G/fur
Get in here!
Not much happening in this bread.
Aha, someone else is here!
Gonna try to keep it alive
So will I.
Any particular topic/theme?
Nah, just gonna dump what I have
OK.
At least the ava-tar people haven't found us yet. >_>
late night faggotry
Maybe everybody is at Anthrocon, having sex IRL. :(
I actually feel bad for those losers that waste time spamming in threads
Tonight I got hammered at a bar, came home and let my friends know I was home safe, then proceeded to drive 30 min to the nearest 24 hour sex shop and bought a 9.5" dildo, lube, and a pocket pussy.
>>737501934
Have you used any of those items yet?
>>737501956
more hardblush
>>737501784
Dude
That's Ashtarte
>>737501934
Damn, pics?
>>737501934
i couldn't imagine taking all that
jesus
fuck g/fur and fuck gay people
>>737502017
Nope. I'm opening the pocket pussy now because I was concerned it wasn't long enough ;)
>>737502083
What about g/furs fucking gay people, though?
>>737502083
Yes please.
>>737502083
yeah
>>737502081
You should try it sometime. I have one called the hammer by hung rider.
>>737502140
Please tell me you're not just going to use the dildo inside the pocket pussy.
...unless that's your fetish, I guess.
>>737502207
i dunno if i could man
i don't really have any experience with anal stuff
anybody padded?
>>737502280
I'm going to lube up the dildo, sit on it, and slide the pocket pussy up and down my dick while I F5 this thread
>>737502312
Well then start small lol. A plug always helps.
>>737499054
I know that cunt! His name is .bat isn't it?
>>737502404
Well, I hope the thread delivers for you, then.
Anything in particular you're interested in seeing?
>>737502414
i've been looking into like smaller dildos to start me off
what would be a good length to start with?
>>737502083
I also want to fuck gay people
>>737502511
nope I'm liking everything so far, pls keep going
>>737502536
In all honesty? 4 inches. Don't start too big or too long too fast. You'll hurt yourself. Bad.
>>737502536
Start off with a finger and some lube. If you're worried about putting a finger in your butt, get some latex or nitrile gloves from any drug store, Wally World, etc.
If the finger feels OK, try two fingers. Once two fingers feels OK, *then* go buy a toy.
In general, butt toys should have a flared base, so you don't lose it up inside there. You can get butt plugs that have the flared base but a dildo shape, instead of the pointy shape that is more common.
>>737502605
>>737502666
yeah wouldn't want to explain those injuries to anyone
once i come into some money i'll look around for some smaller ones thanks
>>737502735
I did try using a finger before but it didn't exactly end well so im a bit scared to try again
>>737502881
What went wrong?
Fingernail trouble? Make sure to trim them first.
Hard to get it in there? Lube is the key. Even stuff you have around the house, like vegetable oil or butter, will help. (Wash off when you're done.)
You met something coming the other way? After a while you develop a sense of timing about that. :D Alternatively, it's possible to clean it out first.
>>737503062
Or you just finger your asshole in the shower and let whatever comes out come out
>>737503062
yeah it was the third one
i should probably pick up an anal douche so that doesn't happen as much
>>737503109
i dunno i'd feel gross if that happened even if it was in the shower
that and there's a small mat in there that i stand on so i don't slip and i don't really want to have to clean that up
>>737503245
Fleet enema, couple of bucks, any drugstore. It's a single-use thing but it works fine.
You can get fancier ones that attach to your shower/faucet, but those tend to assume that you're already good at butt stuff, so they're bigger around. The business end of a Fleet is smaller.
Protip: Do not put the enema inside your butt unless you are within sight of a toilet. It will make you want to poop within a minute or two.
>>737503559
i'll have to pick one up next time i have to head out 'cause the one time i tried using my finger was really good up until it got a lil messy
thanks for the advice!
>>737502605
Okay.
>>737503669
You're welcome! Don't forget to start small and work up to bigger things. In a month you'll be ready for that XL flared Chance. :D
>>737502645
How's it going? Enjoying that new dildo smell? :D
>>737503789
oh wow i just looked up chance and jesus christ that thing is huge
the thought of having it inside is really exciting
i'll start working on it as soon as i can!
This is all actually pretty hot.
Gonna ask you faggots a question and maybe one of you can answer or at least relate:
Why in the fuck is this shit so hot? I'm not gay, I'm not turned on by gay porn (other than g/fur it seems). But seriously, why the fuck does gay furry porn appeal to me so much?
>>737504585
Same, not attracted to men or gay born whatsoever, but for some reason g/fur always gets me
>inb4 closet faggot
>>737504585
debauchery
>>737501291
Yes we have.
>>737504585
porn is fun
>>737499865
anon what the fuck
>>737504585
I've known one guy for a few years from now that claims that humans (any gender) just don't make his dick hard, and I pretty much believe him. He likes g/fur porn just fine, though. Maybe you're wired like him.
This may be another way of saying the same thing, but maybe on some level you *like* the idea of getting it on with another guy. However, the human guys in gay porn trip your "no, I can't do that, it would be gay, and I'm not gay" defense, whereas the guys in g/fur porn are different enough that that doesn't happen.
I dunno, man. Heavy philosophy for 5 AM on /b/.
Is that Mugen?
>>737504864
It's a guy tied to a bed, wearing a diaper, with a cordless vibrator taped to the outside of the diaper.
The only thing I really object to in this picture is that corded vibrators are usually a lot stronger.
ye
Gross. Hello, Mugen. What are you doing in this place?
just checking in before i go do stuffs.
>>737505172
Who is Stuffs? Is he cute?
Well, it's about the same as last time. Have fun with your stuff. I should be drawing, but the sun is almost out and it's miserably hot in my apartment.
gay animals are cool I guess
>>737505271
Lunas are cool, I guess.
yeah sadly. thank you. been hot here too. had to just lay in bed all day too hot to do anything
>>737505227
h-he wouldnt want me...
>>737505338
i didn't ask for your lame opinion
>>737505395
i want u
I wish I had found this one when the anon was asking about dildos.
If there r any girls who actually live a little in here I'm 22 fit high and really horny . If u wanna send pics or live chat reply...I'll check on here . I'm in Florida BTW..I've never tried this..
>>737504908
I feel as though its more than just the whole "liking the idea of getting it on with a guy" idea though.
For me, human gay porn just seems legitimately gross and I just can't imagine myself being in either the top or bottom position. (always imagine myself as a top person) Same goes for trap porn, just seems gross.
With G/fur it's different. I dunno how to describe it, but it is...
>>737505418
>>737505454
> I'm 22 fit high
First parsed as "22 feet high". Commas are your friends!
>>737505418
Yes you did.
>>737505506
ttthheee rrrooooommmm iiiiisssss sssspppiiiiinnnnnniiiiiiiiinnnggg
>>737505543
thats probably enough weed then
>>737505623
dont tell me how to live my life
>>737499426
This is a g/fur thread, not a g/blubber thread
>>737505475
Do you like human straight porn?
With human gay porn, does it help any if the two guys are, like, giving each other hand jobs or blow jobs, rather than butt stuff? Or you don't like any of it?
Or, maybe it's just a fear boner. G/fur has some critters who are bigger and stronger than you and have teeth and claws and stuff. :D
>>737505681
you seem to be into taking orders though
>>737505745
daddy... not when everyone's looking...
>>737505819
i see
>>737501934
>hammered at a bar
>drove to sex shop
Not cool dude
>>737505702
Straight human (and even s/fur) porn turns me on just fine, blowjobs are great. (Can't see a man giving me head though :/ )
>With human gay porn, does it help any if the two guys are, like, giving each other hand jobs or blow jobs, rather than butt stuff? Or you don't like any of it?
None of it. Just gay porn in general is a turn off for me.
>Or, maybe it's just a fear boner.
Possibly, but things like;
>>737504585
>>737502342
>>737502163
>>737501869
>>737501674
>>737498899
are the main types of styles that turn me on.
>>737506043
coz gfur is drawn cute/girly which real life is a rare commodity
>>737505864
touch me daddy
My AC busted and I'm too much of a shit to get it fixed, otherwise I'd be comfortable.
it amazes me that here in the c u r r e n t y e a r people are still worried about wanting to fuck cute shit.
>>737506102
*touches*
>>737506121
lets hope your suffering is a learning experience. i know it probably wouldnt be for me
>>737506043
Hmm. Those images seem to have bottoms that are a little bit on the twink side (slim, smooth, built smaller). Maybe that has something to do with it.
Maybe you're bi, but only for fur. I dunno. :)
>>737505475
It's because you're so whacked out of your gourd on goofballs that you're convinced reality is the facade.
>>737506236
I have already learned that I'm fine with any level of squalor. I have also learned that I am willing to procrastinate for so long that it'll just work itself out.
Nice work, everybody! Rim jobs all around!
>>737506239
Appreciate the insight anon. Thank you.
I'm heading to sleep. Goodnight, fags.
>>737506704
G'night faggot. Lov ya!
anyone planning on making a new thread 'cause im not headed to sleep for a while
>>737506687
You're welcome. I hope it helped, at least a little.
Meowwwwwww
>>737507240
same
>>737506748
I'll post in new thread but too lazy to make one
Meow
>>737498899
Double dubs wasted...
>>737508054
Wasted? Nigga this was great!
Meow
Ugh need a new thread bread meow