>July 1 2017

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lonely as fuck, brehs

>>737515572
WHYYYYYYYYYYY

shit

>>737515572
>halfway through 2017
6 months left before 2018...
I hate how it constantly feels like I'm running out of time.

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We're gonna make it though, right guys?

Time flies when you're a faggot

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It is now 30 months till 2020

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>>737515580
>he isnt kidding

>>737515577
>feels like I'm running out of time

That's literally what's happening

Still feels like 2002 to me.

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>>737515580
What the fuck

>>737515572
2020 is in LESS THAN THREE YEARS


it was always the "thats the fuckin future" date for me

>>737515572
Man, it feels like it was just yesterday Trump got inaugurated

>>737515577
You should try things like meditation to keep yourself grounded or else itll be 2020 before you realize you haven't stood still once at all

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>tfw you are closer to 2030 than 2000

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>>737515580
>>737515585
>tfw once we reach 2020 it'll be 40 years since 1980

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>>737515580
>he's right

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I LOVE LILY! I LOVE HER!

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>>737515589
>tfw it'll be 30 years before 2050

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>tfw it's bean the best year of my life and it's just getting better

>>737515572
>/tv/ - Television & Film

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>>737515588
>haha it can't b... fuck its true

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>>737515593
It will all come crashing down anon, it always does

>>737515589
>the 2000s are almost as far away from the present as the 80s were from the 2000s

>>737515579
underrated

>got a gf
>went back to school
>made up with my brother

2017 is my year faggots

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>next year That 70s Show will be 20 years old
>they could make a 90s version and that era would look as wacky and outdated to kids today as the 70s looked to me back then

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>>737515572
>2006: 4chan has gone to shit I'm going to leave!
>2017:

I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HELLHOLE

>>737515600
>he doesn't remember That 80s Show

>>737515600
what the FUCK

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>the feeling of missing ooooouuuuuttttt

>>737515577
>I hate how it constantly feels like I'm running out of time.

What are you in a rush for?

I've been here for 10 fucking years, get used to it

>>737515602
Why would anyone remember that flop

until 25 you think about your pleasures ahead

at 25, you wonder whether hedonism or suicide is all there is to life, but you fail to find an escape, especially to find a solution on your own. So why not do what everybody else does, after it cannot be so bad if so many people do it?
But of course, you know that you are too scared to pull off suicide and even worse, you hear that ''suicide is for pussies'', plus you tell yourself that it would make your mom cry. So you stick to hedonism and try to make your life full of ''good moments''

you clearly despise to be alone
(this applies to men only, since women cannot be alone naturally)

at 30 you still have not seen anything outside hedonism, so you stick to it and strive for it.
You know that junk food and beer take their toll and you hit the gym but you notice that 25 yo men have been already the gym for a few years already while claiming that ''they do not do it for girls, they swear''


at 35 you fully know that trying to keep being a normie is draining and requires means that you do not have, even worse, means that other people have, more or less for free or without much effort, but not you [typically for housing, where the babyboomers have the power on the estate market and girls]

at 40 you begin to think that being a normie is worth it, especially if you think that 30-yo gf is not cucking you or bear ''your'' child

>>737515605
I've had the feeling when I was 12 and it hasn't left since

>>737515607

at 45, you wonder, jsut like your gf approaching 40 (but you do not know it), whether breaking up is not an option and you want to ''offer the best to your kids'', you go fantasizing about being a libertarian, as in dreaming about taxing 100% of the inheritance to have more equal society, mostly out of bitterness from the older generation (who "has it all"), but clearly, and you are even pride of this, you stick to playing by the rules of the game of the baby boomers so that perhaps, one day, you would have all their riches. (because if you would stop this game right now, you imagine easily being swindled wrt to the people who play the game, LIke the misanthrope who like the idea of the humanity dying, but ofc only if he is the last man to die.)

at 50, you just want to retire and see your daughter avoid marrying (whatever you put behind) ''the pleb'' but you are happy that some guy chooses to provide for her (just like you did at his age) or rather you build a sweet certitude that your daughter will do well without too much work on your side, nor on her side... You want your children to find a job instead of costing you money, especially the boy since boys end up too many times back to their room (for a few years) since girls find a way to shack up with whatever man is ready to pay the rent.


at 65, After some of your acquaintances have died or been ill, You fear cancer more and more and you think that, all those years, your wife was right to be a ball breaker about pesticides on apples and salads and that she better sticks to organic products.

you tell your children that it is worth it to be a normie and hope to die in your sleep with someone on your side.

>>737515607
>>at 25, you wonder whether hedonism or suicide is all there is to life

Lol I've been there all my life, you're just a brainlet that didn't get mature until 25 and now thinks he's wise enough to lecture people on 4chan lmao

>>737515580
That's a lot of time to become a chad by the time I'm 22.

>>737515607
>>(this applies to men only, since women cannot be alone naturally)

This is why they crash harder than men at 30

happy canada day leafbros

>>737515607
Are you 40 and on 4chan? Seriously kys

You just sound like someone who grows really slow as a person because you're dim witted. Enjoy your normie wagecuck parent life, your old-ass gf is def cucking you. Enjoy watching your shit kid grow up just as jaded and fucked as you, worthless cunt.

>>737515605
>What are you in a rush for?
to accomplish something and not become a burnout

>>737515610
this
I hate when idiots learn something obvious and act as if they've had some profound revelation because they're so wise

>>737515613
go fuck yourself leaf

how's in a commie regime like?

http://time.com/4821022/justin-trudeau-canada-discrimination-gender/

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>>737515600

>>737515615
This is why you're be destined to be a burnout

>>737515615
Accomplish something for yourself, I hope. I've worked tons of jobs all my life and seen people of all ages/backgrounds/points of life.

The only people that are 'burnouts' are those that are hooked on drugs/homeless and completely given up.

Should I cheat on my gf to fuck a 19 year old I'm buying used panties from?

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Here's a thread I shouldn't have entered.

I can't focus on anything around me, it feels like life is a dream and just a blur. Like smeared paint on a canvas.

I'm not living purposefully and I feel like I'm racing headlong in to the abyss without any ability to put on the breaks. Help.

stop playing video games
I'm serious, they provide no memory value at all. making it seem like time is flying

>>737515620
>Accomplish something for yourself, I hope.
Of course. Working 9-5 for 20 years in middle management hardly seems like an accomplishment

>>737515621
Does she know you have a GF? if not, 'visit some family' in her town, bone her and return and never speak of it.

If she does know you have a GF, you may be fucked and I wouldn't do it.

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>>737515623
this is a post i can relate to

>tfw Ill sometimes think it's 2016 or 2015 accidentally
>every year for the rest of my life will seem shorter and shorter because I've been alive for more of them


Ugh

>>737515622
Dondowet.

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>terminally ill and don't have to worry about this anymore

>>737515625
that's further than most. Just look at all the plebs working under you, most are probably older than you.

>>737515599
>>made up with my brother

And you call us faggots?

>>737515630

Sorry to hear that. When I think about terminally ill people who make the most of the short time they have left it makes me want to appreciate life more while I can enjoy the luxury of being healthy. But the curse is, if you don't have a terminal diagnoses its really easy just to fall into a mindless disregard for life and take it for granted.

>>737515630
Cancer? Why are you spending your last days in this shithole?

>big family get together this weekend
>three siblings are married, other two are in committed relationships
>I haven't had a gf for more than two months

>>737515572
DELETEEEEEEEEEEE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>737515589
>>737515580

>>737515610
Fucking this

>>737515630
You lucky, lucky motherfucker.

>>737515624
>twf went to gym
>started running
>exercises at morning

Where is my fucking time? Where. It. Is.

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>>737515628
>not even sure if something has happened in 2014 or 2016 because I barely left my house since 2013 and kept the exact same routine

>the ad that tracks you even if you use ad block is still there
And this what you're crying about reddit?

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> it's been 2 years since I lost my last paying job
> it's been 3 years since my last girlfriend left me
> it's been 4 years since I finished high school
> tfw feel like there is no future for me.
Not sadness or anger, just disappointment.

>>737515639

This.

>starting cycling and seeing nature
>do more physical activity
>read more
>socialist
>day is already over, have to go to work tomorrow

Everything I enjoy seems to be escapism where I lose all sense of time and the day flies by

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>that feel when no girlfriend

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I just want WW3 to start. Everything else pales in comparison

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>>737515640
> me too

>>>737515631
>all those shows which thought we'd be exploring the stars right now
>the most pressing social issues of our time include a moon cult and chicks with dicks

I don't care about my life so much as I know humanity is quite obviously going down the shitter and fast.

Kaczinsky was right about technological development being correlated negatively with social development. We've evolved at such a rapid pace that we haven't had time to catch up to anything.

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>>737515644
I don't even care about that feel anymore. When girls talk to me, I don't even bother with them. I am the immortal morlock, and I'm not even 30!

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>finally decide to text crush
>she goes offline the second I send the text

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>little kids I baby sat are now older than i am when I babysat them.

FUCk

>>737515648
teach me on how to become powerful green wizard

>>737515635
I think is is everyone's problem itt. The expectations-reality dissonance.
Whatever your upbringing was, whoever was your surroundings, stop comparing yourself to them.
The sooner you realize the world - whatever you would put into that word - is not a unified thing, but a subjective thing, and there is no norm except your own (or the one that you have assumed, hopefully not the one you've been forced upon), the better for you to start appreciating and loving and developing yourself.
And stop overthinking, do shit. Find yourself in things you value - what-the-fuck-ever they are - and be you.

MODS MODS MODS IVE BEEN MOVED MOOODS

>he does it for free

>>737515572
Fucking normie it's 2am on the 2nd here.

huh, what am i doing on this shithole of aboard

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>>84492064
First you have to let go of all your passions, your resentments, your anger, your past, and then... let the darkness in.

Is it time to gas the mods?

>>737515635
>22 youre so young!
>23 youre so young!
>24 youre so young!
>25 so when will you get a gf lol

ad infinitum

>Sister married with 2 kids
>Brother living in the city, on his way to becoming highly-paid business type somehow despite a sub-par degree and years fucking around
>I live my mum and only just graduated despite finishing high school well over 5 years ago

Does anyone have the long copypasta about being a NEET and what horrifyingly shit future you have to look forward to in sections of eighteen-20 years old, 20 to 25 etc

>>737515726
Kys aussie scum

>>737516149
He's obviously a kiwi you newfag.

>>737515652
first take anti depressants to completely lose your sexuality and realize you dont want to chase girls anymore

>>737515572
One more month and I gota go jizz in a plastic tub and take it to the hospital, hopefully I'm infertile.
Who the fuck want's kids in this day and age?

>>737516199
Kiwis are aussies too

They don't matter

>>737516199
that makes me a brainlet, not a newfag

get your insults right brainlet

>>737516253
>Who the fuck want's kids in this day and age?

Cucks and retards

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>hey how was your weekend ?

>>737516257
Aussies at least put some effort into their shitposting. Kiwis are just pathetic and ineffective.

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>this thread

>>737516417
my weekend was is just like the past 3 years

>>737516509
She didn't age well

>>737515650
Same. My mom texted me a pic of the nice little kid I babysat getting ready to go to college. Time flies and it's not fucking okay.

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>>737515601
You actually thought that this place is just a site where you "accidentally" drop?
No this place is hell, where you stay and burn

>I WANT OFF THE RIDE MR BONES

cannot leave

>>737516798
>a few weeks
more like a few hours

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>>737515649
little update here, she came back online and didn't even bother replying

i'll keep you all updated

>>737516932
just tell her she's a dumb roastie slut that should be raped by niggers you pathetic cuck

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>>737515572
eh, i wouldn't be too sad about it as i have enjoyed my time so far

>>737516998
this, it's actually pretty pathetic that you have to be told this

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>>737516798
>>737515601
4chan FOREVER. Theres no brakes in the feel express

>>737516288
this is /b/
that's the only insult they know
also checked

>move thread to /b/
>it dies

bravo janitor

>>737515642
>Finished High School 4 years ago
>High School

You have so much life ahead of you, kid. If this is gonna beat you then you can't handle the rest.

>>737516624
Who dat

Bjork?

>>737516798
Try Reddit loser

>500.000 karma

>get bored

>message gore to feminists

>banned for life

>>737516932
>i'll keep you all updated

Don't

No one cares, virgin

>>737517724
>eighty percent of comments here are mine

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>>737515579

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>>737515604
I as well, know that feel

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>>737516932
Who cares? She wont fuck you. You'll go months without being touched until you pay for an asian sex slave to wank you off in a greasy dim lit rub and tug. Followed by more time alone. Continue the cycle until you die.

>>737520568
truly the patrician existence

>>737515605
Kek (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>>737517535

>>737520568
Sounds like experience talking

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>>737520599
You are not in /tv/ anymore

>>737519573
reaction image comments repeating the joke is reddit

fucking crop these out

>>737520671
Are you trying to be funny? You're not.

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>>737521034
Im just waiting for the end boss. Hopefully a quick cancer.

>>737515589
rip Ian Curtis

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>>737521279

God /b/ is truly a shithole full of redditors and 13 year olds. Fuck you janitor for making me come here.

>>737521642
Why did you comment this

>>737521537
Quick cancer, lmao...

Just kill yourself incel

You don't deserve to be alive

Any other time period and you would've died off 10 years ago

>>737522527
They're probably actually adult and just virgin manchildren who should die

They're an embarrasment to existence by still spouting edgy emo shit at age 24

>>737522759
/b/tard detected

why don't you go home and get your fuckin shinebox you little cunt

>>737522959
>insult /b/tards

>autist thinks I'm a /b/tard

I wish people with disabilities don't comment at me. You should probably be sent to a gas camp to be mutilated with your sub par IQ.

>why don't you go home and get your fuckin shinebox you little cunt

What does this even mean

Oh you're spouting a GoodFellas meme trying to look tough

Embarrassing neckbeard, gtfo of my thread

>>737524234
>still no new RLM

fark

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this site was never good, i hate it, i want the nightmare to end.

>first site i open upon waking

>>737515589
I sympathize. I still remember the Fat Boys, the first episode of He-man, I saw the Challenger on live tv and I still have my timex-Sinclair 1000

>>737525051
Why don't you kill yourself?

>>737525051
>>737525261

No offense of course

>>737525299
I'm one if those people who can't let go of a challenge. I plan on sticking around and being a general nuisance until I'm either eaten by hobos or nukes happen. Plus, I've had 3 diff careers that didn't pan out, so I'm trying to get a job as a talent scout for Nickelodeon. Someone has to test drive the chicas that replace the game-shakers girls. Those bitches are getting old

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>>737526125
>I'm trying to get a job as a talent scout for Nickelodeon

When you meet Dan Schneider tell him I admire his work

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>>737526905