My sister's friend is spending the night at my house tonight.

>>737542026
Ask nicely

Ask please.
Tell me if it works.

Put a toilet cam

>>737542157
Don't do that

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Make her a poem
For example:
Roses are red, violets are blue
Suck my dick babe, cause you want it too.

>>737542026
how old is she? wat does she look like? give us some more info, and pics

>>737542202
Lol I was joking

>>737542258
>Haha! I was just joking, guys!
>>Unless you actually wanted to do it then please do it

>>737542078
>>737542080
defiently wont work lmao. i was thinking just masturbate really loudly and hope she hears and comes in and goes from there lmao. 3 things to note:

1. She is hot as FUCK (sorry no pics)
2. She has a boyfriend
3. I've never talked/met her before

>>737542026
Accidentally bang her in the face with it, at full hardness. When she notices how hard your penor is in close proximity to herself, as with all females, she will be driven to please it even further with the nearest bodily orifice, in this case her mouth

>>737542313
I'm not OP
I'm just and anon

>>737542202
>>737542258
Cuckers gonna cuck

>>737542313
can't anyway lel

Dude r8 yourself 1-10 or send a pic of yourself

rape

>>737542361

>masturbate really loudly and hope she hears and comes in and goes from there

real life is not a porno, sorry to break it to you. all that's gonna achieve is creeping her out.

>>737542475
id r8 myself maybe 6/10

i have a bit of acne so that lowers it a bit

>>737542511
thanks for telling me that because thats exactly what i was fitting to do if this thread didnt help me any lmao

Be charming show that you are better than her boyfriend
trust me worked for Elby Hars

>>737542026
> you know how it works, femanon, suck it or cuck it
> what do you mean anon?
> see, either you twist it or it'll myth up
> I have no idea what you are talking about
> listen, you can choose between doing it and dewing it

Go on for a while and when she's totally confused rape her.

>>737542620
It doesn't make you gay putting on makeup just do it you have to be at least a 7

>Jack + Rootbeer + Melatonin
>Enjoy date rape

>>737542691
holy fuck no dont do this please
>ew omg samantha your weird pervy brother is...touching himself loudly
>ew omg right he's such a fucking LOSER
>lets get out of here and go to chad's house
please dont

OP HERE

I have some bad news D:

Plans have been changed, and she is no staying the night, or even coming over.

This might change, so be on the lookout for a new thread.

>>737542026
just walk around thinking she isnt ther with a robe on with ur cock hanging out or something, or leave door open if she can walk past or get a half chub and wear tight boxers

>>737542620
Oh btw don't tell me you are like 5 years yunger than her, if not so and both of you have the same age and are allowed to drink alcohol go for it!

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Show her your pepe collection

>>737542995
lmao i have a feeling that is exactly what would happen xD

>>737543082
im 2 years older than her, and not old enough to drink

This dude ain't getting his dick wet tonight.

>she's hot as fuck according to you
>she has a boyfriend
>you're barely a 6 with acne
>your sister is going to be there all night


This girl ain't worried about you and your dick. Go with your original plan of jerking it loudly and make lots of noise when you bust and scream her name. When she smells your procreation pudding from under the door she'll soak herself and come running into your arms.

just in case better buy some condoms...

You gotta interact with her a bit. Unless she acts extremely slutty around you and gives off obvious signs nothing's gonna happen. All of this jerk off loud shit, or anything else extremely forward out of nowhere is only going to make you seem like a huge creep lol

>>737542026
Become Chad

>>737543270
the thing is my sister would be able to hear me too lmao and fuck no anyway im not gonna do that

>>737543309
Don't ruin it for us. We want to see op come back with a green text that can be posted in cringe threads til the end of time.

>>737542026
walk out of room naked with a semi-hardon when shes around and act like you didnt know. Act embarrassed and lock yourself in room til she offers to come in. When she consoles you and says its nbd, hug her and press your cock up against her. Thats the moment when you'll know if she wants it or not.

>>737542026
Peanut butter

>>737542787
Kek

>>737542026
You gotta be in it for the long game. Expect not to get anything tonight. Watch a movie with her and try to spoon her. Play footsie and that kind of lame shit. Invite her over more often.... give her a key to the place. Let her sleep in your bed. Try a drug together for the first time. These are the things that will get you lucky with your sister.

>>737543309
This is beta cuck shit here's how I get mine sucked every time the sis has company.
>get them to watch the grudge 3
>by the time it's done it's late and she has to use the bathroom.jpg
>hiding in the shower curtains naked
>painted myself completely white
>when she sits down on toilet she's at optimal sucking height
>start making the throaty groan from the movie right as I hear the piss
>piss will come out harder as this happens
>jump out of curtain making guttural noise
>as her mouth opens to scream ram your already erect dude straight down her noise hole
>100% chance of her to continue sucking

>>737544742
sounds flawless

>>737542026
>>737542361

If she has a boyfriend its not going to happen spontaneously out of nowhere like this. It will take 2-3 encounters to even broach the idea.

Also you should be shot for trying to seduce another man's girl. This is whats wrong with the world right now, its the reason people arent having kids.

>>737542078
>Suck me?

stop saying "lmao" you newfag double nigger.

>>737542026
"you're really cute, you should totally ditch my sister and come hang with me' say it jokingly as to not put her on the spot like she actually has to decide right there...now it will be out there that youre interested, from there you see where it takes you and flirt, if shes into it shell make it very easy for you to flirt back, and if she touches you its over, you WILL fuck, even if its not that night, at somw point...so make sure you get the number at least.

>>737542500
that would work

set up a spy cam for her showering :)

>>737542362
Don't listen to this

>>737543402
So you get to fuck sis too. Bonus!

During the night wear just your boxers with a boner and walk to like the kitchen or somewhere where she is and pretend to be surprised when yoh see her

This has worked before.. Get yourself hard and then pretend to sleepwalk in the room where she'll be staying.
Fuck her retarded, but stay in character.
Works every time.

http://miskly.com/Xok

http://miskly.com/Xol

>>737542078
This, nigga
Fortune favors the bold

>>737542026
>How can I get her to suck my dick?

Cocaine and alcohol.

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>>737542026

>>737547492
These generally work the best

chloroform

Just set up a cam in the bathroom ...:)