> by whatever the liquid was
what did they mean by this?

>>737548013
They said no porn fucko, now I'm fapping with reckless abandon and I'm loving it.

>>737547219
Building can't be saved: burn it down.

>>737547977
that shit is a TRUE dinosaur

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>>737548721

>>737544746
the other guy is what gets me every time
man his face is gold

>>737548690
The girls aren't impressed, minichad

>>737545218
This will fucking kill you if you do it, you have been warned.

>>737547986
is this bait?

>>737544394
I'd sniff that seat too tbh

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>>737548822

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I love the look on his face.

>"No idea what the shit is about but owner wants so I'm a good sport."

>>737546178
That's some skill.

>>737545527
stalker! emission coming find a hiding place!

>>737547977
what pokemon is that

>>737546451
They need to show this to cunts that think humans are the only creatures that kill just to do it.

>>737546418
>>737544165
>Beats the black guy who's just helping hist friend to get up from a stupid fight
>Hero

Yeah, right

>>737548784
the fact that the kid fails and immediately tries again is really impressive tho. he probably gonna end up being rich af and laughing about this memory

>>737545714
that irony

>>737546675
omg you are a disgusting human being for having that webm, almost as gross as the guy in it.

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>>737549196

>>737549022
always loved this video. old af

>>737545444
trip-trapp'd

>>737549202
My friend's shown me so many cancerous vines that I never expect things to end the way you expect. I was thinking "9/11 attacks? Or that nuke in the middle of the ocean?".

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>>737544975
timoteeei~
timoteeei~
timoteeeeei~

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>>737544429
Reverse it.

>>737549196
what the fuck is that

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>>737549202

It's called magnus effect.

>>737544639
HA-HAAAAAA! NIGGA YOU FELL ON DA GROUN' AN' YOU CAIN'T GET UP KSS KSS KSS KSS KSS KSS

>>737548420
i would drink that too, fuck it

>>737545444
TRIPS

>>737549110
ooohhhh now i get it. at here, we label videos of vicious animals cuddling as "attack" and animals being rekt as something ironic so after the viewer watches either video they all like "well golly that file name was sure misleadin"

super fucking funny bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jesus fuck there be some talented kids on the 4chan

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>>737549466

I created that webm.

>>737549119
Stay pissed, nigger.

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>>737544556

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>comments from men's right neckbeards incomming

>>737546842
up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

>>737549226
"cat malfunction"

yeah.. cats are fuckin silly eh

>>737549562
You can leave at anytime.
Or at least contribute something.
I used to be like to 15 years ago, just whining about everything I don't personally like.
You'll grow up eventually and you wont be so angry over small things on the internet.

>>737543748
Kangaroo gets the winner of Mayweather vs Mcgregor

>>737546675
you piece of shit, delete

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>>737549456
What the fuck kind of dog is that?

>>737549588
Fucking dubs to confirm as well. Must be legit.

>>737548699
This webm has been circulating for a long time now. Shit is in reverse...

>>737548165
He's trying...

>>737548420
With sound!
https://www.heavy-r.com/video/236716/Girl_Drinks_Her_Sisters_Piss/

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>>737543748
Looks like the roo and dog were just hugging. Dude was so intolerant of inter-species love.

>>737545218
This is so cool! I can't wait to try it

>>737544839
It isn't and it's a DC-10

>>737546790
>737546790
vietnam flashback

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>>737544898

>>737545218
NATURAL SELECTION

>>737549588
well youre basically a celebrity now arent you? your life must be going very well im shore

>>737545444
how to catch an amerifat

>>737545444
im a muslim and yet i find them looking delicious, am i sining?

>>737548929
Good hunting, stalker.

>>737546675
God how fucking sad must you be to gain all that weight.

>>737545399
I kek everytime

>>737549712
this dude needs to have this video posted on all his social media to let everyone know what kind of faggot he is

>>737550049
oh fuck, the one where they have the 2nd guy waiting behind the fence is the best

>>737544364
murricaaaa

>>737548104
at what point you get sonfat that you store weight in your forehead?

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>>737545714
This fuck is why{pic related} happens

>>737547219
pls burn

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>>737545881
Not that anon, but I too have that saved. It's not because I have any fetishes about dogs or poop, but because that video is too important for me to let it possibly disappear forever. It's something that is so astounding it deserves to be archived. That's why I saved it anyway.

>>737548927
look at that manlet with his none battle-tag

>>737548721
Holy shit

>>737550049
it's funny but these guys should be arrested

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>>737544839

>>737544898
Evidence that ants are more intelligent than niggers.

>>737549712
roastie deserved it

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>>737547412
Dumbfuck deserved it.

>>737548089
Goddamn I wish I could have a big cat like that.

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>>737547405

>>737550836
Holy shit, didn't know regular cops had sleep darts now I thought it was only the CIA

>>737549810
are jews even human?

>>737547977
when that one bitch turning into a feminist and ur like " i'll kick her senses back in"

>>737549453
really wish i had some sound for this one

>>737548780
filename.kek

>>737550658
you flabbergast me

after 5 years at university, i still dont have the linguistic skill to convey to you how under-privileged you come across.

>>737545218
You can do this outside and use a pump or something to blow air into the mixture. It won't hurt you that way, but I don't know if it will make crystals.

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>>737545565

>>737548421
cats

>>737549119
Ok show a me video where niggers will stay out of a fight when their 'homey' is one on one with somebody else.

Most niggers can't fight unless trained, most whites have instinctual fighting abilities.

>>737547554
those aren't sharks. They are orcas.

>>737550836
this is exactly how cops should respond to aggressive AMERICAN citizens.

>>737547412
this is legal attempted murder.

cops and judges of america need to be cleansed of their sins.

>>737547412
Disgusting. This is the product of our gun nut culture where there is a decent chance anyone you run into may be armed. The cops are clearly under-trained and under scrutinized, but gun culture in america is at least somewhat to blame for this shit.

And just so we're clear, I think that cop should be in jail.

>>737548104
that filename

>>737545218

I like how this mimicks the style of videos normie faggots post on facebook

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>>737549822

>>737551202
well fuck me im gonna go sign up

>>737548349

holy shit why dont we launch rockets into space with ballons

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>>737547289
Non. Porn. Webm.

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>>737545092
>>737545721
>>737548662

>>737551289
you fucking genius. take my upvote.

>>737547918
>>737548421

its a honeycomb

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>>737550836
Nerve gas

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non-porn? screw you

here's the best porn ever

>>737551358
fuck thats satisfying

>>737547405
That's what you get for tyring to kill a wolf spider, which are fucking harmless.

>>737544556
perro caca

Compliments from /sp/

>>737550836
He got tased but wallet bro got shot? Seriously?

>>737548555
fucking third worlders

>>737551877
alpha af

>>737551538
he got in a serious tussle with that monkey haha

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>>737548420
trashy af

>>737545721
kek

>>737551958
yes america is fucked. whats ironic is its not the deadbeats who don't contribute that ruined it. its the men who were given a small amount of power

>>737547098
topkek.jpg

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>>737548601
Kung pow

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>>737552026

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>>737548555
shitty trips fagget

>>737548970
delete

>>737545798
Hey it's me Destin

>>737548582
>Filename

>>737548882
Good doggo.

>>737552152
fast dogger

>>737552183
trashy girl is trashy

>>737548601
giant african piranaha

>>737549282
That real?

>>737546451
did he die?

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>>737548555

>>737547977
Falcon Punch!

>>737551382
Same shit. A fish is a fish.

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>>737548970
you're a real prick you know that anon? fuck man

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>>737547977
No, he is legend.