I JUST GOT SENT THIS WAT DO

Fuck her dad

Send benis

>>737524787
Send picture of your anus

>>737524944
GOOD STRATEGY

Fuck, these are all good!

>>737524944
While finger blasting you own anus

>>737524787
ask her to meet up

Any more suggestions?

ask her for nudes, OP.
dammit

>>737524944
Checked
Dubs don't lie friend. Put it in her dad's pooper.

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>>737525376

>>737524787
Context

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>>737524787

You're an idiot and you don't know how to deal with women.

She sent you an ass shot and you acted impressed by it? Now she has something over you, she knows you want it. She probably never follows through, a lot of girls do this to fuel their own ego... send some provacative shot just to hear the endless stream of dumbass's like you begging for it.

kys.

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>>737525070
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

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>>737525587

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>>737526017

Oh look the virgin has an opinion on how to talk to grills. Let's listen!

>>737524787
Tell her you only put out if the penis is feminine.

>>737526116
I'm gonna level with you because of the Gamma picture
I'm pretty fucked.

Tell her to take those leggings off

>>737526463
this

>>737526463
Fuck that's good, but how should I phrase it?

>>737526588
"I only fuck bitches that don't wear pants. My dick isn't a ghost, dumbass"

>>737526588

You already acted impressed, anything you do past this point will be begging for it.

You should of opened with some shit like "decent pic but I can't even see anything" or something to that effect.

Move on from this one, your autismoness fucked it up.

>>737526588
We could probably help if we knew the context

>>737526686
Smooth as a plumbus whose dinglebop never interacted with schleem. Next.

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>>737526716
Fair point

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>>737526429

We're all a little fucked here.

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>>737526926

>>737526775
>implying you're either smooth or a virgin

kek

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>>737526960

>>737527017
I was just talking about how plumbuses are made.

>>737527018
"Do you wanna see my gains from this conversation?"

>>737527219
This.

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>>737527018

she wants you OP.

dont fuck it up, please

>>737527219
Damn, that's good, but a bit straight forward. We're a bit flirty but that would be a bit blatant, no?

>>737527305
At least there won't be doubt after this line

>>737527305
do it op

>>737527305
yeah don't go for that op, t b h you shouldn't take any advice from anons, go ask a friend thats good with girls or your dad or something

>>737527305
Well if she says no you can say "sorry you're just so hot I thought that's where this was going. But YOU look amazing and I'll look at whatever gains you wanna show me."

>>737525587
He's not wrong

>>737527305
Or keep talking good stuff about her perceived flaws.

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>>737527393
>mfw none of my friends are good with girls and my dad is a fucking casanova who'd probably help but tease me about it forever

https://youtu.be/V9c2XRluot4 lol

>>737527593

Shower her with compliments and offer to send her roses and chocolates, this will truly win the girls heart!

You're an idiot.

>>737527646
>my dad is a fucking casanova
>this anon badly wants to fuck his own mother

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>mfw I'm fucking it up by not responding for so long

" Those are some decent gains but I think you could target some areas better. Its hard to say for sure from that angle though."


You guys really suck at this.

>>737527890
Oedipus complex, yay.
Back to the topic at hand.

>>737527960
YES

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>>737527960
+1

give her some backhanded compliments

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MISSION CONTROL, DID I DO IT RIGHT?! OH FUCK THIS IS THE 4CHAN SPACE PROGRAM ALL OVER AGAIN!

>>737527713
Don't shower with compliments just play up her flaws discretely. No one said anything about flowers and chocolate faggot. Take the time, lay the groundwork, and pounce when there's an opening.

>>737528346
Fuck this is complicated!

>>737528313
Oh dude... My darling. Aw. I don't know what to say but you ah. You fucked it :/

(Please post the response I literally can NOT sleep until I see how this ends pls OP you're a hero)

>>737528346

>keep talking good stuff about her perceived flaws

Either you don't know what you wrote or you don't know what words mean. Pick one.

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>>737528313
hang on motherfucker what did you say before that?

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>>737528313

>>737528496
"omfl, I'm dying"
It was a wrong person text.

>>737528575
Could be useful though

>>737527960
Just to expand on this so OP doesn't keep coming back to this thread for advice like a faggot:

Women are simple:
- You have to answer the questions that are in their heads without having them pose any.
- You have to plant the right questions in their minds to replace the ones that would be unfavorable to you.
- You have to do all of this with confidence and not a shred of doubt in your interaction. That doesn't mean to be a caveman and be rude / obnoxious / mean.
- It is a about subtlety with women. The only time to turn on the straight forward to-the-point flow is either when closing or when you are in the act of having closed.

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MISSION CONTROL, WE HAVE LIFTOFF

>>737528313
lol whyyyy
u suck

>>737528652
Ok that's where you wanna be extra careful

Op hurry up and ask for nudes I dont have all day

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HERE WE GOOOO

>>737528652
Ask for thighs for comparison

>>737528771
godspeed sir

>>737524787
Holy hot damn

>>737528476
I fully understand both faggot. I'm not saying spend hours on ened telling her how pretty she is. I'm saying find out what's bothering her and slowly chip at it. You clearly don't know anything about women or how easy they are to manipulate.

>>737528652
where your happytrail is, its hard to tell from the pic you sent, but it looks like it needs work.

>>737528771
Today the whole nation salutes you anon

>>737528771
fuck idk OP you're kinda pulling this off

>>737528652
Engine performance nominal, Stage 2 initiated

>>737528313
You wrote "target some better areas" instead of "target some areas better". Those mean two different things.

What did I tell you to write, OP?

>>737527960

Stop trying to make your own way of things. That's how you fuck these situations up.

See my other post:

>>737528626

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>>737528842

>tell her good things
>about what she thinks are flaws
>tell her good thing. give her compliments
>about her flaws

Are you retarded?

>>737528771
fucking dumbass HAHAHHA fucked it up

>>737524787
fugg

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Always works.

>>737528921
>>737528993
Is he fuckin it up or not anons?!

>>737526960
>sheesh

>>737528949
I know subtlety is key, but seriously?!

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard!!!

>>737528771
fucking kek

godspeed anon

>>737528771
this is so bad. u suck at this OP.
follow dis dudes suggestions

>>737528626

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>>737529069

>>737528771
It might just work actually

>>737529166

Someones 14.

If you're older than that and still a fan of tenacious d you seriously need to consider suicide.

>>737529229
I AM DOING MY BEST HERE

>>737529166
Solid advice. Follow the D

>>737527918
You're making it better by taking your time she wants you dude tease her

>>737529069
Like, at this point its just a matter of whether the bitch likes him, he's being flat out fucking audacious, ballsy move, he ain't got shit to lose, if he's dick was gon' get sucked, it'll get sucked, if it don't get sucked, it was never supposed to BE sucked, OP is a hero and just a good dude in general, that's my vote anyhow.

>>737529229
Stop samefagging to look good you absolute virgin

>>737529340
Exactly.

>>737529279
Sounds like someone isn't old enough yet to get a kick out of nostalgia

>>737526926

Ruined her body with over-eating and gym culture.

>>737528626
this is actually good advice desu

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>>737529340

>>737528771
Stop putting full stops at the end of your texts. It implies you're composing texts instead of just saying what you actually think. The aim is to sound as free thinking as possible while ever so slightly insulting her

>>737529279
Did your dad rape you to this song? Is that why you're upset?

>>737529340
Amen.

>>737528771
Target better areas? What are you her fucking coach for an upcoming bikini contest?

Still no response, should I attempt to stimulate? If so, what line?

>>737529687
I'M JUST AN IDIOT DOING HIS BEST

>>737529717
Just wait it out faggot. Don't fuck this up

>>737529717
That's a dangerous move right there...

>>737529294
where da ass pic at my guy

>>737529767
At least your honest, hopefully you nail this beefcastle hoe

>>737529687
>>737529767
You're doing just fine man. Don't listen to that Anon.

>>737529717
If you have a nice cock tell her you've been working on toning your body, ask if she wants to see, send it.

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>>737527918
>homecuck
Neckbeard confirmed

>>737529717
no, wait for a reply

>>737529717
Is there a read or an online? LEAVE IT BE DONT SEEM DESPERATE

Post more like wtf did you blow it already?

>>737529792
This. If you have to keep it going it's over

>>737529717
Wait, don't be pushy

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STIMULATION SUCCESSFUL! SHOULD I SUGGEST A BETTER AREA OR POKE FUN AT HER?! YOU'RE SENDING ME MIXED MESSAGES, ANONS! I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!

>>737529883
Don't. Or at least not like this.

>>737529938
you're so beta kek

>>737529938
kek

CHANGE TOPIC QUICK OP

>>737529938
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE.

>>737529938
It's over.

>>737529938
Say something along the lines that the sleeves are the shirt are in the way of really seeing her biceps. Slowly move her into full nudity

>>737529889
Oops apparently liking home stuck makes you a fuckin neck beard. I'm a Fucking male model and love Homestuck

>>737529999
WHAT ELSE IS NEW? FUCK OUTTA HERE

>>737530035
2nd'd

>>737529938
"that's not exactly what I was thinking but yeah" just to cool things a bit

>>737529938
ASK FOR PUSSY STRAIGHT AWAY OP, YOU GOT THIS!!!!

>>737529938
What do your arms look like?

>>737529717
Hol' up. Imma be honest wit you. I want to see that ass wiggle.

Ask her what's wrong with her arms. You want her to admit imperfections so she'll then seek compliments to make herself feel better and that's when you lay some groundwork

>>737529999
le quads face xDD

>>737530103
hahahahahahahahahaha

>>737529999
You can't argue with KEK himself!

>>737529938
OP how do you even know this girl? Is it a friend or do you actually talk to her? aka how bad would it be for your rep if you said something sketchy

>>737530103
Roll

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I'M FUCKING IT UP

>>737530111
trips don't lie

>>737530103
kek

>>737529294
Look.

After she said Like what? You could have taken it in plenty of directions that would have been a lot easier.

Your direction while not impossible is over complicating things because you acted and worded things in a way that makes you sound eager/thirsty. There's no subtlety, and you essentially just said "hurr send me more pics". Its about how you say it. Women want what they can't have. If you act uninterested she will think and wonder things. This is what I was talking about in this post:

>>737528626

You have to plant the question in her mind "Am I not good enough for his time?" OR "Does he get with more attractive women and that's why he is distant and uninterested?" OR "Could he get any girl he wanted?"

Then you have to answer that question you planted without her asking it.

Subtlety. Work on it.

>>737530251
what the actual fuck?

Go for quads or abs

>>737530251
kek

>>737530251
Speaking of noodles, want to see my dick?

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>>737530060
>male model
KEK
E
K

Just fucking kill yourself and why did you feel the need to say you're a "male model"?
The summer is fucking real

>>737530251
Nigger why even post on here if youre just gonna type stupid shit yourself. Fuck off.

>>737529279
Die right now plox

>>737530251
boy you're getting friendzoned. she thinks of you as a personal trainer now

>>737530267
please listen to him virgin op

>>737530251
Show me your feet ;p

>>737530251
You fucked up. You're suppose to get her to seek your attention not insult her

>>737530251
You were walking into sexting territory then you ran as fast as you could into beta territory.

>>737530111
Do It op!!

>>737530300
WINRAR

Also, stop spilling spaghetti everywhere, faggot

>>737530207
Incorrect

>>737530251
You're done. Just bow out now. Tell her you have to jump off a cliff or something

>>737524787
she's a fat whale, anon you deserve better.

I was ready to beat my meat and celebrate anons success in getting nudes, but I guess I'll start putting my dick away.

OP, dont mind if you screw this up, or if you seem like a complete autistic retard to her.
She's already shown she has interest in you, you basically cant fuck up from this point.
Just try to keep the conversation going.

>>737530301
Because you insinuated that all Homestucks are neck beards

>>737530251
change the fucking topic op

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>>737529938
MY LEG!

>>737529938
Ok for your arms, but with your tits between them

>>737530251
>NOODLE ARMS ARE WHAT THEY ARE.


My God Op whats next?

>Let me put some spaghetti sauce on those arms.

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>>737530069
Faggot
WHEN YOU USE CAPS LIKE THIS YOU SOUND LIKE A SPERG ON CRACK
THIS IS FUCKING 4CHAN NOT FACEBOOK

>>737530207
cool, didn't need your life story fag

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This is fucking painful. She sent you a pic of her ass dude and now you're calling her arms noodles.

>>737530380
I put it away after he said sheesh

You know one way to increase arm strength is to wank me off.

>>737529953
This girl is obviously hoeing on OP, why the fuck not?

Ask about her quads or abs

>>737530390
HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT?

>>737530308
This famm
Fucking summerfags o swear

>>737530468
This OP

Be straight up dude . Say I find you sexy as fuck and honestly id like to do unsaid thing to you. Most chicks dig that . Say it with confidence though. That's what gets them

>>737529013
EDWARD...HITLER!

>>737530513
"I'm just teasing, how about a shot of your lower, below your "booty", thighs and side shots."

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>>737524787

>Sends you a picture of her ass while playing a little hard to get
>OP spills his spaghetti and starts talking about fitness

I guess you really can't lift away the autism.

>>737530600
Yeah, something like

Let me put some pasta sauce on your noodle arms bitch.

Abort. Change subject. Ask her what her routine is. Tell her she should lift weights while doing squats. That'll get her thinking you're not impressed with her ass

>>737530513
>>737530672
not this

drink bleach you fucking virgin

what are you even going to do if she sends you more. Not like you're even going to do anything without guidelines from 4 chan you fucking autist

Ask her if she would rather have this convoys over snapchat unless you are ugly

>>737530513
stop hunting for pics faggot, just start talking about something else

>>737530679
inb4 op actually does it

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Question, if you came to /b/ for help
Why in the FUCK would you type shit yourself?
Sage this shit thread

Tell her its ok if you dont have upper body strenght.. her thighs and and legs make up for it

>>737530695
It's too late for that. OP ruined it

>>737530674
FUCK ME DUDE! I'M FUCKED! IT'S OVER! CRASH AND BURN! IT'S DONE! SCRAPE MY BODY FROM THE WRECKAGE BOYS!

>>737530457
top kek this

>>737530786
nah i fucking love you op, you dun fucked it but hey its a learning experience

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>>737526017

damn ur actually autistic how did u manage to ruin that freebie

>>737530786
good. fuck you

why even start this thread if you're not going to follow advice. Kill yourself

>>737530699
fine i figured that was a worthless try anyway.

"Joking about the noodles, anyway speaking of you busy later? Wanna go to some Chinese/Tai/Japanese place and grab some noodles/ramen/food? I'm busy at this moment but sometime later when I'm free."

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>>737530679

>>737530771
Don't do this. Giving a chick a compliment without her practically begging for it is suicide. Change topic and don't sound like a nerd trying to get pics for fapping to

Post screenshots

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WAIT! I MIGHT PULL IT BACK! Nah, I'm probably dun.

>>737530251
OP are you attractive? Do you have abs? If yes send pic of stomach including up to the top of pubs (see pic related) but no dick. This is the only way you save this...

>>737530993
What a pity...

>>737530993
Yup you fucked up, time to go home everyone

Stop there OP anything else is desperate

>>737530993
nice one op, niiiice...

>>737530993
4 lines without a reply with a desperate compliment at the end?

>>737530993
quadruple message

lmao desperate fag

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>>737530876
This
If op don't wanna heed our advice and he spergs all over why should we help his retarded ass

>>737530993
You are. She flirted and you insulted her. gg

>>737530993
Oh my god youre fucking it up even more

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>>737530993

>>737530993
hahahaha

>>737530993
Rip. You tried I guess.. It was pathetic tho

>>737530993
Shes not replying, message "pls respond".

>>737530993
the cringe man goddamn

>>737530993
jesus FUCK come onnnnn OP I'm trying to root for you but jesusssss thats so fucking gay fucckkkk FUCK

>>737530755
this

the worst part is that OP got offered some really good advice several times by an anon who actually knows what it's about.

>>737529687
>>737528949

he told you to tell her one thing. you decide to change the words around because you're a dumb nigger who thinks he knows better... While asking for advice on fourchan... Niggga you retarded and now you sound like a personal trainer faggot instead of the dude who could have been plowing her ass.

>>737530993

NO OP NOOOOOoooo! We can still do this though! We can still try to make this happen.

this is fucking pathetic

>>737530993
hahahaah

Someone cap this shit
This is fucking gold

>>737530993
OP, listen carefully.

Tell her that you have autism and was just hoping to rate her rocking body and that you know a friend who's uncle works in a modelling agency and was looking for clients.

You seriously may as well write "please respond" as your next message.

>>737531222
Trips of truth
Praise kek

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IT'S NOT LIKE AT LEAST 3 OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE TELLING ME TO PLAYFULLY INSULT HER OR ANYTHING! YOU'RE SENDING ME MIXED MESSAGES!

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Put me in the screencap. I'm fuckin dying.

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OP is as beta as attached pic holy shit

>>737530993
Just stop its over

gj OP

theres a person out there hot for you sending you a fucking ass picture of here and you screw it up bc you have to cater to your b audience bc basement dwellers appreciation gives you more of a hard on than an actual woman.

you suck

>>737531371
Give her workout suggestions you can salvage this

>>737527555
>>737525587
true tho.