Hey guys, I need your help. My dad is trying to get separated

Leave a shit on the table and don't acknowledge it.

Does she ever leave the house?

Take her out somewhere for a few hours, while you're doing this have some people tag the shit out of it

>>737498203
yeah, she goes to church and exercises once a day..

Rape her

>>737498258
The thing is I can't fucking stand her. She treated me and my siblings like shit over the course of the last few years and I don't even talk to her at all..

>>737498309
My dad married an Indian for some fuckall reason, so no. Second of all I don't want to fuck my military career

>>737498266
Simply lock her out

>>737498346
While she's sleeping maybe?

>>737498425
If that doesn't work put pentagrams, candles, goat corpses, upside down crosses, dragon dildos etc. all over her room.

>>737498425
Yeah, but I don't want to listen to the doorbell for fucking all night...

>>737497850
pretend to be the anti christ or some shit. Whatever it is to scare her or make her uncomfortable. Hang upside down crosses everywhere, hang up pictures of satan etc

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Fuck her and send pic

Just blast ghost music all day, it has a lot of satanic lyrics

>>737498506
What do you mean tag?

throw her from the stairs

>>737498786
As mentioned, I cannot do anything that will seriously get me in trouble

>>737498714
Remove or disable it.

Hide a small speaker somewhere and rig it to randomly play giggling or other noises randomly

>>737498836
Fucking her wont get you in trouble faggot

>>737498714

Disconnect that motherfucker!

put itching powder in her shampoo/soap
is she allergic to anything? try putting it in food/living area
fuck with her surroundings enough to get her to second guess everything she does in the house.

start to jerk off all around the place really loudly
ezpz

>>737498715
Funny story on that topic..
To spite this Bitch I got a school backpack with satanic symbols on it (looks cool as fuck, if you want I can post pic) and the fucking called up the church gang and tried to talk to me, because "they were worried"

>>737498764
Like put up graffiti and shit

>>737498901
good fuckin idea that.

>>737498959
pic

>>737498925
I know but she's disgusting

>>737498912
Do this.

>>737497850
Simple, burn her alive in her bed, sacrificing her to Satan

>>737498957
yeah I'm not that kind of guy haha..

>>737498959
Pic with timestamp.

>>737497850
> plant swastikas on her belongings.
>Call police.
People in Germany go to prison for that shit.

>>737499035
w8, it's in my car. Brb

Its easy op bring home a rodent or something that most people find scary and put it on her while she is sleeping

>>737497850
First of all: you seem to be a useless faggot.

Where is the problem? If she is out, change the lock. Then unplug the doorbell if she rings. It isnt that difficult.

Also: Ami, go home!

t. german

>>737498836
you can make that look like an accident

>>737499147
Boring.

put a severed horse's head in her bed

Lock her out. Invite homeless people to stay and sleep over and let them shoot up drugs in there. Leave the door open in the middle of the night so anyone can walk through. If Craigslist is a thing over there (or if there is something like it) put an ad online that basically says anyone is welcome to visit and stay and do whatever. Throw a huge as party in the apartment and demolish the area. Since it is an apartment, try to get the landlord to kick her out. Ruin her life by taking nudes of her and spreading them everywhere and posting an ad that lists her a some prostitute. Or do the one thing which is leave her there, and you and your dad can find an entirely new place. Ditch her.

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>>737499147
No, we dont as long as we dont show it in public

>>737499063
If you cant make hear disappeaer you have to make her become enjoyable

>>737497850
paint it a whole bunch of random colors and designs

Put a load of fake drugs in her bed and do some damage to the walls and shit, also give your fist and head wounds and say you went on a mad drug trip

if she is so christian, you can make your house look cursed or some shit to scare her

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>>737499377
Take her out to get food then. Pull one out of her purse. Act surprised. Win.
Next?

>>737499301
Hahahaha

>>737499577
look if someone has a swastika here, they just laugh it off. Especially if a fucking Indian woman has it lol

she could have an 'accidental' fall down the stairs
just have a damn good alibi

>>737499372
To add onto this, destroy the church she goes to. That'll ruin her. Graffiti it or something. Get rid of her Bibles and crosses. Flood the apartment. Have your dad just stop paying for it and you and your dad can move out and leave her. If it's a step mom, file for a divorce? Have your dad cheat on her or something. Try to get her fired from work. Cut the brake lines on her car, but do it in a way so you won't get caught. Vandalize her car by smashing her windows in. Or do this, move everything of hers out of the apartment while she's gone and then lock her out so that it's only you and your own stuff.

>>737499405
Listen to him

>>737499377
Better solution. He needs to log into her facebook account and make racist comments, question the government, refugees etc. Then she would end up in jail.

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burn her local church !!!

>>737497850
who rent the apartment on the papers? If its your dad only he can kick her out.
if its both move to a new apartment and refuse to pay for her apartment. make her pay for it.

if its only her name on the papers...move your own fucking ass out if you want something to change.

>>737499117
>>737498714
>>737498346
You're such a puss. It's obvious that the real problem is that you won't get assertive. Get shit handled, jack off loudly and start genuinely acting like you worship satan, you want her gone or not?

>>737499372
Shift every object in the house (including bed, tables, chairs, etc) one or two inches to the left/right and see how often she bumps into everything. Keep doing this. Or, place an object out in the open for her to see such as a fruit. Then, as the days go on, put the object in more personal areas such as moving it to her bed, her car, the place she works out, etc. It'll eventually drive her nuts. You could also look into psychologically conditioning someone and have fun with her that way.

>>737499862
I can't get her fired from work if she doesn't have a job. This woman is 44 years old and has never had a boyfriend, a job, anything. When my dad got together with her she was living with her parents. That is why she is holding on so bad. Her parents don't want to take her back because she is such a fuckup

>>737499551
well diddle my pickle this is actually real. Sucks to be you

>>737497850
How about you keep our depressing shit to yourself

>>737500143
He needs the divorce the bitch. And you and your dad need to move some place else, and leave her

>>737500289
He's in Germany. He is going to get fucked hard. Prenups don't matter and she has all the advantages.

>>737500289
Yeah but until then we are Fucked haha

>>737500329
this. thank you

>>737500143
you dad is the owner or just rent the apartment?

if your dad is the owner, yout dad can kick out her by a legal court

if your dad rent the appartment, he just terminate the contract with the owner, and move out to another appartment or house

>>737499372
Paint the walls black and then get actual goats blood and paint the walls with satanic shit using the blood. Put upside down crosses everywhere, and draw a pentagram on the floor with candles surrounding it. Your dad is legit giving you the free will to do whatever. You're a lucky man, and you have plenty of options to do what you think needs to be done to drive her insane. Also, jizz in a condom and put it in her coffee when you're able to. In fact, just keep putting cum filled condom in her food when she's not looking and disgust the hell out of her

>>737498959
where did you get it? I really like it.
>>737499551

>>737497850
Damn dude. I hope your papa figures this shit out. what the fuck!!!

>>737499372
Slip sleeping pills in her food and drink, just so she constantly goes to sleep and stops talking

>>737497850
Jack off and cum on everything. Everything. While she's there or not. Rail out some sluts in your parents room before you go to BCT. Last pussy you'll get for a bit. Disrespect your surroundings.

>>737497850
U are living in a movie

OP, I am giving you multiple paragraphs of things to do. Like I said, you have the free will to basically do ANYTHING you could ever want. You don't need our help with this, because I know that there are some fucked up things in your head that you could do but you're just too pussy to do them. Take consideration into what I've said and act on them

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Have your dad get a new place. You'll be gone soon. Find a place to crash till then. When she leaves change the locks. If you live on a floor where you can leave through a window, do this : (get a ski mask and rubber gloves (by rubber gloves with cash far away from where you live. Same with drill / wood if need be) get wood and a drill. Literally board the door up. Board every room up. Use the windows to get in and out till one is left. Trash the house and get red paint and write the most satanic shit everywhere. Leave dead chickens and or just animal carcasses. The smell will linger.Even if it is cleaned up. F anyone ask any questions as to why you and your dad weren't there, just say your dad relocated for work, and that you were with a friend staying at their place cuz you ship out soon and your dad is divorcing her. And it's akwards cuz your dad is your dad and you don't wanna betray him like that.
>pretty sure if you go full fake satanic ritual it could spoil here. Could even leave some Bluetooth speakers in a wall somewhere. Then if she hasn't left, play satanic noises. She'll think the place is satans play ground and bail. XD

>>737501007
Spook her. Not spoil

>>737498266
While she's gone, bring a guy home and initiate sex in her bed, if you're not gay find a good friend comfortable enough in his sexuality to be semi naked around you, as long as she thinks you're fucking some guy in her bed, ensure that she "catches" you, make sure to spray lotion on her pillow for lulzy results, have loaded condom nearby (lotion or cum, take your pick) and as she runs away throw it at her (like you do when the cat won't stop staring at you when you're getting your freak on). If all goes according to plan she'll be too uncomfortable to mention it or come near that apartment. Flawless victory and a loss of sides will surely ensue.

>>737497850
Don't do anything obvious like painting Satanic stuff on the walls, she'll likely see through that. Just start being autistic and weird until she starts getting uncomfortable.

Get into My Little Pony or anime something, start watching it whenever she's around and babble incoherently about it whenever you have a chance. Start bugging her to watch it with you, give her long autistic explanations about how it teaches Christian values or something. If possible, have her catch you masturbating to it.

>>737501131
This

>>737501007
>Double o seven has spoken. Do it op. Do it.

Act possessed. Gives you "reason to lash out and shit. If she is super Christian, she'll try to help you. Fake it and take the help. Get worse and worse. Almost anything you do won't be reported to the cops Bc cops can't help with Satan. Plus, gives you an easy out if shot goes to far. Just say insanity. :D

>>737499372
Piss on all of her belongings. Break stuff in the house. Get rid of her bed. Get rid of her belongings. Sell her stuff. Take that profit and do what you want with it. Invite prostitutes over and fuck them in her room. Cum in her Bible.

>>737499377
They're playing checkers

Sounds like a good time to start performing satanic rituals, just for the fun of it

>>737499372
Call the police on her and tell them she's been abusing you. Leave marks on yourself and make it look as real as possible. Inflict actual bruises on yourself, and carefully plan a great alibi and make sure there are no loopholes and you can answer any question thrown at you with a confident and believable lie

>>737499372
OP, I'm going to bed. My last suggestion is getting fish lines and placing them around the apartment so that she constantly trips over and over again. Spread them out over a period of a couple days at a time and really fuck with her that way. Other than that, I have given you a multitude of paragraphs with a lot of suggestions on what to do. I feel bad for both you and your dad for this shitty situation you're in and I seriously hope things get better for the both of you soon. Take care, OP

>>737499551
nigga? why you in yo car?

>>737501198
This one is risky because you might end up liking it

As a few have said, you need to become sexual with her. Make her enjoyable. Once you control the pussy you control the bitch.

If she isn't down for pound town, just be overtly sexual. Bust a nut in some food, ask her if she is eating it and then tell her she shouldnt.

>>737501355
this also

>>737501596

>>737497850
Jerk off in the living room with porn playing and sound. Just say hey when she sees your dong.

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>>737500723
Sorry it took so long, some guy forgot his wallet in my car and had to bring it to him

>>737500812
same

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>>737501231
I live in the top floor of a 5 story building haha

>>737501859
this would actually work, my dad owns a hunting and fishing company hahaha

>>737501960
had to bring some guy his wallet

>>737503783
Didn't know what else to say..

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>>737503936
lol

>>737498932
where can you buy itching powder?

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>>737497850
Stay out of it. He is a grown man and should be able to take care of his own shit. Look at it from this perspective. He left you alone with her to fend for yourself. A bunch of mischief won't solve anything.

That being said, he should stop paying the bills and stop answering the phone. That will take care of it. No lights is a pretty good signal.

Blast Death Grips as loud as possible

>>737498410
What kind of cheistian name is Meena? That is a Hindu name.
Make her uncomfortable. Get your gf to hang out with you. If no gf, get a prostitute. Have noisy sex. Be naked around the house.

Give ger number or snap we will send dickpics to her

>>737504960
I don't see how that would help at all

>>737504813
already said she's from India

>>737505392
Exactly.

Post info. We will do the rest

Pic?

>>737506135
Why what are you Going to do?

>>737507012
top men will do top things

>>737507160
She doesn't use snapchat though..

>>737499551
Those are alchemical symbols, no Satanic.
You normal people don't know anything.

Walk naked around the house with a hard on and get close to her, sleep naked in her bed, jerk off next to her and on her stuff, doesn't matter how disgusting she is

Post pics of her op

shit in her purse every day

>>737497850
Have him file for separation. You and he get another apartment elsewhere.
Both of you remove all your possessions from the apartment.
Stop all payments to old place, remove his name from the lease.
Change phone numbers. Only contact to her from then on should be through divorce lawyers.

>>737509986
This.

>>737499551
>star of David
>satanic
...anon, I hate to break it to you, but your backpack is retarded. The satanic one has 5 points, not 6.

>>737497850
Spray a whole bottle of axe. Make the place smell like bath & body works

Maby kill yourself fag?
Just sayin

>>737497850
Could also sit at the door for when she comes back. Whenever she unlocks the door lock it again so she has to keep turning it.