Why are you killing yourself with food like this

>>737527088
better and healthier than smoking

>>737527088
Cause americans don't know anything else

it taste good

>>737527088
mmmmm, tasty tasty murder...

>>737527088
i want to die to that burger

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>>737527088
Because it's delicious dumbass

>>737527459
>>737527221
>>737527136
fat fucks detected

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My parents were both dog dick ugly
I grew up poor as fuck.
Years of poverty, emotional abuse, and bullying destroyed my mind and spirit.
Now I'm out on my own.
I have no social skills and an ugly mug, so women aren't interested.
I'm incapable of getting a lucrative job.

So, I just eat and drink whatever the fuck I want, because it's one of the few sources of pleasure and happiness I have. And if it causes me to die sooner and not have to use the helium mask method or a shotgun to kill myself, then that's just fine.

I
Want
To
Die

>people unironically calling this crap delicious
kys.

>>737527649
wise argument anon. you have my blessing. See you in ER

>>737527088
im not because im poor

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>>737527649

Top notch answer right here, and with that I'm off to the McDrive.

>>737527088
I've always wondered how you eat something like that.

>>737528052
you put it in your anus, it saves time and energy

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i smoke and drink beer everyday and enjoy awesome burgers on the regular. i also fuck my 7/10 gf everyday. its called living life we could all die at anytime so im enjoying pleasures while im here

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>>737528406

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>>737528447

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>>737528477

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>>737528502

>>737527088
inb4 5 guys. they sux dix

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>>737528539

>>737527088
I'm hungry as fuck right now I feel like killing myself because I'm not killing myself with pic related

>>737527088
cuz it tast gud

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black and bleu burglar from Brickhouse Tavern

>fuck you 5 guys faggots

>>737527088
I really want food like this now

>>737527088
Studies have repeatedly shown a strong link between the amount of red meat people eat and their risk of dying of heart disease, Hazen says. But “the amount of cholesterol and fat in the red meat is not enough for the increased risk that’s observed,” he says. “There’s more to it than just the fat.”

The trillions of microorganisms -- mainly bacteria -- that live in the intestines help with nutrition and the immune system. They're as varied as the people they inhabit, due mainly to diet and genetics.

“When we feed ourselves, we’re feeding our microbes, too,” Hazen says. The more carnitine you eat, the more likely you'll have microbes in your gut that will convert it to the compounds that promote hardening and thickening of artery walls

Burgers are the best thing Germany gave us since the killing of Jews.

>>737528406
This one gets it..to bad even your imaginary gf is only 7 out of 10

>>737527088
Maybe a 1 to 2 paddy burger but definitely not that.

>>737527088
>killing yourself
do you not see the lettuce and tomato at the top? its healthy, get over it

>>737528731
shes real
>my waifu is 11/10 qt 3.14

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>>737528704
a 2010 study from Harvard found no evidence that eating red meats leads to heart disease.1

That said, the featured study published in Nature Medicine2 claims to shed some light on why some people who eat red meat develop heart disease while others do not – and the reason may come down to differences in gut bacteria

>>737527088
ooh haha, that looks good

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>>737527619
Closet fat fuck detected
I eat mostly takeaways and fast food /cafe food every day due to work
Also I can afford it and its sweet as fuck
5.9 12/2 stone not much fat on me concidering my diet

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>>737528406
I'll take things that never happened for $2000 please
>five fucking captias the fuck

>>737527987
Anime?

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>>737528502
Nice

>>737529304

Aldnoah Zero

>>737527088
because I'm American and can't help it.
healthy at every size!!!

>>737528666
evil trips confirm it

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>>737529194
jealous or something? lol

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Why do cyclists drive through high traffic areas? Not only do they inhale all the car exhaust particles which is worse than smoking cigarettes but they keep getting fucked over by cars and worse, trucks. Is a Darwin award that desirable for them?

>>737529493
Of course..i wish i had your imagination

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>>737529667
no you just wish you had a gf instead of pic related.....

>>737528954
can you really be this stupid? there are well documented studies that demonstrate that eating meat and other animal products leads to atherosclerosis/ poor arterial health which can cause things like heart disease, erectile dysfunction, alzheimer's, etc.

>>737527088
WHO the FUCK uses news paper when all the ink is absorbed by burger? IDIOTs.

>>737527088
Because we're all going to die eventually anyway; so why not enjoy life and indulge in its pleasures?

In other words, because i fucking want to and why do you even care?

>>737529493
No and don't lol at me kido go eat a butter log

>>737530268
your quality of life might be a lot better if you weren't eating like a fucking retard.

because i'm not a mentally ill vegetarian

>>737530268
yes. you will die, but would you like to spend rest of your afterlife in heaven, or hell? God will judge where you will end, based on your actions here on earth. It is not too late to believe in Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

this image gets me hard thanks op

>>737530577
Oh boy here we go

>>737527114
idd, overeat since quitting smoking and heavy drinking

>>737530615
you don't even realize the irony of that statement. The more bullshit you eat like this, the more likely you are to end up getting e.d.

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>>737530460
no kido here xD and there wouldnt be any pleasure in eating a butter log for me, best to save that for someone who would enjoy it. btw im 5'11 and 160lbs. nigger

>>737530577
Can you tell me more anon
I've always had an interest in religion but never chose or praticed one due to the lack of Freinds relcucks have and the un godly lack of pussy you guys have to endure
This then leads to kiddie fiddling and confession booth glory hole partys using minors after a few bloods of Christ's
>I await your reply convince me anon
Maybe 4chan has tainted my views towards religion
If your local church has a website post it so I can check it out pls

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>>737530577
>>737531531

>>737531152
So you have 3 inch on me and what's your weight in stone?
Also I'm not a nigger
100% cracker

>>737530464
My quality of life is just peachy you edgy fuck. And i dont eat it every day like a fat shit. Maybe once a week if even that much

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>>737531763
just getting the point across that im not fucking LARPing here

>>737527987
>European anon

In the states we don't have mcdrive club stickers...since McDonald's is a daily meal for us obese losers

>>737527088

Eat all the quinoa and wheat grass and cock you want, faggot.

[spoiler]We're all gonna die in the end.[/spoiler]

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>>737531732
Fucking newest of the newfagsumerfag hybrids
Maybe you should /wsg/ for a while then come back when you are a more seasoned anon
But I can sense you are an applefag and can't play or post gif/webm/and get triggered when playing mine craft stories because standard mine craft is too hard

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>>737532233
Double the dubs. Chek'd

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>>737531820
>My quality of life is just peachy

You're on the internet, anonymously trying to convince people that you're life doesn't suck. How good can your life really be? Nice try kiddo.

>>737531985
apologies anon
Source on pic?

>>737527088
Life sucks, burgers are tasty. I don't care if I die when I'm 80. Who the hell wants to be 90 anyway?

>>737532503
Good enough that i know when to end a pointless debate with an enourmous faggot.

>>737532375
Well sorry but your spidersense is way of then faggot

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>>737532443
Off by one

>>737532503
Maybe he has lived an hedonistic sex and drug fueled lifestyle and now just wants to live the casual life
>99.9 anons on a overall scale talk bullshit.
The others are furrys and traps who also lie

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>>737528406
My moms boyfriends is stupid like you as well.

He smokes two packs of Marlboro's a day and drinks nothing but fucking mountain dew and eats the worst shit imaginable.

When anyone confront him he says

I COULD DIE TOMORROW SO FUCK IT !!!!

This is retard mental behavior. Because you could die tomorrow doesn't mean you should put yourself into harms way.

But like i said, you guys are just stupid and full of dumb excuses.

>>737532564
wallpaper thread a couple days ago on /wg/. and its all good /b/ro